Pointless Things To Try On An Elevator

July 22, 2015, 12:36 am

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The small amount of time you spend in an elevator with people you don't know is one of the most awkward things you can do. So instead of just standing there quietly pretending to text someone so the awkwardness somehow disappears, try some of the pointless things below in order to make the elevator ride a bit more memorable.






























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All Of These Photos Will Give You Nightmares

July 22, 2015, 1:20 am

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Horror movies nowadays aren't doing their job of scaring us, and if they happen to scare us a tad then the four sequels that follow will be awful enough to make us forget about the first one. That said, the photos below will scare you enough to keep you up at night.


The entire "Teletubbies" era was terrifying. Don't get me started on that sun baby.


Always make sure to hire a clown that looks like a serial killer.


That's what you get for not looking at photos on your phone like a normal person.


"Join us...retire with us."


They do have beer...it's a risk worth taking.


I wasn't hungry anyway.


I'm just upset she stole my dance moves.


Is this why women take so long to get ready?


A PSA against having children.


A PSA against having children part two.


Just stalking my crush, no big deal.


This is why you need a home inspection before purchasing it.


Poor doll is in serious need of a spa day and facial.


These kids are revolting against picture day.


Maybe they know of a hotel nearby.


Not a lot of people attended my cult party.


This is what happens to patients after they see their hospital bill.


The majority of things bought at garage sales are haunted and will murder your family.


So humiliating when a mannequin laughs at my outfit.


The scary thing is this is what Hulk Hogan is doing now.

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Baller Retirement Communities For Youthful Old Men

July 22, 2015, 1:59 am

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We're all young at heart, but eventually we all qualify for the AARP discount as our pants begin to sag lower than what's considered hip. As youthful young men on the verge of becoming youthful old men, consider some of the best, most baller retirement communities available to such a strapping lad such as yourself. Coated in adventure and sometimes offering wild times, some of these places might be the perfect spots for an old timer to settle down while having some fun before it's too many hip surgeries too late, but always, always with the option to sip prune juice quietly alone in the tub to reruns of "Mash."

Palm Springs, CA

Average Cost of a Home: $298K
If you're looking to keep the party going on into your retirement, what better place than Palm Springs? The cost of living is relatively low to Los Angeles, and you're a short drive away. The weather is warm, the sun more frequent and all the girls of L.A. go there to "unwind" and put on their half-naked pre-Coachella soirees. For the California sunshine lover who wants to "unwind" by turning up the margarita machine, Palm Springs is the best southern California spot on the map. San Clemente is a great spot as well, half the distance from L.A. to San Diego along the Pacific coast, right on the water in a quiet community. This could run you a pretty penny though. Hey, you only live once, so they say. Or is that golf? You only golf once. You can do that in Palm Springs all damn day.

Cape Coral, FL

Average Cost of a Home: $182K
Flowers and palm trees and morning rain and shuffleboard, so wait, who doesn't love Florida? With low crime rates and affordable housing in a below average cost of living, Cape Coral is that stereotypical Florida vacation you've been pining for all these years. A continuous winner of places to don Tommy Bahama button-ups, to never again wear pants and get to sip on Tom Collins drinks while your wife learns to hula, Cape Coral is a safe bet on happiness. And also Port Charlotte is even more affordable - average cost of a home around $147K - if you're more interested in spending money on living instead of where you sleep. Cape Coral is only going up in the market though, so get on it while the getting is good.

Charleston, SC

Average Cost of a Home: $240K
If you're thinking east coast, the Carolinas are not only beautiful but some of the best affordable retirement spots along the Atlantic. It's warm, close to the water and a thriving, fun place to be without too much of the noise and crime like most cities. A great place to get outside most days of the year, especially for biking, walking and swimming, Charleston is one of those highly underrated communities in general. Clemson, too, has a lot of the same perks but at about half the price. It is a college town, which tends to keep old men horny and feeling young, but also possibly annoyed and sick of those youngsters and their electronic music. But with a surprisingly low crime rate, it's kind of a steal. And Beaufort is known for being one of the most relaxing spots along the east coast.

