The Average British Woman's Bra Size Has Increased From 34B To 36D In The Last 10 Years

August 11, 2015, 3:15 am

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Here's a bit of news that will make everyone happy, especially those English lads.

#mycalvins ❤️

A photo posted by Sam Faiers (@samanthafaiers1) on Jul 7, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT

In the last ten years, the average British woman's bra size has gone from 34B to 36D. I can't find anything negative about that bit of news at all. Experts say that diet as well as surgery are some reasons why women have become bustier.

Let's all celebrate this growing trend by looking at some pictures of 24-year-old English model Sam Faiers. Yes. That's a really good idea.

On a recent holiday with my ❤️... Happy & healthy is the most important thing , well to me anyway ☀️☺️ #smile

A photo posted by Sam Faiers (@samanthafaiers1) on Jul 13, 2015 at 1:59pm PDT

From a recent shoot in today's daily star Sunday 👙😉

A photo posted by Sam Faiers (@samanthafaiers1) on May 3, 2015 at 5:02am PDT

I'm in Cannes like 💁🏼 haaaay 😉

A photo posted by Sam Faiers (@samanthafaiers1) on Jul 6, 2015 at 5:19am PDT

On a recent shoot in LA for @proteinworld 👙😎

A photo posted by Sam Faiers (@samanthafaiers1) on Apr 25, 2015 at 12:54am PDT

As you do.. Chainmail see through top, lashes, extreme pose 😝😉 this is how us women sunbathe guys.. Didn't u know?

A photo posted by Sam Faiers (@samanthafaiers1) on Jun 15, 2015 at 3:19am PDT

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These Drivers Are So Bad It Seems Physically Impossible

August 11, 2015, 3:50 am

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There is bad driving, and then there is driving that defies the very laws of nature. We're not quite sure how someone gets to be this horrible at it, but it does happen. We have the evidence to prove it, too, in the form of a sizeable gallery of cars winding up in such compromising positions, your very concept of reality will be brought into question. Not only that, but you will likely be very scared to take to the highway ever again knowing these people are out there among us.


Think I'll take the stairs.


On second thought ...


You said just park anywhere in the structure, right?


That bridge came outta nowhere, man.


We'll let Lloyd Christmas field this one.


"Dumb & Dumber" quotes all around!


Anyone have a rope ladder? And a change of pants?


We've heard of tunnel vision, but this is ridiculous.


Still, the dive itself earned mostly 9s and 9.5s.


Maybe not the best explanation, but we'll take it.


We were promised rooftop parking, so rooftop parking we shall have.


On second thought, we'll just park in the back.


They promised a free gangway with my purchase of a houseboat. This is not what I had in mind.


So you're saying this is or isn't a two-hour parking zone?


Safe to assume this driver was tanked?


What do you think you are, a Canyonero?


You lost us at the second Honda. On the plus side, they seem to be enjoying the sunset together.


Hover car?


Flying car?


We have no idea on this one.


T-boned 2.0


Irony 2.0


Hang tight!


Or is it hang loose?


Witches these days, amirite?

 

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Kim Kardashian Posts Naked Pregnant Selfie

August 11, 2015, 4:04 am

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Yesterday Kim Kardashian celebrated 42 million Instagram followers by posting a hot picture of herself, and today she's showing her pregnant side by posting a photo of herself completely nude.

First they say I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it...SMH! Some days I'm photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I've just eaten & I look bigger. It's all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone's body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I've learned to love my body at every stage! I'm going to get even bigger & that's beautiful too! I'm blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don't have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I'm grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don't affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting 😜

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Aug 11, 2015 at 7:59am PDT

Kim added a fairly lengthy caption about her body, rumors, and important things like notifying everyone that there is no filter or Photoshop.

 

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Mom And Grandma Arrested For Using Heroin With Baby In Backseat Of Car

August 11, 2015, 5:20 am

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The most disturbing part of the story? This woman procreated:


According to WTTG, a western Pennsylvania Child and Youth Services worker called police last week after witnessing a 23-year-old New Jersey woman injecting her 43-year-old mother with heroin while a baby girl with a soiled diaper looked on from the backseat of their car that was parked next to the pumps at a Greensburg Sheetz gas station.

Courtney Jording and her mother Karen Gillespie were both arrested and charged with "several drug counts, criminal conspiracy, and endangering the welfare of child" after police searched their vehicle and found "41 stamp bags of heroin, 16 empty bags, four syringes, and two spoons."

