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40 Underfollowed Accounts Everyone Should Be Following on Twitter

July 20, 2015, 5:50 am
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We're all aware of the huge, hilarious Twitter accounts with hundreds of thousands of followers, but what about those smaller gems that fly under the radar? Just because an account doesn't have a massive following doesn't mean it isn't worth following. Here are 40 accounts that may not be huge yet, but should definitely get a follow from you immediately.

1. Matt Monroe 2. Brandon Vaughn 3. Alex Rubens 4. Dan Clyne 5. Kristen Drum 6. Janel Santa Cruz 7. Dan O'Brien 8. Dan Gagliardi 9. Patty Mo 10. Mawad 11. Hannah 12. Shady Grenade 13. Emma 14. Mike Scollins 15. $pencer 16. Jade VK 17. Anna Lore 18. Lindzeta 19. Crissy Milazzo 20. Sean Gabay 21. Joe Veix 22. Cullen Crawford 23. Pants 24. Dan Hopper 25. Sean Brewster 26. Michael O'Brien 27. Spencer Hicks 28. Ella Ceron 29. Oxygenplug 30. Leah Tiscione 31. Barbara Gray 32. Grant Pardee 33. Brett Ryland 34. Chelsea Nachman 35. Elizabeth Tippet 36. Are_Kelly 37. Scott Thompson 38. Justin Furano 39. Zach Jobin 40. Drew

 

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This Mom Doesn't Give A Damn About Her Daughter's Dancing Aspirations

July 20, 2015, 7:07 am
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If you stop to think about all the awful stuff you've done to your parents, you will probably be shocked that you weren't abandoned on the side of the road. So you have to give it up for the mom below who looks like she just doesn't really care about all the dancing her daughter is doing, but still puts up with it.

 

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Good News If You're In Japan: Tomorrow Is 'Hand Job Day'

July 20, 2015, 8:18 am
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We'd prefer a "National Threesome Day" here in California, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

According to Kotaku, it looks like the Japanese are pretty serious about their hand jobs these days. So serious, in fact, that a masturbation toy company has dubbed tomorrow as "Hand Job Day."

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The fine folks at Tenga have even created a superhero who has the outfit of a Power Ranger but the forearms of Popeye, which is probably the result of his frequent jerk sessions. And we would expect nothing less from somebody named Tengaman, who is better known to his countrymen as a "masturbation hero."

But based on the exact translation of his name, which is "Masturbation Warrior," it sounds like Tengaman's alone time can get pretty intense. Luckily, the world will find out if that is indeed the case tomorrow when Tengaman's short movie will debut on his official site.

Until then, we'll have to settle for the trailer:


By the looks of things, "Hand Job Day" should be a ton of fun tomorrow. It should also be a solid reminder to wash your hands.

Seriously, the Japanese know what they're doing when it comes to hand jobs: Japanese Game Show Pits Women Against Each Other...In Hand Job Race

 

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Putting Money Between a Dancer's Boobs is a Bad Idea When You're Wife is With You

July 20, 2015, 8:18 am
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We're not sure where this video comes from, but odds are it isn't Kansas.

You don't have to be able to understand a single word coming out of the singer's mouth to get this video's underlying message, which of course is, "Don't throw cash between a dancer's breasts when your wife is watching you."


To be fair, it looks as though the dude may have finished off a case of Keystone Light by himself before he got to the show, but his wife was having none of it.

If you're looking for a glass half-full take on what happened, though, it's probably a good thing that this guy's wife got to him before the dancer's husband did.

​Ladies, if you're going to plow your boss at an Econo Lodge, you might want to think about paying for your room with your credit card instead of one with your husband's name on it: Dude Posts Hilariously Sarcastic Hotel Review After Wife and Her Boss Have Sex There

 

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Man Totally Whiffs With Sucker Punch In Epic Cheap Shot Fail

July 20, 2015, 8:20 am
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Somewhere in the UK, a "man" will be searching convenience store shelves all week to see if they're selling boxes of pride.

That's because he lost the majority of his during this recent sucker punch gone wrong that was captured on video.


