This occasion may be one of the few times "6 foot" can be uttered when it comes to penis size.
A massive, 6-foot multicolored penis made from Christmas lights is reportedly an eyesore to residents in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY, where passersby are greeted with it up over their heads.
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The phallic lights were erected on a penthouse window of a luxury rental unit -- all puns intended -- and according to DNAInfo have been "raising eyebrows, inspiring chuckles," not to mention "inciting annoyance in people who don't know what to tell their children."
An unidentified neighbor said the lights were reportedly put up last weekend as "a joke."
"It's rude and vulgar, it's definitely wildly inappropriate," said Justin Abenchuchan, 28, who passed by the display and snapped a picture, saying that he was going to share it with all his friends.
Another neighbor walking with her small children -- in a neighborhood widely known as a hot spot for hipsters, ironic art and fashion, not to mention urban gentrification -- said the phallus seemed typical of the "frat boy mentality" and of the "douche bags that moved into the neighborhood."
Douche bags? Maybe. Ironic freedom of expression and a Christmas sign of the times? Absolutely.
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A massive, 6-foot multicolored penis made from Christmas lights is reportedly an eyesore to residents in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY, where passersby are greeted with it up over their heads.

The phallic lights were erected on a penthouse window of a luxury rental unit -- all puns intended -- and according to DNAInfo have been "raising eyebrows, inspiring chuckles," not to mention "inciting annoyance in people who don't know what to tell their children."
An unidentified neighbor said the lights were reportedly put up last weekend as "a joke."
"It's rude and vulgar, it's definitely wildly inappropriate," said Justin Abenchuchan, 28, who passed by the display and snapped a picture, saying that he was going to share it with all his friends.
Another neighbor walking with her small children -- in a neighborhood widely known as a hot spot for hipsters, ironic art and fashion, not to mention urban gentrification -- said the phallus seemed typical of the "frat boy mentality" and of the "douche bags that moved into the neighborhood."
Douche bags? Maybe. Ironic freedom of expression and a Christmas sign of the times? Absolutely.
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