Brevard, NC

Average Cost of a Home: $194K
Another Carolina gem lands on the north end, and this one has a lot of the same greatness in terms of affordability, safe living and the great outdoors, but Brevard takes on the greatness of another kind of Mother Nature in its backwoods, lakes and waterfalls. Might be just the spot to pack up the cooler with some cold ones and take the fishing rod out for the day. A quiet, scenic little area with lots of great places to walk, you'd find it hard to stay inside on a nice day in Brevard.
A short drive to Asheville, another great part of North Carolina, Brevard can give you the less beaten path next to small city life. There's also a sliding rock waterfall, so if you want to have fun and possibly go out in style, you can split your hip on some rocks on the way out. The Carolinas definitely has its great options. We could probably do a bit on the best places to be using this area alone!

Colorado Springs, CO

Average Cost of a Home: $225K
A bit of a bigger retirement town, Colorado Springs has no trouble giving you something to look at around every turn. If you're the adventurous, outdoorsy type - maybe you're looking for a recreational side job to keep you outside and active - this area is just fine for keeping you on the move. If your orthotics are only getting thicker and your back a bit weaker, beware the rough terrain. But for every adventurous mountaineer with a little extra cash in his pension, Colorado Springs might be just right for a morning hike or afternoon ride. Just be careful of the rocks and cold winters so you don't "127 Hours" yourself.

Great Falls, MT

Average Cost of a Home: $172K
A scenic monument with lower than average cost of living in a high doctor per capita region not far from some of the most beautiful national parks? Sounds like a slam dunk to us. Great Falls may have its cold winters, but clean air along the Missouri River and a reasonably sized crowd of 60 thousand folk spread out makes this area of Montana a pretty comfortable place to kick up your boots. In the meantime, you're bumping state lines with other great beauties worth visiting like Washington, Oregon and Wyoming, which houses beautiful Yellowstone. All of these northwestern spots would be great places to settle down while you're still into looking around with Mother Nature.

Surprise, AZ

Average Cost of a Home: $198K
That's exactly what a suggestion to live in Arizona is, a surprise. But, of the Phoenix area, there is no better, quieter or more comfortable place of desert serenity than Surprise. Most websites will tell you to go to Tucson, but I've lived in Arizona and there's nothing great about a boring desert hellhole that close to the border for the older generation. Surprise, however, is a quiet, secluded perma-vacation community set just a short drive - about 40 minutes - from the downtown Phoenix area, so you can have your sand and eat it, too, or something. Prescott too, is a quiet, beautiful Arizona town with its row of whiskey bars, cute cafes and pet friendly downtown activity. And if you're tired of harsh winters, Flagstaff offers sunshine nearly 80 percent of its days, though never going above 90 degrees more than a few days each year.

Redding, CA

Average Cost of a Home: $226K
For the California lovers who appreciate their solitude and crisp, cool mornings, the NorCal scene might be more up your alley. Redding, as well as Fresno, are great places in short distances to some monumental national parks, such as Yosemite, Mendocino and Shasta-Trinity. A reasonable drive to Big Sur, Sacramento and San Francisco these northern California spots are the inexpensive inland area that keeps cash in your pocket, scenery on the eyes and a road trip begging to happen any moment you feel the need.

If you're an unhealthy fellow, we'll be honest that Fresno doesn't rank high for healthcare amongst retirement communities, but then again, the great outdoors is the best medicine anyway. But Redding is set close to the coast and not all that far from the great Oregon outdoors. Retirement doesn't necessarily mean sitting down until you move on from the world, so take advantage of your free time, snap some pictures and scare a bear.

Salt Lake City, UT

Average Cost of a Home: $226K
Aside from a bit of crime, Salt Lake City ranks as one of our favorites for baller retirement communities. With great weather, a solid economy and an abundance of good healthcare in the area, this Sundance spot houses folks at just below the average national price in a city setting while giving them crisp air and lots to do inside beautiful Utah. That's sort of a rare combination there. The area is great for biking, walking and overall change of scenery. And St. George, Utah is great if you're specifically looking for a relaxing retirement resort. Ogden, as well, has a lot of the same perks with a much lower cost of living, too, but most likely not as lively a crowd.

San Angelo, TX

Average Cost of a Home: $100K
With two years running in a row as one of the best communities to retire in - according to Forbes - and a short, three-hour cruise from Austin, San Angelo is an incredibly affordable, cool little Texas town. With house prices running a low bar, yet low crime and unemployment rates as well, San Angelo is great if you're looking to retire and not spend all your money.
Austin, itself, was rated a great retirement place a couple years back, but its affordability is growing less easy to find as it continues to flourish. However, knowing you're a short distance to the city and all its excitement - think Austin City Limits, SXSW and college bars - is good peace of mind for folks in San Angelo.

