Arianny Celeste Showcases Her Greatest Features Yet Again
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This Girl Popped A Six-Year-Old Pimple And It Will Make You Physically Sick
If you don't have a strong stomach I would advise you not to watch the video below of a young girl finally popping a pimple she's had near her ear for six years. Her mom, of course, helps her out because that's what moms are for.
I would like to know why everyone in this video is laughing and not screaming in a panic. I would also like to know if all parents are eager to assist in this type of activity. If so, why are people parents?
More gross stuff for your viewing pleasure: This Ear Wax Removal Video Is The Grossest Thing You Will Ever See
I would like to know why everyone in this video is laughing and not screaming in a panic. I would also like to know if all parents are eager to assist in this type of activity. If so, why are people parents?
More gross stuff for your viewing pleasure: This Ear Wax Removal Video Is The Grossest Thing You Will Ever See
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These 25 FMLs Will Make Your Bad Day Feel Not So Bad Anymore
If you're not an Internet-savvy tween, "FML" means "Fudge my life." These photos will make even your worst day seem like a blessing. Let us give thanks to the following folks who took the hit so that we can learn to appreciate even the lowest of lows.
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We can all learn something from this dog's positive attitude.
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If there ever was a peeable face.
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Bad sign.
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Bad press.
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He does not look amused.
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It's going to be a very interesting afternoon for him.
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The worst injury in the annals of sports history.
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The world's worst "Jeopardy" contestant.
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Nom nom nom.
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More comfortable than most bus seats at least.
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Rise and shine.
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A subway honeymoon.
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Nope.
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Future sociopath.
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The look on her face says it all.
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Caption editor was fired the next day.
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This guy sold his 10 percent Apple stock for $800 in 1976.
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Direct hit.
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We've all been there.
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Things are about to get sticky.
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Five second rule.
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Always check your ass in the mirror afterwards.
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Hm. Get out.
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Insult to injury (or death).
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The plight of the hedgehog.
We can all learn something from this dog's positive attitude.
If there ever was a peeable face.
Bad sign.
Bad press.
He does not look amused.
It's going to be a very interesting afternoon for him.
The worst injury in the annals of sports history.
The world's worst "Jeopardy" contestant.
Nom nom nom.
More comfortable than most bus seats at least.
Rise and shine.
A subway honeymoon.
Nope.
Future sociopath.
The look on her face says it all.
Caption editor was fired the next day.
This guy sold his 10 percent Apple stock for $800 in 1976.
Direct hit.
We've all been there.
Things are about to get sticky.
Five second rule.
Always check your ass in the mirror afterwards.
Hm. Get out.
Insult to injury (or death).
The plight of the hedgehog.
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Here's A Chart Of The Most Unfaithful States In America
Everyone's been trying to figure out if their spouse has ever used Ashley Madison to have an affair, but Redditor jpopham91 has decided to collect data from the controversial website in order to show what the most unfaithful states in America are. The below chart ranks how much money each state spent on the website that helps foster affairs.
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So it looks like Alabama has taken the top spot, which comes as a surprise to me because I thought they kept it all in the family. And Florida is in the middle of the pack, so that has to count as some sort of victory for them.
Let's give it up for West Virginia, because even though they are unhappy in their marriage they bury all their misery deep down and never bring it up like every married couple should do.
Via Digg
Canada isn't that polite: Ottawa, Canada Is The Best City for Infidelity
So it looks like Alabama has taken the top spot, which comes as a surprise to me because I thought they kept it all in the family. And Florida is in the middle of the pack, so that has to count as some sort of victory for them.
Let's give it up for West Virginia, because even though they are unhappy in their marriage they bury all their misery deep down and never bring it up like every married couple should do.
Via Digg
Canada isn't that polite: Ottawa, Canada Is The Best City for Infidelity
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Watch This Poor Kid Get Taken Out By A Swinging Saloon Door
It really is the simple things in life that seem to put the biggest smile on your face, like a nice breeze on a hot day or dog chasing its own tail for an hour.
Oh, and a kid getting absolutely pulverized by a swinging saloon door, of course.
There is a slight chance that this poor kid fell back and hit his head hard enough on the ground that he developed a stutter, but hopefully he was able to pop back up on his feet free of injury and enjoy the rest of his day instead.