What they didn't find was a fresh diaper for the poor baby girl who was sitting in an unsecured car seat with a wet diaper looking on while her mommy injected her grandmother with a shot of brown sugar.

She is now in the custody of her other grandparents, ones who apparently don't shoot each other up with dope and can afford diapers and potentially years of therapy.

Here's what a person who tries to eat crack in front of police officers looks like: This Woman Tried To Eat Crack Cocaine While Being Arrested Because You Shouldn't Let Things Go To Waste

 

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The Most Ridiculous News Headline From Each State

August 11, 2015, 5:40 am

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Headlines are insanely important. But a headline is nothing without a completely ridiculous story to inspire it. For your amusement (and so you would never have to do it on your own), we spent many, many hours on the Internet going through all sorts of Google searches -- and spending way to much time on HuffPo's weird news section -- to find you the absolutely most ridiculous headline we could find from each state. Here's what we came up with, in alphabetical order.

Alabama

Carnival worker arrested after butt dialing his friend while having 'sex with his dog' and recording the act

Alaska

Alaska man with eyeball tattoo pleads guilty to attempted murder, says 'beautiful face' led to crime

Arizona

Arizona man arrested after shooting at the moon, high on marijuana

Arkansas

Arkansas Woman Steals $144 of Eye Makeup, Wears It All At Same Time

California

Woman gives birth, fights off bees, starts wildfire in Northern California

Colorado

Aspen Man Hires Stuffed Owl As His Defense Attorney

Connecticut

Man Arrested for Alleged Aggressive Mopping

Delaware

Cops: Man, 22, Threw Semen on Walmart Shopper

Florida

Orlando gun range allows customers to shoot at each other

Georgia

Georgia Man Accidentally Texts Probation Officer for Weed

Hawaii

Invasive, Acid-Spraying Ants in Hawaii Are Deforming Native Seabird Chicks

Idaho

Robber Wears Underwear on Head During Idaho Burglary

Illinois

Woman missing since she got lost

Indiana

Man Wakes Up To Find Dog Chewed His Toes Off

Iowa

Man Pulls Knife On Brother For Eating Too Many PB&J Sandwiches: Cops

Kansas

Audreanna Phelps Finds God's Name In Vein On Her Leg

Kentucky

Local child wins gun from fundraiser

Louisiana

Drunk Dad Sleeps While Boy, 8, Drives: Police

Maine

Man Gripes to Police That Prostitute Still Owes Him 10 Minutes

Maryland

Cops: Man Broke Into Home to Lick the Remote Control

Massachusetts

Woman Allegedly Assaults Sandwich Maker Over 'Too Many Pickles'

Michigan

Man coming through window says he was warning neighbor about prowler

Minnesota

Minnesota Thieves Steal $70,000 Worth of Bull Semen

Mississippi

Missippi's literacy program shows improvement

Missouri

High School Student Arrested for Allegedly Changing Teen's Name to 'Masturbate' In Yearbook

Montana

Montana Man Killed Trying to Create Bigfoot Hoax

Nebraska

Stoners Call Cops After Their Hookah Pipes Get Stolen, Cops Find Alleged Grow Operation

Nevada

Moviegoer Shoots Self in the Butt During 'Bourne Legacy' At Theater

New Hampshire

Man Loses Life Savings at Carnival, Wins Stuffed Banana With Dreadlocks

New Jersey

Man Allegedly Vomits 14 Bags Of Heroin in Front of Cops

New Mexico

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney

New York

Mom Disrupts School Assembly by Stripping, Cops Say

North Carolina

17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree

North Dakota

High School Baseball Teammates Allegedly Have Sex With Sandwich

Ohio

Ohio Man Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again.

Oklahoma

Oklahoma man gets 30 years in prison for fatal 'atomic wedgie'

Oregon

Lion Tries to Eat Zebra-Striped Toddler at Oregon Zoo

Pennsylvania

Teasing Over Vaginal Flatulence on School Bus Leads to Groin Attack

Rhode Island

Officers Investigated for Making Teens Do Push-Ups

South Carolina

Woman Stabs Roommate Who Wouldn't Stop Listening to The Eagles: Cops

South Dakota

Breastfeeding Bandit Sneaks Into Home and Suckles Stranger's Baby

Tennessee

Tennessee Man Had Sex With ATM, Picnic Table: Cops

Texas

Naked man hospitalized after drinking game leads to prosthetic leg being set aflame