The area was considered one of the most affordable retirement communities where you could live off social security alone in 2014, according to US News. So that will keep some money in those trousers while they slide off your ass. Might be time to get yourself some of those handy suspenders after all!

 

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Check Out This Perfect Supercut Of Awful Special Effects In Movies

July 22, 2015, 2:33 am

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As technology continues to get better and better, so do the special effects in movies. And while we have all seen incredible special effects in movies, we have also seen awful effects. Check out the supercut below to see incredibly awful special effects.


I need to see "Birdemic," and I need to see it now.

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10 Reasons To Stay Away From The Beach

July 22, 2015, 3:50 am

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It's summertime, and you probably want to get the hell away from your sweltering apartment or not very sexy office and take your ass to the beach, where you can cool off in the surf and ogle babes until you pass out. But guess what? The beach isn't a good place. In fact, it's a bad place. In this article, we'll give you ten incredibly awful things that happened there to convince you that it's safer to stay home.

Unexplained Explosions

Typically, unless you're filming a movie, the beach is a low explosion zone. That's what makes stories like this one all the more terrifying. At Rhode Island's Salty Brine Beach, a huge underground explosion shattered the peace of a Saturday afternoon, sending a woman named Kathleen Danise flying through the air and into a jetty. The beach was evacuated and crews brought in to investigate the source of the explosion, but it's still a complete mystery. An electrical line was pulled up from beneath the sand, but officials state that it had nothing to do with the blast. Salty Brine Beach has been re-opened, but I'd stay away if I were you. (Photo Credit: Susan Campbell/WPRI)

Jellyfish Plagues

Human beings weren't made to go into the ocean. If we were, we'd have gills and flippers. But year after year, hordes of people flock to the vast inhospitable expanse of salt water and try to have fun in it. Sometimes, Mother Nature decides to teach them a lesson. In 2014, Florida beaches were swept with a plague of jellyfish attacks, as Daytona and New Smyrna both reported literally hundreds of people who got stung. Jellyfish migration is unpredictable, and they come in huge numbers. Although their stings aren't typically fatal, they can be incredibly painful and cause unpleasant rashes - perfect for your new beach bod. (Photo Credit: Andrew Braithwaite via Flickr CC)

Sand Drowning

Although people panic about sharks when they go to the beach, the honest truth is that there are things way more dangerous... like sand. A recent study revealed that more people are killed when sand holes collapse on them than in shark attacks. Take the story of Matthew Garuder. The recent high school graduate was tossing a football around with friends on a Rhode Island beach in 2001. He went deep for a pass and fell into an 8 foot deep hole that had been dug earlier in the day, and when people tried to pull him out they inadvertently collapsed the edges, suffocating him. Sand: the real silent killer. (Photo Credit: Stuart Jones via Flickr CC)

Lightning Storms

Typically the beaches of southern California are climate oases, with clear skies and light winds making them perfect for hordes of people enjoying the sun and sand. But as man-made climate change continues to reshape the planet we live on, that could be changing. A freak storm over Venice Beach in 2014 saw one man killed when four bolts of lightning struck the ocean at 2:30 in the afternoon. The beachgoers could not be evacuated in time, and many felt their hair stand on end from the charge in the air. The California drought has intensified the conditions that cause these storms, so expect more in the future. (Photo Credit: James Insogna via Flickr CC)

Beach Apples

If you're hanging out on a Caribbean beach and you find a cute little apple on the ground, think twice before you eat it. The Manchineel, also known as the "beach apple," is considered by some to be the most toxic tree in the world. The fruits, which look like green crabapples, have a seductively sweet smell that lures people into snacking on them, confident that they're not poisonous. Unfortunately, the fruit is overflowing with horrible substances that cause internal bleeding, vomiting and a host of other symptoms. The entire tree is dangerous - the sap is so virulent that it can peel the paint off of cars. Photo Credit: (Jason Hollinger via Flickr CC)

Syringe Tides

The ocean is huge, and like any other huge thing, humans like to dump their trash into it. Sure, we say we don't, but you'd be amazed at the amount of waste that goes into the water every year. Sometimes, though, that stuff comes back to haunt us. One of the most notable occurrences of the ocean rejecting our pollution came with the "syringe tide" of 1977, when New York area beaches started to become inundated with medical waste, including used needles. This was during a heat wave, so Gothamites were notably pissed that all of their beaches were closed while public health officials tested the syringes for hepatitis and AIDS, both of which can survive for several days in the ocean. (Photo Credit: Ria Tan via Flickr CC)

