There's nothing wrong with being an anal person...depending on the context, of course. The following creeps aren't exactly the neat and tidy types, though. And surprise surprise, that just happens to be their demise 99 percent of the time. You see, rather than carefully constructing a play on words that might actually get them into the back door they so obviously crave, they go for a more blunt approach. Let's see how it works out for them in this collection of the the most painfully pathetic anal text attempts.
I guess she's as smart as she looks.
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Worst pep rally ever.
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Air ball.
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Pull out!
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I'm so (faux) embarrassed.
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Sounds very unsanitary.
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How do you like them apples?
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I guess she's as smart as she looks.
Worst pep rally ever.
Air ball.
Pull out!
I'm so (faux) embarrassed.
Sounds very unsanitary.
How do you like them apples?
Never set them up for a "your mom" joke.
Smooth transition.
I guess not all women are suckers for poetry.
Persistent son of a gun, isn't he?
You had her at "hello." Shoulda stopped there.
You're better than that, Chels.
Touché.
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