Rap music is disgusting, far worse than any Penthouse Forum letter, and wonderfully so. Like Penthouse, rap is an imaginary place where a regular guy really can learn the sexual desires and promiscuous behaviors of sultry alpha females. Unless you're a well-made alpha male, who drives girls wild and twerky, where else can you learn such things? For me-more of a sigma guy-rap and porn is it. But connecting to a female rapper's lyrics goes beyond mere sexual attraction. When a girl like Lil' Kim tells you she wants that d--k, you really hear where she's coming from. You get to know her a little bit, her wants, her needs, her dreams, and desires. It's like you're listening to each other. And it's really quite beautiful.
So please, I beg you to withhold your judgment of the ladies below. Yes, they are rapping about disgusting things, things some porn stars might not even do, but in doing so, these ladies bare the pure truth of what's inside them, and unleash true art upon this world. At base, art is connection. And I feel deeply connected to every one of these dirty gals below.
If you haven't realized that some of the lyrics and videos below will be totally not safe for work, kids or judgmental people, then this warning probably can't help you.
Lil' Kim (feat. Puff Daddy) "No Time"
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Trying to pick the dirtiest thing Lil' Kim ever sang is like trying stop masturbating: impossible. But since I wouldn't want to over-Kim-ify this list, I had to try. So I'm going with the "No Time" lyrics below, which just beat out equally dirty drivel in "Big Momma Thang" and "Magic Stick." But while equally dirty, there's no doubt the words below chill me closer to my core. They just hit home. Usually I don't like anyone to even think about my asshole, but when mama says she's gonna dribble down there, I guess I just wiggle and giggle a little. And when she talks about her 380 pistol in the very next line, I kind of want to submit to her forever.
"You the best, Da Da / Now watch mama, go up and down dick to jaw crazy / Uhh! Say my name baby / Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your butt cheeks / Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little"
Nicki Minaj "Anaconda"
Again, we're faced with a difficult task here, as darling Nicki is as dirty as that Prince song about masturbation, I forget what it's called. But I rejected some of her earlier filthy work in lieu this recent hit to congratulate this artist, who could easily have shied away from the raunch once she got to a certain level of radio play respectability. But instead, Nicki emphatically yells eat my asshole to the whole world! What a rebel. And a naughty one at that. But judging from the 527 million views of the video above, I'm pretty sure she's not the only one. And then the next line is a bit nebulous, so maybe you can help me with the reading of it, but is she saying her ass muncher can tell she's not missing many meals because she's got an ample booty, or because she's still got some corn in her booty? Either way, dirty. But one is far dirtier.
"He toss my salad like his name Romaine/ And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain / I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say? / He can tell I ain't missing no meals /Come through and fuck him in my automobile"
Iggy Azalea "PU$$Y"
Near as I can tell this song is about pussy. Which is just great by me, as I'm generally good with all songs on the subject, even if others are a bit more subtle. I tried to count just how many times they say "pussy" in this song, but I lost track at 14. Sorry, but it's easy to get distracted with all that moaning and gyrating going on. Regardless, there's a lot more to this song than just pussy, lyrically speaking. And that thing she says about Listerine, I'm pretty sure it's not about this, but it reminded me about that time I accidentally took a mouthful of Listerine before going down on a girl. Boy was she surprised!
"When you cum, I run / This cat got you missin' me / Bad Boys get a mouth full of pussy aka Listerine"
Khia "My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"
When the chorus-"My Neck, my back / Lick my pussy and my crack"-isn't the dirtiest part of the song, you know you're dealing with a minx. If you'll but listen to this American poet, you can hear she's singing a theme song of sorts; Khia expects pleasure. And from the sounds of it, if you don't deliver that pleasure, I get the sense she's not going to stand for it. I also learned a little something I didn't know about thug life from this song, even though I consider myself an expert on the subject, having dabbled during my breakdancing days. When Khia says "the best head comes from a thug," I had no idea; I always thought it came from Jewish girls.
"First you gotta put your neck into it / Don't stop, just do, do it / Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front / then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga / make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga / all over your face and stuff / slow head show me so much love / the best head comes from a thug"
Beyoncé (feat. Jay-Z) "Drunk In Love"
No, she's not rapping, but her husband is. And we have to bend the rules for Beyoncé; she is American royalty at this point, and a fine role model at that. But she's also a dirty, dirty girl when she gets drunk, God bless her. Sure, this is poetically disguised dirtiness, but make no mistakes about it, when Queen B is asking "Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby?" She's really saying even the Queen needs to bow down before King D every now and again.
