It's good to know when it's time to stop before the frisbee hits you in the face.

Mistakes have been made.

This Britney collage is either terrifying or heartwarming. (It's terrifying.)

This is why you don't leave an unopened soda in your car when it's below freezing outside.

I'm pretty sure this is exactly how Bjork speaks.

If Ramen were honest.

Math really isn't that hard if you take the power back.

Someone, somewhere, gets paid to write headlines like this.

Jersey girl vs airbag.

It's the little things in life.

The only thing wrong with Mario Bros.

High School me hated this person very much.

Ya know, if it's cool with the cats.

This is my favorite game of hangman.

The black hole of socializing.

Let me guess: was the word "self-esteem".

Shenae Saifi

Fiancee of San Francisco 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis

Courtney Eckhart

Girlfriend of San Francisco 49ers running back LaMichael James

Elizabeth Barry Smith

Former Oakland Raiders cheerleader and wife of San Francisco 49ers backup quarterback Alex Smith

Racine Lewin

Girlfriend of San Francisco 49ers tight end Delanie Walker

Tiffany Hughley

Girlfriend of San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Mario Manningham

(We are aware Manningham is on the IR. He still gets credit for his hot WAG.)

Dana Grady

Wife of Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco

Corban Fennell

Ex-girlfriend of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick

(According to a few different sites, Colin broke it off with Corban shortly after being named a starter this year. We still decided to keep her on the list.)

Janay Palmer

Girlfriend of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice

Candace Williams

Wife of Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs

Chanel Williams

Girlfriend of Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Torrey Smith

(the cute puppy helped)

Michael Phelps, 2009

After the 2008 Summer Olympics, Michael Phelps was one of the most famous athletes in the world. The gangly Maryland-born swimmer took home a staggering eight gold medals and was quickly paired with hot ladies and endorsement deals.

Unfortunately, Phelps also got close with wacky weed. In 2009, a photograph of him taking a power bonghit at a University of South Carolina party hit the British tabloids, and the world reacted in horror. Kellogg dropped him from sponsorship and he was fined by the USA Swimming organization.

Considering that weed is legal for personal use in several states now, it's kind of a shame that this is a big deal - it's not like he had reefer in his snorkel or anything.

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, 1979

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. It can make you feel like you're virtually indestructible, which makes it a great pick for football players. One of the most visible abusers of Colombian marching powder in the late 70s was Dallas Cowboys strongside linebacker Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, who already had a reputation for flamboyant antics.

Henderson would keep a liquid inhaler in his pants filled with a mixture of cocaine and water, which he would spray into his mouth throughout the game. Naturally, this made his behavior even more unpredictable, and during a game against the Redskins in 1979 Henderson actually stopped playing for a little while to wave handkerchiefs with the Cowboys logo at the cameras. He was fired from the team the next day.

Bernie Carbo, 1978

One of baseball's biggest stoners was Bernie Carbo, a designated hitter from Detroit who played on the totally drugged-out Red Sox team of the mid-1970s. Carbo was a real character, traveling with a stuffed gorilla named Mighty Joe Young and once holding up a game against the Yankees for ten minutes so he could find a plug of chewing tobacco that fell out of his mouth.

Naturally, Bernie was bonged out of his gourd for most of his career, including when he hit the three-run homer that helped the Sox tie up the 1975 World Series at 3-3. But the best drug event in Bernie Carbo's career was in 1978 when new Red Sox ownership hired a detective to find proof of his drug use and after just a day on the job caught him throwing baseballs into the stands for fans in exchange for baggies of marijuana.

Len Bias, 1986

Most of the stories on this list are of the light-hearted variety, because we like to keep things positive. But drugs have a dark side, too, and there's no sports story that illustrates that quite as well as the story of Len Bias.

The University of Maryland All-American forward was one of the most promising college players of the mid-80s, and his skills won him a spot on the Boston Celtics as the second overall pick in the 1986 draft.

Unfortunately, Bias chose to celebrate his professional career by scoring some cocaine on Washington D.C.'s notorious Montana Avenue. Returning to his dorm room, Bias snorted the coke and immediately began seizing, dying of a cardiac arrhythmia as paramedics arrived.

