Dogs Are A-Holes, Too: A Retrospective

Dogs can be major a-holes, too. Don't believe me? Try cleaning up their poop after a walk, or, on your kitchen floor during mealtime, or, even on top of your car's dash. (Now we're on the same page.) Since we roasted the jerks of the feline persuasion, it's only fair to call out our canine friends, too. (Oh yeah, this isn't "pet shaming," there's a separate piece for that.)


Sigh. What a way to start a doggy edition of the "a-hole" list. A car's dash is not a toilet seat, furball.



Speaking of toilet seats, it's not cool to force your sibling to go bobbing for brown apples, either.



"Bark, bark, woof, woof" translates into "F. U., too, mail carrier!"



See, now that's just totally messed up for poor ol' kitty.



"This birthday has been DENIED!"



Don't know which is worse: the smell, the germs or that "I-don't-give-a-fuzz" face.



Dogs are known as man's best friend, but this one is sure not this baby's BFF.



This dog is like, "Go fetch yourself."



Ok, this is categorically THE most asshole thing any dog in this list can do.

Via Distractify

Related: Cats Are A-holes: A Retrospective