"Boy, I'm drinking, I'm singing on the mic til my voice hoarse / Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard, surfboard, surfboard / Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood / I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body / Been serving all this, swerve, surfing all in this good, good"
H.W.A. "Eat This"
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If you're not down with acronym, we're talking about Hoes With Attitudes here. Near as I can tell, their attitude seems to be one of confidence, as they are quite certain everyone wants to eat their pussy. And what a great feeling that must be, to know, deep within, that you're a sexual magnet, a tractor beam of cunnilingus. I can only dream of such powers, but because of these women, I can be right there with them, visualizing just where the nose goes. Hopefully, since art inspires more art, such a strong lyrical connection will allow me to share that power with other ladies.
"Give me a quick slick lick on top of this clit / Cause I don't want to see that dick / Pull it out just a little bit / Let your tongue and lips work this clit / Cause quiet as kept, you ain't through yet / Lick around my asshole, that makes me wet / Cause no one knows where the nose goes / Yeah, I like it right there, it's curling my toes / Quit on the dick, it's for a real wussy / So come on down, and eat my pussy"
Princess Superstar "Bad Babysitter"
If I'm following the action correctly, this song is about a bad babysitter who mentally fucks with a child then blows her man while masturbating with the family cucumber, before putting it back in the fridge. That's dirty in a clean, vegetables-are-good-for-you kind of way. Child-abuse hilarity aside, Princess Superstar isn't the best rapper on this list. But she is white. And we needed some racially balanced dirtiness here. Please note, that just because this list contains far more African American ladies, it doesn't mean African American ladies are more dirty in general. It just means they're better rappers.
"All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know it's only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head / Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder / Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber / Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire"
Trina "Look Back"
This song's chorus might indicate that the man singing "look back at me" is in charge, but right from the get-go we know Trina wears the pants in this relationship. Well, she actually doesn't sound like she's got time for pants, but you know that she means business right from the get-go. Trina doesn't beat around the bush, but does immediately let you know she wants it eaten and filled, and her other hole as well. And yes, I'm talking about the poop shoot. The five hole. The night train. But it's more than just a little butt munching we're dealing with here, we're talking about peeing on each other, folks. Golden showering. C3P0-ing. That's a whole different level of dirty folks. And then she's goes ahead and throws in nose-fucking for good measure. What a lady!
"Put this pussy in yo jaws now smack / Like its Thanksgiving and it ain't coming back / Collard greens neck bones nigga chew this ass / Both hold inspections don't stop til it pass / Licky licky licky licky licky for an hour / I'm gonna make it rain for you here's a golden shower / Smell it like a flower my pussy is a rose / Come a little closer I wanna fuck your nose"
B.W.P. "Cotex"
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This is a song about menstruation. That's all I have to say about that.
"Bitch bleeding all fucking day / Up in her ass, dripping down her legs / Her panties are soaking, drenched in blood / Her ass so cakey, it feel like a bug / She got cramps shooting up as far as her breasts / That bitch got PMS!"
Trina, Shawna, and Foxy Brown (feat. Ludacris) "What's Your Fantasy Remix"
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This is the remix of Ludacris's debut single from 2000's "Back for the First Time" album, and it's actually reason enough to induct Ludacris into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame. Whatever, they let everyone in eventually, so why not expedite matters for the man who got these three bad bitches to get down and dirty, dirtier, and dirtiest in this little ditty. But when Foxy Brown lays it down, Trina and Shawna have to know they've been out-dirtied. I was going to try and just pluck a quote from Foxy's verse in this song, but it's such a badass, unapologetic mission statement, I couldn't justifiably leave any of it out. Besides such inspired words seem like an appropriate ending to such an inspired celebration of the arts.
