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Sibling Actors You May Not Have Known About

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We all know about the Afflecks and the Gyllenhaals, but what about some of the lesser known sibling actors you may not know about in the film world? One thing is for sure: Whether you're the lesser known of a threesome (Elizabeth Olsen) or just not as pretty as your sibling partner (Beau Bridges), nothing could be worse than being one of the Baldwin brothers.

Luke, Owen & Andrew Wilson
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
We all know Luke and Owen Wilson, especially from the greatest directorial debut, "Bottle Rocket" by Wes Anderson, but what about their brother, Andrew? The rugged Wilson was actually also in "Bottle Rocket" and has since been a small role actor in sexy films like "The Big Bounce" and "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle."

Ashley, Mary Kate & Elizabeth Olsen
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
We grew up with "Full House," but the sister left out was Elizabeth Olsen, who we really didn't know much about until 2011's "Silent House." Since then, she's been the hot Olsen, on a roll with films like "Godzilla" and a big new role in the Marvel Universe, starting with "Avengers: Age of Ultron" as Scarlet Witch alongside sexy Scarlett Johansson.

Mark, Paul & Donnie Wahlberg
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
It's not that we don't recognize him as Mark's brother, but sometimes we just forget that Donnie Wahlberg exists, at least until A&E did that sibling show called "Wahlburgers" about chef Paul Wahlberg, with his brothers Mark and Donnie guest starring. Donnie has been around since the mid-'90s, focusing mainly on TV -- most recently "Blue Bloods" and "Boston's Finest" -- but he was also one of the lead roles in the early "Saw" films, you know, before "Saw" went from amazing to total crap.

John & Joan Cusack
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
Although John Cusack was a dreamboat in the days of "Say Anything ... ," his sister Joan has been a slow burn since the '80s, finding a perfect niche for herself on Showtime's "Shameless." Joan actually joined her brother, John, in "saying anything ... " back in 1989, one of her first major acting gigs.

Rob & Chad Lowe
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
Everyone knows the pretty blue-eyed Lowe celebrity who doesn't seem to age, but his younger brother, Chad, though lesser known, has been around acting since 1984, accruing more than 30 years of credits, including the original "Melrose Place, "ER," "Pretty Little Liars" most recently, and playing himself in the "Entourage" movie this last summer.

Joaquin, Rain, Summer & Liberty Phoenix
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
You may have known about brother, River, who passed away from an overdose at The Viper Room back in the early '90s, but Joaquin actually has three sisters, including Rain (pictured), who starred in briefly popular films like "Hitch" and "O" with Josh Hartnett, one of those '90s heartthrobs that are old as hell now. His sister, Liberty, did some brief TV acting in the '80s, but his other sister Summer has been quietly acting since the '80s, popping up as a guest star on "Growing Pains" and as both the "Fuck You Girl" in 1998's "The Faculty," also across from Josh Hartnett, and "SLC Punk!" in the same year.

Jeff & Beau Bridges
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
The Dude may be one of the most successful, gritty actors of his generations, but his old brother, Beau, who led the way with acting, is commonly forgotten despite his impressive rap sheet. Acting since the late '40s, Beau has been in countless TV movies and shows, most recently "Masters of Sex" and "The Millers."

David, Patricia, Rosanna, Richmond & Alexis Arquette
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
Everyone knows baby David and Patricia Arquette, but for those who don't recognize their older sister, Rosanna of "Ray Donovan" and "What About Brian" fame, might be missing out. Their eldest brother, Richmond, appeared in "Fight Club" and "Seven," a (film celebrating its 20th anniversary this year). Alexis Arquette is most famous for her gender reassignment, but also appeared in movies like "The Wedding Singer" and "Bride of Chucky" in the 1990s.

Warren Beatty & Shirley MacLaine
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
Did you know that the original Dick Tracy and Clyde of "Bonnie and Clyde" was brother to Shirley MacLaine? Both have been acting since about the same time in the 1950s, and both, despite being in their late 70s, continue to work today, albeit a bit less.

Charlie Sheen & Emilio Estevez
Sibling Actors You May Not Know Are Brothers And Sisters
He's been big in the news, yet again, so one thing that is easily forgotten is Charlie Sheen's lineage ties to "The Mighty Ducks" Miracle Man, Emilio Estevez, with whom Sheen shares his father, Martin. Estevez forwent the name Sheen to conquer the entertainment industry on his own merits, although he has done passion projects of less commercial interest with his father.