And hopefully he has a good laugh when he grows up and sees this video because we sure as hell just did.
h/t Barstool Sports
Even adults have trouble with doors from time to time: Woman Caught Shoplifting Suffers Instant Karma When She Slams Into Glass Door Trying To Flee
Oh, and a kid getting absolutely pulverized by a swinging saloon door, of course.
There is a slight chance that this poor kid fell back and hit his head hard enough on the ground that he developed a stutter, but hopefully he was able to pop back up on his feet free of injury and enjoy the rest of his day instead.
And hopefully he has a good laugh when he grows up and sees this video because we sure as hell just did.
h/t Barstool Sports
Even adults have trouble with doors from time to time: Woman Caught Shoplifting Suffers Instant Karma When She Slams Into Glass Door Trying To Flee
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Nude Wisconsin Man Leads Police On LSD-Fueled High-Speed Chase
Growing up in Wisconsin, my classmates and I learned that Leif Erikson was a Viking explorer who most likely reached America hundreds of years before Columbus.
But according to Waukesha Now, kids in Waukesha will most likely know Leif Erickson as their 21-year-old neighbor who took two hits of acid with some other winner down the street earlier this month, drove his truck into a parked police car while he was butt-ass naked and then led officers on a six-minute police chase through town that somehow resulted in zero casualties.
Erickson was already on probation for firebombing a woman's car two years ago, and this latest "hiccup" was obviously a violation of that.
In Erickson's defense, though, if Sunset Bowl is closed and his softball team isn't in action at the Saratoga Softball Complex, then there really isn't anything else to do in Waukesha other than drugs.
Don't mess with Texas: High-Speed Car Chase Ends With Civilians Beating Down Robber
But according to Waukesha Now, kids in Waukesha will most likely know Leif Erickson as their 21-year-old neighbor who took two hits of acid with some other winner down the street earlier this month, drove his truck into a parked police car while he was butt-ass naked and then led officers on a six-minute police chase through town that somehow resulted in zero casualties.
Erickson was already on probation for firebombing a woman's car two years ago, and this latest "hiccup" was obviously a violation of that.
In Erickson's defense, though, if Sunset Bowl is closed and his softball team isn't in action at the Saratoga Softball Complex, then there really isn't anything else to do in Waukesha other than drugs.
Don't mess with Texas: High-Speed Car Chase Ends With Civilians Beating Down Robber
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Bear Family Took Over A Pool And Had A Damn Good Time
A bear family decided to take over a pool located in the backyard of a New Jersey home and a mom was able to capture the entire glorious thing.
I think the mama bear just wanted to tire all her kids out because she'd had enough of them that day. Just like the mom filming this probably had enough of her kids complaining about their floaties instead of actually witnessing something amazing happening.
Also, this is why you should keep your floaties in a safe place like I do.
This bear was having a damn good time, too: This Bear Taking a Dive in a Swimming Pool Is Happier Than You
I think the mama bear just wanted to tire all her kids out because she'd had enough of them that day. Just like the mom filming this probably had enough of her kids complaining about their floaties instead of actually witnessing something amazing happening.
Also, this is why you should keep your floaties in a safe place like I do.
This bear was having a damn good time, too: This Bear Taking a Dive in a Swimming Pool Is Happier Than You
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A Comforting Guide To 9 Common Superstitions
If you are one of those people who thinks superstitions are silly nonsense and you've never worried about them, well good for you, Mr. Tough Guy. Just don't come crying to me when you've had a string of bad luck that you fear will never end. For the rest of you who take superstitions seriously, here is a comforting guide that will make you feel at ease and know exactly what to do if you find yourself is a superstitious situation.
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Also check out: How To Survive Various Natural Disasters
Also check out: How To Survive Various Natural Disasters
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49ers Receiver 'Endorses' Presidential Candidate Deez Nuts
It's been quite the week for 2016 presidential candidate Deez Nuts, as we told you yesterday about a recent poll in North Carolina that showed nine percent of the people would choose Nuts to be their next president.
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Now, according to UPI, NFL wide receiver Torrey Smith has "endorsed" the candidate even though he has no shot of winning the upcoming election because he is a 15-year-old boy from Iowa named Brady Olson.