"I'm a BK bitch, love to ride dick / Ass in his face, cock spread out / Nigga uptown, nigga down south / Same ol' shit, foot's in his mouth / F-O-X call me rough sex /Especially when a bitch get right on the X / Get it, right on X / Fuck him, check right to the next / Bitches go right, Fox right to the left / Nigga can't fuck, burner on his chest / 36 D's, Prada on the breats / Baddest, send him home with na na on his breath / What? How you think a bitch got my rep? / 3 Mills, still BK to the death / Still don't give a fuck / Still pose naked / Still specialize on sittin' on niggas faces / Pop magnum's by the cases / X5 Benz still spend big faces / Big frown, brown, hold first places / You know what you can do nigga? / You can li li li lick me from my ass to my clit / And ruba-dub up on my tits while I nu-nut on your lips, fucka"
More: The 10 Best Songs About Gunning Someone Down
So please, I beg you to withhold your judgment of the ladies below. Yes, they are rapping about disgusting things, things some porn stars might not even do, but in doing so, these ladies bare the pure truth of what's inside them, and unleash true art upon this world. At base, art is connection. And I feel deeply connected to every one of these dirty gals below.
If you haven't realized that some of the lyrics and videos below will be totally not safe for work, kids or judgmental people, then this warning probably can't help you.
Lil' Kim (feat. Puff Daddy) "No Time"
Trying to pick the dirtiest thing Lil' Kim ever sang is like trying stop masturbating: impossible. But since I wouldn't want to over-Kim-ify this list, I had to try. So I'm going with the "No Time" lyrics below, which just beat out equally dirty drivel in "Big Momma Thang" and "Magic Stick." But while equally dirty, there's no doubt the words below chill me closer to my core. They just hit home. Usually I don't like anyone to even think about my asshole, but when mama says she's gonna dribble down there, I guess I just wiggle and giggle a little. And when she talks about her 380 pistol in the very next line, I kind of want to submit to her forever.
"You the best, Da Da / Now watch mama, go up and down dick to jaw crazy / Uhh! Say my name baby / Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your butt cheeks / Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little"
Nicki Minaj "Anaconda"
Again, we're faced with a difficult task here, as darling Nicki is as dirty as that Prince song about masturbation, I forget what it's called. But I rejected some of her earlier filthy work in lieu this recent hit to congratulate this artist, who could easily have shied away from the raunch once she got to a certain level of radio play respectability. But instead, Nicki emphatically yells eat my asshole to the whole world! What a rebel. And a naughty one at that. But judging from the 527 million views of the video above, I'm pretty sure she's not the only one. And then the next line is a bit nebulous, so maybe you can help me with the reading of it, but is she saying her ass muncher can tell she's not missing many meals because she's got an ample booty, or because she's still got some corn in her booty? Either way, dirty. But one is far dirtier.
"He toss my salad like his name Romaine/ And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain / I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say? / He can tell I ain't missing no meals /Come through and fuck him in my automobile"
Iggy Azalea "PU$$Y"
Near as I can tell this song is about pussy. Which is just great by me, as I'm generally good with all songs on the subject, even if others are a bit more subtle. I tried to count just how many times they say "pussy" in this song, but I lost track at 14. Sorry, but it's easy to get distracted with all that moaning and gyrating going on. Regardless, there's a lot more to this song than just pussy, lyrically speaking. And that thing she says about Listerine, I'm pretty sure it's not about this, but it reminded me about that time I accidentally took a mouthful of Listerine before going down on a girl. Boy was she surprised!
"When you cum, I run / This cat got you missin' me / Bad Boys get a mouth full of pussy aka Listerine"
Khia "My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"
When the chorus-"My Neck, my back / Lick my pussy and my crack"-isn't the dirtiest part of the song, you know you're dealing with a minx. If you'll but listen to this American poet, you can hear she's singing a theme song of sorts; Khia expects pleasure. And from the sounds of it, if you don't deliver that pleasure, I get the sense she's not going to stand for it. I also learned a little something I didn't know about thug life from this song, even though I consider myself an expert on the subject, having dabbled during my breakdancing days. When Khia says "the best head comes from a thug," I had no idea; I always thought it came from Jewish girls.
"First you gotta put your neck into it / Don't stop, just do, do it / Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front / then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga / make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga / all over your face and stuff / slow head show me so much love / the best head comes from a thug"
Beyoncé (feat. Jay-Z) "Drunk In Love"
No, she's not rapping, but her husband is. And we have to bend the rules for Beyoncé; she is American royalty at this point, and a fine role model at that. But she's also a dirty, dirty girl when she gets drunk, God bless her. Sure, this is poetically disguised dirtiness, but make no mistakes about it, when Queen B is asking "Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby?" She's really saying even the Queen needs to bow down before King D every now and again.
