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Ranking the 15 Greatest Celebrity Wipeouts Caught on Film
When people fall down, it's just funny. Kevin James and Melissa McCarthy have made careers out of it and they're terrible, so you know it's true. But even the most carefully choreographed wipeout in a...
View ArticleGranny Panties Are Making A Comeback
Get your bottles of boner pills ready, guys, because if this story from the New York Times is true, you're going to need them. According to "Fashion & Style" writer Hayley Phelan, women are...
View ArticleThis Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and...
View ArticlePolitician Caught Watching Porn In Parliament
If you're going to watch porn, at least make sure to watch it in the privacy of your own home, or at least in a very dark corner in the library away from strangers, because a member of the parliament...
View ArticleLindsey Pelas Jumps and Shakes Her Butt to Celebrate Sinking a Putt
A video posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on May 27, 2015 at 12:49pm PDT Lindsey Pelas is obviously the next Tiger Woods. What makes her even better, though, is that after sinking a long putt she...
View ArticleEminem's 'Lose Yourself' in Sign Language is Pretty Intense
Oh, so that's what "vomit on his sweater" looks like in sign language. According to FOX 8, sign language interpreter Shelby Mitchusson's performance of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" has taken the internet...
View ArticleA Prince Fielder Foul Ball Left a Woman Covered in Nacho Cheese
The Texas Rangers left their ballpark without a win against the Boston Red Sox yesterday. One of their fans left without her dignity. According to Deadspin, Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder fouled...
View Article'King Of Instagram' Lunatic Dan Bilzerian Is Running For President
So it seems when you get tired of playing with your money, girls and guns you decide to run for president because that's actually what Dan Bilzerian is doing. A photo posted by Dan Bilzerian...
View ArticleCosta Rican Beer Billboard Looks Pretty Vulgar From Behind
We all know that sex sells, but this is a bit much. According to The Drum, beer brand Republica Parrillera Pilsen recently installed a billboard in Costa Rica that is supposed to resemble a cooked...
View ArticleThese Kids Wasted Too Much Time On This Awful Yearbook Joke
It seems like it's uncool, or outdated, to simply write a song lyric or an inspirational quote for your yearbook quote these days. So, a group of kids thought it would be original to plan out an entire...
View ArticleThe Hottest New Rides Your Money Can Buy
Whether or not you believe it's cheaper for you to Uber than have your own car, there's a myriad of sexy new models hitting the streets over the course of the next year. From redesigns and reinventions...
View Article23 Perfect Sidewalk Business Signs
Advertising costs thousands upon thousands of dollars. For many small businesses, a tiny ad in the local newspaper is all that's affordable in terms of exposure (and we all know what's happened to...
View ArticleBritish Man Kicked Out of Naked Bike Ride Because of His Erection
Dozens of people took part in a naked bike ride in Canterbury on Saturday, excited about the chance to raise awareness of the dangers cyclists face from cars. And it appears as though one guy was more...
View ArticleEscaped Pig Captured, Takes Dump In Police Car
It seems that a lot of people are not fans of the police these days, and an escaped pig may just be one of those non-fans as made obvious by the large gift she left in the back of a police car. Last...
View ArticleGuy Finds Spider Living In His Ear
In what looks like the horrifying, dark version of the nursery rhyme "The Itsy Bitsy Spider," a guy got a surprise when he discovered a spider living in his ear. According to the guy, the spider found...
View ArticleThe 25 Funniest 'The Barber' Memes
"The Barber" is a meme that has been around for quite some time now (in Internet terms, that means a few months), and is absolutely hilarious. Basically, it is a tool used to make fun of any horrible...
View ArticleOne of the FIFA Officials Who Was Arrested Used 'The Onion' Article to Defend...
Fourteen current and former FIFA executives and their associates were arrested by Swiss and American authorities last week in what was called a global crackdown of corruption within soccer's...
View ArticleThis Is Why You Don't Let Your Dog Roll Around In Freshly Cut Grass
Dogs don't care about a lawn being well kept or looking pretty, they just want to use the bathroom on it, or in the case of this dog, they just want to roll around in it. Look how majestic he looks....
View ArticleNicki Minaj Demands a Climax Every Time She Has Sex
Me too! In the latest edition of Cosmopolitan, pop sensation Nicki Minaj said she demands a climax every time she beds some lucky dude. "I demand that I climax," Minaj said. "I think women should...
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