16 Reasons You Should Be Watching HGTV

I'm a big fan of HGTV. It's television that actually teaches you something useful. Not only do you learn how to make repairs to your own place, saving you thousands and thousands of dollars, but many of the hosts are beautiful women. So you get to learn a skill AND see stunning women teaching it. If you're not watching HGTV yet, here are 16 reasons why you should start ASAP.

16. Nicole Curtis, the host of "Rehab Addict." Be still my heart!


15. Danielle Bryk from "A Bryk at a Time." What a beautiful young lady.


14. Joanna Gaines, the little cutie pie from "Fixer Upper."


13. I saw an episode where they put a door in the floor and decided to try it myself.

12. The results turned out really well!


11. It's so sturdy you can stand on it with no problems whatsoever.


10. OH GOD NO!


9. It collapsed. I fell through the floor. I may be seriously hurt.


8. I'm gonna try to crawl out.


7. The collapse caused the one opening to close in. I can't get out of here.


6. My leg is bleeding so much and there's nothing I can do. There's no cell service down here. Is this how my life is going to end?


5. There are so many things I wish I had done differently. Friendships that ended, relationships that never were, apologies I never made. I don't know which pain is worse.


4. If anyone finds this, please tell my parents I'm sorry and I love them. Everything is going dark.


3. I just wish there were someone here with me in this moment. To know that your life is over and not having someone to at least hold your hand as you cross over is heartbreaking. I've never felt so much pain and so much sadness.


2. Honestly it doesn't even hurt anymore. I feel warm. I feel sleepy. This is the end, but I've accepted it. I've made peace. I'm just going to close my eyes and drift away. Farewell, world. Farewell.


1. Alison Victoria from "Kitchen Crashers!" Hubba hubba!