 

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Residents Display Insults With Christmas Lights As Revenge On Festive Neighbor

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Well that's one way to show you're in the holiday spirit.

Everyone loves a good Christmas lights show, but there will always be that one person who goes completely overboard and makes the Christmas lights of nearby neighbors look sad and pathetic. Well three homeowners weren't going to let that super festive person steal the spotlight anymore.

Instead of upping the ante on their own Christmas lights and competing with the Christmas lights extraordinaire, three homeowners instead showed that neighbor exactly how they feel by using Christmas lights to showcase insults. Because if there is one way to display your angry it's through Christmas lights.

Residents Display Insults With Christmas Lights As Revenge On Festive Neighbor

Take a look at their revenge lights in the video below:



Via The Sun

No insults here: California Music Teacher Creates Awesome 'Star Wars' Christmas Light Show

 

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The Last Sentence Of This Girl's Tinder Bio Will Probably Change Your Perception Of Her

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Something tells me this profile won't make into the best Tinder profiles of 2015.

Tinder bios are to show all your potential future hookups a bit of your personality, as well as to tell them a little bit about yourself. Well the girl below definitely started on the right track, revealing her age and a tad about herself, even coming across kind and innocent.

That is until she dropped the bombshell towards the end.

Brutally Honest Girl Reveals True Colors On Tinder Bio

Tristyn probably doesn't have much to worry about as Saturday Night Live proved that some people will let anything pass as long as they get some lovin'

Brutally Honest Girl Reveals True Colors On Tinder Bio

Via Reddit

These people certainly didn't care either: These Tinder Profiles Prove Some People Have Zero Boundaries

 

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Couple Caught Having Sex Inside ATM Bank (NSFW Because Nakedness)

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Someone was a tad too excited about payday.

A couple in Oviedo, Spain, were caught having sex inside an ATM bank in nothing but socks because nothing screams I'm totally hot for you like a nice pair of socks.

According to witnesses the horny couple were so into it that they didn't care about any passersbys who have may spotted them. It took police about half an hour to reach the bank, and once there the couple were given a good scolding.

One Twitter user was able to snap a pic of the couple. Take a look at the pic below but heads up, ass and socks included:
This is not the "proper time or place to be getting up to this," police told the couple. The couple was not arrested and charges were not pressed.

"We took their details, but we have not pressed any charges," a police spokesperson stated. "I suppose they got carried away in the heat of the moment."

Hey, seeing a lot of numbers in your savings account is a pretty damn good aphrodisiac so it makes sense.

Via Death And Taxes

Sex that doesn't end in death is preferred: Couple Almost Drowns When Van They Were Having Sex In Rolls Into River

 

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Only In America Will You Find These 16 Things

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In America, variety is the spice of life. There are so many facets of our culture that have been appropriated overseas that sometimes it seems as if we have no culture of our own. But we do, and never forget it. The following proves that, and represents the best and worst of this great nation we call home.

Flubber carts
only in america, only in america will you find these things
Technically, this would qualify as fat-shaming, but rarely do you see obese scooterists packing their fat wagons with SlimFast and Richard Simmons DVDs. You see them everywhere - Target, Long John Silver's and beyond - rolling around with a pack of Honey Boo Boos in tow. Flubber carts are as American as apple pie and diabetes.

Deep-fried Twinkie burgers
only in america, only in america will you find these things
In October 2013, a Philadelphia restaurant unleashed the Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger to roars of happy Walmart shoppers everywhere. This culinary delight includes a pork patty, extra bacon, American cheese and two cream-filled Twinkies. Heart-poppers such as these are the reason we are the second-fattest country in the world.

Risking life and limb to buy a TV
only in america, only in america will you find these things
Black Friday shoppers never question whether their time is more valuable than their quest. In most cases, it isn't. They'd rather wait in line for hours, brave hundreds of idiots and possibly skirmish with a fellow SNAPCARD user over a Nintendo Wii that could've been bought online for less. If you're ever curious to see the worst American consumerism has to offer, go to Best Buy on the last Thursday of November.

