The Funniest GIFs of the Week - May 9, 2013

This scene was cut from Goonies and frankly I think it cost Chunk an Oscar nomination.

If you've ever eaten chicken nuggets then this scene probably looks very familiar to you.

This pretty much sums up a typical day in the life of a Mandatory editor.

Everyone's Netflix queue should look like this always.

Why paw at the outside of a fish bowl when you can just leap right into it?

Must've had one too many Foster's before his jog.

All police chases should end with an infant slamming on the breaks and making a run for it on foot.

This is why so few little children like math.

When you let your toddler sit on the toilet in your cramped laundry room/bathroom, bad things are going to happen.

Cats freaking out over weird things will always be funny.

I like to end every day with one of these shots of vodka.

Here is how to teach a child a valuable lesson. You can't drink through a window. Also, your parents have a sick sense of humor.

This soccer-playing elephant could save professional soccer in the United States.

I don't remember this scene from the last Spider-man movie.

Michelle Obama + Mike Tyson = GIF happiness.

This is why you shouldn't fall asleep in class.

Wipeouts are even worse in the wave machine than out in the ocean.

This cat has 9 lives and 9 guts.

Any time a video takes more than 3 seconds to buffer this is exactly how I feel.

Take a deep breath. Good. Now exhale. Good. Now get flattened like a receiver going over the middle of the field who collides with a linebacker. Perfect.

I don't think that's his web.

Up, up and away, scooter dog!

So there you have it: the source of all diving board fails is The Force.

This is exactly how I ride a water slide every time.

We all win now that Animal Planet has adopted the slow-mo HD replays of the NFL.

I'm not totally sure what he was expecting to happen even if the mattress wasn't kicked out of the way.

This is so much more revealing than some simple pregnancy test.

Cats have a great way of forcing their way into terrible situations that they can't get themselves out of. And these situations almost always involve windows.

Cats are dicks. 

Using a tractor really adds an extra layer of enjoyment to the "wake your friend up with a splash of water" prank.

This is like watching Michael Jordan in his prime.

Cat traps are pretty easy to build.

Synchronized diving would be so much better with giraffes.

For an animal that picks and eats his own nose and butt, this guy sure seems like a picky eater.

Dogs are a man's best friend. They're not nearly as friendly with their trainers.

Do you ever have one of those days when you feel like you're just going in circles?

Hitler can be very persuasive when he has candy on him.

Please don't feed the gorillas. Or engage in dirt fights with them. You will not win.

"I think I took too much, bro."

Video bombing is always funny. Throw in a flash and you have yourself something special.

I'm not sure what's so funny about being held up by a mask-wearing stranger, but this lady sure does seem to think she has everything under control.

This is what all cats dream about at night.