It's not exactly a ringing endorsement from the San Francisco 49ers wideout, but it was good enough for the Deez Nuts for President 2016 Facebook Page, as they're counting it as their fourth big endorsement of the young campaign.
Smith signed with the 49ers after spending his first four seasons with the Baltimore Ravens, but if football and sports gambling experts' projections for this season are correct, it was not a good career move.
No word if there's a Deez Nuts butt plug on the market yet, but you can get your hands on one that looks like Trump: Mexican Immigrant Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug
Now, according to UPI, NFL wide receiver Torrey Smith has "endorsed" the candidate even though he has no shot of winning the upcoming election because he is a 15-year-old boy from Iowa named Brady Olson.
Deez Nutz > Donald Trump
- Torrey Smith (@TorreySmithWR) August 20, 2015
It's not exactly a ringing endorsement from the San Francisco 49ers wideout, but it was good enough for the Deez Nuts for President 2016 Facebook Page, as they're counting it as their fourth big endorsement of the young campaign.
Smith signed with the 49ers after spending his first four seasons with the Baltimore Ravens, but if football and sports gambling experts' projections for this season are correct, it was not a good career move.
No word if there's a Deez Nuts butt plug on the market yet, but you can get your hands on one that looks like Trump: Mexican Immigrant Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug
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The 'Madden 16' Movie Trailer Is Freaking Hysterical
EA Sports sure knows how to promote a video game release.
On Tuesday, August 25, "Madden NFL 16" comes out, and to get everyone excited about it (even guys like me who don't play the game), they've released this insane and hilarious "Madden 16" movie trailer that features Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse as gamers, along with NFLers Julio Jones, Rob Gronkowski, Colin Kaepernick, Antonio Brown and Rex Ryan in roles that awesomely make no sense.
Hoo-ah!
This is also insane and awesome: Skiing Down Three Consecutive Escalators Is the Coolest Stupid Idea We've Ever Seen
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Porn Star Kayla Kupcakes Flashed A Judge, Then Reporters When Leaving Jail
Well, that's one way to get your point across.
Susan Surrette, a 54-year-old Floridian escort and porn star who goes by the amazing name of Kayla Kupcakes, recently flashed a judge during a bond hearing at a Broward County courtroom. Surrette was arrested for disorderly conduct and lifted her shirt in order to show the judge bruises she says she received while being arrested by officers.
"I've been beaten on by police. And also, this too," Ms. Kupcakes said as she lifted her shirt.
And just in case a local porn agent didn't see Susan when she showed the judge her girls, Susan decided to show them one more time, this time for the cameras while leaving the Broward jail after paying her $100 bond.
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As she was exiting the jail a cameraman asked her about her flashing incident to which Susan replied, "Yeah, what about it? There's a bruise right there! You see it?!" All of this while exposing her breasts again.
The judge ordered that Susan undergo a mental health evaluation, but maybe Susan is just proud of her boobs. I mean, she's a porn star. Susan says she will be filing a complaint at the police department.
I will be very disappointed if Kayla Kupcakes doesn't now star in a low budget porn that involves her hooking up with a judge in a courtroom.
Via NBC Miami
Strippers do it, too: A Stripper Once Showed Her Panties to a Judge to Have Her Charges Dropped
Susan Surrette, a 54-year-old Floridian escort and porn star who goes by the amazing name of Kayla Kupcakes, recently flashed a judge during a bond hearing at a Broward County courtroom. Surrette was arrested for disorderly conduct and lifted her shirt in order to show the judge bruises she says she received while being arrested by officers.
"I've been beaten on by police. And also, this too," Ms. Kupcakes said as she lifted her shirt.
And just in case a local porn agent didn't see Susan when she showed the judge her girls, Susan decided to show them one more time, this time for the cameras while leaving the Broward jail after paying her $100 bond.
As she was exiting the jail a cameraman asked her about her flashing incident to which Susan replied, "Yeah, what about it? There's a bruise right there! You see it?!" All of this while exposing her breasts again.
The judge ordered that Susan undergo a mental health evaluation, but maybe Susan is just proud of her boobs. I mean, she's a porn star. Susan says she will be filing a complaint at the police department.