Utah

Man determined to get arrested, gets arrested

Vermont

Public Steps Up, Helps Vermont Cops Identify Notorious Washing Machine Urinator

Virginia

Porn star sues over rear-end collision

Washington

Stabbing disrupts class for anger management

West Virginia

Frat Boy Sues for Injuries Cause by Rocket Shot From Anus

Wisconsin

Wis. man got shot -- intentionally -- in "phenomenally stupid" attempt to win back ex-girlfriend

Wyoming

The State of Wyoming Has 2 Escalators

 

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Michelle Rodriguez Drinks Her Own Pee And Eats A Dead Mouse To Survive

August 11, 2015, 6:05 am

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So apparently Michelle Rodriguez does do others things when she isn't in the "Fast & Furious" movie franchise. The problem is the other thing she does is drink her own pee and eat a dead mouse for good measure. I thought once you became famous you could stop drinking your own pee. Don't famous people drink that expensive water with asparagus in it?

I should note that Michelle did this with Bear Grylls on "Running Wild with Bear Grylls." And Bear did this because he hadn't had lunch yet.

 

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Sexpert Says Sex With Robots Will Be Normal In 50 Years

August 11, 2015, 7:26 am

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They've come a long way since the Tin Man, baby.

It sounds like lube sales are going to be out of this world 50 years from now, and that's because one expert on the psychology of sex says that sex with robots will be "socially acceptable" by 2070.

According to The Independent, that same expert thinks that sex with robots might even become more popular than doing it with other human beings.


"As virtual reality becomes more realistic and immersive and is able to mimic and even improve on the experience of sex with a human partner, it is conceivable that some will choose this in preference to sex with a less than perfect human being," Dr. Helen Driscoll at the University of Sunderland said. "People may also begin to fall in love with their virtual reality partners."

Driscoll added that since robots can be programmed to be "down for whatever" and "perform an infinite number of positions and experiences," odds are they will be preferred by many over their human counterparts.

Plus, they can probably be programmed to let you watch football afterward without giving you a massive guilt trip.

​It sounds a hell of a lot safer than having sex with a scarecrow: Man Dies After Having Sex With Scarecrow

 

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Illinois Man Steals Vibrator, Bashes Obama And Asks Cop If He Wants To See His Penis

August 11, 2015, 8:23 am

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Is that a stolen vibrator worth 48 bucks in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

According to Gawker, a 44-year-old Illinois man was arrested last month after a suburban Chicago sex shop owner called police because she saw a "large bulge" in his pants and believed it was stolen merchandise.


Police confronted Christopher Hucko as he left Lover's Lane in Orland Park, and one of the officers, Anthony Carone, asked him what he had stuffed in his pants.

"My penis," Hucko replied. He then added that he had a cherry tattoo on his dick and asked Carone if he wanted to see it.

He did not.

The officers searched Hucko and found a Euphoria G Spot Delight vibrator in his pants. Hucko claimed he had no idea how it got in there, but the cops weren't buying it. They arrested him and took him to a local holding cell, where he proceeded to strip naked and make derogatory comments about President Barack Obama.

Shortly thereafter, an officer asked Hucko to sign a Miranda rights consent form, which he did except that he signed it with "Obama is a criminal."

Much to his chagrin, it was Hucko -- not Obama -- who was slapped with three misdemeanors on this day.

Speaking of embarrassing, this woman called 911 because she hadn't been pleased in years: Florida Woman Calls 911 For Sex

 

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August 11, 2015, 11:01 pm

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More Perfectly Timed Photos Are Just What Your Day Needs

August 12, 2015, 1:24 am

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There are few things in life as satisfying as taking a perfectly timed photo. Whether these were planned or not, they're guaranteed to make your eyeballs happy. And if you need more perfectly timed photos in your life, you can check out our entire collection here.




















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20 Photos That Prove Your Best Friends Can Be Your Worst Enemies

August 12, 2015, 1:47 am

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Friends can be dicks. But as we all know, they do it out of love. Sometimes however you can't tell the difference between your best friend and your worst enemy. The line becomes blurred, as you can tell by this photographic evidence.

