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Danish Politician Nikita Klaestrup Just Won Our Vote

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There are dresses, and then there are dresses like the one worn by Nikita Klaestrup, a sexy young politician-to-be who is a member of an organization supported by the Danish party. Take a look:

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Nikita is the one on the left, and it is very easy to see why this photo is blowing up on Reddit. New fans of hers have started to do a little research on her now (obviously), and along with discovering her Instagram, have also found a nice collection of modeling shots she has done. Klaestrup also posted on her Facebook page that she is getting a lot of new followers today and can't figure out why. We think we know why:

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Nikita Klaestrup, Nikita Klaestrup sexy photos
Nikita Klaestrup, Nikita Klaestrup sexy photos
Nikita Klaestrup, Nikita Klaestrup sexy photos
Nikita Klaestrup, Nikita Klaestrup sexy photos
For more photos like this, and even less SFW ones, a simple Google search should do the trick.

 

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Man in Finland Dies at His Desk, Nobody Notices for Two Days

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Apparently, this guy didn't have as many good friends as he thought.

According to BBC News, a Finnish tax official in his sixties died at his desk last Tuesday, but wasn't discovered until Thursday despite the fact that over 100 people worked on the same floor.

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The man had reportedly been working in his own office with the door closed, and his "closest colleagues" were busy with meetings when he croaked. Other coworkers who often hung out with the guy were out of town at the time.

One government official said that people thought the man "wanted to work in peace," so nobody knocked on his door or disturbed him. He was finally discovered two days later when a colleague wanted to have lunch with him and became suspicious when his calls were not returned.

It sounds like today is a good day to introduce yourself to as many people as possible in your office. But only if you have your own office with a closed door, of course.

Hey, it's still a much more honorable way to go than this: British Man Dies From Sex Toy Stuck in His Butt

 

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Today's Funny Photos

Adam Sandler and Bob Barker Recreated The "Happy Gilmore" Fight For Autism And It Was Hilarious

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If you loved the movie "Happy Gilmore" -- and if you didn't, I don't want to be friends with you -- then you definitely have a special place in your heart for the big fight between Adam Sandler and Bob Barker. Well the boys are scuffling again and this time it's for a good cause.

Sandler and Barker brought back the gag for Comedy Central's Night Of Too Many Stars autism benefit. It starts out with the pair trying to play nice since, you know, this is for charity and all. But it's not long before they start snapping at each other again and then things get physical.

The whole fight is amazing and they really didn't hold back on the punches or the punchlines. Barker gets in a handful of hilarious lines about some of Sandler's less well-received movies. Sandler rips off some fantastic old people jokes at Barker's expense. And, naturally, a bedpan and ebola test tubes are involved. The whole thing ends with some very enjoyable cameos.

Night Of Too Many Stars started in 2003 and has raised $18 million dollars for Autism. That price is definitely not wrong, bitch.

 

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Here Are Some of the Stupidest Things Adults Believed When They Were Kids

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Kids are dumb, right? Like really, really dumb. They believe anything you tell them and they'll come up with their own reasons for why certain things are the way they are, completely ignoring any sort of rational logic. Well, you were a kid once. You were dumb once. Some of you might even still be. Let's take an entertaining look at some of the things adults believed when they were kids.

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The 10 Craziest Spring Training Injuries of All Time

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For baseball fans, the month of March usually ushers in a sense of optimism -- even for Cubs fans. But perhaps this year more than others, there is also a strange sense of, "Geez, I hope our star player doesn't get some kind of freak injury that will totally destroy any chance our team has of making a postseason run." Despite the fact that most teams have yet to play a real spring training game this year, four players have already succumbed to weird injuries. Pittsburgh's Corey Hart sliced his foot in a hot tub, and Toronto's Michael Saunders (pictured below) stepped on sprinkler while shagging fly balls.

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But both of those pale in comparison to what happened to these guys:

Chris Sale breaks his foot unloading his truck.
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If not for Clayton Kershaw, Sale would be the best left-handed pitcher in the game. That's why most Chicago White Sox fans lost their minds when their ace broke his foot while unloading his truck last week. Sale said it was "just a freak accident" when he landed awkwardly stepping off his truck.

