"Game of Thrones" is one of the biggest shows on television, because everyone loves nudity, dragons and unexpected deaths that make us collapse into a puddle of our own tears. But before we were wondering how long these characters were going to be around before they met their demise, they were actually young with dreams of surviving George R.R. Martin. Take a look at some of the childhood photos from the Thrones cast.
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Young Kit Harrington looking like a beautiful extra from "A Bronx Tale."
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Young Peter Dinklage rocking a glorious mullet.
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Emilia Clarke before she became the most attractive dragon tamer (sort of) this side of town.
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Jack Gleeson still looking like a little prick in a v-neck sweater.
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Baby Maisie Williams before being involved in the most useless storyline.
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Little Sophie Turner unaware of her horrible taste in men.
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Young Lena Headey perfecting her "I'm smiling but I'm secretly planning your demise" look.
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Sean Bean before he ended up dying in every movie and television show he was ever a part of.
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Jason Momoa could still kick your ass in his long sleeve polo shirt from Old Navy.
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Nathalie Emmanuel before snagging the role of "always looking concerned" woman.
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In case you're the one person wondering what Kristian Nairn looked like in his younger years.
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George R.R. Martin before he became a murderer.
Of all the great film trilogies in history, the whereabouts of "The Mighty Ducks" is likely the most desirable. Though the "Flying V" may not be in full effect these days, the cast of the original film from 1992 is still alive and well - for the most part - and they're looking mightier than ever. Have a look for yourself. Quack! Quack! Quack!
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Ever since "D3" filmed in 1996, Estevez has kept it quiet with small guest TV roles and TV movies. Since writing, directing and starring in "The Way" in 2011 alongside his father, Martin Sheen, Emilio hasn't been up to much. Maybe they need to reboot this franchise.
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The "Ducks" trilogy led Jackson into his first big films like "The Skulls" opposite the late Paul Walker, as well as a role on the hit show "Dawson's Creek" until 2003. He then went on to "The Fringe" as the lead, which ended in 2013. Now Joshua has joined the cast of "The Affair" along with a film titled "Sky" due out in 2016.
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He wasn't easily cast in other things after his role as Goldberg the goalie, but since becoming one of those fat actors gone skinny, Shaun has kept it quiet with small guest starring TV roles and a TV movie titled "What About Weiss," a comedy which he co-wrote, as well as Owen Wilson's "Drillbit Taylor" and "Freaks and Geeks."
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Connie was every young hockey player's big crush back in the early '90s. But we saw her first! Not only has she done a number of great small TV roles on big shows like "Grey's Anatomy" and "Shameless," but young Marguerite is getting to reprise her role this summer in the revival of "Wet Hot American Summer" on Netflix.
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Once a geek, always a geek. The four-eyed wonder known as Averman is still rocking the spectacles and surely scaring the girls away, but he did have a recurring spot on "Boston Public," along with studying theatre and playwright and eventually landing a role on the Academy Award winner, "Argo."
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You might not realize it, but Fulton Reed has been under your nose this whole time - "The Butterfly Effect" - and now you can see him on Netflix's new original series, the TV remake of "Daredevil," as well as the fourth installment of "The Hunger Games." You just didn't notice him because he wasn't "slappin' da puck."
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Cake eater! Larusso gave up acting and went to school at Boston University to study management, only to get into waiting in dive bars on the left and east coasts. He has slowly resurged, making appearances somewhat recently in commercials and on the TV show, "Dollhouse" and indie film, "Damaged Goods."
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In real life, Fulton Reed is his brother. Well, not Fulton, but the guy who plays him. Like a good boy, he went to college and got married. Rumor had it he had a kid with co-star, Marguerite Moreau, but that is not confirmed news. He has since gotten back into small time acting. Reboot, we say!
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She couldn't play hockey worth a damn, but that didn't matter to us. The Minnesota native is actually working at her singer-songwriter gig in the gospel/folk genre, not exactly a breakthrough artist but still plugging away doing the occasional national anthem.
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The only reason Tommy and his short girth got onto the team was because Tammy Duncan is his sister. The big credits on his resume are the original "Ducks" film and his lead role on "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." He did, however, go to college in Massachusetts and join the sketch comedy group, Man Boob Comedy, and play bass in a jam band.
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After his time as a Duck, Adams had his share of '90s success on "Boy Meets World" and the nuisance role on Tia and Tamara's "Sister, Sister." He also picked up a role on the classic film, "The Sandlot," but he's since been keeping quiet.
