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This Is Probably the Worst Poker Loss of All Time
Sure, there was the "four aces lost to a royal flush" incident at the Main Event in 2008, but it didn't cost either of those guys $1 million just to get into that tournament.
According to USA Today, the World Series of Poker "Big One for One Drop" aired last night on ESPN, and it featured what could go down as the worst bad beat in poker history.
Both Connor Drinan and Cary Katz were dealt pocket aces, with Drinan getting the ace of clubs and ace of diamonds. Drinan and Katz exchanged several pre-flop raises, and Drinan was the first to go all in, thinking Katz had something like pocket kings.
But even when Katz called and flipped his set of pocket bullets, Drinan didn't seem too busted up about it. After all, it was pocket aces against pocket aces, and that pot gets split 98% of the time.
But not this time:
Katz would eventually take home $1.3 million with an 8th place finish thanks in part to that haul. Meanwhile, Drinan finished out of the money in 18th place and might want to seek therapy after what even the ESPN analyst called "the worst beat in the history of tournament poker."
Meet the people who will probably take all of your money: The 7 Different Types of Poker Players
According to USA Today, the World Series of Poker "Big One for One Drop" aired last night on ESPN, and it featured what could go down as the worst bad beat in poker history.
Both Connor Drinan and Cary Katz were dealt pocket aces, with Drinan getting the ace of clubs and ace of diamonds. Drinan and Katz exchanged several pre-flop raises, and Drinan was the first to go all in, thinking Katz had something like pocket kings.
But even when Katz called and flipped his set of pocket bullets, Drinan didn't seem too busted up about it. After all, it was pocket aces against pocket aces, and that pot gets split 98% of the time.
But not this time:
Katz would eventually take home $1.3 million with an 8th place finish thanks in part to that haul. Meanwhile, Drinan finished out of the money in 18th place and might want to seek therapy after what even the ESPN analyst called "the worst beat in the history of tournament poker."
Meet the people who will probably take all of your money: The 7 Different Types of Poker Players
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An Exclusive Look at the Work Schedule of Every Road Construction Crew
There's nothing more annoying than when you're in a hurry to get somewhere and you get stopped for an hour by road construction. I understand that repairs need to be made, but there are some roads I swear have been under construction since the mid-'80s. We decided to do a little research and have now unearthed what could only be an authentic work schedule for every road construction crew.
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A Supercut of Every Time Samuel L. Jackson Said 'Motherf---er' in His Movies
Yeah, it's as awesome as it sounds.
According to Huffington Post, the word "motherf---er" has not only made Samuel L. Jackson seem like a total badass on the big screen since 1988, but it's also saved him from a stuttering problem that has plagued him since childhood.
In all, Jackson has uttered the word 171 times in 27 different movies. He first said it in 1988's "School Daze" and then exploded after that. He said it 37 times in 1997's "Jackie Brown" and 26 times in 1994's "Pulp Fiction." And just when you thought Jackson might have been working the word out of his vocabulary, he dropped it 13 times in 2000's "Shaft."
Hell, he was even able to get a bleeped "motherf---er" into the latest RoboCop movie.
Ben Craw and Oliver Noble at Huffington Post have done the world a huge service and mashed together all 171 "motherf---ers" from Jackson's big screen career. It's obviously NSFW, motherf---er.
He easily could have dropped another one on this news anchor who thought he was Morpheus from "The Matrix": Samuel L. Jackson Rips Reporter for Mistaking Him for Laurence Fishburne
According to Huffington Post, the word "motherf---er" has not only made Samuel L. Jackson seem like a total badass on the big screen since 1988, but it's also saved him from a stuttering problem that has plagued him since childhood.
In all, Jackson has uttered the word 171 times in 27 different movies. He first said it in 1988's "School Daze" and then exploded after that. He said it 37 times in 1997's "Jackie Brown" and 26 times in 1994's "Pulp Fiction." And just when you thought Jackson might have been working the word out of his vocabulary, he dropped it 13 times in 2000's "Shaft."
Hell, he was even able to get a bleeped "motherf---er" into the latest RoboCop movie.
Ben Craw and Oliver Noble at Huffington Post have done the world a huge service and mashed together all 171 "motherf---ers" from Jackson's big screen career. It's obviously NSFW, motherf---er.
He easily could have dropped another one on this news anchor who thought he was Morpheus from "The Matrix": Samuel L. Jackson Rips Reporter for Mistaking Him for Laurence Fishburne
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California Restaurant Bans Crying Children
Now, if they can just carry this over to airplanes, we'll finally be getting somewhere.
Patrons at Old Fisherman's Grotto in Monterey will no longer have to worry about their clam chowder lunch being wrecked by some two-year-old kid kicking and screaming because his mother took away his crayons.