Shore Breaks

The ocean can mess you up in dozens of ways, from massive tsunamis to devastating undertows. But one kind of deadly wave comes completely without warning. They're called shore breaks. Typically, ocean waves hit a sandbar further out and lose some of their momentum, or break. But when beach sand gets replenished (to make it aesthetically nicer), it can remove those essential sandbars. Without them, waves hit at full force very close to shore, which has been known to flip people off of their feet, capsize surfboards, and cause vicious spinal injury and even death. (Photo Credit: The Hamster Factor via Flickr CC)

Algal Blooms

We're all worried about the big animals out there in the ocean like sharks, but the little ones can be just as awful. Marine algae is one of the keystones of the food chain, but as larger fish and other marine animals die off, it reproduces unchecked. The resultant phenomenon is called an "algal bloom," and if it happens too close to shore it can turn ordinary beaches into rainbow-colored hellholes. A 2012 bloom at Australia's Bondi Beach turned all of the water so red that people thought a group of sharks had feasted there. You need to stay out of the water during a bloom, as many algae produce toxins that are harmful to humans. (Photo Credit: Eutrophication/Hypoxia via Flickr CC)

Stingrays

Many of the ocean's most dangerous creatures don't want anything to do with humans - they just want us to stay out of their home. Very few people are ever intentionally attacked by a stingray, but injuries from the unusual fish happen all the time. The reason? Rays hide out in soft, loose sand in shallow water to hide from predators. But when the human foot disturbs them by stepping on them, they lash out with their pointed tail in self-defense. That tail holds a seriously powerful toxin that makes your blood vessels constrict, causing an agonizing, throbbing pain that lasts for hours. (Photo Credit: Jeff Kraus via Flickr CC)

Serial Killers

New Yorkers know that the beaches of Long Island are glorious respites from the crowded city. But if you step out around Gilgo Beach, you're taking your life into your own hands. The Gilgo Beach Killer, as the press has dubbed him, is one of the state's most prolific and successful serial killers. He's claimed the lives of as many as 17 different women over the last twenty years. Police have absolutely no leads as to the identity of the sicko, who finds his victims on Craigslist, strangles them, and then dumps their bodies in burlap sacks on the beaches on Long Island's south coast. He's still out there. (Photo Credit: Investigating Crimes).

 

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This Kid's Amazing Pool Tricks Are A Reminder That You Have No Talents

July 22, 2015, 5:22 am

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I'm not a prodigy nor do I have a gift (unless spending an unhealthy amount of consecutive hours on Netflix is a gift), but the kid below was probably born with a cue stick in hand because his tricks are ridiculous.


Look at his gloves. This kid is going to be drowning in ass.

This is the opposite of skill: Golfer Kills Seagull With His Crappy Tee Shot

 

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Lack Of Cheeseburgers Gets McDonald's Employee Slapped By Unruly Customer

July 22, 2015, 5:42 am

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People sure do love their McDonald's double cheeseburgers, but probably not as much as the drunk idiot below who decided to attack an employee after learning the restaurant had run out of them.


Although, eating anything from McDonald's does make you feel like you're getting slapped in the face repeatedly, so maybe this guy was just returning the favor.

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Ottawa, Canada Is The Best City For Infidelity

July 22, 2015, 6:42 am

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As Ashley Madison customers continue to rock back and forth filled with nervousness that their information will be revealed, there is one city where people may be the most nervous: Ottawa, Canada.


Recently, hackers threatened to reveal credit card information, sexual fantasies, nude photos and the real names of all the Ashley Madison customers: about 37 million of them. And Ottawa, the capital of Canada, has quite a bit of users -- 20 percent of its residents are subscribed to the controversial website.

Ottawa has a population of about 883,000, and 189,810 of them are happily using Ashley Madison in hopes of finding someone to have an affair with because quietly and secretly hating your partner but not doing anything about it is so last year, apparently. Those numbers alone possibly give Ottawa the honor of having the highest number of users globally per capita.

