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16 Animals That Simply Look Dumb

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Some animals have dumb faces, just face it. The following members of the animal kingdom look like Eli Manning on a good day. That is, incredibly stupid. So without further ado, let's get our zoology on.

Alpaca
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The alpaca likes to roam in the grass and make goofy faces. It was first bred for its wool, but as of late it's been primarily used to make dope memes. They have long necks, beady eyes, and are sometimes compared to Taylor Lautner.


Manatee
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As the great Jim Gaffigan once said, manatees look like retired football players. They're fat, slow, and usually roam up channels cause they can't hack it in the sea. The name "manati" comes from the Taino word for "breast," which makes sense because they look and jiggle like a pair.


Capybara
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The capybara is the largest rodent in the world. It has a body like a whiskey barrel and a squinty face that looks as if it just sucked a lemon.


Meishan Pig
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Straight outta China, this pig has a hairy back and Dumbo ears. When they've accumulated enough fat, it begins to droop over their face in a disastrous fashion.


Tube Nosed Bat
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The tube-nosed bat is a native of Australia, and its primary feature is its nose, which looks like an evolutionary mistake. Even though it is relatively small in size, a full-grown man could stick his entire finger up its nose and dig for nuggets.


Celestial Eye Goldfish
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This breed of goldfish is defined by its upward-facing telescope eyes, which look asinine. I would say they resemble puppy dog eyes, but I've never considered puppies asinine, so that's out.


Warthog
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Warthogs have mullets, and if you're honest with yourself, you'll submit that humans who have mullets tend to be the dumbest of the bunch.


Exotic Shorthair Cat
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I can already hear the offended cat people crying. Face it, the exotic shorthair cat looks like someone splashed it with a bucket of ugly before flattening its face with a steamroller.


Naked Mole Rat
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With buckteeth and a corpse-like body, the naked mole rat burrows deep into the earth, away from judgment.


Pink Fairy Armadillo
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The Pink Fair Armadillo is the smallest breed of armadillo. It is native to Argentina and is currently a threatened species, likely due to its shell's utter uselessness.


Snub-Nosed Monkey
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I could make a joke about a certain celebrity who shall remain nameless, but I have class. The snub-nosed monkey has dark, lifeless eyes and a faux-hawk. As we all know, faux-hawks are extremely dumb-looking. But to be fair, these creatures do have very kissable lips.


Tapir
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Tapirs are known for their proboscis, which flops around and picks vegetation from all directions.


Purple Frog
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The purple frog can be found in Western India. They look perpetually surprised, probably wondering how they survived the evolutionary process.


Elephant Seal
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Elephant seals occupy the same oceanic region as great white sharks, which begs the question: Why the hell haven't they died off? They're fat, loud, and slow. They may be cognizant of their morbid obesity, because they're super ornery and will bite your arm off if you point and laugh at them.


Irrawaddy Dolphin
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Dolphins are often considered the smartest animals in the ocean. But every family has a "special" member in it. The Irrawaddy dolphin is constantly smiling, much like Simple Jack. It's home is the Bay of Bengal.


Chinese Crested Dog
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This hairless dog looks like a Hollywood actress who never made it.

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