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Jussie left acting to get into music and photography, but his little sister, Jurnee, made a name for herself in the last two seasons of Kyle Chandler's NBC football family drama "Friday Night Lights."
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Aside from his smart alec role in "The Mighty Ducks," New York native Daniels has been fairly out of the industry since the '90s and the roles that came with it, including some singing and Broadway gigs like "Les Miserables." He is, however, in his thirties and attending New York's Columbia University.
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After enough heavy jokes in the original "Mighty Ducks" and "Heavy Weight" in 1995, Schwartz went on to become a strapping young fellow. He was also a recurring role on his fellow Duck friend's Nickelodeon show, "The Adventures of Pete & Pete." Most recently, he had a fairly steady gig on "Gossip Girl."
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He's still kicking at 87. After appearing in the original film, Ackland stayed out of the sequel but returned for the third installment. In the past few years, he's been involved in a few short films, but most likely, he's sharpening skates.
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Bombay's former limo driver - he's got killer dance moves at the end of the film - went on to become part of the Dharma Initiative on "Lost" and most recently a villain in Tarantino's "Django Unchained."
Andrew Milburn took a Snapchat picture of what appears to be a ghostly figure while he was at work at Leeds General Infirmary in England. Andrew took a photo of the corridor where the figure was walking by to prove to his girlfriend that he was at work, and to convince everyone else that he probably needs a new girlfriend.
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"My girlfriend asked me to prove I was at work so I sent her a picture as I walked to my office. Unbeknown at the time it appears that I captured a ghost figure in the corridors," Andrew told Mirror Online.
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Andrew says the little girl seems to be walking into the room where the switchboards work, and adds that a few of his work buddies have heard footsteps in that area when no one is near.
"There have been a few odd things," he said. "Now people are a bit scared, and apprehensive about going to the loo."
I would actually be going to the "loo" multiple times and remaining there if I ever saw this.
Andrew posted the photos on Facebook where it has spread, but there are many skeptics who have accused Andrew of using photoshop or even an app called Ghost Capture, which allows people to put pre-existing ghost images into their photographs. Accusations that Andrew has denied as he is sticking to his story and photo.
I've seen enough episodes of "Ghost Adventures" to know that any noise at all is probably a vengeful ghost that is aiming to kill me and take my soul down to hell, probably, but does this picture taken at a hospital really show the ghost of a dead girl?
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From workaholics to freelance internet writers (ouch, that hurt way more than it did in my head), we still all deserve a bit of R&R now and then. The problem is, the prospect of a fun yet relaxing weekend getaway can sometimes go, shall we say, not so swimmingly. And most of the time, it doesn't even take a bad trip to the beach. People from all walks of life can have their hopes of fun in the sun crushed in a variety of different ways. Just ask the following gallery of people having the worst summers imaginable.
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We're not sure what's more tragic: the loss of those sweet shades or the fact that these people's near-death experience is now considered an internet classic.
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Hey, we never said you COULDN'T have a bad time at the beach.
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We're gonna go out on a limb and say adults take the crown here.
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It's not a popular profession, but it gets results.
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To be fair, these last two kind of go hand-in-hand.
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Maybe these people are actually having a great time. We can't really tell from those expressions.
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Sometimes I can't decide which flavor is my favorite, either.
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This is where our list of people having the worst vacations ever starts to get way more specific.
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Everybody knows at least one,
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Seriously, give them some privacy for Pete's sake!
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He's going to need some of that ice.
Next time you find yourself drinking with your friends, make sure to stay away from handling any swords because you are not in the "Game of Thrones" and you cherish all your fingers.
I am interested to know how this idea came to be. Did the samurai decide it would be a good idea to slice a beer can open while his (former) friend held it, and did his friend eagerly agree, forgetting the fact that having all ten fingers is an advantage?
Being a parent has its ups and downs, but the best way to deal with all of it is to have a sense of humor about the whole thing. Otherwise you'll go completely insane and end up pushing multiple shopping carts into pedestrians outside of a Walmart while eating a head of cabbage. Thankfully there are hilarious comedians providing plenty of jokes on the most daunting parental tasks a little more light and fun.
Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we're both sitting in our underwear eating donuts
So if you're keeping score at home, it looks like "not paying rent" plus "taking your ass to court because of it" equals "we should get married."
According to Barstool Sports, a man and woman appeared on a recent episode of "People's Court" because they were suing each other for rent money. Twenty minutes later, they were engaged.
The woman actually won the case and was awarded $730 after Judge Marilyn Milian agreed that, yes, the dude must pay rent if he is living at her place.
