The Funniest College Dorm Room Signs

Facts are facts.

If you're going to blare a song as an alarm clock, have the common decency to use a current tune.

Also, piss totally lacks electrolytes.

Murphy's Law of dorm room signs: If something can be construed sexually, it will be.

Everyone got it? Good.

Go ninja at your own peril.

And if that doesn't work -- polygraph tests. No shower pooping goes unpunished.

This is why it's imperative to buy shower flip-flops.

Democracy at its finest.

It's important to stay active in college.

Why ask them to stop when you can issue this written takedown instead?

She's talking about ejaculation. That's what's happening.

And Little Bill just loves cutting dicks off.

Probably wouldn't stop her, though.

Worth a shot, but that's too much to follow for someone either high or drunk.

Sorry, this one's not funny. Just sad.

Cynical gays need not apply.

Because light switches get blue balls, too.

Fair point.

Prayers for anal warts rarely get answered, but this is close enough.

Maybe you'll get to hold his wizard stick?

Hiyoooo!

Never get stage fright again.