Guns...lots of guns
only in america, only in america will you find these things
Speaking of Black Friday, this year broke the record with an astounding 185,000 background checks on new gun sales. As a culture that descended from saying "go screw" to a government across the pond, it is now habit to say it whenever our government pisses us off. Namely, by stocking up like Rambo and considering living in the woods. It seems there's a lot of screwing going on in America, and we're only becoming more screwy as a result.

Dew abuse
only in america, only in america will you find these things
If you don't think Dew abuse is a problem, look at Chris Whitley, a self-identified Dew-obsessed superfan who drinks 40 cans a week. He has "several Mountain Dew-themed t-shirts and hats and closely follows Dale Earnhardt Jr., the NASCAR driver and Mountain Dew spokesman." So what came first, the Dew or the Dale? All I know is that Mountain Dew is the third most popular drink in America, behind only Coke and Pepsi. It goes well with that deep-fried Twinkie burger, too.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
only in america, only in america will you find these things
As the great Bill Burr once said, "That dude should be unloading trucks in Transylvania." Only in America is it possible for a man who sounds like he has marbles sewn inside his tongue to become a weightlifting champion, a Hollywood blockbuster actor and the governor of California. "But because he's a great man," continues Burr, "he had the balls to move to America." Because only in America could that happen.

So much porn
only in america, only in america will you find these things
American porn sites receive more traffic than Amazon, Twitter, Netflix and YouTube combined. Even amateur porn is professional. With the average viewer watching 90 minutes a month, one could only imagine the habit of a hardcore aficionado.

One more statistic to satiate you: One in five men admit to watching porn at work. We just can't keep our hands out of the nookie jar.

RuPaul's "Drag Race"
only in america, only in america will you find these things
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think Saudi Arabia will be airing "I Am Cait" any time soon.

Pee-for-free bathrooms
only in america, only in america will you find these things
Some countries have no toilets; others require payment. Europe, for example, is medieval with its public bathroom policies, rarely allowing No. 1 or No. 2 without charge. Thanks to the Committee to End Pay Toilets in America (CEPTIA), we don't have to pay to pee or poo. It's because of these noble pioneers of the past that we have these gifts today.

Instafame
only in america, only in america will you find these things
You never know when or how it will happen, but thanks to social media, it's becoming easier to reach fame the likes of which you've never dreamed of...and lose it in a second. Of course, it's possible to achieve instant fame elsewhere, but no other place does it like the USA. Chris Crocker. Antoine Dodson. Sweet Brown. You can make an outrageous YouTube video or an Instagram gallery featuring your finest tit pics and be crowned king. Some Internet celebrities have found it impossible to live a normal life after becoming the hottest thing on the web.

Patriotism to the Nth degree
only in america, only in america will you find these things
In countries like Germany, you're not allowed to like yourself. It's against the law, I think. But in America, you can fly your flag without even the slightest hint of guilt. The grand ol' USA has taken the idea of patriotism and reinvented it with Ron Swanson, Chuck Norris and cornhole.

A yardstick
only in america, only in america will you find these things
We refuse the metric system. Americans are the only people (besides Liberians and Burmese) who measure their penises on the "inch side." I'm proud to be a rebel (even though I've always wanted to order a Royale with cheese).

Peanut butter
only in america, only in america will you find these things
According to professional of marketing at Northwestern University Brian Sternthal, "In many parts of the world, peanut butter is regarded as an unpalatable American curiosity. The average European still eats less than one tablespoon of U.S. peanut butter in an entire year." Reading this as I was finishing my last spoonfull of PB for the day, I realized that I don't want to go to Europe anymore.

Pet-shaming
only in america, only in america will you find these things
Not to be confused with fat-shaming or non-binary gender queer-shaming, pet-shaming involves either hanging a sign on your animal when they've done something wrong and taking a photo, or dressing up your pet like a hamster or parrot and parading it around on Halloween. For non-holidays, Americans simply dress up their pets like humans. And you can see the sadness in their eyes. According to the raw numbers, Americans spent $330 million on pet costumes in 2013.

50 shades of douchebaggery
only in america, only in america will you find these things
There are more ways to be a douchebag than not to be a douchebag.

Free speech
only in america, only in america will you find these things
While some people overseas are jailed for saying mean things on Facebook, here you can tweet the President whatever you'd like. To be perfectly honest, I'm just happy I can write articles like this without being sentenced to hard time on a salt mine (hello, North Korea).