When they cause serious injury ... just to get a laugh


When they hack your Facebook


When they pee downstream


When they clear the room out


When they screw with you while you're passed out


When they don't care about your personal space


When they moon you incognito


When they make you defend your sexuality


When they mess with your ride


When they fat-shame the crap outta you


When they light you on fire


When they embarrass you in front of your paramour


When they slap pubes on your face


When they mess with your do


When they turn you into a lettuce monster


When they put cream cheese in odd places


When they add new likes


When they put you in a nasty predicament


When they think spiking your favorite drink with a laxative is a good idea


When they take your food

 

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12 of the Most Notorious Hollywood Homewreckers

August 12, 2015, 1:50 am

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What is love in Hollywood, other than the convenient momentary passing of like-minded narcissists who like to take themselves up on self-indulgent whims? Well, it's also good reading, that's what. Reading about the notorious mistresses of Hollywood is always as self-indulgent as the infidelities themselves. Okay, maybe not that indulgent, but still, it's pretty fascinating how freely people under the scope will throw away their love lives. Between actors, athletes, directors and musicians, we have some of the most infamous Hollywood homewreckers in history right here (and yes, the men are guilty, too).

Tori Spelling

The former "Beverly Hills 90210" actress admitted to sleeping with reality star, Dean McDermott, the day they met, while he happened to be married to Mary Jo Eustace. The couple would go on to star in several reality shows, including "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood." He would later cheat on her as well, which Spelling had captured in a Lifetime documentary, "True Tori." Does anyone else here hate these terrible movie title puns?

Angelina Jolie

She's a veteran in this game, breaking up Billy Bob Thornton's relationship with his supposed fiancé, actress Laura Dern, while he and Jolie filmed the 1999 film "Pushing Tin" together. And Jolie was at it again in 2004, helping to end Brad Pitt's relationship with Jennifer Aniston around the filming of 2005's "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" in which the two co-starred as a dysfunctional couple. Coincidence? We think not. She's a solid co-star, apparently, but these guys must not have seen "Gone in 60 Seconds."

Julia Roberts

The "Pretty Woman" actress met her cameraman husband, Danny Moder, on the set of 2001's "The Mexican," also starring Brad Pitt. Moder was married to a makeup artist before he jumped ship to be with the leading lady. As of June 2015, Roberts was possibly filing for divorce around the time he failed to show at her mother's funeral. Burn. But the couple did just celebrate their 13th anniversary with George Clooney and his wife in July.

Britney Spears

She may have been the apple of one great pop star's eye once upon a time, but Britney's downward spiral was unmatched by her involvement with back-up dancer/failed musician, Kevin Federline, a fedora-loving grease ball who was already engaged to another woman, who just happened to be carrying his child at the time. After three months with Spears in 2004, he was all in, and her closet would soon be littered with shame and sweaty fedoras. The two divorced in 2006.

LeAnn Rimes

Rimes met actor, Eddie Cibrian, in 2009 on set of Lifetime's "Northern Lights," and though she was married, as was he to reality star wife, Brandi Glanville, Cibrian chose the former hit country singer while Glanville was busy shooting "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Talk about irony. The couple married in 2011 and have had a scripted TV show of their own, "LeAnn & Eddie," since 2014.

Soon-Yi Previn

Oh, Woody. The crime of love took a turn for the worst when director Woody Allen's relationship was revealed to be more of a borderline incestuous step-daughter phase. He was previously with Previn's adoptive mother, Mia Farrow, for 12 years -- they never married and lived in separate homes -- when she discovered nude photos he'd taken of her adopted daughter. At the time it started, Allen was 56 and young Soon-Yi was about 21. This in turn brought back one of the awesomely outdated '90s phrases, "who's your daddy?" Allen married Soon-Yi in 1997 and is still married to her. That had to be just as terrifying as "Rosemary's Baby" for Mia Farrow.

Alicia Keys

The R&B singer was dating hip-hopper, Swizz Beatz, in 2008 while he was married to another R&B singer, Mashonda, with a newborn child. Keys was a mistress before moving up to "baby mama'" status after having his child, then eventually became a missus in 2010. That's Mrs. Beatz to you.

Gabrielle Union

Dwyane Wade met Gabrielle while married to his high school sweetheart, Siohvaughn, during a lengthy divorce, which started in 2007, carried on until 2010, during which time he started dating Union. Since then, his ex-wife has claimed he abused her and gave her a sexually transmitted disease. While Wade and Union took a short break in 2013, he reportedly fathered a child with a third woman, a long-time friend, but now is married to Union as of 2014. And at 33 years of age, he's never been more desirable, despite his terrible knees and fading jump shot.

