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Let's face it, Florida is a cesspool of bad people making bad decisions. Just a cursory glance at the news headlines coming out of the sunshine state will tell you that stepping foot there will either get you murdered for a corn dog, or stabbed for having bad sex.
We're not sure what it is about this state in particular that makes it's inhabitants so crazy (is it the humidity?), but this collection of awesome headlines from the Sun Sentinal's FloriDUH Blog really tells the story of one of the most important state's in our electoral college.
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Jeez, it's like these cops WANT this dead guy's plants to die.
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Well, corn dogs are pretty delicious.
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What's worse: Messing with a man's corn dog, or messing with a man's cat? (Either answer will get you stabbed in Florida.)
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The look on that man's face says, "I can't believe someone elected me for anything."
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Where else is she supposed to look for the cigarettes?
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OK, so this one makes me a little sad.
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Are they sure this wasn't just a scene from Rush Hour 3?
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I wonder if he was better than the bedspread guy.
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Serious question: How else are you supposed to squeeze a butt?
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I don't want to live in this world anymore.
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God sounds like an awesome guy to go on a road trip with.
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The best defense is the "what do you mean I can't ____" defense. Especially when it comes to wife beating.
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This guy's day went from bad ("Oh crap I hit a deer) to worse ("Oh crap I got arrested cause the cops found meth in the car that used to just hit a deer".)
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To be honest, riding a manatee sounds awesome and who would've thought it was illegal?
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Remind me to never go to Florida on Halloween.
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This is how I imagine those 11 hours went:
Police: Please get out of the tree.
Man: No.
Repeat
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It's going to be a lot harder to shoot your neighbor when you're in prison.
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Honestly, what's the end game from slapping a horse (police, or not)? Satisfaction because the horse has wronged you? I'm confused.
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I'll drink to that guy.
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Let me help you out here and give you the three possible reasons:
1. The wife and in-laws were really annoying.
2. You're batshit insane.
3. All of the above.
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Fight the power. (And your bladder.)
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Helpful tip: Babies are probably not good at being shield because they are really soft and squishy.
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And that might be moonshine in my mouth but I'm not drinking moonshine.
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This is really the only way Florida will be able to save itself.
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"Phony" dentist? More like "thorough" dentist.
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sun-sentinel.com27 of 27Next: Guess the Movie from its IMDB Keywords
What's lost in this story is that someone in Florida had a turkey for a pet.
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