"I've just done it a million times and this time it didn't work out so well," he said. "It's essentially a sprained ankle. I'll be fine. They aren't going to have to cut it off. It's still here."

Sale's broken foot would have made a lot more sense if this was the truck he was unloading:

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Ronald Belisario fractures his shoulder getting out of a swimming pool.
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Belisario was trying to earn a spot in the Tampa Bay bullpen this year, but that's probably not going to happen after he was diagnosed with a broken left shoulder. Belisario said he slipped getting out of his pool a few weeks ago but never had his shoulder looked at. He probably should have.


Michael Taylor cuts his finger throwing gum out of the dugout.
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In 2013, Michael Taylor was trying to grab a roster spot with the Oakland A's. But things went south for the 6' 5" outfielder when he tried to throw his gum out of the dugout. Taylor was just too damn tall, and his pinkie finger caught the top of the dugout, resulting in a good-sized gash. He missed over a week because of the cut and never really caught on in Oakland.


Marc Rzepczynski hurts his eye while golfing.
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The former Cardinals reliever's last name is a nightmare, and so was his trip to the Admiral's Cove golf course in Jupiter, Fla. in the spring of 2013. Rzepczynski was still on the first hole when "an acorn or some other debris" landed in his left eye following a shot from the rough. The left-hander missed almost two weeks because of the freak injury and was forced to sleep standing up so it would heal properly.


Joel Peralta hurts his neck getting out of his car for some sandwiches.
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Talk about embarrassing. Not only did Peralta's appetite force him to miss a portion of spring training and the World Baseball Classic in 2013, but the world also found out that the Rays relief pitcher rode around town in a Camaro. For all of his troubles, let's hope those sandwiches were from somewhere respectable like Jimmy John's.


Jhonny Peralta has an allergic reaction to a bowl of clam chowder.
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What are the odds that another Peralta's appetite forced him to miss some spring training action? By the looks of those cheeks, I would say not as bad as you'd think. Perlata's mishap also occurred during the spring of 2013 when the shortstop was a member of the Detroit Tigers. Manager Jim Leyland said Peralta didn't know it was clam chowder until he ate it. We're not sure which is weirder in this case, being allergic to soup or the placement of the "h" in Peralta's first name.


Elvis Andrus is too sore to play after getting a tattoo of his father.
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We get the whole 'honoring the memory of your father with a massive tattoo on your arm' thing. Seriously, it's a great way to pay homage to your old man. But waiting until spring training four years after your dad's death and flying in a tattoo artist from Dallas even though the Rangers' spring training facility is in Arizona probably wasn't the smartest thing Andrus could have done. He was so sore after getting his ink that he missed one game. But to his credit, the ink job that took nine hours to complete is super bitchin'.


Derek Holland tears a knee ligament when he trips over his dog.
Derek Holland wrecks knee after tripping over dog
Almost every member of the Texas Rangers spent time on the shelf in 2014, but some more so than others. Holland won the award for the weirdest injury to a Rangers player, though, when he said his dog Wrigley clipped him from behind while they were clowning around on the stairs in January.

Holland missed all but six games of the 2014 season, but at least he learned a valuable lesson: When you name your dog after anything associated with the Cubs, you're more than likely setting yourself up for some kind of epic fail.


Clint Barmes breaks his collarbone carrying deer meat.
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In 2005, the Rockies infielder originally claimed that he broke his collarbone while carrying groceries up the stairs. But the badass police must have gotten ahold of him and told him to change his story because it turned into a fractured collarbone that resulted from carrying deer meat given to him by teammate Todd Helton. But when rumors began to swirl that the broken clavicle was a result of an ATV crash, Barmes denied it, probably because it was too badass, and the deer meat story was the one he stuck with.


Steve Sparks dislocates his shoulder trying to tear a phone book in half.
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The Milwaukee Brewers sucked something awful during the 1993 season, and for most of the '90s for that matter. So, Brewers general manager Sal Bando decided to bring in a motivational speaking group called Radical Reality to help boost team morale. Two meatheads were part of the troupe, and they both ripped a thick phone book in half to show what human beings could accomplish "if so inspired."