The hackers have threatened to leak all the customers' information, customers they refer to as "cheating dirtbags," if the website isn't shutdown. The website believes it is an inside job, possibly done by someone formerly connected to the company. So perhaps it's a disgruntled former employee who has suddenly reached some moral high ground.

The mayor's office in Ottawa did not comment on this bit of information, possibly because he is on the website as well.

In summary, if you're looking to have an affair because you made the mistake of getting married, just know that Ottawa is filled with eager cheaters as well.

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Nasty Racist Woman Verbally Bashes Parking Garage Employee

July 22, 2015, 7:32 am

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The good thing about smartphones and technology is that everything nowadays is caught on film, including the awful woman below who decided to spew racist comments at some poor employee trying to do their job.


Aside from all the disgusting trash that came out of this lady's mouth, she also convinced herself that she could intimidate someone while wearing a floral sweater. I wonder if she got this upset when they didn't want to accept her expired Kohl's cash for that?

More crazy tirades: Vulgar Woman Gets Kicked Off Plane

 

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Somebody Made Jeans That Will Make Your Farts Smell Good

July 22, 2015, 8:30 am

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Phew. For a second there, I had no idea what to get my old man for his birthday.

According to BroBible, a British company that realizes the average human being farts at least 15 times a day is banking that at least some of them are going to stink something awful, and that's why they have created jeans, pajama pants and underwear that is designed to absorb "all flatulence odors."



Shreddies says their garments feature an "activated carbon lining that traps and neutralizes the stank from farts, and that same carbon lining can be reactivated if the clothing is washed properly. They even offer advice on how to sit or stand properly while ripping ass to get the most out of their products.

As far as containing the noise from your farts? Well, you're on your own there. But the good news is that the good folks at Shreddies offer fart odor-killing clothing for both guys and girls.

However, you might want to tell your girlfriend you got her new jeans at the mall instead of a British fart pants factory if you want to keep your relationship intact.

And yes, ladies, your farts smell way worse than ours: 12 Very Interesting Facts About Farts

 

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Watch This Sousaphone Player Troll a Group of KKK Marchers

July 22, 2015, 9:16 am

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This might be the only video you'll ever see that features more sousaphone players than college degrees.

According to Death and Taxes, sousaphone player Matt Buck recently trolled a group of KKK marchers as they made their way down the streets of Columbia toward the South Caroline State House for a rally in support of the Confederate flag.

And as you might have guessed, it was beyond hysterical.


It must be hard to feel more stupid than you feel when you're part of a KKK rally, but the music barking from that sousaphone was perfect, and it just might have done the trick.

It doesn't get more redneck than marching toward a KKK rally, but sewing your newborn baby to your wedding dress is pretty damn close: The 10 Most Redneck Things That Ever Happened

 

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This Curvy Model Has Been Banned From Instagram Three Times For Shaking Her Butt

July 22, 2015, 10:10 am

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All Taisha Marie wants to do is post various videos of herself shaking her butt and showcasing her many talents -- like bopping her ass to the beat of a song. However, Instagram has continually crushed her dreams as they have banned her multiple times.

A photo posted by Taisha Marie✨ (@taishasworld) on Jul 14, 2015 at 7:32pm PDT

Taisha, who currently has over 2 and a half million followers on Instagram, knows she is one hot gal, and so she has made it her mission to share her goods with the rest of the world. Instagram just isn't having it. And yet, like a tenacious fighter, Taisha keeps getting right back up and showcasing her glorious gifts. Check out some of the best of Taisha before the man brings her down again.

Practicing.

A video posted by Taisha Marie✨ (@taishasworld) on Jul 17, 2015 at 2:57pm PDT

A video posted by Taisha Marie✨ (@taishasworld) on Jul 12, 2015 at 1:48pm PDT

Good morning ✨

A video posted by Taisha Marie✨ (@taishasworld) on Jul 14, 2015 at 8:20am PDT

Let's all give it up for Taisha, who won't stop fighting for her right to spread joy.

A photo posted by Taisha Marie✨ (@taishasworld) on Jul 13, 2015 at 5:04pm PDT

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Florida Man Upset With Extra Fare Head-Butts Bus And Knocks Himself Out

July 22, 2015, 10:41 am

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Odds are this wasn't the guy's first poor life decision.

According to WTSP, some idiot in Winter Haven who didn't want to pay an extra two dollars in bus fare over the weekend decided to head-butt the bus instead and knocked himself out in the process.

