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Yes, America is overweight. We get it. But instead of shying away from the fact that we weigh more than all the other continents combined, let's just celebrate it.
In honor of July 4th (and the no longer in existence thisiswhyyourefat.com) we present a gallery of insanely only-in-America foods that you may want to try and recreate this holiday. (If you do, please call your doctor. And then call your undertaker.)
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The Inside-Out Spaghetti and Meatball
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Yes, this is a cookie.
Ingredients:
Cookie bottom and cookie top, 9 inches. Layers of Hersey's milk chocolate, Reese's peanut butter cups, Twix, two layers of snickers and marshmallows all put together by peanut butter.
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Redrodger.com4 of 25
The Meta Meat Cake
Ingredients:
Meta Meat Cake: Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.
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Bacon Mug (Bonus: It's full of gravy!)
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The Meat-In-Loaf
Just your average loaf of white bread hollowed out and stuffed with bacon, sausage, cheese and hamburger...and then baked.
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The Pulled Pork Donut Sandwich
Donuts are always better when they are the bread in a pulled pork sandwich.
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Death Sausage
Ingredients:
3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt.
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Corn Dog Pizza
I've always thought that pizza has been missing one simple ingredient.
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The Cheese Brick
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The Chicken and Sausage Patty (with one lonely slide of cheese)
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Flickr12 of 25
The Club Sanwich Cake
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Telegraph.co.uk13 of 25
The French Fry-Coated Hot Dog on a Stick
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The End-All-Be-All of Bacon Sandwiches
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The Pile of Food (I have no idea what's in this one.)
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thisiswhyyourefat16 of 25
Flapjack Fiasco
Ingredients:
Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M's; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.
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Just a standard bacon and sausage and cheese and egg sandwich.
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The world's largest Rice Krispie square
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holytaco.com19 of 25
Macaroni Filled Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf
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redrodger.com20 of 25
The Meat Tank (The name pretty much says everything you need to know.)
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Bacon Cheeseburger Turtles
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Facebook22 of 25
Yet another Pulled Pork Donut Sandwich
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Facebook23 of 25
So Much Bacon
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The Oreo Tower
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