It's not often the douchebag delivering the cheap shot gets the worst of it, but when you go all Jet Li and come up empty, that's likely going to be the case.

h/t Barstool Sports

Despite the fact that you'll still be known as a scumbag, this is how you land a cheap shot: Venezuelan Soccer Player Doing Interview Receives Cheap Shot Kick From Fan

 

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The Wind Can Be A Complete A-Hole Sometimes

July 21, 2015, 1:33 am
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Now that it's summer, sometimes a nice gentle breeze is welcoming, but usually the wind decides to be an ass simply because it can be. Here are some instances where we tried to go up against the wind and totally lost.

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10 Famous Spokespeople Who Blew It Big Time

July 21, 2015, 1:50 am
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Having never been the spokesperson for a famous brand, I could be wrong in assuming it's a pretty cherry gig. Especially for those who aren't playing a character and are instead getting paid to simply be themselves, we figure as long as you are able to stay out of the public eye in a negative way, you're pretty much set. The following list of both celebrities and average Joes turned mouthpieces clearly didn't get the memo. Let's see how many you remember.

Jared Fogle (Subway)
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OK, so it's kind of hard to forget someone like Jared Fogle, whose weight loss story has been Subway's bread and butter for the last 15 years. His recent fall from grace is certainly shocking, though, especially to those who've considered him their champion in the fight against obesity. Sadly, July 7th, 2015 may have changed all that forever, as the longtime spokesman's home was raided for child pornography by the FBI, causing Subway to suspend their ties with him for the indefinite future. Fortunately for Fogle, this raid may simply be in connection to Russell Taylor, the executive director of his Jared Foundation who arrested and charged with similar crimes back in April. Fogle severed ties with Taylor immediately following said arrest, which says to us that this time around may just be a matter of authorities following up. Still, whether or not Fogle is charged with any crimes, this mishap will certainly taint the brand regardless. And we all know what happens then.

Michael Phelps (Kellogg Co.)
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While we're on the subject of Subway spokespeople, it would seem even Olympic gold medalists aren't incapable of screwing up their endorsement deals. Just ask Michael Phelps. While Subway didn't actually drop the swimmer as a sponsor when he was photographed hitting a bong back in February 2009, they did remove him from their website and delay his TV ad which was supposed to air around the same time. That said, Phelps didn't get as lucky with Kellogg's, who had signed him to a very lucrative deal after he declined a similar offer with Wheaties. While most people wise up after an incident such as this, Phelps actually made matters worse in September 2014 when he was arrested for DUI for a second time in only 10 years. Many sponsors went on to drop him yet again, but none were nearly as high end as the one he'd already lost due to the previous marijuana scandal. Bummer, dude.

Ben Curtis (Dell)
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Oh, when will the famous faces of our most beloved products learn to just say no to grass? You know, that drug that's actually legal in 23 states now. Anyways, that wasn't the case back on February 9th, 2003 when Ben Curtis, the actor famous for spouting the line "Dude, you're getting a Dell," was caught trying to buy dope on Manhattan's Lower East Side. While we can't say for sure that this was the one and only cause for Curtis' dismissal as Dell's go-to guy (it was rumored they were looking to move in a new direction anyways), but he definitely should have been smarter about his acquisition of illegal drugs. After all, now he's just the face of "what not to do when you're a company spokesperson."

Vince Offer (ShamWow and Slap Chop)
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Everyone remembers Vince Offer, who used to hawk products such as the ShamWow and Slap Chop before his arrest in Miami Beach on February 7th, 2009. After soliciting a prostitute, the pitchman got more than he bargained for when the sex he paid for turned into a tongue-biting session resulting in felony battery arrests for both parties involved. However, no formal charges were ever pursued, and Offer was on his way. But the damage had already been done, and even though Offer has attempted a comeback by launching new products like his very own InVINCEable kitchen cleaner, many still see him as the guy who beat up a hooker. That's pretty tough to live down.

Suzy Favor Hamilton (Nike and Disney)
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Of course, being an actual prostitute is even tougher to cover up. Such was the case with former Olympic athlete Suzy Favor Hamilton. Very few spokesperson scandals wind up being as juicy as this one was, so buckle up. Training since she was 9 years old, Hamilton went on to make a name for herself as one of the country's best middle distance runners, securing a spot in three Olympic Games. As it would come to be known in December 2012, however, it was the other name she had made for herself as $600-an-hour Las Vegas call girl Kelly Lundy that would be her undoing. Exposed by website The Smoking Gun, she was forced to admit that she had been leading a double life as an escort for the past year. This resulted in not only brands such as Nike and Disney revoking any association with her, but also the Big Ten recalling her status as female athlete of the year.