Bill "Spaceman" Lee, 1970s

When you talk about legendary drugged-out baseball players, you need to talk about Bill "Spaceman" Lee. The left-handed relief pitcher debuted in 1969 for the Red Sox at the height of American drug culture and everything about him was a little off, from his trademark slow-moving "space ball" to threatening to bite an umpire's ear off at the 1975 World Series.

All of this behavior can be blamed on Lee's prodigious intake of marijuana. Right after being traded to the Montreal Expos, Lee was fined for admitting to a reporter that he "used" marijuana regularly - he sprinkled it on his buckwheat pancakes, claiming that it made him immune to bus fumes on his 5-mile jog to the stadium! Fans took to Lee's counterculture personality, showering him with little tinfoil packets of hashish from the bleachers when he took the field. Now that's gangsta.

Bob Probert, 1989

Yes, even hockey players get messed up with drugs every once in a while. Bob Probert was half of the Detroit Red Wings' legendary "Bruise Brothers," a duo of enforcers that terrorized the ice in the 80s and 90s.

Probert racked up penalty minutes like they were going out of style, and one of the things that fueled his aggressiveness was cocaine. In 1989, customs agents at the border between Michigan and Ontario pulled Probert over and discovered 14 grams of cocaine hidden in his underwear.

He was arrested and indefinitely suspended from the NHL. Even after his career ended, Probert couldn't keep away from the drugs, at one point being busted and Tased by cops while fighting with people about drugs.

Nate Newton, 2001

After you finish a professional sports career, there aren't that many choices left to you. If you saved your money, you'll probably be okay, but guess what? Nobody saves their money. We could write a whole 'nother article about athletes who fell hard after they retired, but a perfect example for this one is NFL right tackle Nate Newton.

Newton, who played for the Dallas Cowboys for over a decade, got out of the football game in 1999 and transitioned into... marijuana smuggler. In 2001, Newton's van was pulled over in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana and police found a whopping 213 pounds of pot in the back. Five weeks later, another traffic stop in Texas saw cops busting him with another 175 pounds! Needless to say, he went to prison for a long, long time.

Andre Agassi, 1997

Tennis players are notable for being a particularly driven lot. The directness of competition on the court demands constant attention and steely reserve. So nobody was terribly surprised when  Andre Agassi copped to doing crystal meth for about a year. Agassi, the eight-time Grand Slam champion nicknamed "The Punisher," was at a career low in 1997.

A nagging wrist injury caused him to play only 24 games that year, and a friend got him hooked on crystal meth. When he failed a drug test that year, he blamed his assistant, claiming that "Slim" would regularly spike his Coca-Cola with meth and Agassi accidentally drank one. Needless to say, this was total BS, but as an excuse it was enough to fool the Association of Tennis Professionals.

Jericho was the biggest city in the world in 7000 BC with 2,000 citizens

Jericho may be the oldest continually occupied spot in the world, with settlements dating to 9000 BC.

The city, nestled between the Dead Sea and Mt. Nebo, had natural irrigation from the Jordan River and the best known oasis in the region. The springs allowed residents to grow the highly lucrative opobalsamum plant, which produced the most expensive oil in the ancient world.

It is described in the Old Testament as the "City of Palm Trees."

Uruk took the lead in 3500 BC with 4,000 citizens

Uruk is famous as the capital city in the epic of Gilgamesh; also thought to be the Biblical city of Erech, built by King Nimrod.

The domestication of grain and its close proximity to the Euphrates River allowed Uruk's harvest to swell, leading to trade, advancements in writing, and specialized crafts.

The city declined around 2000 BC due to regional struggles and was finally abandoned around the time of the Islamic conquest.

Mari took the lead in 2400 BC with 50,000 citizens

Mari was the robust trade capital of Mesopotamia, central in moving stone, timber, agricultural goods and pottery throughout the region.

The city was home first to the Sumerite kings, then the Amorite kings, one of which built a massive 300-room palace.
Mari was sacked in 1759 BC by Hammurabi of Babylon and then abandoned.

