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The Funniest, Crudest Valentine's Day Cards You Will Ever Read
You don't need to go to Hallmark to get your loved one a heartfelt Valentine's Day card. Just print out one of these and you will be loved forever. Share this on Facebook Permalink | Email this | Comments
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Almost 1/3 of Amateur Porn Comes From the Bible Belt
Lord, have mercy! What do you do when your state doesn't allow alcohol sales on Sundays? Apparently the answer is make amateur poke flicks. According to a study conducted by Homegrown Video, 29.6...
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Durham Academy Cancels School Via 'Ice, Ice Baby'
All right, stop. Officials at North Carolina's Durham Academy had to tell their students school was canceled because of the winter storm that has pretty much brought the South to a standstill. But...
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Dude Uses Kickstarter to Fund His $8 Chipotle Burrito
Crazy: A Chicago man went on Kickstarter to start a fundraising campaign for an $8 burrito at Chipotle. Crazier: He got eight bucks to buy a burrito at Chipotle. Craziest: He has now raised more than...
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Dear Idiots, The Blake Griffin Smacking Justin Bieber Story is Fake
For the past few days a story about Los Angeles Clippers forward Blake Griffin smacking Justin Bieber at a Hollywood Starbucks for not pulling up his pants or not wearing a shirt has been making the...
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Kate Mara From 'House of Cards' Gets Gorgeous in GQ
Fans of "House of Cards," the political thriller series that made Netflix a viable broadcast alternative, know that Season 2 starts tomorrow. All 13 episodes will be available for watching, and even...
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Woman Arrested for Not Returning VHS Tape to Store That Is Now Closed
Police in South Carolina arrested a woman last week who rented the romantic comedy "Monster-in-Law" on VHS. The movie starred Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda and received a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes. But...
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Justin Bieber Music Video Goddess Cailin Russo Is Pretty Much Topless
Well, I mean, sure: I guess that's technically a shirt. But it's one of those shirts that you don't ever want to see your mother wearing. It wasn't necessarily a bad thing if you didn't know who Cailin...
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Jimmy Fallon Makes Tonight Show Debut With Epic $100 Bit
In all seriousness, the only way "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" could have gotten off to a better start is if Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian would have crawled onto Fallon's desk and...
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How to Beat the Post-Lunch 3 PM Coma at Work
You can sense it coming, that creeping feeling someone is standing right behind you, breathing on your neck about to sink their teeth in. No, it's not the office vampire - well, maybe that, too - but...
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