Phil Hardy (Congressman Raul Labrador)
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Anyone else think this list is getting a little depressing? If so, we've got good news: here's a much funnier story. That is, if you don't happen to be former spokesperson for Republican Idaho Congressman Raul Labrador and total horndog Phil Hardy. Sure, Hardy himself may not have been especially famous, but the situation which ended up costing him his job certainly was. After watching an especially raunchy Super Bowl ad back in February 2013 for "2 Broke Girls" featuring Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs pole dancing to "Pour Some Sugar on Me," Hardy simply couldn't contain his excitement. So much so that he accidentally tweeted the above statement on his boss' Twitter page. Oops! Even though he had worked for Labrador since 2010, he was still promptly fired. Apparently the congressman didn't "likey Broke Girls" nearly as much as he did.

Paula Deen (The Food Network and Smithfield Foods)
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Racism isn't taken lightly by most, and that's something television personality Paula Deen learned in about the hardest way possible back in June 2013. After she was taken to court for alleged racial and sexual discrimination against former employees, she admitted to having used "the N-word" in her past. This didn't sit well with many of the brands she was in business with, including but not limited to the ones mentioned above. Several public apologies later, she seems to finally be getting back on her feet. However, if she intends for her comeback to stick, she needs to continue to walk a tight rope and keep a close eye on her public image or she may find herself ruined once and for all.

Rob Schneider (State Farm)
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When Time is straight up telling celebrities who are anti-vaccination to "shut up," then maybe it's time to shut up. Sure, they are primarily referring to actor Jim Carrey in the link provided, but they mention Rob Schneider as well, whose anti-vax stance got him nixed as a face of State Farm back in September 2014. While Schneider felt his right to free speech was being infringed upon when his "Copy Guy" ad was pulled from the rotation, State Farm rebutted by saying that the negative attention his stance on the subject was receiving is what forced their hand, not simply what he was saying. In any case, we're pretty sure we all had our fill of The Richmeister back in the '90s.

Gilbert Gottfried (Aflac)
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Insurance companies sure can pick 'em. If that sarcasm doesn't read well, then allow us to expand on the matter: outspoken comedians don't make for good spokespeople. Maybe do a little research on the person you'll have endorsing (or in this case, shouting) the name of your company before you hire them and you can avoid the controversy they are bound to cause. When it comes to comedian Gilbert Gottfried, 9/11 jokes (extremely NSFW) weeks after the event took place were a strong indicator that he'd say something incredibly insensitive during a disaster. Sure enough, when an earthquake/tsunami combo rocked Japan on March 11, 2011, the funnyman didn't disappoint (depending on who you ask) and he was terminated immediately. Good thing Japan only accounts for around 75 percent of your business, eh AFLAAAC!?

Lance Armstrong (Livestrong Foundation, everything else)
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We debated who to end our list on between Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong, but ultimately had to go with the latter once we realized that unfaithful sports stars are a dime a dozen. When it came to Armstrong, however, it was a bit more devastating as well, especially to his faithful followers. Upon the USADA's 2012 report detailing the highly regarded athlete's doping regimen through the years, every brand from Nike to Trek Bicycles gave Armstrong the ol' heave-ho. To paint a better picture, that's around $150 million in future earnings. He even had to step down as chairman of his own foundation. But in the end, it wasn't a total loss. After all, there is such a thing as disgrace insurance for his former sponsors. Cue rimshot.

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These Morning Mugshots Are Perfect

July 21, 2015, 2:04 am
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If you're someone who has to have coffee every morning, make sure you have a mug that will make that coffee drinking time a little more interesting. In fact, make sure you have numerous mugs so you can do what the guy below did: make perfect morning mugshots.