In the 1930s a French archaeologist discovered 25,000 tablets written in an extinct language called Akkadian. Most were municipal documents, economic reports and census rolls-a third were personal letters. The find changed our understanding of the ancient Near East.

Ur took the lead in 2100 BC with 100,000 citizens

Ur was the most important port on the Persian Gulf. It was also a rich city, which held huge amounts of luxury items crafted from precious metals and semi-precious stones imported from throughout the known world.

Because of possible drought, or changing river patterns, Ur was no longer inhabited after 500 BC.

It remained a holy site, however, and a burial site for people around the region. When archaeologists began sincere excavations in the mid 1850s, they discovered an immense necropolis, or city of the dead.

Yinxu took the lead in 1300 BC with 120,000 citizens

An old village on the Huan River, Yinxu was reborn as the capital of the Shang Dynasty. It would be abandoned with the beginning of the Zhou Dynasty.

The city is a major archaeological site for its immense deposits of Oracle Bones, which contain the earliest form of Chinese writing. Pieces of ox bone and tortoise shell were inscribed using a bronze pin, heated until the bone cracked and then presented for divination. Later when the tradition changed to ink and brush, entire genealogies and city histories were written on the fragments and deposited in central pits.

Babylon took the lead in 700 BC with 100,000 citizens

Just the word Babylon today conjures up images of decadence and hubris. It was here the Bible says residents believed so fully in themselves that they tried to build a structure into the heavens.

God was not impressed with the Tower of Babel, and the narrative holds that he assigned every resident a different language to confound any future teamwork.
Regardless of belief, Babylon was an epicenter of wealth, power and prestige from 2000 to about 538 BC.

That year Cyrus of Persia is said to have re-routed the Euphrates and sent his army into the city on the bare riverbed and routed the Babylonian forces.

Carthage took the lead in 300 BC with 100,000 citizens

Carthage is said to have been the greatest city in the world for a short time span before getting reduced to ash by the Romans in 146 BC.

Because all records of Carthaginian life were destroyed by the Romans in such a swift and thorough rage, little is known of the city through its former residents.

It wasn't even until 1985 that a formal peace treaty between the two cities was signed, finally ending the 2,100-year-old latent conflict.

Rome took the lead in 200 AD with 1,200,000 citizens

From its humble roots as a small Italian village 1,100 years earlier, Rome in the second century AD was enjoying the pinnacle of its influence and achievement.

At this time, the city was a military dictatorship under Septimius Severus; A move the people welcomed to correct the corruption instilled by Emperor Commodus. Recall Joaquin Phoenix in "Gladiator" - that Commodus.

Rome reached this size because it could draw food and taxes from most of Europe and the Mediterranean, but it proved an untenable position. By 273 AD, Rome had fewer than 500,000 inhabitants and the Dark Ages were looming on the horizon.

Constantinople took the lead in 600 AD with 600,000 citizens

Constantinople was in a fight for its survival in the year 600.

The nomadic Avars and the Eastern European Bulgarians were crushing the city from the west, and the Persians had completely overwhelmed the city's defenses in the east.

The metropolis was spared through a combination of impenetrable walls, its navy, and the arrival of soon-to-be emperor Flavius Heraclius Augustus, who eventually routed the Persians from Asia Minor.

The city is now known as Istanbul.

By 618, however, as the Persian Wars dragged on and decimated the city's supply of grain from Egypt, Constantinople's population dwindled to one tenth what it was 18 years before.

Baghdad took the lead in 900 AD with 900,000 citizens

In the year 900, Baghdad was the center of the Golden Age of Islam-A 500-year Mid-East renaissance that began with the founding of the city and ended in 1250 AD with the Mongol invasion.

Home to the House of Wisdom, where all the world's knowledge was laboriously transcribed into Arabic, Baghdad's enlightenment saved innumerable ancient texts from the western world.

This free exchange of ideas is probably what led to the population explosion, as traders from around the known world came to the city and exchanged farming techniques.