According to KSBW, the restaurant recently posted a sign "prohibiting strollers, high chairs, booster seats, loud kids and crying babies."
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While the sign did offend some of the people on Montery's Fisherman's Wharf, the restaurant's owner is sticking to his guns.
"If a place has the rules, that's what the rules are," owner Chris Shake said. "You go in and abide by the rules or you find a place more suitable for you."
Asked if he thought the sign would hurt his business, Sake said, "Well, let's put it this way. I haven't had a down year for over 20 years and our business continues to grow."
No word on who the kid was that proved to be the last straw, but let's be honest, It must have been one hell of a tantrum to result in a sign like this.
If you actually want to see kids crying, then boy, do we have the thing for you: Kids Crying on the Easter Bunny's Lap: A Holiday Tradition Unlike Any Other
Patrons at Old Fisherman's Grotto in Monterey will no longer have to worry about their clam chowder lunch being wrecked by some two-year-old kid kicking and screaming because his mother took away his crayons.
According to KSBW, the restaurant recently posted a sign "prohibiting strollers, high chairs, booster seats, loud kids and crying babies."
While the sign did offend some of the people on Montery's Fisherman's Wharf, the restaurant's owner is sticking to his guns.
"If a place has the rules, that's what the rules are," owner Chris Shake said. "You go in and abide by the rules or you find a place more suitable for you."
Asked if he thought the sign would hurt his business, Sake said, "Well, let's put it this way. I haven't had a down year for over 20 years and our business continues to grow."
No word on who the kid was that proved to be the last straw, but let's be honest, It must have been one hell of a tantrum to result in a sign like this.
If you actually want to see kids crying, then boy, do we have the thing for you: Kids Crying on the Easter Bunny's Lap: A Holiday Tradition Unlike Any Other
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Hannah Ferguson is the Hot New Carl's Jr. Girl With a Little Surprise
Hannah Ferguson might be a common name to some, but the dirty blonde babe is fairly new to the scene. She just made her big debut with Carl's Jr. in their latest ad for their Texas BBQ Thick Burger. It's no secret that Carl's Jr. girls are the hottest, dirtiest girls in the food chain, but Hannah doesn't need much help getting noticed. Still, just to make sure, the shiny sexy gal in the shiny black bikini gets a visit from one of the original Carl's Jr. bombshells to make the ad double the fun. But we won't tell you who it is. You'll just have to see it to believe it. Then you'll have to go to Carl's Jr. after and hate yourself as you eat alone in your car. But the video is rad!
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Best Jumbo-Tron Fails
Everyone longs for their 15 minutes of fame, right? Well, sometimes the big screen lends itself to giant disappointment. Check out these 10 classic moments of Jumbo-Tron #FAILs.
An awkward moment for B.J. Upton.
"There's no reason we can't all enjoy ourselves, right?"
Do we think Julie was pleased or displeased?
The cameras always gravitate toward true charisma.
Harold, it's time to have a talk with your Mom.
The lady in green knows art when she sees it.
Um, no thank you.
Remember her? The lovely Hoax-anna Baiul.
Remember this little guy? Being seen on the Jumbo-Tron meant nothing to him.
Sometimes the excitement just gets to be too much.
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Moran Atias is a Titillating 'Tyrant'
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The 10 Biggest Movie Directors Who Came From TV
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12 Photos of People Showing Off Rare (and Totally Useless) Talents
Have you ever heard the expression, "Everyone is special in their own way"? Well, it's true. Whether you believe it or not, every single person in the world has a rare talent that they can do unlike anyone else. Here are 12 inspirational photos to help you find your unique gift.
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The 12 Best End-of-Summer Rock Shows to Catch
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15 More Very Awesome 'Shower Thoughts'
A little while ago, we told you about the subreddit called Shower Thoughts. We also shared 20 of our favorite shower thoughts and then called it a day. But Reddit doesn't sleep, so there are plenty more to share with you now. Enjoy these incredibly deep thoughts.
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See even more very awesome shower thoughts here.
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See even more very awesome shower thoughts here.
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22 More Sexy Photos (and 2 GIFs) of Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
We've come a long way with yoga pants, and since our last girls in yoga pants collection, we've come ever longer. With white, see-through, celeb and multiple yoga bums in one, we're about to blow your mind with even more hot girls in yoga pants. Warning: Hardly any of these girls are doing any actual yoga.
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20 Things Every Parent Thinks at Least Once Per Day
There is nothing I love more than being a parent, but that doesn't mean it's all fun and free of frustrations. You find yourself being concerned about things you never imagined and saying phrases that no human being should ever utter. Here are 20 things every parent has had go through their mind on a daily basis.