Sparks, a 28-year-old knuckleballer trying to earn a roster spot with the Brew Crew, found out the hard way that tearing a phone book in half was also a great way to dislocate your non-throwing shoulder, and it cost him a roster spot.

Want more? Wade Boggs once hurt himself taking off his cowboy boots: The 26 Dumbest Sports Injuries of All Time

 

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The 10 Scariest Haunted Colleges in America

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Researching haunted high schools across the country was so much fun, we decided to do it again, this time focusing on colleges and universities. While the following list contains disturbing material, keep in mind that most of the stories are just that, rarely backed by anything beyond hearsay or the occasional eyewitness account once or twice removed. However, that doesn't make these tales entirely false. Ghosts can be a deceitful bunch, and the stories behind them could be even more twisted than we believe them to be. So put down the books and strap on a proton pack; it's time to tour the scariest haunted colleges in America.

Georgia Regents University (Augusta, Georgia)
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As it turns out, being in close proximity to a graveyard full of Civil War era soldiers practically welcomes ghosts with open arms. However, the stories of dead Confederate soldiers roaming the Walker cemetery near Georgia Regents University (formerly Augusta State University) aren't the only scary things happening here. Along with the belief that several buildings on campus are home to paranormal activity, one specific tale claims that in 1861, Emily Galt lived in what is now Bellevue Hall. Engaged to be married, her fiance joined the war despite her pleas against it. When he was killed, the grief-stricken Emily etched her name in a second story window pane with her engagement ring before leaping to her death. While it is now believed that she was actually shipped off to an insane asylum, that doesn't change the numerous accounts of people hearing ghosts arguing in the building late at night. They are believed to be the voices of Emily and her fiance fighting, and haven't stopped despite the pane being removed years ago.

Saint Mary-of-the-Woods College (St. Mary-of-the-Woods, Indiana)
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If you're a fan of faceless nuns who terrify anyone they come in contact with, then Saint Mary-of-the-Woods College is the campus for you. Foley Hall was supposedly where a former nun used to paint portraits of people. She was said to be very meticulous, especially when it came to the faces, which she would always paint last. While doing a self-portrait, she fell ill and later died, leaving the face of her portrait unfinished. Since then, people claim to have seen the nun in the building on numerous occasions. The fact that she had no face and disappeared before their very eyes seems to be the telltale sign that it's her. Foley Hall caught fire and was torn down in 1989, but paranormal activity throughout campus persisted, with the Conservatory next door said to house pianos that play by themselves. Buildings such as Le Fer Hall are believed to be haunted, as well, with students claiming they've even felt ghosts touch them while they were sleeping.

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (Champaign, Illinois)
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Along with the school's English Building (pictured) being allegedly haunted by a young drowning victim from back when it was a women's dorm, there lies a far more sinister apparition lurking on campus. You've already read of the Faceless Nun, but we assure you that she's Casper the Friendly Ghost compared to U of I's faceless man. Rumor has it that he was first spotted several years ago by a sorority sister on the steps of her dormitory one evening. He had no discernible face and wore a gray uniform. Since then, two suicide attempts by hanging have taken place around campus, with one resulting in death. There were eventually suspicions of foul play for both cases, but the suspect was never found. Others claim they've seen the faceless man watching them as they sleep in their rooms, only for him to retreat into the closet and disappear.

Penn State University (State College, Pennsylvania)
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Penn State is so infested with ghosts that it has its own A&E reality series based around their Paranormal Research Society called "Paranormal State." Seriously, there are way more stories out of this campus than we can list here, but among them include the spirit of former student Betsy Aardsma roaming the Pattee Library (pictured) after her murder in 1969, a poltergeist in the 1990s at the Keller Building assumed to be the result of a student suicide, and even a phantom mule named Old Coaly who students believe was one of the mules who helped construct the campus in 1855. And we didn't even mention the numerous sightings of former university president George W. Atherton and his wife Frances near the Old Botany Building.