The result was the Arab Agricultural Revolution and a scientific approach to agriculture still used today.

Kaifeng took the lead in 1200 AD with 1,000,000 citizens

For centuries, because of its central location on four major canals, Kaifeng was the capital city for a huge swath of China.
By 1200, the city was surrounded by three rings of walls to offset the vulnerability.

Despite the fortifications, Kaifeng was an early casualty in what would become a forty-year war with the Mongols - it was sacked and its residents fled in 1234.

Kaifeng is also home to the Kaifeng Jews, the most ancient Jewish population in China.

Beijing took the lead in 1,500 AD with 1,000,000 citizens

To feed its growing population and vast number of troops in 1400 AD, Beijing officials constructed the Jingtong storehouses to house grain it received as tax from the region.

The practice helped control prices and prevent inflation until the city grew to the largest in the world and the demand outgrew supply.

The population was then forced to consume the regional forests for housing and firewood leaving only coal, mined from the Western Hills, for heat and fuel. The resulting pollution changed the ecological makeup of the entire region.

Ayutthaya took the lead in 1,700 AD with 1,000,000 citizens

The island Ayutthaya, the capital of Thailand for over 400 years, was often referred to as the most beautiful city in the world by the diplomats who traveled there.

It was so appealing, in fact, that in 1767 it was sacked by the Burmese, and the capital was moved to its current location in Bangkok.

London took the lead in 1825 with 1,335,000 citizens

While the British Empire was flung around the globe bringing in immense wealth for a small portion of England, London was largely a slum in 1825.

And crime was rampant. Not until 1829 did government activate a full-time police force. Named after the Prime Minister at the time, Robert Peel, they're called "bobbies" to this day.

New York took the lead in 1925 with 7,774,000 citizens

New York City took on its modern shape in 1914, when the Bronx was added as the fifth borough.

It was a city that looked to the future as it built skyscrapers and laid plans to build them even larger.

Despite the onset of the Great Depression in 1929, New York went ahead and built the Chrysler Building, the Empire State Building, the Lincoln Building and One Wall Street by 1931, just to name a few.

Haircut Day

Here's an unusual superstition from Mongolia that can really freak you out. In the local animistic religion, the soul is believed to wander around through the body, taking up residence in different parts and organs depending on the day of the week. You need to consult with a witch doctor to make sure that your soul isn't in your hair if you plan to cut it, because if those scissors snip at the wrong time, you could die instantly. Maybe that's why Mongols traditionally had such long hair and beards.

Middle Person in a Photo

There's a whole list of superstitions involving cameras, from primitive African tribes believing that the little devices could steal their souls to more modern wacko beliefs. One that is particularly prevalent in Japan and some other Asian countries is that it's unlucky to take a picture of three people standing next to each other, because the middle person in the photo will die before the other two. Needless to say, this is total hokum, but it still freaks people out.

Hole in the Bread

Food is the source of many superstitious beliefs. Many of them come from traditional methods of food safety, so they have some basis in real life. Others, though, are just strange. In England, there has long been a belief that if you cut into a loaf of fresh-baked bread to find an empty space inside, it's an omen of impending death to somebody at the table. The belief was that the hollow bread was symbolic of a coffin. It's also unlucky to turn a loaf of bread upside down once a slice has been cut from it.

See an Ambulance, Touch a Button

The very presence of injury or death brings a superstitious mood on people - we really think that it's possible to ward off misfortune with nothing more than a few token gestures. One of the most long-lasting of such superstitions is the belief that if you see an ambulance or a hearse, you must touch a button on your clothing immediately or you will be the next person getting a free ride in said vehicle. This superstition was first seen in Victorian times, and one variant was that you needed to grab and hold the button until you saw a bird fly by to be truly protected.

Number Four

In China, the number 13 doesn't have the same connotation as it does here, but they make up for that with a whole world of number superstitions. The absolute unluckiest number is four, because its pronounced almost the same way as the Chinese word for "death." The culture's aversion to the number, which is believed to bring death and bad luck, goes so far as to omit every floor ending with 4 from some high-rise buildings. The fear is also present in other Asian countries, including Japan and Korea.

