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These 14 Anal Text Fails Will Make You Cringe

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There's nothing wrong with being an anal person...depending on the context, of course. The following creeps aren't exactly the neat and tidy types, though. And surprise surprise, that just happens to be their demise 99 percent of the time. You see, rather than carefully constructing a play on words that might actually get them into the back door they so obviously crave, they go for a more blunt approach. Let's see how it works out for them in this collection of the the most painfully pathetic anal text attempts.

I guess she's as smart as she looks.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Worst pep rally ever.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Air ball.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Pull out!
funny anal texts, anal text fails


I'm so (faux) embarrassed.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Sounds very unsanitary.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


How do you like them apples?
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Never set them up for a "your mom" joke.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Smooth transition.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


I guess not all women are suckers for poetry.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Persistent son of a gun, isn't he?
funny anal texts, anal text fails


You had her at "hello." Shoulda stopped there.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


You're better than that, Chels.
funny anal texts, anal text fails


Touché.
funny anal texts, anal text fails
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