University of Notre Dame (Notre Dame, Indiana)
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It's not often that any haunted location, let alone a college campus, is the site of a celebrity ghost, so to speak. Former Notre Dame football star George "The Gipper" Gipp is the exception to such a statement, however, as ever since his death from pneumonia and streptococcus back in 1920, he's said to roam the halls of Washington Hall where he used to reside. The story goes that he spent his last healthy night sleeping outside the building during a snowstorm due to getting locked out after curfew. Unlike most of the other ghosts we talk about, Gipp is said to be an especially cordial spirit, never doing anything more than appearing over a students shoulder or perhaps giving them a light pat on the back before disappearing. Don't let your guard down too much, though. The campus is said to inhabit many less friendly apparitions, as well, including the angry spirits of the Potawatomi Indians. It is believed the campus' Columbus Hall is built on their burial grounds.

California State University Channel Islands (Camarillo, California)
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It wouldn't be a haunted colleges list if we didn't include at least one school that was repurposed from a mental institution. More specifically, California State University Channel Islands was built on the old grounds of Camarillo State Mental Hospital, which housed the developmentally disabled and mentally ill from 1936 to 1997 and was considered one of the county's most notorious mental health facilities. While this is the first location on our list that has no specific ghosts tied to it, that doesn't mean the campus isn't as creepy as all get-out. If you're lucky, you'll see or hear a ghost walk into an abandoned room and disappear. If not, you might have one lock a door on you or violently throw an object across the room. This location has such a creepy vibe that it was used as the psychiatric facility in the 2002 horror film "The Ring." It is also said to be the inspiration behind jazz musician Charlie Parker's song "Relaxing at Camarillo" and quite possibly even The Eagle's "Hotel California."

Wells College (Aurora, New York)
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An all-women's institution until 2005, Wells College is home to a now infamous bleeding red door. If only they knew where it was. Back in the early days of the school there was said to be a particularly bad influenza epidemic. A room in the campus' Main Building was designated as a temporary morgue for dead students. The door to the room was painted red as a warning not to enter. Over time, the room was obviously no longer used as a morgue, and the door repainted. However, no matter how much paint was added, the red color bled through as a reminder of what had transpired there. Sadly, due to the building being renovated into a dormitory, the door was placed elsewhere in the building and no one knows for sure which one it is. But this is only one of the horrifying myths the school has become famous for through the years, as in the early 1990s, they officially began to archive a few of the more enduring spooky encounters for future classes to shudder at.

Huntingdon College (Montgomery, Alabama)
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With a name like "The Red Lady," you know the ghost haunting Huntingdon College has got to be pretty frightening. Rumor has it that a former student by the name of Martha, or perhaps Margaret, was forced to attend the school by her wealthy father despite living in New York and not wanting to move to Alabama. She was never able to make friends, and became more cold and alienated from everyone as time passed. She was described as having a penchant for the color red, too, which makes sense considering she was eventually found dead in her room cloaked in her red bedspread, wearing a red robe, and with red bleeding from her slit wrists. Ever since the suicide, her vengeful spirit is said to give off an eerie red light (particularly on the anniversary of her death) while roaming the halls of her former residence on Pratt Hall's fourth floor. Pratt Hall has since been turned into the school's Department of Education and Psychology.

Interestingly, before the school was relocated and named Huntingdon College in 1910, it was Tuskegee Women's College. Even then, the school was said to he haunted by a different Red Lady, this one said to emit a similar red glow as she glided up and down the upper floor of residence hall Sky Alley wearing a red dress and carrying a red parasol.

Kenyon College (Gambier, Ohio)
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If you're going to wrap up a list of the most haunted colleges in the country, why not do it with one that is said to house the "Gates of Hell," otherwise known as the school's south grounds entrance. The gates themselves are said to harness the power to send anyone straight to hell if they pass through them as the bells of the nearby Church of the Holy Spirit signal midnight. Of course, while that may be totally untrue, the story of the deaths of nine students in a blaze that wiped out the Old Kenyon building in 1949 is anything but. Ever since, they have been said to haunt the grounds, along with an assortment of other strange apparitions throughout campus. In fact, Norton Hall, Lewis Hall, Manning Hall, Caples Hall, Werthheimer Hall, Shaffer Hall, and Hill Theater are all supposedly haunted by at least one ghost.