Traci Lynn Johnson

Former New York Giants running back, Tiki Barber, left his pregnant wife - eight months along with twins, no less - Ginny Cha, for another woman. That woman was Traci Lynn Johnson, an NBC intern and pin-up girl. Talk about a miserable athlete divorce disaster! Barber and Johnson would later marry after he settled his divorce and child support of his previous marriage.

Melanie Griffith

Both her and Antonio Banderas were married separately when they met on the set of "Two Much," the 1995 rom-com. Art and Betty, their respective names in the film, were married shortly after the pages were stapled in their individual divorces. Who says men can't be mistresses too? The couple recently divorced after about two decades of marriage.

Ryan Shawhughes

Ethan and Uma met on set of the 1997 thriller, "Gattaca," before getting married in 1998. Hawke then divorced Uma Thurman in 2004 to be with his tatted-up nanny, Ryan Shawhughes. Smart, and not at all cliche. Is it me, or does Ethan Hawke look too much like he's singing for Sugar Ray?

Jennifer Lopez

Marc Anthony reportedly started dating J-Lo while his marriage to Miss Universe, Dayanara Torres, was on the way out in 2003. Apparently less than a week after his divorce was finalized, he was remarried to the Puerto Rican pop princess. The two divorced in 2011.

 

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The Biggest Ever Great White Shark Caught On Film

August 12, 2015, 2:04 am

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Sharks are quite popular now, and have been for a while, but its popularity will grow even more as a researcher might have filmed the biggest ever great white shark.


Researcher Mauricio Hoyos Padilla filmed the massive beast passing by his cage in the Caribbean sea. The shark, nicknamed Deep Blue by researchers, is thought to be over 20ft long and more than 50 years old.

Deep Blue has survived feeding off large fish and seals off the coast of Guadalupe.

The megashark is a gal and according to experts may be pregnant because of the swollen tummy she has in the footage.

Mauricio is excited for the find because it shows that his work and the work of other researchers is paying off.

"A shark of that size is at least 50 years old and that tells me that protection and conservation efforts are really working."

Let's see you take care of this one, Ian.



Via The Sun

 

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Angry Customer Writes Hilarious Rant To Postal Service Comparing Them (Unfavorably) To Turtles

August 12, 2015, 2:33 am

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Maybe the postal service is dying for a reason. There's Amazon and drones and bike messengers that are really fast, and yet the United States Postal Service still can't deliver a package on time. So when the angry customer below got his package eight days late, even after paying extra for priority delivery, he decided to let them know just how much they suck. And he did it in truly hilarious fashion.



Something tells me the guy who wrote this is this kid all grown up.



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This 5-On-5 MMA Fight Between USA And Latvia Is Insanely Brutal

August 12, 2015, 2:41 am

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A few months ago I wrote about a new Russian sport that just consisted of a bunch of guys beating the crap out of each other because, you know, it's Russia. Now that sport is making waves again as a crazy 5-on-5 battle took place between Team USA and Team Latvia, and it's simply brutal.



This was the final fight of the TFC Event 3 Peak Submission. So it's just a bunch of angry guys making each other submit.

While the end result didn't go in Team USA's favor, that's only because we prefer our fights to only last 34 seconds long or however long it takes for someone to instantly regret fighting Ronda Rousey.

 

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This Bro Got Head At The Jersey Shore Because Jersey

August 12, 2015, 3:04 am

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While this couple was caught having sex on the beach, the couple below didn't want to take it that far so the bro had to settle for some oral sex.



At least they were looking out to the beach. Sort of romantic in a super trashy, MTV might consider a "Jersey Shore" reboot, kind of way.



I guess road head is outdated.

Via Barstool Sports

 

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Guy Watches Porn During Class...Forgets To Plug In Headphones

August 12, 2015, 3:19 am

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This is probably every guy's nightmare. If you're going to be brave enough to watch porn in public at least make sure your headphones are completely plugged in so that everyone doesn't find out what a disgusting human you are. We're all disgusting, let's just keep it on the down low until our significant other finds out years into our marriage.

I don't think I would ever get a round of applause if I was ever caught watching films of the adult nature like this, so maybe this is staged. Either way, I would prefer a slow clap.

At least he wasn't this guy: Man Accidentally Broadcasts Porn On Billboard For All To See

 

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20 More Photos Of Things That Look Like A Penis Because Screw Maturity

August 12, 2015, 3:25 am

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Since we will never grow up and refuse to ever be mature about anything, we can't help but still laugh anytime we see anything that even slightly resembles a penis. We thought these were the only photos of things that look like a penis, but the gods have rewarded us with more pics to satisfy our horrible, immature selves.



















