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Trio of Missouri Idiots Stole Family's Urn Because They Thought It Held Cocaine
Even when he's ground into a fine white powder, rarely will grandpa get you high. According to The Smoking Gun, three Missouri teenagers are in serious trouble after breaking into a St. Peters...
View ArticleMysterious Ghost Child Photobombs Family's River Picture
Australia seems like an absolutely lovely country, and I for one wouldn't mind vacationing there. But if I ever do go, I'm staying the hell away from the Lockyer River in Queensland. Last week, a woman...
View Article10 Parents Who Are Way Better At Texting Than Their Kids
Most parents have a very difficult time when it comes to texting. However, a select few have managed to, not only nail it, but also troll the hell out of their children doing so. In our opinion, all of...
View ArticleThe Funniest GIFs of the Week
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View ArticleThe Greatest Quotes From Your Favorite 'Dazed and Confused' Characters
Richard Linklater is still being celebrated for his groundbreaking film "Boyhood," but looking back you'll realize that he's been breaking ground from the start. In 1993, two years after his first...
View ArticleMelanie Clarke is a Slam Dunk Hottie
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View ArticleAnother Baby Hilariously Ruins Parents' Attempt At Loving Photo Shoot
You would think parents would have learned their lesson about attempting to take a beautiful and loving photo with their babies by now. Not too long ago, this father learned his lesson the hard way....
View ArticleWhat Your Facebook Timeline Will Probably Look Like After The Apocalypse
The only way you're ever going to escape Facebook is if the Earth tries to purge itself of humanity. With our luck, even after that happens Facebook will still be alive and well. But what would your...
View ArticleNaked California Man Goes on Rampage, Dives Headfirst Through Minivan Window
Now here's something you don't see every day. According to the Los Angeles Times, a 21-year-old naked Riverside man both impressed and scared the everloving crap out of some Anaheim residents Tuesday...
View ArticleOhio 'Serial Pooper' Has Defecated on 19 Cars
Look, I'm not a fan of the Kia Optima either, but this is ridiculous. According to UPI, a man who was recently photographed dropping a deuce on a car in Akron is believed to be the same guy who has...
View ArticleSpring Break Bro Slips While Trying to Jump in Pool, Kicks Girl in Face Instead
Remember when your mom told you there was absolutely no running by the pool? She wasn't kidding around. No word on which Spring Break locale this video came from, and based on how hard that guy's dome...
View ArticleAussie Model Natasha Holzmann is What Dreams Are Made Of
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View ArticlePresident Barack Obama Reads Mean Tweets On Jimmy Kimmel Live
There were a lot of people in Hollywood upset with President Obama yesterday after his entourage wrecked their afternoon commute, but hey, it's not like it's a walk in the park when he isn't in town....
View ArticleToday's Funny Photos
It's Friday and you ain't got shit to do, so you might as well laugh your ass off at today's funny photos. 100 percent happiness, guaranteed. It'll be happy hour in no time. Click here for more funny...
View Article10 Brilliant Ideas We Wish We'd Thought of First
We like to think we're pretty smart here at Mandatory. But just because we think something doesn't mean it's true. We certainly aren't much competition for all of the geniuses responsible for all of...
View Article11 Hilarious Incidents of Public Sex Gone Wrong
Public sex is always a spectacle to behold. It seems everyone comes out of the woodwork to catch the action. While it's not cool to be a voyeur, it's totally cool to be one on the Internet. Here are...
View Article10 Big Questions 'The Walking Dead' Needs to Address By the Season Finale
Heading into the finale of the fifth season, "The Walking Dead" is picking up speed with better plot lines, talks of an end and a bit of mystery at their new home. With lots of changes ahead for Rick...
View ArticleComic Book Character Showdown: Marvel vs. DC on the Big and Small Screen
Pitting similar characters from different properties against each other and deciding who is better is always a fun exercise, so we've decided to do it again. This time we're focusing on the characters...
View ArticleThis Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and...
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