Ohio University (Athens, Ohio)
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Wait, seriously? There's a school located in an even scarier spot than the "Gates of Hell?" Apparently so, but it's still in the state of Ohio. Famously one of the most haunted schools in the world, Ohio University seems to be a bit of a victim of circumstance. You see, the entire campus is located at the center of a pentagram whose five points each represent a different cemetery surrounding the school. If that wasn't hair-raising enough, it's caused quite a large amount of spectral activity throughout the grounds, with each building said to be inhabited by at least one ghost. Of all of them, Wilson Hall is thought to have it the worst because of its supposed location at the dead center of the graveyard pentagram. In particular, Room 428 has even had to be permanently sealed off due to an incident in the 1970s involving a female student practicing astral projection jumping out the window to her death. It is said she was behaving very strangely and speaking in tongues before plummeting to the ground below. Couple that with sightings of an entire phantom basketball team, the spirits of previous instructors and various other unexplainable supernatural phenomenon, and Ohio U is the perfect end to our list.

 

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What Girls Think Guys Like is a Little Different Than What Guys Really Like

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Being a guy is pretty simple for the most part, and we strive to keep it that way. However, that simplicity often leads to stereotypes and false assumptions about the stuff we enjoy, especially from the opposite sex. So to help clear things up for the ladies out there, we've made this chart. No need to over-analyze it, though, because guys hate that.

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Florida Man Exposes Himself Multiple Times 'For The Ladies' at Shopping Center

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I'm pretty sure that's not what the ladies shopping at Babies "R" Us are looking for, bro.

According to TC Palm, a 48-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested last month after allegedly masturbating in front of several stores at a local shopping center.

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Police said Hal Hamrick was hammering away on himself twice in front of a Target store and once in front of Babies "R" Us. Hamrick was wearing a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts and using a garbage can as a "cover for the act."

When police approached him, he told them he was "exposing himself for the ladies" because he wanted to find a good woman and "they like when he does that."

Apparently, not one lady liked it, and Hamrick was arrested and charged with indecent exposure in public. But Hamrick did leave behind one hell of a mug shot with police. Or as he probably calls them: cock blockers.

Hamrick looks like a saint compared to this guy: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors

 

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The Funniest GIFs of the Week

So...Tara Reid Went Nude On Vine Last Night

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It's been a few months since Tara Reid got naked and uploaded it to one of her many social media accounts and she understands that some of you may be going through withdrawals because of it. So, last night she took to Vine to make sure that she would remain present in your mind for at least another 15 minutes or so. The Vine was taken down shortly after, but not before some screenshots had been taken, of course. Evidence below.

Tara Reid Nude
Before you ask, no, she did not turn into a member of Hells Angel overnight. Those tattoos are not real. According to her Instagram account, the ink is just a part of her makeup as she prepares for her groundbreaking role in "Sharknado 3."

If you're done looking at the picture above, you can see more of the makeup below, but don't worry...You can always scroll right back up if you'd like to take another peek.



(h/t Bro Bible)

 

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What Your Daily To-Do List Would Look Like If You Were Honest

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Most days we set goals and have aspirations to be productive. There's no better feeling than lying down at the end of the day knowing you checked everything off your to-do list. You feel accomplished and satisfied, even if it's just small tasks that have been lingering for months. But most of the time that to-do list ends up neglected as you put everything off once again. If you were completely honest, here's what your list would look like:

 

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Hockey Player Slices Face on Skate While Celebrating Win

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Warning: You might want to finish what's left of your lunch before going any further. You good? OK let's proceed.

According to Deadspin, a high school hockey player got the scare of a lifetime when his face smashed into a teammate's skate while they celebrated winning the state championship.



DJ LaMartina and the rest of the boys from Francis Howell North had just won Missouri's Wickenheiser Cup as a 12-seed, so needless to say, they were pretty jacked up about it.