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Here Are Some Important Life Lessons To Live By

July 21, 2015, 3:50 am
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It should be pretty clear by now that being nice and cordial is a lot easier and more beneficial than being a total jerk, and being kind also adds years to your life. I think. I mean, the probability of something awful happening to you if you're an asshole is a lot higher than if you're nice. So take a look below at some life lessons it would be wise of you to follow.

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Video Of Couple Having Sex In Dressing Room Goes Viral, Six Arrested

July 21, 2015, 4:08 am
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Some people take the sleeve off the Hot Pocket before eating it if they want to be adventurous, but other people, like the couple below, have sex in a Chinese dressing room. And film it. And share it.

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A 19-year-old was initially arrested after video of him having sex with a woman in a Uniqlo dressing room surfaced online and made it into the hands of authorities. Chinese authorities have also arrested five other people (including the woman) in connection with the raunchy video that was taken inside a dressing room at the Japanese-based retailer.

The video was taken by a cellphone and, as confessed by the couple, shared to a friend. The couple believe that loyal friend then uploaded the video to an app called WeChat, where it continued to spread like wildfire.

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The flagship Uniqlo store has denied any wrongdoing and they have stated that this is not a publicity stunt.

If you're into public sex and filming it, make sure you don't share it with a friend because that will never end well. Keep your dressing room sexcapades to yourself, folks. Although this does beat having to wait for your gal outside the fitting room.

The couple and the others have been arrested on suspicion of spreading obscene content. That charge carries up to two years behind bars in China.

H/t Playboy

 

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These 20 Jokes Belong in the Stand-Up Hall of Fame

July 21, 2015, 5:50 am
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If there were a hall of fame of standup jokes, these are a few that would be on that list. A lot of these comedians too belong in the hall of fame in general, and that's precisely why some of their jokes made this list. Here are some of the best gems ever told by some of the best comedians of all time.


"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.'"
- Mitch Hedberg


"Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once? 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration - that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.'"
- Bill Hicks


"Boys fuck things up. Girls are fucked up."
- Louis CK


"This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on."
- Greg Giraldo


"Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'"
- Dave Chappelle

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"Haven't you noticed that every time the government fucks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?"
- Bill Burr


"My favorite animal is the manatee, the sea cow. Have you ever seen that animal? The manatee is endangered, and I think it's because it's out of shape. It looks like a retired football player."
- Jim Gaffigan


"God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. 'You little fat-titted mediocre failure!' You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve?"
- Jim Norton


"Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice?"
- Patton Oswalt


"You ever hear girls say that? 'I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual.' I like to reply with, 'I'm not honest, but you're interesting.'"
- Daniel Tosh


"You know what African mothers tell their children every day? 'Be grateful for what you have. Because there are fat children starving in Mississippi.'"
- Trevor Noah


"Sometimes when I watch porn I get my hoodie on so I feel creepier. Sometimes I get under the computer so it feels like I'm spying on her."
- Hannibal Buress

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"If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"
- Robin Williams

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"Many people are skeptical about the marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit-at-home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile."
- Norm MacDonald


"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
- George Carlin


"You know how you can tell how pretty a white woman is? You look at her and then you wonder how long they would look for her if she was missing."
- Patrice O'Neal


"Politicians have a lot to deal with these days. It's a different world. You know who I feel bad for? Arab Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting."
- Brian Regan


"I don't think I could be a Muslim because they can't eat bacon or drink beer. And those are the two greatest things on earth. You take bacon and beer away from me and I'll fly a plane into a building."
- Jim Jefferies


"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'"
- Joan Rivers


"Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and fucking irritating."
- Doug Stanhope

 

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Japanese Game Show Features Huge Grizzly Bear Torturing Terrified Woman In Box

July 21, 2015, 6:15 am
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After the whole hand job race, it's as if Japan heard someone say, "Your game shows can't get any more bizarre," and Japan responded with, "Well, here's a woman in a box getting rolled around by a massive bear." And just like that, a game show was born.


The game show is apparently titled "Predator Shield," and the point of it is to test the nerves of competitors. Or perhaps it's to test how quickly they can make a grownup shit in their pants. Although, we once had a game show hosted by Howie Mandel, which is pretty tortuous in itself, so maybe Japan is trying to keep up with us.