Unlike most men, this guy saw that as a sign of true love, so he decided to "stand on one knee" and ask for her hand in marriage. And by the looks of things, she's going to go through with it.
Well, that's one way to get out of paying the money you owe her.
No word on where the couple plans on getting married, but it would be a shame if it didn't happen in a courthouse. It's also unknown if the diamonds on the ring were real, but let's be honest: If dishing out a few hundred bucks a month for rent was too much for this guy, then the answer is probably not.
Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view. Ana Beatriz Barros is making waves in Cuba for GQ Magazine. The Brazilian goddess enjoys a little sand, salsa and stunning Cuban cuisine, and she looks incredible doing it. Between the underboob, beach, bikinis and Ana Beatriz Barros, we're not sure life gets much better than this.
This is pretty laughable. Almost as laughable as the video narrator's attempt to pronounce Greta Van Susteren's name.
According to the Daily Mail, Greta Van Susteren had ongoing coverage of the two prisoners who escaped an upstate New York prison last week on her FOX News show "On The Record" Friday night.
But the real story was what was going on in the background of their live shot just outside the prison walls, as some dude casually walked toward the facility, tied a bag to a rope and then left as it was hoisted over the wall.
Van Susteren's team received thousands of emails, tweets and Facebook posts from viewers in the immediate aftermath of the live shot, and after a short investigation, they determined the bag was actually a "legitimate delivery."
Some have speculated the delivery was just lunch for the guards, but since facility officials have declined to comment, it still remains a mystery.
Maybe it's just us, but any delivery that is being made in the 21st century outside of slinging dope that uses the whole "pull it over a wall with a rope method" doesn't seem very legitimate.
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If there is one thing worse than falling in front of everyone its your fall being caught on tape for everyone to watch on YouTube for years to come. The pain that came with your fall is nothing compared to the pain of your friends and family laughing at your expense.
Hammered and giving handies outside of a Jones Beach liquor store on a Sunday night? If so, odds are you're either unemployed or on vacation. Or both.
Look, some random dude getting an HJ outside of a liquor store on Long Island on a Sunday night isn't necessarily newsworthy, and anybody who has ever been there will tell you that.
But what happens at the 20-second mark sure as hell is.
Oh, it's all fun and games until some guy walks around the corner holding his 2-year-old son.
And that, kids, is the story of why your Uncle Mike had to knock on all of his neighbors' doors and tell them that he is a sexual predator.
Here's a story that you might feel down below in your own manhood, as a man is suing his boss for ripping his testicle off during a drunken state.
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New Jersey native Michael Peacock, and yes that is his last name, is suing his former boss for grabbing a hold of his jewels, which eventually led one of his boys to be amputated. The incident occurred in 2012 during a bar crawl and drunken cruise. Peacock's boss, Richard Langtry, allegedly started to get more and more aggressive as the drinking continued, and he cornered Peacock outside the bathroom.
According to court papers, Langtry "grabbed [Peacock's] left testicle, squeezed it hard and pulled it down as if to rip it from his groin."
The damage on Peacock's testicle was so severe that it led to three surgeries, before he had to say goodbye to his fella. Langtry was fired, but Peacock says his coworkers still made fun of him. The man has one testicle. Why add insult to massive injury?
Peacock stands at 6'8" so in his suit he suggest that his smaller boss grabbed his testicle to "bond with Peacock while simultaneously demonstrating his authority and dominance."
Peacock says he still suffers chronic pain and issues in the bedroom. Peacock is also suing his former employer, Iron Mountainside, for pushing him out of a job and cutting his pay, as well as the three venues that gave his former boss alcohol.
Unless you're still in your early 20s, gone are the days of tossing back a 12-pack and waking up with the sun to go for a run. Now when you casually down half a dozen shots like they do in the movies, you're a lifeless sack of garbage for an entire day - minimum - cursing those extra cocktails you just had to have, strapping yourself to the puke bucket and swearing off drinking for the remainder of your days.
But it doesn't have to be like this. A simple guide to avoiding a hangover is all you need to drink light, drink right and live to tell your friends about good times you actually remember. It should be called The Old Man's Guide to Responsible Drinking, but we don't want to make you feel worse than you already do, especially if you were out last night, you know, drinking like an asshole.
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When it comes to beer, it's all about how fast, how big and what type. A standard 12-ounce beer runs close to five percent alcohol, but there's also the option for pints, tall boys (24 oz.), 40-ounce beers and - lord help you if you do - two 40s duct taped to your hands. But beer also contains certain B vitamins not found in most beverages, so having one or two isn't necessarily a bad thing. If you're surpassing that on a daily basis, though, you may be an alcoholic. Maybe you just thought you were being really "healthy."