The man exited the bus at one terminal Saturday morning, but several minutes later, he changed his mind and wanted back on. The driver told him he would have to pay an extra two bucks, and that chapped the guy's ass something fierce. You know, the kind of fierce where you walk away for several minutes and then come back to head-butt the bus and shatter the glass.

Thankfully, security cameras captured everything.



We are by no means math majors, but this clown's medical bills and/or fines are most likely going to be more than two bucks.

Winter Haven police are still looking for the man, who is described as "about 5-foot-9 with a slim build and wearing glasses" who was wearing "slip-on shoes with socks, dark green or gray shorts and a T-shirt with the graphic 'Ounces 40' on the front."

And without seeing the incident in person, that is exactly the t-shirt I would have expected a guy who knocks himself out from head-butting a bus to be wearing.

Here is another example of the machine getting the last laugh: Here's a Wannabe Carjacker Getting Hit in the Face by a Brick He Threw at a Car

 

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10 Beautiful Redheads That Will Make Redheads Your New 'Thing'

July 22, 2015, 8:29 pm

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Everyone's always talking busty blonde this and sexy brunette that, but where is the love for the fiery redheads among us? With no further hesitation, may we present some of the beautiful redheads that will make redheads your new thing, at least until you start fantasizing about something else.

Bryce Dallas Howard

Both the daughter of "Arrest Development" narrator, Ron Howard, and the star of summer's biggest blockbuster sequel, "Jurassic World," Bryce Dallas Howard is her name, and her career is getting big, like dinosaur big.

Elizabeth Marxs

A recent Cybergirl of the Year, Elizabeth Marxs has teased us on more than one occasion, and she's about to do it again right...now.

Laura Prepon

One of the sexiest stars of hot summer TV, Laura Prepon is rocking some dark locks on "Orange Is the New Black" rather than her red strands from her days on "That '70s Show." Apparently, black is the new orange. Nailed it!

Amy Adams

If you missed our 2015 Comic-Con recap, you might've missed a look at the modern Lois Lane from the upcoming "Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice" panel and trailer. Either way, Amy Adams has been and will continue to be one of our favorite redheaded actresses.

Lucy Collett

If you're both a boob man and a redhead man, you're in luck with Lucy Collett. Ever since her boobs sucked us right in, we've been hooked on one of Zoo Today's most talented and voluptuous girls.

Kate Mara

The sexiest thing on "House of Cards" for a hot minute was none other than Kate Mara, but we also remember our first TV threesome experiences. Either way, Kevin Spacey didn't have to push her in front of that oncoming train.

Leanna Decker

Leanna Decker has strutted her stuff for Playboy before, and she's not afraid to do it again. She's not just another redhead; she's a master of the sexy selfie.

Susan Coffey

How about some Coffey with your coffee? Even though she's from New Jersey - that's one of those places you needn't visit - we won't hold it against her. Susan Coffey is hotter than any cup of coffee we've had. Don't you forget it!

Cintia Dicker

We can't but share this ravishing redhead. Cintia Dicker is perfect in every conceivably red hot redheaded way. If she's not red enough for you, try watching her crushing red grapes with her sexy bod.

Christina Hendricks

"Mad Men" might be done, but Christina Hendricks is just getting started. Recently, she pulled down a much-deserved Emmy nomination for her supporting role as Joan Harris. Here's hoping this redhead and those red lips don't go far. She's easily the curviest redhead that comes to mind.

Ellis Cooper

She's stripped for us. She's been on our Sexy Girls of Instagram for us. She's done everything we could ask for. Dammit, what more could you want from Ellis Cooper?

Cassidy Freeman

For those of you who enjoyed Comic-Con's Superman plug, we hope you know Cassidy Freeman was part of the Man of Steel's history as one of the sexiest redheads on CW's "Smallville" back in the day. Lex Luthor almost had her beat, then he went bald. Close one, Michael Rosenbaum.

 

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July 23, 2015, 12:12 am

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Watch What Happens When Military Men And Women Return Home To Their Cats

July 23, 2015, 1:51 am

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Military men and women who own dogs can expect their dogs to go insane with emotion when they return back home from tour. But for those who own cats, well...they can expect a different kind of welcoming. Take a look below at how excited these cats were to see their pals again.







True friends.

