Unfortunately, this one falls into that latter category.
Look, it's not like we were expecting Tequila to make a run for the White House anytime soon, but this Twitter rant about Earth being flat and some other weird shit that began last Friday and continued into today should pretty much seal the deal.
Someone tell me why I can turn street lights on and off with my mind? I have been able to do this since last Summer.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 1, 2016I have written history. Go ahead and look at my past rapsheet.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 2, 2016God is made of cheese. Do not persecute me for my beliefs!!! When WW4 starts it shall be over cheese!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 2, 2016When I first ascended into higher realms it was quite strange. But things started to finally stabilize after a while. As you can see. lol
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 6, 2016I rarely sleep because sleeping is not required in the 7th dimension. So stop asking me why I never sleep!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016I can always hear the frequency waves beaming at my head.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016Why are all the buildings in NYC standing straight up? If earth was round then some of the buildings would have a slight tilt. #FlatEarth
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016If the earth was a spinning globe then how come airplanes can still land w/out crashing? Because the face of the earth is flat. Not a globe.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016The Chinese bought up a bunch of land in America because when their currency crashes they are coming here.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016Fuck! The government is blasting me with frequencies again. My right arm just melted. Bye.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016I think I accidentally started WW4 on my page. But one day you'll all realize I was right about the #FlatEarth just like our ancestors knew.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 201633 and 23 is constantly following me around. There is no denying that Im directly from the divine since these are divine numbers. #GodMatrix
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016Is everyone here on unemployment benefits?
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016Don't worry about my kid. She is riding her Unicorn on Mars with the other Martian babies. Who are also advanced intelligence.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016I don't know how you can get an upgrade for your clone bodies. I guess you have to be one of the #ChosenOnes
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016I am getting anxious because time is flying by, but time doesn't exist, but in this realm they pretend it does so it stresses me out.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016I hear voices down the street. I believe my paranoia is kicking in. So I better log off before the @CIA gets here. Bye!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016I mean, what can you say other than, "The pills worked great, doc?"
h/t Esquire
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