The standard liver can digest one standard beer per hour, and as much as we like to think we'll stop after one or two beers, we know that's just not a reality on most nights out. So if you're out drinking for five hours, try to minimize the damage by handling no more than a beer per hour. You don't have to be a douche and stop-clock it, but you can casually drink water to help slow down the alcohol in your bloodstream. If you drink 12 beers in six hours, you're probably going to have a hangover, no matter the amount of water. Add dehydrating summer sun to dehydrating beer and you're really asking for it.
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This is a different type of wine guide. The harsh reality: Those dinky, long-stemmed Dixie Cups less than half full have an average of more than twice the alcohol - 12 percent - of a standard beer. So, if one to two beers is the cut-off for safe drinking, how much wine do you think you can handle? A bottle has about five servings of the standard five-ounce glass, so more than a bottle over five hours and you're asking for a big hurt.
Those who say wine doesn't count have clearly never been on the receiving end the day after a jug of sangria. Although a glass of wine each day has many added benefits - antioxidants, better memory, easier on the waistline than beer, enhanced libido - to go with its earthy deliciousness, too much more than that will have your head pounding like the gavel at a sailor's court proceeding - too many swear words in the courtroom? Get it? Come on! - especially if you're a fast drinker. Add the fact that red wine is one of the darker varieties of alcohol that provide harsher hangovers and, well, let's just say you don't need the whole box to have a good time. Also, why are you still drinking wine from a box? Haven't you seen our Simple Guy's Guide to Wine?
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When it comes to drinking, it's the delicious cocktails you have to look out for because they do the damage more quickly - maybe too quickly. Taking a shot is the equivalent of one drink, but what are the chances you don't have another drink in the other hand? Shots are meant for catching up - according to college sororities - but the older we get, the lower our metabolism, the more painful a simple shot becomes.
How many average cocktails - approximately 1.5 oz. shot, 80 proof - across a five hour, give or take, drinking period do you think you can handle before it hurts? For most men, anything over five drinks in five hours is going to tie a dumbbell to their brain by mid-morning. And women have it worse, as they metabolize differently; anything from three to five drinks cause a ruckus of a hangover. It's not the size or tolerance of a woman, but the fact they metabolize alcohol differently. For example, a 140-pound man drinks two drinks in an hour and has a BAC of .038, whereas the same size woman doing the same drinking has a BAC of .048.
And since you'll ignore everything we've said so far, here are some of the best ways to soften your latest bender.
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Although it's good to toast of celebratory glass of champagne on a blue moon - no, not that Blue Moon, however delicious - bubbles have been proven to add to the common brown bottle flu. If you're having drinks - beer, wine, whatever - and add in a glass of the bubbly, you're upping your risk of a hefty hangover due to increased speed of alcohol absorption in the bloodstream. So the next time you slam a glass of the good stuff, we think it's wise not to hop behind the wheel, no matter how good of an exit it might've been.
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Alcohol dehydrates you, so it only makes sense to find something therein that re-hydrates you, like water, which is free, except that we're in a drought. It's a sensible fact that the faster you drink alcohol, the quicker your blood-alcohol level will rise, so if you drink a little water in between sips and in between drinks, you'll at least slow down your intoxication, meaning you can last a little longer, which is what most girls want, right? For those of us guys who like to keep our hands busy with drinks and cigarettes, maybe try drinking water and sucking on some gum instead. You'll smell better; ladies like that, too.
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Only when it comes to alcohol should you exhibition harsh racism, as the dark drink gets you a bit more harshly than the transparent ones, apparently. Studies show that darker drinks - red wine, bourbon, tequila, rum, whiskey - provide a more severe hangover than their lighter counterparts, such as gin and vodka, not to say those don't bring you down as well.
We all like to throw caution to the wind, along with our pants, when it comes to a good drink, but if you're going to man up and drink your whiskey, just know that you wouldn't had it a little easier had you gone for the martini. And just because you got a sugary Cosmo doesn't mean you're out the woods. The sugar will up your hangover.
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We've said it before, and we'll say it again and again: Drink with a bit of class. It's no secret that one of the main differences between top and bottom shelf liquors are their filtration and overall quality. Brands who take the time to distill in abundance, adding to both the taste and cleanliness of the drink, have a higher price tag. If you want to drink cheap, be our guest. Just remember you get what you pay for.