"Boy, I'm drinking, I'm singing on the mic til my voice hoarse / Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard, surfboard, surfboard / Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood / I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body / Been serving all this, swerve, surfing all in this good, good"
H.W.A. "Eat This"
If you're not down with acronym, we're talking about Hoes With Attitudes here. Near as I can tell, their attitude seems to be one of confidence, as they are quite certain everyone wants to eat their pussy. And what a great feeling that must be, to know, deep within, that you're a sexual magnet, a tractor beam of cunnilingus. I can only dream of such powers, but because of these women, I can be right there with them, visualizing just where the nose goes. Hopefully, since art inspires more art, such a strong lyrical connection will allow me to share that power with other ladies.
"Give me a quick slick lick on top of this clit / Cause I don't want to see that dick / Pull it out just a little bit / Let your tongue and lips work this clit / Cause quiet as kept, you ain't through yet / Lick around my asshole, that makes me wet / Cause no one knows where the nose goes / Yeah, I like it right there, it's curling my toes / Quit on the dick, it's for a real wussy / So come on down, and eat my pussy"
Princess Superstar "Bad Babysitter"
If I'm following the action correctly, this song is about a bad babysitter who mentally fucks with a child then blows her man while masturbating with the family cucumber, before putting it back in the fridge. That's dirty in a clean, vegetables-are-good-for-you kind of way. Child-abuse hilarity aside, Princess Superstar isn't the best rapper on this list. But she is white. And we needed some racially balanced dirtiness here. Please note, that just because this list contains far more African American ladies, it doesn't mean African American ladies are more dirty in general. It just means they're better rappers.
"All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know it's only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head / Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder / Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber / Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire"
Trina "Look Back"
This song's chorus might indicate that the man singing "look back at me" is in charge, but right from the get-go we know Trina wears the pants in this relationship. Well, she actually doesn't sound like she's got time for pants, but you know that she means business right from the get-go. Trina doesn't beat around the bush, but does immediately let you know she wants it eaten and filled, and her other hole as well. And yes, I'm talking about the poop shoot. The five hole. The night train. But it's more than just a little butt munching we're dealing with here, we're talking about peeing on each other, folks. Golden showering. C3P0-ing. That's a whole different level of dirty folks. And then she's goes ahead and throws in nose-fucking for good measure. What a lady!
"Put this pussy in yo jaws now smack / Like its Thanksgiving and it ain't coming back / Collard greens neck bones nigga chew this ass / Both hold inspections don't stop til it pass / Licky licky licky licky licky for an hour / I'm gonna make it rain for you here's a golden shower / Smell it like a flower my pussy is a rose / Come a little closer I wanna fuck your nose"
B.W.P. "Cotex"
This is a song about menstruation. That's all I have to say about that.
"Bitch bleeding all fucking day / Up in her ass, dripping down her legs / Her panties are soaking, drenched in blood / Her ass so cakey, it feel like a bug / She got cramps shooting up as far as her breasts / That bitch got PMS!"
Trina, Shawna, and Foxy Brown (feat. Ludacris) "What's Your Fantasy Remix"
This is the remix of Ludacris's debut single from 2000's "Back for the First Time" album, and it's actually reason enough to induct Ludacris into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame. Whatever, they let everyone in eventually, so why not expedite matters for the man who got these three bad bitches to get down and dirty, dirtier, and dirtiest in this little ditty. But when Foxy Brown lays it down, Trina and Shawna have to know they've been out-dirtied. I was going to try and just pluck a quote from Foxy's verse in this song, but it's such a badass, unapologetic mission statement, I couldn't justifiably leave any of it out. Besides such inspired words seem like an appropriate ending to such an inspired celebration of the arts.
"I'm a BK bitch, love to ride dick / Ass in his face, cock spread out / Nigga uptown, nigga down south / Same ol' shit, foot's in his mouth / F-O-X call me rough sex /Especially when a bitch get right on the X / Get it, right on X / Fuck him, check right to the next / Bitches go right, Fox right to the left / Nigga can't fuck, burner on his chest / 36 D's, Prada on the breats / Baddest, send him home with na na on his breath / What? How you think a bitch got my rep? / 3 Mills, still BK to the death / Still don't give a fuck / Still pose naked / Still specialize on sittin' on niggas faces / Pop magnum's by the cases / X5 Benz still spend big faces / Big frown, brown, hold first places / You know what you can do nigga? / You can li li li lick me from my ass to my clit / And ruba-dub up on my tits while I nu-nut on your lips, fucka"
More: The 10 Best Songs About Gunning Someone Down