 

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Couple Asks The Internet For Photoshop Help, Is Immediately Screwed Over

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When will people learn to stop asking the Internet for help using Photoshop? We've just uncovered the latest proof that you will never get what you ask for.

Here's how it all started, innocently enough with a couple's photo on the beach:

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Take a look at the original photo below. The couple just wanted the island in the background removed.

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

And here they are getting screwed over:

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

Couple Asked The Internet For Photoshop Help And Obviously They Were Screwed Over

h/t The Lad Bible

Another couple that hoped for the best: A Couple Asked For Photoshop Help And The Internet Rose To The Occasion (Again)

 

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English Guy Caught Masturbating And Watching Porn While Driving Van

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Talk about living on the edge.

Masturbating while stationary may have gotten old for the van driver in this video because he went ahead and added a little risk to his masturbation adventures by doing it as he drove around London.

Texting while driving is dumb enough, but the van driver can be seen going at it with himself while watching some porn because who uses their imagination anymore? Instagram user Michael Carter was able to drive near the van and catch the van driver on camera for all of us disgusting, curious people to view.



You folks should probably steer clear of enjoying yourself while driving and do it in your room while blaring some Skrillex like normal people do.

Via The Lad Bible

Sometimes gals do it too: Woman Caught On Camera Masturbating In A Starbucks

 

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Dude Trolled Every Update A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

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As hard as we try to avoid it, there will always be someone on your Facebook feed who posts the most awful comments -- comments that are usually racist or homophobic. And while the majority of us would just block this person, the guy below decided to have little fun with it all.

It all started when a guy named Brendan Sullivan made an ignorant comment about gay marriage. What followed was an epic, hilarious journey between Brendan and a guy named Robert Graves.

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect

This Dude Trolled Everything A Guy Wrote On Facebook And It Was Perfect
Via The Lad Bible

More ways to response to an ass: These Are All Hilarious Ways To Respond To The Idiots Of The Internet

 

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10 Reasons You Got A Shitty Christmas Gift

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Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
The holidays are here, and with that comes gift-giving, which is why people are running around trying their damnedest to get the best presents for others. Unfortunately, you just received one that happens to totally suck, and you may be wondering why you were just shamelessly handed this awful gift.

Below, check out ten reasons why you may have just gotten a shitty gift, and remember that it's not the thought that counts, but how good or shitty the gift is that truly matters.

Pity
You were the reason someone went to Walgreens at 11 p.m.m on Christmas Eve. Someone probably felt they should get you a gift, but only cared enough to totally leave it to the last minute. Enjoy your shower radio, you sad fool.

Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
Victim of Re-gifting
Looks like someone didn't like their Tim McGraw cologne gift set from Kohl's, so now it's your problem. You'll smell country fresh right into 2016, though.

Nobody Likes Your Political Views
After a night of drinking with your friends you casually mention that sometimes Donald Trump makes "good points." Now everyone secretly hates you and that pair of socks you got are a big "fuck you." Keep your feet warm when you go see that "big, beautiful wall."

Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
Guy Who Hates You Got You for "Secret Santa"
That's the luck of the draw. Now the guy whose hate for you grows stronger and stronger every time you clear your throat has to get you a gift. He's probably hoping that mug he got you shatters in your mouth.

Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
You're a Teacher
You thought it was a good idea to teach kids things they don't care about and you're paying for it dearly. Now a parent of one of your students decided to force their kids to bring you a dusty box of Whitman's Chocolate that they found in a drawer. Hope you like stale chocolate as much as you like your low salary.

You Spoiled a Show for a Friend
Sure, it's not your fault that your friend has a full-time job and two children and doesn't have as much time as you do to watch television shows, but you're still going to pay for it because you and your flapping gums broke your friendship. Enjoy your Blockbuster gift card, you monster.

Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
You Have an Awful Gift-Giving Reputation
It's true that you only get what you give, and since you're the stingiest bastard on the planet, no one is going to go all out on you. Hope you get as much use out of that key finder you got as possible.

You're Friends With a DIY Fanatic
Sometimes it pays to have rich friends, but since you're never invited to parties featuring tons of millionaires, you have to deal with that friend who believes she has a successful "business" because she sells a handful of things on Etsy. I'm sure that pillow with your face sewn on it will suit your couch well.

Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
You're Impossible to Shop For
People are lazy and they don't want to waste precious hours of the day trying to figure out what to get you because you never gave any indication of what you wanted. Since you have zero interests and your social media account bios are blank, you're going to have to suffer the consequences and deal with your new ocean-scented candle.

Reasons You Got A Shitty Gift
You're Only Worth a Clearance Shelf
Sorry, but someone dove into a Marshalls clearance shelf to get their Christmas shopping done and you happen to know that person. I hope that picture frame that came with a stock image of a happy white couple laughing over a joke you will never hear looks nice on your mantle.

 

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How To Never Lose Your Suitcase Again

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The holiday season is in full swing and that means that thousands of people will be rushing to the airport in order to either visit their family or get away from them. But with that comes the stress of possibly losing your luggage in the chaos of it all.

So instead of just attaching a tag to your luggage in the hopes that someone else doesn't grab it, it's probably best to do what the guy below did.

How To Never Lose Your Suitcase Again
Either this guy is super cautious or he's a comedic genius. The socks with sandals proves he's the latter.

Via Imgur

Or you can just pull this stunt: Guy Passes Out On Plane After Wearing All His Clothes To Avoid Paying Luggage Fee

 

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This Guy Captured The Struggle Of Trying To Catch The Beat

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We've all been there before. You find yourself trying to enter a song or sing a lyric at the exact moment the singer does and you fail miserably. After two or three times of failing you begin to hate everything and everyone around as you struggle to gain your composure.

You continue to replay the song until you finally nail it at the exact moment. Take a look at how hard the guy below tried to catch the beat and let us know if you've been in this situation before.


Hard work pays off immensely.

Sometimes you're on it but your mom ruins everything: This Is What Happens When You're Trying To Be A Thug And Your Mom Walks In

 

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XXX-Mas In Brooklyn? Neighbors Angry Over Penis-Shaped Christmas Lights In Window

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This occasion may be one of the few times "6 foot" can be uttered when it comes to penis size.

A massive, 6-foot multicolored penis made from Christmas lights is reportedly an eyesore to residents in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY, where passersby are greeted with it up over their heads.

Brooklyn Neighbors Pissed At Penis-Looking Christmas Lights

The phallic lights were erected on a penthouse window of a luxury rental unit -- all puns intended -- and according to DNAInfo have been "raising eyebrows, inspiring chuckles," not to mention "inciting annoyance in people who don't know what to tell their children."

An unidentified neighbor said the lights were reportedly put up last weekend as "a joke."

"It's rude and vulgar, it's definitely wildly inappropriate," said Justin Abenchuchan, 28, who passed by the display and snapped a picture, saying that he was going to share it with all his friends.

Another neighbor walking with her small children -- in a neighborhood widely known as a hot spot for hipsters, ironic art and fashion, not to mention urban gentrification -- said the phallus seemed typical of the "frat boy mentality" and of the "douche bags that moved into the neighborhood."

Douche bags? Maybe. Ironic freedom of expression and a Christmas sign of the times? Absolutely.

Related: Buffalo Chicken Finger Looks A Lot Like A Penis, Seriously

 

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The Excruciating Process Of Ordering Pizza With Your Friends (VIDEO)

Italian Soccer Club Hires Porn Star To Help Run Team

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She must be really good at headers.

According to the New York Post, a 34-year-old Italian porn star has been hired by the amateur soccer club Marruvium to be their new football director, although nobody seems to know exactly what that means.

sara tommasi working for Italian soccer team
Sara Tommasi, the star of "Sara Tommasi: Il Mil Primo Film Hard," is no stranger to the world of soccer, as she's dated two of the game's biggest stars in Ronaldinho and Mario Balotelli. But instead of getting plugged by players and other dudes on camera, Tommasi will instead be plugging her input into the daily operations of the football club this time around.

Other than sleeping with several soccer players, it's unknown what level of expertise Tommasi owns when it comes to running a team. But let's be honest: With pictures like these, I don't really care, and apparently neither do the guys who own Marruvium.

sara tommasi working for Italian soccer team
sara tommasi working for Italian soccer team
sara tommasi working for Italian soccer team
Here's another porn star who really loves her soccer team: Chilean Porn Star Has Sex For 12 Straight Hours After Chile's First World Cup Win

 

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Twitter User Takes Power Ballad Lyrics Way Too Seriously

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Power ballads, when done right, are supposed to melt your troubles away. Or at the very least allow you to wallow in them. But that doesn't mean they aren't full of rotten lies. One Twitter user by the name of @Michael1979 decided that enough was enough and compiled a list of some of the most famous ditties to cause him grief through the years. However, we think he may be a tad unhinged.

power ballad lies, worst lies of power ballads
And with that, we'll never watch "Titanic" the same way again (although we weren't really planning on watching it ever again in the first place).