I will be very disappointed if Kayla Kupcakes doesn't now star in a low budget porn that involves her hooking up with a judge in a courtroom.
Via NBC Miami
Strippers do it, too: A Stripper Once Showed Her Panties to a Judge to Have Her Charges Dropped
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There Is A Cat Named Bubba Who Is Officially A High School Student
A neighborhood cat that spent his days hanging around a high school has now been welcomed in by the school as an official student, and yes, I am actually writing about a cat in high school. This is happening in my life.
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Bubba the cat was allowed to roam the school grounds at Leland High School in San Jose, California, by his owner Amanda Marienthal so often that the school decided to take him in and make him an official student. Look at that cat's blank stare. He's already fitting in with every other high schooler.
Amanda and her family adopted Bubba in 2009 and it became clear fairly quickly that Bubba was an outdoor cat, and so he found himself hanging out behind the school, smoking it up with the other students, probably. I think it's pretty clear how in touch I am with the cool crowd with my "smoking it up" remark.
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Bubba even got his own ID card.
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Bubba has already on his way to becoming valedictorian. Nice going, Bub.
Via Jezebel
This cat dropped out: Watching This Cat Try To Eat A Banana Is Way More Amusing Than It Should Be
Bubba the cat was allowed to roam the school grounds at Leland High School in San Jose, California, by his owner Amanda Marienthal so often that the school decided to take him in and make him an official student. Look at that cat's blank stare. He's already fitting in with every other high schooler.
Amanda and her family adopted Bubba in 2009 and it became clear fairly quickly that Bubba was an outdoor cat, and so he found himself hanging out behind the school, smoking it up with the other students, probably. I think it's pretty clear how in touch I am with the cool crowd with my "smoking it up" remark.
Bubba even got his own ID card.
Bubba has already on his way to becoming valedictorian. Nice going, Bub.
Via Jezebel
This cat dropped out: Watching This Cat Try To Eat A Banana Is Way More Amusing Than It Should Be
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Scottish Woman Is A Dead Ringer For Angelina Jolie
We've introduced you to the Brazilian Megan Fox, but now here's the Scottish Angelina Jolie.
Chelsea Marr, 24, doesn't have the massive following that the Brazilian Megan Fox has, but that is sure to change real soon as she looks just like Angelina Jolie -- just without Brad Pitt or the 17 different children.
Scroll down and enjoy the beauty of Chelsea/Angelina.
Chelsea Marr, 24, doesn't have the massive following that the Brazilian Megan Fox has, but that is sure to change real soon as she looks just like Angelina Jolie -- just without Brad Pitt or the 17 different children.
Scroll down and enjoy the beauty of Chelsea/Angelina.
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20 Awesome 'The Simpsons' Jokes Come To Life
Last year, we pointed out how there is a "The Simpsons" line for virtually all situations. With that being the case, it should come as no surprise that jokes and references to the series are strewn about our daily lives on a constant basis whether we realize it or not. Sure, some of these callbacks only appeal to die-hard fans, but others are pretty easy to spot even for a novice. You'll be able to figure out what end of the spectrum you fall on by how many of the following photos make you laugh. (h/t TheSimpsons)
They need to stop answering their phones with "Moe's Tavern..."
Deep down, you know it's true.
With any luck, he received a free apple for his troubles.
He may have declined to appear on the show, but something tells us Tarantino is still a fan.
These people appear to be split on the issue. Maybe they didn't know that "mono" means one and "rail" means rail.
The ketchup/catsup dilemma has taken a new form. WWMBD?
We'll let Grampa Simpson field this one.
We see you've played Knifey Spoony before.
Absurd "The Simpsons" idea circa 1992, meet today's reality.
Of course it comes from Taxachusetts.
Potato chips and dignity only occasionally go hand-in hand. Hopefully this wasn't found in anything made by Allied Biscuit.
They work hard. They play hard.
However, the entire question is a moot point. Everyone knows that's what inanimate carbon rods are for.
Proof that you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a first class wedding reception.
Perfect for any AIRniversary.
Kamp Krusty kuisine at its finest.
That's borderline in-friddily-ingement.