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Carbs and mood affect your intoxication levels more than you think, which in turn, affects your hangover, but they can affect in very different ways. Carbs are great before and during drinking to soak up alcohol. Having food afterwards rarely works, if the alcohol is only in your bloodstream, but a good round of pretzel balls and beer cheese will go perfectly with a heavy beer.
Mood, on the other hand, has been studied to affect your drinking days as well. If you're determined to get drunk and wild, mentally your mind is intoxicated the same way your body is, whether or not you're getting obliterated. Don't believe us? Next time you're feeling rowdy, let us know how you feel the next day. And if you're depressed going into drinking, well, you're totally screwed.
But seriously, a side bar on people duct taping 40s to their hands: That's 80 ounces of beer. The average healthy, adult bladder holds 16 ounces of urine. How are you not peeing with bottles taped to your hands?
Feeling someone's presence near you trying to catch a glimpse of your phone while your head is buried in your texts is one of those situations where a dropkick or roundhouse kick would be appropriate, but the guys below thought of a better way to mess with someone who was desperately trying to butt into their lives.
Father's Day is right around the corner (June 21st to be exact), and while we'd love to regale you with tales of some of the greatest fathers to ever grace the television screen, wouldn't it make more sense to discuss the absolute worst in order to really hammer home just how good you have it? No? Well, too bad. We already had plans to go that route, so there's no sense in trying to stop us now. Besides, bad dads have made for some of the most riveting and often, but not always, hilarious TV in history. So count your lucky stars and be sure to call your pops when the time comes. You could most certainly have it worse.
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When looking for bad fathers, simply go to the source. "Game of Thrones" has made a point of showcasing some of the most wretched, horrible excuses for human life there is, and many of them just happen to be someone's dear old dad. From Tywin Lannister to Roose Bolton, it's a wonder none of these men's children lived long enough for them to even be considered fathers in the first place. If only we could say the same for Stannis Baratheon, the show's most recent dad of the week. Fortunately for those reading this list, it doesn't get much lower than burning your only daughter alive at the stake. But just to be safe, we'd better bump the comedy aspect up a few notches to get this list back on track.
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He may be a deadbeat dad, but...actually, that's pretty much it. He MAY be a deadbeat dad. He may also just be a plain old deadbeat. You see, it was believed for the first two seasons of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that Frank Reynolds was the biological father of Dennis and Dee , but as it turns out he's more than likely Charlie's dad instead. Of course, the selfish pig that he is, he's spent the last eight seasons since avoiding the issue. We're not exactly sure if he just doesn't want to have to make up for lost time, or simply because he believes Charlie's mother is a "giant whore," but at any rate we can't imagine any of The Gang would want to claim him as their flesh and blood even if it were the case.
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When you're a single father of six and you give alcoholics a bad name, that's certainly not going to win you any awards. Many consider Frank Gallagher of Showtime's "Shameless" to be the lowest of the low, and no one could blame them for thinking that. His whole life essentially revolves around taking drugs, peeing himself, stumbling home, rinsing and repeating. Sure, by going out and getting loaded day in and day out he's teaching his kids resilience and how to get through life on their own, but that would only be admirable if that was actually his intention.
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Can we be frank? We're starting to see a pattern here when is comes to TV fathers with a certain first name. Of course, of the list so far "Seinfeld" character Frank Costanza is probably one of the best of the worst, but that depends who you ask. His son George certainly wouldn't think so considering just about every time the two meet ends in another repressed childhood memory resurfacing. If Frank Gallagher is the father who is never around and you hate him for it, then Frank Costanza is the father who is always around. And you might just hate him even more. If you don't believe us, check out the average dinner in his presence.
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As far as deadbeat dads go, Don Draper is a classic. He's constantly working and never helping his wife, but he still makes the time to cheat on her plenty. His daughter Sally even busted him in the process after he got divorced, remarried to someone else and cheated again. Of course, if the man has one saving grace, it's that he's come to terms with what a piece of scum he is, admitting in the finale "I broke all my vows. I scandalized my child. I took another man's name and made nothing of it." He may not be a class act, but at least he knows what makes one and just simply doesn't bother to possess those qualities.
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There are many cartoon dads out there who possess the same two basic features: well-intentioned but stupid. Because of that first quality, it's really hard to feature any of them on this list because we know that while they often screw things up for their families, their mistakes are made with their hearts in the right place. Unfortunately for "Family Guy," whose line of moral decency went out the window long ago, Peter Griffin now lacks any real good nature. Everything he does is for blatantly selfish reasons, and he generally makes no effort to even pretend he cares about his children. We're not saying he's unfunny, he's just a horrible father, husband and all-around person.