Related: The Dirtiest Things Ever Rapped By A Lady

 

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Las Vegas Man Sick Of Getting Mail Stolen Puts Dog Poop In Box And Records Thief Taking It

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Feces Navidad.

According to Huffington Post, a Las Vegas man fed up with thieves stealing packages off his front porch this holiday season got the ultimate revenge when he recently recorded a man stealing a box of dog poop that he left on said porch.

Homeowner Eric Burdo left the box o' crap on his porch last Thursday, and sure as shit, some dude ran up there and grabbed it on Sunday.


"I was kind of excited and I just kept replaying it," Burdo told a local TV station. "I just kind of wanted to give them back something."

Burdo said he didn't call police because he didn't want to tell them that somebody stole a box of poop off his front porch. He hopes the thief learned his lesson and stays away from his house in the future.

Although, we wouldn't mind hearing about one more minuscule package getting ganked just to see what Burdo would do for an encore.

Some people put poop in boxes while others throw it at cops: Crazy Australian Woman Throws her Dog's Poop At Police And Gets Arrested

 

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Light Display Of Santa Peeing On ISIS Mistaken For Sympathizing With The Enemy

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Here's something that's almost as sad as being a Cleveland Browns fan.

According to Mirror, a homeowner in Limerick, Maine thought he was being patriotic this season when he created a hysterical light display showing Santa urinating on ISIS, but he instead got a visit from the local police because his neighbors thought it meant he was an ISIS sympathizer.

Again, in 2015, Santa Claus taking a piss all over ISIS was somehow interpreted as support for the terrorist group.

Santa pissing on ISIS light display causes big stir
Thankfully, the officers responding to the neighbors' complaints had bigger brains than they did and did not issue the homeowner a ticket. However, the man did say that he would rearrange some of the lights so that it was crystal clear to everybody who walks by that it is indeed a display of Santa taking a leak on ISIS.

And in a related story, those neighbors should be expecting one less Christmas card this year.

Nothing says 'Tis the Season' quite like a big dick light display in your window: XXX-Mas In Brooklyn? Neighbors Angry Over Penis-Shaped Christmas Lights In Window

 

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Today's Funny Photos

The 10 Best Recurring Actor/Director Combos In Film

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Inside some of the best Hollywood crews and greatest movies of all time lies ten of the best recurring actor/director combinations. This just goes to show that even in Hollywood, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Leonardo DiCaprio/Martin Scorsese
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
It would be rude not to make note of Scorsese's impressive career with Robert De Niro -- "Raging Bull," "Cape Fear, "Tax Driver" -- but currently the top shelf director has made Leo his golden goose as of the late. Despite somehow having no Oscars under his belt, Leo has served as Scorsese's go-to guy in five films, starting with "Gangs of New York" leading into "The Aviator" and "The Departed" and most recently, "The Wolf of Wall Street."


Bill Murray/Wes Anderson
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
The brilliance of Wes Anderson is evident in his sets, scripts and ensembles, but a couple particular recurring actors step to the forefront of our mind, mainly Bill Murray. As early as "Rushmore" leading towards "The Life Aquatic" and up to more present films like "Moonrise Kingdom," we get a new adventure each time with these two. Sometimes the role is ever present, and sometimes it's as flash-in-the-pan as slap bracelets.


Paul Rudd/Judd Apatow
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
For every movie about real life's awkward moments, Judd Apatow cleverly chose one of funniest, most seemingly normal guys in the "Wet Hot Actor" Paul Rudd. Between unplanned pregnancy in "Knocked Up," going over the hill in "This Is 40" and dealing with losing your virginity at a strangely late age in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," we get some quality Rudd time inside these classic Apatow comedies.