 

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Golfer Kills Seagull With His Crappy Tee Shot

July 21, 2015, 7:36 am
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After Zach Johnson won the 144th Open Championship yesterday, he referred to golf as just a "game" at least a dozen times in the interviews that followed.

Try telling that to this bird's family:


It's unknown if the dude's awful drive actually killed the seagull or if it was just an assumption given how hard it got drilled by the ball.

It's also unknown why this guy's friend was filming his swing. I mean, if I was that shitty at golf, the last thing I'd want is for other people to see me play.

This is pretty much the exact opposite of that guy's tee shot, and not just because it's Frisbee golf: This 365-Foot Frisbee Golf Hole-In-One Might Be The Most Amazing Thing We've Ever Seen

 

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Woman On LSD Crashes Car Then Strips Naked And Runs Through Youth Softball Game

July 21, 2015, 8:36 am
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And that's why you say no to drugs, kids.

According to The Union, a 26-year-old New Jersey woman is in serious trouble after she dropped acid with a friend in Nevada County, California last week, crashed the Toyota Tacoma she was driving and ran naked in a "state of hysteria" through a youth softball game.

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Police said Abigail Ralph was tripping balls so hard Friday night that she didn't even remember running her SUV off the road and flipping it over into an embankment. Witnesses said Ralph then stripped naked and ran through a nearby field where "children from a Christian youth camp were playing softball."

Ralph later admitted that she and her friend both licked a piece of paper laced with LSD earlier in the day while they were at the Yuba River. That friend was also the passenger in Ralph's wrecked ride, and she had to be transported by ambulance to a nearby hospital with injuries to her face and arm.

Ralph was arrested and charged with felony DUI causing bodily injury and driving a vehicle without a valid California license.

No word if the kids continued to play softball after Ralph ran through buck naked, but let's be honest: After something like that happens, what's the point?

This stuff happens on the East Coast, as well: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates

 

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Study Suggests There Are Four Types Of Drunk People

July 21, 2015, 8:37 am
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Who are the lucky college kids who got to sign up to be lab rats for this one?

According to TIME, psychology researchers at the University of Missouri recently studied 374 undergraduate drinkers at a "large Midwestern university" and came to the conclusion that there are four types of drunks.

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40 percent of the drunks were classified as "Ernest Hemingways" because they "do not exhibit any major changes in personality when they transition from sober to drunk."

Next up? You guessed it: The "Mary Poppins" drunks, who were named after the lovable Disney character because they are "already outgoing types who somehow get sweeter and happier with alcohol." Hey, just a spoonful of sugar, baby.

The next group of drunks were classified as "Nutty Professors" because they are "natural introverts who shed their inhibitions with special vigor when they drink, showing a flashier and more social side."

The fourth and final group of drunks are the ones we seem to write about on a regular basis here at Mandatory, and those are the "Mr. Hydes." These drunks are "particularly less responsible, less intellectual, and more hostile when under the influence of alcohol."

Personally, I think the researchers missed a golden opportunity when they failed to label the final group as "Tara Reids."

These drunks would be classified as Nutty Professors, but only because they like to eat: Naked Ohio Couple Arrested for Drunk Driving While Eating Pizza and Drinking Beer

 

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One-Sided Girl Fight Culminates With Ketchup Blast To The Face

July 21, 2015, 10:29 am
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Sometimes you need context to really appreciate a fight video. Like, who was in the right, who was in the wrong, was it revenge or was it road rage? But not this one. You just need to know that this chick fight does not go well for one girl, and leads to her receiving a face full of ketchup. The slow-motion replay really gives you a good look. Good luck getting those stains out, ladies.

More trashy fighting: Two Women and a Kid Get in Giant Brawl Inside Indiana Walmart

 

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Why Can't Our Mechanics Look Like Slickforce Girl Jessica Burciaga?

July 21, 2015, 12:30 pm
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Playboy's Miss February 2009 Jessica Burciaga recently joined photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni's SlickforceGirl Team, and we need to take our car in for an oil change pronto. She plays a hard-working grease monkey from rural nowhere who can fix anything - including a bad attitude.

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Now, check out a video of the behind-the-scenes action:


And if you're still thirsty for more behind-the-scenes shots, SlickforceGirl.com has got you covered.

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