Wait, so why no smoking?
When even the sky is coming up Milhouse.
Take your best shot. He's wearing 17 layers.
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Over 300 Topless Protesters Gathered In Times Square Over The Weekend
While New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio is once again doing something no one likes by trying to get rid of the topless women in New York City, over 300 topless protesters gathered in hopes of letting everyone know they won't be going down without a fight.
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Over the weekend, topless women from everywhere joined forces to march from Columbus Circle to Bryant Park in protest of de Blasio's efforts to try and get rid of all topless women in public. But of course, where there are topless women there will be plenty of men reverting back to their 14-year-old selves.
"I came here to watch t---" one man who clearly doesn't have access to porn said, all while snapping photos. While another idiot said, "These ladies should cover up if they don't want guys to stare at them."
Plenty of the protesters had words to say, one saying "Free your mind! Free your nipples! Men can walk around shirtless all the time. Why can't we? I love it, This is about the genders being equal." And another one saying ""I understand why they are (taking photos), but I don't like it. It's a novelty for them. If I stand here talking to you topless for a few hours, you would not even notice my breasts anymore."
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Village idiot de Blasio suggested he might tear up the pedestrian plaza and let cars roam through again in order to get rid of the topless women and other panhandlers. Even Governor Cuomo said that the topless women reminds him of the "bad old days" when violent crime ran rampant. Okay then.
Regardless of the outcome of all this hoopla, we've had to suffer watching a naked cowboy parade around for years, so it's only fair these topless women get to do what they want without being bothered.
Via NY Daily News
These cops have no problem with boobs at all: Two Cops Transferred For Taking Photos With Topless Women In Times Square
Over the weekend, topless women from everywhere joined forces to march from Columbus Circle to Bryant Park in protest of de Blasio's efforts to try and get rid of all topless women in public. But of course, where there are topless women there will be plenty of men reverting back to their 14-year-old selves.
"I came here to watch t---" one man who clearly doesn't have access to porn said, all while snapping photos. While another idiot said, "These ladies should cover up if they don't want guys to stare at them."
Plenty of the protesters had words to say, one saying "Free your mind! Free your nipples! Men can walk around shirtless all the time. Why can't we? I love it, This is about the genders being equal." And another one saying ""I understand why they are (taking photos), but I don't like it. It's a novelty for them. If I stand here talking to you topless for a few hours, you would not even notice my breasts anymore."
Village idiot de Blasio suggested he might tear up the pedestrian plaza and let cars roam through again in order to get rid of the topless women and other panhandlers. Even Governor Cuomo said that the topless women reminds him of the "bad old days" when violent crime ran rampant. Okay then.
Regardless of the outcome of all this hoopla, we've had to suffer watching a naked cowboy parade around for years, so it's only fair these topless women get to do what they want without being bothered.
Via NY Daily News
These cops have no problem with boobs at all: Two Cops Transferred For Taking Photos With Topless Women In Times Square
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The Best Kids 'Jeopardy!' Answer You Will Ever See
While you won't get the ridiculous answers that you hear on "Family Feud," "Jeopardy!" still produces some pretty crazy answers from time to time. Just take it from the kid below on Kids "Jeopardy!" who actually had an accurate answer.
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Now many of you "Jeopardy!" devotees may call this out as fake, but the jokes on you because you're a "Jeopardy!" devotee and that's just a sad life to live.
Via Izismile
More "Jeopardy!" hoopla: This Might Be The Creepiest 'Jeopardy!' Answer Of All Time
Now many of you "Jeopardy!" devotees may call this out as fake, but the jokes on you because you're a "Jeopardy!" devotee and that's just a sad life to live.
Via Izismile
More "Jeopardy!" hoopla: This Might Be The Creepiest 'Jeopardy!' Answer Of All Time
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A Couple Broke Up On A Plane And A Woman Live-Tweeted Everything
If you're a guy and want to dump your girlfriend, it's probably best not to do it 30,000 feet in the air, and it's also best to be aware that if you're in public someone might be live-tweeting the entire thing for the rest of us to enjoy.
Twitter user Kelly Kiggs happened to sit in the same row where a young couple was arguing and crying and yelling and doing typical things people in love do, and Kelly decided to live tweet it all. Here's what went down.