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Maria Swan is a Busty, Bodacious Czech Babe
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Mark Twain Meets His Match on a Blind Date - 'ThisIsMarkTwain@aol.com'
It's been a roller coaster of a second season so far for Mark Twain on "ThisIsMarkTwain@aol.com," and now it appears he's gone looking for love. His first blind date ends up being with literary foe Jane Austen, and to say it's a challenge for Twain is an understatement. But will he win her over in the end?
For more funny original content, subscribe to Mandatory's YouTube channel and be sure to follow Mark Twain on Twitter.
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Minneapolis News Airs Video of Spider-Man Getting Punched During Story on Ray Rice
And in a related story, FOX 9's Kelcey Carlson is a smoking hottie.
What does a story about Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice apologizing for knocking out his wife in an Atlantic City hotel elevator in February have to do with Spider-Man getting his ass kicked?
Yeah, we're not sure either, but a local Minneapolis news station somehow brought the two together in one of the craziest news bloopers you'll see this year:
KMSP didn't mess up when they hired Kelcey Carlson as their evening news anchor. I mean, if she's talking, I'm listening. But someone in the control booth really dropped the ball last night when Carlson began her story on Rice's apology.
What's next, the guy next to her reads a story about a mother being reunited with her long lost son while the booth rolls footage of a Gaza missile strike?
We'll give both of the anchors mad props on this one, as not even one chuckle could be heard over that clip of Spider-Man getting owned by that guy.
More of the year's best news bloopers: The Funniest News Bloopers of February 2014
What does a story about Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice apologizing for knocking out his wife in an Atlantic City hotel elevator in February have to do with Spider-Man getting his ass kicked?
Yeah, we're not sure either, but a local Minneapolis news station somehow brought the two together in one of the craziest news bloopers you'll see this year:
KMSP didn't mess up when they hired Kelcey Carlson as their evening news anchor. I mean, if she's talking, I'm listening. But someone in the control booth really dropped the ball last night when Carlson began her story on Rice's apology.
What's next, the guy next to her reads a story about a mother being reunited with her long lost son while the booth rolls footage of a Gaza missile strike?
We'll give both of the anchors mad props on this one, as not even one chuckle could be heard over that clip of Spider-Man getting owned by that guy.
More of the year's best news bloopers: The Funniest News Bloopers of February 2014
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Florida Grandma Gets Six Months in Jail for Public Sex Romp
Hey, at least she didn't break her hip.
According to Huffington Post, a 68-year-old married grandmother of 14 will spend the next six months in a county jail after pleading guilty to indecent exposure and disorderly conduct stemming from a public sex sesh with![florida grandma gets six months for public sex]()
a man who was not her husband at the world's largest retirement community.
Peggy Klemm and 49-year-old David Bobilya were caught plowing each other "with their undies around their ankles" against a Bait Shack hut in the square of The Villages in Sumter County on June 2. They were first spotted at 10:30pm and were still going at it when the police arrived ten minutes later.
Residents at The Villages were surprised at the news of Klemm's arrest, not because she was having sex in public, but because the police actually took action. There are allegedly ten women to every man in the retirement community as well as a black market for Viagra. Most people are caught bumping uglies in golf carts, but cops usually just issue warnings.
Klemm has already become a legend at a local bar called Red Sauce, and they have made a "Sex on the Square" drink in her honor. It costs $3.75, and if it's an accurate portrayal of a 68-year-old woman getting humped against a Bait Shack hut, it will probably smell terrible.
Somebody needs to tell this woman about The Villages: Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex
According to Huffington Post, a 68-year-old married grandmother of 14 will spend the next six months in a county jail after pleading guilty to indecent exposure and disorderly conduct stemming from a public sex sesh with
a man who was not her husband at the world's largest retirement community.Peggy Klemm and 49-year-old David Bobilya were caught plowing each other "with their undies around their ankles" against a Bait Shack hut in the square of The Villages in Sumter County on June 2. They were first spotted at 10:30pm and were still going at it when the police arrived ten minutes later.
Residents at The Villages were surprised at the news of Klemm's arrest, not because she was having sex in public, but because the police actually took action. There are allegedly ten women to every man in the retirement community as well as a black market for Viagra. Most people are caught bumping uglies in golf carts, but cops usually just issue warnings.
Klemm has already become a legend at a local bar called Red Sauce, and they have made a "Sex on the Square" drink in her honor. It costs $3.75, and if it's an accurate portrayal of a 68-year-old woman getting humped against a Bait Shack hut, it will probably smell terrible.
Somebody needs to tell this woman about The Villages: Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex
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