The good news for LaMartina is that if he doesn't really remember the final moments of the championship game because he and his teammates were so excited, he now has a permanent reminder of the good times. The bad news for LaMartina is that the reminder is engraved into his face.


To his credit, LaMartina is in good spirits and even tweeted that "everything is OK."

Well, except for his face.

Taking a puck to the face no longer seems so bad: This Hockey Player Tweeted the Grossest Injury Photo of All Time

 

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Watch Ronda Rousey Break a Dude's Ribs After He Says She Can't Compete With a Man

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There are only two rules you need to follow to ensure you make it through your life without getting your ass kicked. First, mind your own business. And second, do not enrage the world's best female MMA fighter by telling her she doesn't have what it takes to compete with a man.

This clown recently broke rule #2, and as a result, Ronda Rousey broke his ribs.


Rousey's most recent competitor at UFC 184 lasted a mere 14 seconds before tapping out because of a nasty straight armbar, but apparently she deserves way more credit for that effort. I mean, this guy didn't even last half of that amount.

It looks like this guy won't be hitting the sheets with Rousey in this lifetime: Ronda Rousey Needs a Real Man to Throw Around

 

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Security Camera Catches Couple Having Sex At '50 Shades' Themed Museum Exhibit

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Sometimes when you get in the mood, there is just no stopping you. At least for those of us without any sort of self control whatsoever. Thanks to TMZ, a video has surfaced of a couple who simply couldn't wait to get home before doing the nasty at a "50 Shades of Grey" themed event at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas.


(GIF via Gawker)

The event took place on Valentine's Day, so you can't really blame these two since Cupid's damage had already been done. Once they were sure the museum staff had taken off for the night, the lustful duo made multiple attempts to go at it in various parts of the museum. What they didn't realize is that security would be hot on their trail. Eventually, they ducked out a nearby exit to probably finish what they started in a vacant parking lot or an alley or some other incredibly romantic locale.


(Screenshots via TMZ)

I haven't even seen "50 Shades of Grey" and I know that this footage makes a way better movie.

 

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17 of the Funniest Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids

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Kids will believe absolutely anything you tell them and that is quite the superpower for us adults to have. Now what you choose to do with it is up to you, but I personally support completely screwing with them like all of the parents here.

lies parents have told their kids
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Today's Funny Photos

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Gather 'round, friends, gather 'round. I have something very important to say. It has come to my attention tha -- you've already quit reading this, haven't you? And now you're on the fifth funny photo and are just cruising through the laughs. Well, I was going to tell you something completely profound and life-changing, but I guess I'll just say TGIF instead.

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Those aren't really cookies, but you get the idea.


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That cat is so not having it.


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Remember when they came out with skip protection?! That shit was awesome.


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I don't want to be the one to tell him this, but if he starts putting cookies in there it is only going to lead to an ant infestation.


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Amen to that.


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And the food's already been killing folks for more than 45 years!


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How can you not believe that face?


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I've never understood why this happens, either.


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Run - don't walk - as fast as you can in the opposite direction.


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What a glorious feeling (not that I'd know).


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Nasty, but resourceful. This guy's a survivor.


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If you used margarine instead of butter for those mashed potatoes, you have.


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Always a good idea to check with mom before sending nudes.


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A true superhero.


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I wonder if either one of them said, "Lettuce be friends." (Sorry that was cheesy.)


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Just gonna leave this one alone.

 

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These Lame Knock-Knock Jokes Will Actually Make You Angry

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Have you ever actually laughed at a knock-knock joke? Me neither. Yet they still get told over and over again for some reason. Here are what we think are either the best or worst knock-knock jokes around. Warning: These are so bad, you might end up punching a wall.

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A Timeline of the History of Condoms

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Whenever we put on one of those rubbery, suffocating love gloves, we always curse the man who invented them. However, condoms have an important and impressive history, with people making the best of awkwardly sexual situations in an attempt to avoid syphilis. If that's not love, then we don't know what is. Follow along as we unwrap the story of the protective prophylactic. We give you...the history of condoms.

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Sources:
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Wikipedia
YourTango

 

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