These WiFi Network Names Are Way More Entertaining Than Yours

WiFi networks are a great way to spread your message anonymously.

Mason probably deserves this.

This is probably not a WiFi network you should join.

I think we have the same neighbor.

Here's a WiFi network name for you: CallTheCopsNow.

Sometimes you get caught.

WiFi Burn.

Abraham Linksys: Vampire Hunter

Join the network quick so you can get on the internet to look up a urologist.

Flamingo fuck yourself

Is that the same as not having sex?

Grammar nazis will always win in my book.

So...we're just gonna ignore that someone went with the name PocketRocket?

These are the two greatest WiFi network names in this gallery.

Well, at least they're honest.

And now we all have that horrible song by The Offspring stuck in our head.

Who doesn't?!

See?

I think they're trying to tell you something...

The creator of this network name is 12 years old. And my idol.

And the award for most creative goes to...

Unfortunately, this is what was found on Mr. Roger's computer after he passed away.

Wedged between all of the generic Wifi Network names is an Engorged Rhino and a Fleshlight Recycling Center.