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Facebook Has A Secret Second Website Made Just For Talking To Your Friends
Since we were too busy stalking our high school friends on Facebook and praying to everything that is holy that they are worse off than us, Mark Zuckerberg was busy creating another secret website...
View ArticleThe Strangest Porn Premises People Have (Ahem) Come Across
If you watch porn long enough you're going to end up seeing the most bizarre, most ridiculous premises. (Then again, if you have an issue with that, then you've completely lost the point of porn.) The...
View ArticleThe 7 Funniest 10 Seconds-Or-Less Videos On YouTube Right Now
Since we are proud to be part of a generation that is unable to give attention to something for more than ten seconds, it's nice to have videos that are entertaining and can produce a laugh in less...
View ArticleCelebrity Chefs Ranked By Likability
All guys watch -- or have watched -- cooking shows. The Food Network is a killer channel, and I'm not going to apologize for watching it because you do, too. Due to channels such as these and food...
View ArticleThese People Have No Idea What 'Netflix & Chill' Means And It's Cringeworthy
You would think that somewhere along the line someone would speak up and say, "Hey, this is what Netflix and chill means. I really don't think it works in this context." But nope, the folks below,...
View ArticlePissed Off Burger King Employee Quit His Job And Took All Their Nuggets
Well that's certainly one way to stick it to the man. Working at a fast food restaurant seems bad enough as you have to deal with awful customers and go home smelling like trash every day. But if your...
View ArticleWhat The Hell? Father And Son Brave The Winter Storm In New York For Some...
Let's be honest with ourselves, there is exactly one reason any man would brave the elements in New York City right now for a bottle of lotion, and it doesn't have anything to do with keeping their...
View Article13 Types Of Weirdos You Encounter At The Gym
Before you angrily comment on this article and call me a bunch of names (as many of you enjoy doing), let me be the first one to say, "It takes one to know one." I'm sure I am not a perfect gym member...
View ArticleGuy Being Chased By Police Chooses To Pull Over At McDonald's Drive-Thru To...
If you're going 70 MPH in a 40 you probably have a good reason. And rushing to McDonald's so you can stuff your face with all the Big Macs and french fries you can handle is probably the best reason....
View ArticleWeird News: North Carolina Woman Assaults Husband With Nunchucks After He...
By the looks of things, he probably should have also said no at the altar. According to The Charlotte Observer, a 51-year-old Rock Hill woman was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and...
View ArticleHere's A Political Parody Of 'Straight Outta Compton' Starring A Bunch Of...
Since you're getting politics stuffed down your throat on a daily basis (and will continue to), we thought it would be nice to continue drowning you in politics by showing you a hilarious political...
View ArticleHere's A Woman Lighting Her Boyfriend's Hair On Fire At A Bar
They say that nothing good ever happens after midnight, and this sausage fest at 1:50 AM at an unknown dive bar is proof of that. But strangely enough, it wasn't two dudes arguing over a game of pool...
View ArticleYou Definitely NEVER Noticed This About Eric's Mom On 'That 70's Show' Before
This is what the Internet was made for, apparently. I was never quite sure why the characters of Fez and Kelso on "That '70s Show" would occasionally talk about how hot Eric's mom was, but thanks to...
View ArticleMoms Argue Over Bullying When One Says Her Son Was Told His Balls 'Smell Like...
Gross. Hopefully it's not of the limburger variety. Two mothers in charge of families who will never amount to jack shit almost came to blows during a recent argument over each of their sons bullying...
View ArticleWeird News: A Living Human Ear Has Been Grown Into A Rat
The phrase "I could give a rat's ear" takes on a whole new meaning, thanks to a recent discovery by Japanese scientists. For the first time, according to I f--king love science, researchers in Japan...
View ArticleMichigan Man Was Masturbating To Porn On His Phone Before Fatal Crash
I've heard of people getting killed during a carjacking before, but this is just a tad different. According to Fox 2 Detroit, a 58-year-old man literally masturbated to death early Sunday morning when...
View ArticleToday's Funny Photos
Fact of the day: The word Wednesday comes from an Old English word that translates to "day of Odin." Odin was a god who liked to get his freak on, also known as humping, so that's where we get the...
View ArticleGirl Is Expertly Trolled After Starting A 'Go Fund Me' To Buy Herself A Car
Some people are absolutely clueless when it comes to actions that might rub people the wrong way. For instance, attempting to crowdfund your way to a new, free car under the guise of charity may not...
View ArticleA Guide To Sitting On A Couch Correctly
You'd be surprised to discover that a lot of people still don't know how to sit properly on a couch, especially when there are other people trying to sit on that same couch. Take a look at the guide...
View ArticleThe 21 Most Racially Ambiguous Celebrities
At first, I wasn't sure if "racially ambiguous" was the best way to describe the following celebrities, as I really didn't want to offend anybody on the Internet – which, I've learned, is very easy to...
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