Transplanting a Cedar Tree

Here's a superstition from someplace a little closer to home - the backwoods of Kentucky. There are literally thousands of aphorisms and beliefs from the American South about many topics, but this one is actually still believed to this day. If you transplant a young cedar tree to a different location, you are cursed to die when its lower limbs grow out to the length of your coffin. Some communities also believe that a willow tree bears the same deathly responsibility.

Burning a Cake on Christmas

Here's another food-related superstition that doesn't do any favors to women. During Christmastime in many parts of the world, it's tradition to eat a special cake on Christmas Eve, saving a slice for Christmas day or else bad luck will fall on the household. But woe betide the woman who burns the Christmas cake - superstitious people in England believe that a culinary screw-up of that magnitude dooms the woman to die before the year is over. That's why we just buy our fruitcake at Kroger.

Showering After a Meal

Here's a superstition from South America that is pretty bizarre. In Brazil, especially the country's northeastern states, you should never bathe or take a shower immediately after a meal. The results could be fatal. Needless to say, there's no legitimate science behind this wacky belief - the worst thing that can happen is that the heat of the shower could draw blood away from your stomach, giving you a little tummy ache - but tens of thousands of Brazilians treat this superstition as absolute gospel and look in horror at anybody who dares question it.

Xenia Deli was born in 1989 in Moldova. She stands 5' 7" tall.

Deli burst on to the modeling scene with amazing shoots for Frederick's of Hollywood, Bare Necessities and Beach Bunny, after she was their model search winner.

She is sometimes credited as Ksenia Dell.

Her nickname is "Ribka," which means 'small fish' in Russian. It's a name her boyfriend used to call her because she took long baths.

Xenia has appeared on the covers of South African FHM and Sports Illustrated.

If Xenia Deli were to ever write a memoir, she would title it "From Russia With Love."

Her favorite city in the world is Venice.

Her secret to feeling sexy is to dance a lot.

Hallmark may want to upgrade their mirror cards next year.

Sorry, but you have no moves.

I've been to Ohio. This is true.

I would drink this all the time.

Seriously Algebra, grow a sack.

These help keep the sun out of your banana's eyes.

Headshot.

Nothing can go wrong with this plan.

Even Catwomen have to go.

Whatever you do, do NOT let these guys near a cookie jar.

If you have any idea what's going on with this photo, please explain in the comments.

Smart kid.

This is something we can all get behind.

I've always wondered what's underneath.

Cleaning up is much harder in the winter.

[Cue old Coors Light commercial]....And Twins

It should be a requirement for pedestrians to have to hula hoop in order to cross. At least that way it would be entertaining while they took forever to get to the other side of the street.

Sometimes, it's best to just be straightforward...

...and sometimes it's not.

There should be a pee limit on any road trip you take with a woman.

I don't quite get this one. I'm guessing you don't have to worry if your car goes over the cliff because you always have your spare parachute and hoverboard.

Please feel free to explain what is going on here to me.

That's one way to get your voice heard.

You should head in that direction if you have an optimistic outlook. But you probably need to let out a light sigh first. 

Honesty is the best policy.

Something seems off here.

Except for this stop sign.

Well, that's just ruff.

This is just offensive. NO TACOS?!

Stop defacing stop signs.

That little crosswalk guy looks so much more intimidating now.

Be cautious of man walking back and forth the street carrying a 2 by 4.

It would be so disappointing to see this sign on 4/3.

The good news is that, whether you're stopped waiting for the light or crossing the street, you can pretty much wear whatever it is you want as long as it's not pants.

And somewhere Vanilla else is telling someone, "Stop and please pay attention to me again."

You should only do this if you also want a bunch of creepers congregating around your car.

Stop for me. It's the Claw.

I wish I had seen this sign before paying to see "The Mexican".

The most upsetting message of your childhood comes back to haunt you.

Lakers fans have been dealing with a lot of it this season.

I liked this originally as a video but I like it a lot more as a Deal With It GIF.

Deal with it x3. 

Will Smith has been dealing with it for decades.