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Vic Mackey spent his seven seasons of "The Shield" towing the line between cop and criminal, and for that he wound up paying the ultimate price. The family that he believed in his own twisted mind that he was doing this all for wound up resenting him, eventually deciding that witness relocation was a much better option than having such a horrible human being in their lives. He may not have been the worst father in the world where good intentions are concerned, but those intentions constantly put them in danger whether he wanted to believe it or not, and for that no one in their right mind could even consider him a decent dad.
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There was a point in the series where Michael Bluth wouldn't have even been considered as one of the dad's on this list. But now that Season 4 has come and gone, we've seen his true colors. Much like Vic Mackey his intentions seemed pure, but his execution was anything but. Nothing illustrated this more than when we last saw him, having been punched in the face by his own son George Michael for attempting to steal his girlfriend away from him for no reason other than selfishness. It's going to be a long, hard road for him to not only gain his son's trust back, but ours as well.
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You know that dad who just buys his kids whatever they want and thinks it's an acceptable substitute for love and affection? That's Walter White in a nutshell. While he initially only got into the business of cooking meth as a means to make ends meet for his family, hubris slowly and tragically got in his way. By the end, he started to believe money, power and respect were more important than family, as well as anything else for that matter. In the end, he found out just how wrong he was when his own family turned against him when he needed them most. No amount of cars was going to change that, no matter how funny the parody.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Even someone you may have considered to be the most genuine father figure on TV could turn out to be a...well, we all know what happened at this point. While the character of Dr. Huxtable most likely didn't end up a disgraced comedian accused of roofying just about every women he came in contact with over the last 50 years, it pretty much felt that way. Perhaps comparing our actual fathers to the impossible standards of TV dads good or bad isn't all that wise or important in the first place. This last entry couldn't be more telling of that. Just be happy with the one you have and if you're lucky enough to still have them around, do something special for them on the one day it'll mean the world to them.
Arianny Celeste hasn't done a shoot with Playboy since being on the cover in 2010, but that's all about to change. The UFC ring girl sports some serious underboob as she guides us through her latest lacy endeavor with Playboy on a beach of diamonds. That's one small, shiny Arianny Celeste for man, and one giant, sexy step for mankind.
It seems these days the NFL is more about cheating scandals and murders than it is about football, so La'el Collins wanted to take the attention off that a bit by hiring an escort to give him oral sex and toss his salad, and then failing to pay the bill.
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An escort, who goes by the name Throatzilla because of talents like this, called out Cowboys' Collins on Twitter for not handing over the cash for her services. Throatzilla, or Ms. Zilla, blasted Collins so much that eventually her Twitter account was suspended, which led her to release a statement:
"I'm an escort & lael Collins hired me to eat his a** & give him head last Sunday but when it came to pay, he said he meant he would take me out to eat. After us arguing for 20 minutes he agreed to pay me on Thursday. So when Thursday came, he made me delete his number & all of our text messages, but I requested them from Sprint he has now changed his number but I blasted him on Twitter & him & his agent got my Twitter deleted."
But the memories will live on in his and Throatzilla's heart. Below is the alleged convo between the two.
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Looks like Jerry Jones is literally tossing a salad. Check out some tweets that Throatzilla posted after it all went down.
Man's best friend he was not as a man has been accused of having sex with his wife's dog out of jealously.
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Jonathan Medley from Alabama was arrested and charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty after having sex with his wife's Shih Tzu, named Buster. Poor Buster.
Geneva Police Capt. Ricky Morgan told The Eagle "He was mad at his wife because she paid more attention to the dog than him so he had sex with the dog. (His wife) actually thought he was having an affair with another woman and hid a recording device. She learned he was in fact molesting the dog."
I'm going to assume Medley's wife really wished it was a woman he was having an affair with and not the dog.
Buster was injured and treated at a vet, but Morgan says the injuries may eventually lead to Buster being euthanized.
Medley was arrested and booked on only $535 cash bail, and was only charged with a misdemeanor because there is no bestiality law in Alabama. So now it seems everyone in Alabama can hook up with animals whenever they please, but it's Alabama so it's not that crazy.
Having friends is nice. Having a friend that you're into who will never look past the friendship bracelet she made you that one time in art class is simply a tragedy. Check out all the rough instances below when a guy was given a lifetime ticket to the friend zone.
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