Melissa McCarthy/Paul Feig
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
Paul Feig is basically running the comedy scene with consistent comedies starring our favorite for the chuckles, Melissa McCarthy. Albeit she's nothing like her celebrity sibling, McCarthy knows how to pack a few laughs into Feig's films, which include "Bridesmaids," "Spy" and "The Heat," all of which have come out in the last four years. Now Feig is stepping into the Ecto-1 with McCarthy in next summer's "Ghostbusters" reboot. Should be a spectacle.


Jennifer Lawrence/David O. Russell
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
It's not that David O. Russell can't make a film without Jennifer Lawrence nowadays; it's probably that he just doesn't want to do it without her, especially when he's got Bradley Cooper to back her up. Between the highly successful "American Hustle," "Silver Linings Playbook" and the non-holiday film to see during the holidays, "Joy," in the last three years, we've see a pattern of Russell, Lawrence and Cooper becoming one of the most solid Hollywood crews.


Samuel L. Jackson/Quentin Tarantino
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
Of all the non-holidays films to see this holiday, Tarantino's "Hateful Eight" starring Sam "badass mother effer" Jackson seems to be the tops. Tarantino and Jackson go way back to the days of "Jackie Brown" and "Pulp Fiction," the hits right after his great directorial debut to more recent films like "Django Unchained." Since then, Jackson in some way, shape or form has been a piece of each Tarantino puzzle, # in all for the actor-director couple.


Mia Farrow/Woody Allen
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
They met in 1979 during Woody's peaking success with Diane Keaton in the days of "Annie Hall" and "Manhattan" before Allen followed up with some Mia Farrow-driven movies like "Hannah & Her Sisters," "Zelig" and "Radio Days." The two worked together on 13 films in 12 years' time and might have continued on if Allen hadn't disturbingly married Farrow's adopted daughter. Now they apparently don't even speak.


Johnny Depp/Tim Burton
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
As far as dark and creepy go, Depp is Burton's better half, especially in the realm of remakes, including "Alice in Wonderland" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Everyone knows "Edward Scissorhands" is one of the best films in history, even if they did collaborate on remake films like "Dark Shadows" and "Sweeney Todd." Eight films in total the two have shared, but since Burton's recent split with Helen Bonham-Carter, it's hard to tell how fruitful the relationship will continue to be.


Bill Paxton/James Cameron
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
Paxton and Cameron were each there for each other's peak moments, including their 1980s hits, "The Terminator" and "Aliens." The actor-director combo would prove again worthy some years later in the 1997 classic, "Titanic." Though Bill Paxton doesn't stand out as a huge A-list actor, he's provided strong roles in a lot of big films, including the Tom Hanks-Ron Howard hit, "Apollo 13."


Tom Hanks/Ron Howard
The Best Recurring Actor-Director Couples in Film
Of all the movies celebrating their 20th anniversary in 2015, "Apollo 13" takes us back to the days where Hanks and Howard were both at their best and doing it together. They met on the set of Ron Howard's "Happy Days" show before Howard had Hanks onto his 1984 "Splash" film. The couple went on to do a few blockbuster hits, including the Dan Brown book adaptations, "The Da Vinci Code" and "Angels & Demons."

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The 10 Craziest Crime Stories Of 2015

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I believe it was Jim Morrison who once said, "People are strange, especially in Florida."

2015 was another banner year in terms of people committing strange but true crimes across the planet. In fact, this year was so nuts that a group of murdering monkeys made our top ten list. So without further ado, here's our collection of the 10 craziest crime stories of 2015:

10. Man Arrested For Drug Possession Wears Worst Possible Shirt For Someone Arrested For Drug Possession
no seriously i have drugs shirt
The year got off to a hell of a start when a 50-year-old Florida man was arrested for meth and weed possession at a Hudson Kmart in early January. But that alone wasn't newsworthy, as odds are at least a few hundred other Florida residents were arrested for doing something something similar on that same day. However, it's safe to say that John Balmer was the only one wearing a "WHO NEEDS DRUGS? No, seriously, I have drugs" shirt that basically begged the local police to check what was in the baggie he was trying to ditch on another store patron.


9. Woman Tries To Eat Crack Cocaine While Being Arrested And Gives Us Mugshot Of The Year
woman tries to eat crack while being arrested, gives crazy mug shot
You don't hear of too many people trying to devour drugs while in the process of being arrested, but that's exactly what 48-year-old Linda Blair from Douglas, GA, did in August when she was apprehended by police officers who suspected her of stealing. They were able to stop her before she swallowed the crack, but by the looks of things, it still found a way to get into her system.