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13 Hilarious Pool Pranks At Their Best Or Worst

August 12, 2015, 3:50 am

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Pranking somebody requires a delicate touch. You have to walk a fine line, making sure to irritate them in such a way that they simply have to laugh it off rather than retaliating or getting super angry at you. Some people manage this better than others, as you will come to realize in this collection of swimming pool pranks that either went off without a hitch or were a disaster. Let's get our feet wet, shall we?

Best:

We'll start things off with the old ketchup lotion gag. This could really only be pulled off right in a pool setting, as it can be instantly rectified with a quick dip.

Worst:

Here we have another prank straight out of "The Oldest Tricks in the Book" collection. The only problem is, our prankster jumped the gun, giving whole new meaning to the phrase "too soon?"

Best:

You'd need a bit more planning and way bigger hardware than the average person in order to pull this one off. Luckily, that's what Brazilian prank shows are for, as who could stay mad at such an elaborate ruse with all those cheesy sound effects added in? And if that fails, try "Hey Ya!"

Worst:

Remember, some people don't like to get wet no matter how funny it may be. Use caution when picking a victim, or pay the price.

Best:

This one could have gone wrong a number of terrible ways. But since it didn't, it's being filed firmly in the "best" category. We simply wouldn't recommend trying it for yourselves, is all.

Worst:

How do you scar a child for life while simultaneously looking like a terrible parent? This mom's got the right idea. Sure, it's still funny, and teaches kids a valuable lesson that some people are just cruel for no reason, but save that lesson for when he's at least 6, lady.

Best:

We think this prank involves ice, some sort of gelatin or perhaps an incredibly buoyant guitar stand. In any case, you're friend isn't getting his valuable possession back without getting cold, soaked or possibly suffocated in Jell-o, and that's a win-win as far as we are concerned.

Worst:


Want to see the lamest "prank" ever committed to video, yet with an inexplicably large amount of views? Look no further. If you can keep your sides from splitting, you can check out this slightly longer version with the hilarious explanation of how this gut-busting situation went down. Spoiler: it's underwhelming.

Best:

Sometimes, the simpler the prank, the funnier it is. The previous video was a terrible example, but here's a perfect one: sleeping girlfriend, meet soon-to-be ex-boyfriend.

Worst:

We know it's fake, but there's still a lesson in it somewhere. Namely, if your buddy passes out, it's probably best to keep it simple. Elaborate plus drunk rarely equals success.

Best:

We would have loved to see how this one played out in reality, but in theory alone we can't stop laughing. That's usually a good sign.

Worst:

Isn't the point of pouring red/brown liquid next to someone at the pool to see how people around them react? To simply run away and watch a single individual hop out in disgust sort of defeats the purpose of it being a prank. Of course, if you are going for that "creepy guy at the local pool" vibe, maybe you just nailed it.

Best...and Worst:


So it's the wrong kind of pool, but everything else about this prank feels so right.

 

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A Stripper Once Showed Her Panties To A Judge To Have Her Charges Dropped

August 12, 2015, 4:29 am

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That's one way to prove your innocence.



Way back in 1983, three exotic dancers were charged with violating Pinellas County anti-nudity ordinance which pretty much prohibited topless dancers and strippers from doing their thing. The law also allowed Pinellas County, located in Florida, to regulate any nudity in establishments where alcohol was served.

"...nudity and service of food and drink did not mix, that it is adverse to the public health, peace and morals of the community," is an actual quote released from the Pinellas City Council. I want strippers with my wings, damn it.

Well, when three exotic dancers were arrested for allegedly exposing their vaginas to undercover cops, one of the dancers bent over to show the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to show any of her goods.

The judge was David A. Demers, and because of that "presentation" put forward by the dancer the charges were dismissed.

This photo then went out to appear in Playboy's issue of "The Year in Sex." The judge was glad to learn that you could barely see his name on the nameplate, saying "Whew, I'm glad to hear that!"

After more than 10 years of putting bad guys away and trying to do the right thing, this will be Demers legacy. Not too shabby.

Demers not only served as a judge until 2007, he was also associate dean of the Florida Judicial College until 2007. 69-year-old Demers is now living out his life, thinking of strippers. Probably.

Via SP Times

 

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