There's something a bit different about India than the rest of the world. It's something that receives hardly any international attention, but should. I'm of course talking about poop.
An astounding 48 percent of Indian citizens don't have access to toilets. That's somewhere around 600 million people. A 2014 report from the World Health Organization said that half a billion people in India still continue to defecate in gutters, behind bushes or in open water bodies, with no dignity or privacy." The solution? Well, there are several:
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The "No Toilet, No Bride" slogan of 2012 aimed at incentivizing the installation of toilets in homes of desperate bachelors.
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Mr. Poo, everyone's favorite Indian mascot, encourages not shitting where you eat, sleep,
and bathe.
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Pay To Poop: An initiative that involves rewarding rupees to children who correctly poop
inside the toilet, not out.
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Bollywood awareness.
India's prime minister recently vowed to eradicate pooping in public by 2019. But that would take the support of his constituents. Chairman of the Gujarat Sanitation Development Organization of India, Anil Prajapati, has her doubts: "We've made public toilets but people still don't use them. Some of these people fear that there are witches inside or that their children will be kidnapped."
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So they've taken to the beach.
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Where dogs can take their humans for a poop.
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This guy knows what I'm talking about.
In order to combat this disturbing trend, UNICEF India released a catchy musical PSA titled "Take The Poo to the Loo." One notable lyric: "I step out on the street. What do I smell? Shit, that's stinky to high hell." It's interesting to see UNICEF gets their jollies in fart humor. However, it's seemingly not enough, as going No. 2 wherever and whenever has brought about serious environmental concerns.
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The white waters of the Ganges.
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The great thing about the Ganges is you can pretend to be bathing while a flurry of activity happens underneath.
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"Nothing to see here. Just checking the pH levels."
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This guy dropped his keys.
If only Gandhi were around to take part in this important social issue. Who will stand up to the more than 143 million pounds of excrement being dumped daily? Will it take a superhero? Or is India up shit's creek?
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FML.
An astounding 48 percent of Indian citizens don't have access to toilets. That's somewhere around 600 million people. A 2014 report from the World Health Organization said that half a billion people in India still continue to defecate in gutters, behind bushes or in open water bodies, with no dignity or privacy." The solution? Well, there are several:
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Clik here to view.

The "No Toilet, No Bride" slogan of 2012 aimed at incentivizing the installation of toilets in homes of desperate bachelors.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Mr. Poo, everyone's favorite Indian mascot, encourages not shitting where you eat, sleep,
and bathe.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Pay To Poop: An initiative that involves rewarding rupees to children who correctly poop
inside the toilet, not out.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Bollywood awareness.
India's prime minister recently vowed to eradicate pooping in public by 2019. But that would take the support of his constituents. Chairman of the Gujarat Sanitation Development Organization of India, Anil Prajapati, has her doubts: "We've made public toilets but people still don't use them. Some of these people fear that there are witches inside or that their children will be kidnapped."
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Clik here to view.

So they've taken to the beach.
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Clik here to view.

Where dogs can take their humans for a poop.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

This guy knows what I'm talking about.
In order to combat this disturbing trend, UNICEF India released a catchy musical PSA titled "Take The Poo to the Loo." One notable lyric: "I step out on the street. What do I smell? Shit, that's stinky to high hell." It's interesting to see UNICEF gets their jollies in fart humor. However, it's seemingly not enough, as going No. 2 wherever and whenever has brought about serious environmental concerns.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The white waters of the Ganges.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The great thing about the Ganges is you can pretend to be bathing while a flurry of activity happens underneath.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

"Nothing to see here. Just checking the pH levels."
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

This guy dropped his keys.
If only Gandhi were around to take part in this important social issue. Who will stand up to the more than 143 million pounds of excrement being dumped daily? Will it take a superhero? Or is India up shit's creek?
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

FML.