8. British Man Tries To Sexually Assault Woman, Gets Ass Kicked By Victim Instead
dude tries to rape woman but gets ass kicked instead
Speaking of nutjobs, check out this dickhead named Jonathan Holmes from the U.K. who attacked a young lady in early November, dragged her into some bushes, stuck his tongue in her mouth and said, "You're going to enjoy this." The woman did not enjoy it, but what she did enjoy was beating the everliving shit out of him by biting his tongue, punching him in the stomach and stabbing him in the neck with her keys. And now he looks like Frankenstein.


7. Man Arrested For Trying To Dig Up His Dead Dad So He Could Argue With His Corpse
man digs up dead dad to argue with him
It took him some 30 years after his dad died for Michael May to come up with a real zinger, but in order to use it and end their father-son argument, he first had to drive to the Pilot Baptist Church cemetery in Stanford, KY, in August and dig up his father's corpse. The police arrived before May made it down to the coffin, and in the process probably saved him the embarrassment of losing that closing argument.


6. Naked Couple Arrested For Drunk Driving While Eating Pizza And Drinking Beer
ohio couple busted for dui while naked and eating pizza and drinking beer
It was quite the summer night for 24-year-old Alexandria Mauer in late June, as she was not only arrested for DUI after police found her totally nude behind the wheel of her car, but also for disorderly conduct while intoxicated after she jumped out of a car during a ride home. 33-year-old Kenneth Gillespie was arrested for drinking a beer in the seat next to her while he was also buck naked. Officers provided him with some pants, which he promptly pissed while he was sitting in the back of their squad car. 'Merica.


5. Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A Horse For The Third Time
man tried to have sex with a horse for the third time
Not that it would have made it any less wrong, but it wasn't even American Pharaoh, and Cirilo Castillo tried to have sex with it in February. He was found in the horse's barn with a broken leg, which surveillance video allegedly showed was the result of the attempted humping. The only reason there was a camera in the barn recording him in the first place was because Castillo had gotten freaky with the horse on two prior occasions, including one instance of some "Fifty Shades of Nay" type shit where he tied the horse up and performed sex acts on it.


4. Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked And Somehow Gets Arrested
NAU sorority girl runs into man's house and gets naked
It's funny how most of the movies that I've seen start that way don't end with the girl getting arrested. I mean, most guys only dream about a beautiful 20-year-old sorority girl with two bags of weed busting down their door, stripping naked and jumping on their beds. Unfortunately for Northern Arizona University student Makena Marie Haydon, when she did just that in April, she found the one guy in Flagstaff who doesn't consider that the equivalent to winning the lottery.


3. Pimp Arrested For Setting Up Naked Hooker Boxing Match To Settle $80 Dispute
Harlem pimp set up naked hooker boxing match
StubHub dropped the ball on this one, as three Harlem prostitutes decided a while back that the best way to settle a dispute over 80 bucks was to strip naked, throw on some boxing gloves and get in the ring. Their pimp agreed to it, and when the bell rang, hookers Yaya and Indie beat the snot out of Africa and won their $80 back. One of the pimp's codefendants had his trial this summer, and his attorney asked to see video of the fight to prove that Africa was injured "not by his client but by the other two girls during the fight." But that probably wasn't the only reason why he wanted to watch it.


2. California Teachers Arrested For Taking Students On Sex Trips To The Beach
California teachers arrested for sex trips to the beach
When I was in high school, my teachers took me to the Milwaukee Art Museum and a local performance of "Othello." Two female teachers at South Hills High School in West Covina were arrested in January for taking students to a San Clemente beach, getting them liquored up and engaging in "sexual relations" with them. It looks like I went to the wrong school.


1. Troop Of Monkeys In India Murder Several People
monkeys are murdering people in India
When a troop of monkeys begins terrorizing local Indian villages to the point where there are body counts attached to their rap sheet, then you either have a highly grossing Hollywood movie or the craziest crime story of 2015 on your hands. Unfortunately for one priest in the city of Patna, we're talking about the latter here. Temple priest Munna Mishra died in late November after a group of monkeys threw bricks at him while he was sweeping outside his home. One of those bricks hit Mishra in the face, and he died from the blow a short time later at a nearby hospital. Somebody call James Franco and tell him to get to India ASAP.

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