No Manager Celebrates Like Ron Washington Celebrates
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25 of the Worst Craigslist Encounters Ever
You would think the possibility of being murdered and dismembered by a psycho would deter shoppers from Craigslist, but somehow it does not. As much as we'd all want to save $40 on a PlayStation 3,...
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Man Arrested at Waffle House for Dropping Pants, Discussing His Genitals
Given the fact that his name was Ryan Smallwood, we'll make the assumption that there wasn't very much to talk about. According to WSOC, a 26-year-old man was arrested at a Waffle House in Rock Hill,...
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Jersey Shore Sign Hacked, Changed to 'Assville'
Based on what we've seen and experienced there, we'll call that a pretty accurate assessment. According to Huffington Post, the mayor of Upper Township, New Jersey, wasn't very happy about a sign on...
View ArticleThis Killer Clown Scare Prank Will Give You Nightmares
I don't care how brave you say you are, running into a person dressed as a killer clown will make you scream like a little girl and run like hell. The crew over at DM Pranks have crafted the perfect...
View ArticleNews Anchor Calls Fire Truck a F**k Truck on Air
Let's be honest. An accident involving a f**k truck would have been a lot more entertaining. With a name like Alison Bologna, you have to think that she'll be able to laugh this one off with the best...
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What Animal Takes The Biggest Dumps?
We at Mandatory are down with science. We strongly believe that we can learn a great deal about the world and thereby make it a better place through observation, hypothesis, testing and application....
View ArticleBoy Gets Scooter Thrown at His Head During Fight
At the risk of sounding incredibly old, what the hell is wrong with kids today?! Last week, a girl fight ended with one girl throwing a shovel at the back of the other's head and now we have this. Two...
View ArticleBonnie Edwards' Sexy Guide to Quickies
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View ArticlePlayboy's Cybergirl of the Month Lindsey Pelas is Too Hot for You
Lindsey Pelas isn't just another pretty blonde; she's Playboy.com's newest Cybergirl of the Month for May 2014. The incredibly voluptuous bartender gets all dolled up for drinks at the pool as she...
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Bounce House Literally Blows Three Kids Away
Well, it looks like bringing back the game of jarts for your kid's ninth birthday party wasn't such a bad idea after all. According to WGHP, three kids were hurt Monday afternoon in South Glens Falls,...
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Teacher Arrested for DWI While Driving to School
According to KHOU, Patricia Almond is a teacher at Timberwood Middle School in Humble, Texas. Well, at least she was. After she allegedly swerved and hit a retaining wall on her way to school last...
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Iowa Couple Served 'Marijuana McDoubles' at McDonald's
The craziest part of this story isn't that the couple alleges their burgers were served with weed on them, but rather the fact that they're bitching about it. According to UPI, a couple who recently...
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How to Lose a Hipster in 20 Ways
Whether it's a regular everyday hipster or the elusive spotted hipster sporting matching polka dot shirts and socks, you can be sure they're immersing themselves deeply in the fabric of our everyday...
View Article10 TV Characters Who Changed Drastically
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Why Can't Anyone Spell 'Yard Sale' Anymore?
What do you do when you have an old TV or a well-worn-but-still-totally-comfortable couch you want to get rid of? Why, you have a yard sard, of course. This one was so close... Permalink | Email this...
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More Coloring Book Corruptions to Satisfy Your Twisted Mind
A little while ago, we posted some hilariously altered kids' coloring books that made the cartoons twisted and deranged. They were the product of a fantastic website called Coloring Book Corruptions....
View Article10 Insanely Caloric Burgers That Will Haunt Your Digestive System
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