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Newspapers might be dying, but they are still a source for some hilarious typos, funny photos and crazy headlines. Here are some of our favorites.
Apparently they couldn't afford a second picture.
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"Can I interest you in some Catholic Cleaning Spray or perhaps some Hindu Hand Towels?"
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"What about all that stork talk?!"
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The following week they had a real estate sales contest to benefit the homeless.
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If he would have had a Webster's around, this wouldn't have happened!
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TGIF!
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"I know the little kids in lab coats thing was cute, but we need to hire some educated doctors."
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"Really?! I can't commit to anything?!"
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Ironically, everyone skipped class anyway.
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Totally, the jackhammers will harm your baby...
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"Well I want it to look like they'll get a deal, but I don't want us to get burned either."
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It removes some other stuff too.
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"Well our rapes are up so...well done gentlemen!"
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Test scores improove with phlying colours!
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If he is going to jail anyway, he might as well get a little buzz going.
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If only someone had the balls to do this to Bill Belichick...
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Insert A Christmas Story joke here.
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"Oh you don't like Mr. Whiskers?! Well, we will see about this..."
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"Do you really expect me to clean this up?"
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Oh! Everything is so much more clear now...
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"You guys want to see if McDonalds is hiring?"
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"Wait you can go to jail for butt crack?" -Plumbers everywhere
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If only prom night were this simple...
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Because when you hit a "tree branch" in your Lexus, you don't pull over to check it out...
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"You know what honey? I know you wanted to hyphenate your name, but I really do not think that is a good idea."
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The boys in blue were still bitter about a terrible Valentine's Day.
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"Yea you should alert the press! Wait I was kidding."
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"So we are looking for a Jawa from Star Wars."
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"Hey I'm your new attorney. I heard you had some trouble with your last one. In your file here it says...oh crap."
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"Her name was Samantha Adams."
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"Looks like someone needs a pet down."
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"Alright empty the register! Wait, this isn't a Kay Jewelers anymore?"
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I thought the McDouble I had yesterday tasted a little funny.
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"You know what would be a GREAT title..."
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"Actually, I'm a little proud."-her father
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"I really got a kick out of this article." -One legged woman
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"I'd be willing to bet fifty bucks when we pull in this guy has a Delorian in a mall parking lot."
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Are you sure they were psychics and not just...normal people?
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"Are you sure you want that to be your opening statement?"
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This was actually a headline during the revolutionary war as well.
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"She knocked over my legos and stuff. If I could go back in time..."
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By way of subtle insults.
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Why did it have to be between these two?
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It wasn't even Halloween!
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"I meant did your DOG eat your homework!"
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Common sense shows that it drops off at 20.
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"There's been a pretty serious threat, what did we have on the schedule today. The threat meeting? Damn."
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Actually a TON of people have been playing with his balls.
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I don't care that he is a Free Saftey, Tight End is way better.
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"Okay we have to decide; are we racist cops OR sexist cops? We can't be both!"-Chief of Police
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"Crushed skull? No that's fine but hows my leg man? We have that softball game tomorrow!"
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