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The Richest Porn Stars

July 23, 2015, 2:18 am

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Regardless of your opinion of the men and women who are porn stars for a living, you can't deny that these folks work hard for the money. And it is made evident when you learn how much they make to moan at the top of their lungs and give you some pleasure for a few minutes while your partner is asleep. Here are some of the richest performers in the adult entertainment industry.

Tori Black

Net Worth - $1 million

Sunny Leone

Net Worth - $1.5 million

Audrey Bitoni

Net Worth - $1.6 million

Jayden James

Net Worth - $1.7 million

Belladonna

Net Worth - $1.9 million

Sasha Grey

Net Worth - $2.5 million

Gianna Michaels

Net Worth - $4 million

Evan Seinfeld

Net Worth - $5 million

Jenna Haze

Net Worth - $6 million

Lexington Steele

Net Worth - $6.2 million

Katie Morgan

Net Worth - $6.4 million

Bree Olsen

Net Worth - $7 million

Traci Lords

Net Worth - $7.2 million

Ron Jeremy

Net Worth - $7.5 million

Maria Takagi

Net Worth - $8 million

Jesse Jane

Net Worth - $8 million

Jenna Jameson

Net Worth - $10 million

Peter North

Net Worth - $11 million

Tera Patrick

Net Worth - $15 million

Feel free to Google away now, folks.

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FAQ Guys Have About Girls With Butt Implants

July 23, 2015, 2:33 am

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An average man these days spends nearly 9.2 hours every week staring at or daydreaming about big beautiful butts. That is an impressive amount of time. True, the statistic is completely fabricated, but it might be real. Curvy asses are everywhere now. Men can't help but stare...and eventually wonder if thing is real or fake. Booties are the boobs of the '90s and it is any one's guess as to who has implants and who doesn't. Does it really matter though? If you haven't yet experienced a "fake butt" or are thinking about splurging for your lady, you've got some questions and we have the answers.

What does it feel like to touch?

This is the most important question. We know they look great, but do they just feel like an overinflated yoga ball? Well, initially after the surgery the apple bottom is hard as rocks but gets suppler everyday. As each day passes, it feels like a worked out muscle but still a bit firm.

What does it feel like to sit on?

This is a curiosity question that begs for an answer. If it feels like an old stadium bench it ain't going to be popular. Luckily, it's reported that ladies grow accustomed to it. And those who have had "bony butts" say it feels good to sit on like a built in cushion.

How long do they last?

This is the best part because the harder silicone doesn't have the potential to leak like some breast implants. If done properly and the body tolerates the silicone plastic, the implants will not need to be replaced or removed. Your lady will have a great big firm butt while she's walking around the pool at the old folks home.

Do they stay in place during "rough" activity?

We know what you mean and yes they do. Though some weightlifters and extreme exercise individuals have said they will move. Butt implants usually shift from something traumatic like falling a lot after snowboarding and a very small percentage say they've experienced flipping of the implant.

What is the size butts come in?

Really, your question is, how big can it get? The implants are measured in cubic centimeters and they range from 190 cc to 700 cc. The size is determined by the doctor and is based on the body size, butt size, and desired size. A common request is for 300cc-ish round implants. Consider this the 34 D of implants. The ladies that choose 500 - 700 ccs are seriously packing their trunk. Smaller framed girls really don't have this option because the implants will become visible.

Are there different shapes you can get?

Hell yes there are! The shapes are usually round or some variation of oval and there are some custom sizes that can be made.

How long is recovery?

In the first week there is not much motion (day two and three are the worst) and most require oxycodone. Patients complain about sleeping or lounging on their stomachs and not much moving for about two weeks. Though, they can shower and use the bathroom themselves. In about 30 days functioning returns to normal with less visible scars, more mobility, and general activity (including some gentle sex stuff). At three months they are still a bit firm and there will be scar tissue. By six months the implants look firm, giggle, and appear like god is very generous.

How much does it cost?

Fake butts look great, but so do McLarens. If you're springing for a new butt for your girl, there's a cost to consider. The range for implants typically varies from $6000 - $14000. The average rate for some notable doctors is a quote of about $9500.

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Car Problems

July 23, 2015, 2:50 am

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost...oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.


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The Best Internet Burns And Comebacks To Shut People Down

July 23, 2015, 3:20 am

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Burns and comebacks totally build character (probably). It is how our founding fathers got stuff done (most likely). Check out the best internet and social media burns and comebacks below, and see if you're as witty as these folks.

































And of course, the classic grammar Nazi.



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