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When a first date goes terribly wrong: Worst First Date Ever Was Live-Tweeted And It's Hilarious Painful
Twitter user Kelly Kiggs happened to sit in the same row where a young couple was arguing and crying and yelling and doing typical things people in love do, and Kelly decided to live tweet it all. Here's what went down.
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
@keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Every time I open Twitter my phone freezes because of the mentions. Now I know how @onedirection must feel. #PlaneBreakup
- Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
When a first date goes terribly wrong: Worst First Date Ever Was Live-Tweeted And It's Hilarious Painful
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These Strippers Have Some Confessions To Make
All of my knowledge on strippers comes from the classic movie with Demi Moore "Striptease," so it's fascinating to read some of these confessions that were submitted to Whisper by real strippers. Some of these are quite eye-opening and nothing what I imagined the stripper world to be like after watching "Striptease." I knew I should have opted to watch "Showgirls" instead. Take a look at some of these stripper confessions.
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Via Whisper
Some of these famous people enjoyed the pole, too: 10 Female Celebrities Who Used To Be Strippers
Via Whisper
Some of these famous people enjoyed the pole, too: 10 Female Celebrities Who Used To Be Strippers
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This Russian Woman Prefers Riding Naked On A Motorcycle
So while topless women are roaming around New York City, a town named Oryol in Russia has a completely naked woman cruising around on the back of a motorcycle.
Reasons are still unknown as to why the woman was riding around naked, but some people feel it was either a dare or the result of a lost bet. Although I don't think anyone is complaining.
I still like that the woman is promoting safety by having a helmet on. It's about time Russia does something right.
For the ladies: Police Chase Down Naked Man Down I-71 In Cincinnati
Reasons are still unknown as to why the woman was riding around naked, but some people feel it was either a dare or the result of a lost bet. Although I don't think anyone is complaining.
I still like that the woman is promoting safety by having a helmet on. It's about time Russia does something right.
For the ladies: Police Chase Down Naked Man Down I-71 In Cincinnati
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17 Signs Times Are A-Changin'
The world has changed exponentially in only a few short years. Hell, back in the '90s "Married With Children" ran on primetime television. Maybe things are changing for the better, or maybe for the worse. We'll let you decide.
"Bud & Breakfast" opened recently in Colorado.
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Man married dog ... sealed with a kiss.
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This has become the saddest thing in the world.
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This woman identifies as a horse.
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Girls are getting a bit too addicted to their cell phones.
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Boys are getting a little too addicted to video games.
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Even homeless people are glued to their devices.
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There are motions to make bras a thing of the past.
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As well as tampons. (story)
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Cougars are in. (Real couple.)
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Britain's become a bit bicurious.
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College graduates are guaranteed entry-level employment at McDonald's.
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Selfies are slowly becoming a leading cause of death.
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Followed by starvation after fapping for three days straight due to the tremendous amount of porn variety.
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Between 2002 and 2007 there were 2,500 cases of teachers arrested for sexual misconduct with their students.
![Lifestyle, Proof Times Are Changing, Reasons The World Is Changing]()
Is it a good thing that the U.S. Army is rocking high heels?
![Lifestyle, Proof Times Are Changing, Reasons The World Is Changing]()
This guy will probably be our next president.
![Lifestyle, Proof Times Are Changing, Reasons The World Is Changing]()
"Bud & Breakfast" opened recently in Colorado.
Man married dog ... sealed with a kiss.
This has become the saddest thing in the world.
This woman identifies as a horse.
Girls are getting a bit too addicted to their cell phones.
Boys are getting a little too addicted to video games.
Even homeless people are glued to their devices.
There are motions to make bras a thing of the past.
As well as tampons. (story)
Cougars are in. (Real couple.)
Britain's become a bit bicurious.
College graduates are guaranteed entry-level employment at McDonald's.
Selfies are slowly becoming a leading cause of death.
Followed by starvation after fapping for three days straight due to the tremendous amount of porn variety.
Between 2002 and 2007 there were 2,500 cases of teachers arrested for sexual misconduct with their students.
Is it a good thing that the U.S. Army is rocking high heels?
This guy will probably be our next president.
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