Thankfully, it just bit his leg.
According to Huffington Post, a 54-year-old naked man who was swimming at Kehena Black Sand Beach in Pahoa is lucky to be alive after some pervert shark bit him in his right leg last week.
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Paul O'Leary, a regular nude swimmer, said he initially thought he had just scraped his foot on something sharp when he was swimming in the murky waters last Tuesday. But when he couldn't kick his foot as he tried to swim back to shore and looked back to see flesh hanging off of his right leg, he realized that it was much more serious.
"My foot started acting kind of weird and was actually kind of twisting," O'Leary said. "And when I looked down then I saw the lacerations, I saw the flesh and the skin just hanging out there. I was just kind of like 'Someone bit me.'"
A brave man O'Leary met the day before jumped into the water and helped bring him to shore, and once he was on the beach, O'Leary said he had just one thing in mind.
"There's about five people putting pressure on the cut and I told them I wanted to get my clothes on."
Well, if seeing a naked 54-year-old man wasn't enough to keep you away from nude beaches, the shark bite should pretty much do the trick.
These guys weren't as lucky: 10 Fatal Shark Attack Tales That Will Make You Never Want To Swim Again
According to Huffington Post, a 54-year-old naked man who was swimming at Kehena Black Sand Beach in Pahoa is lucky to be alive after some pervert shark bit him in his right leg last week.

Paul O'Leary, a regular nude swimmer, said he initially thought he had just scraped his foot on something sharp when he was swimming in the murky waters last Tuesday. But when he couldn't kick his foot as he tried to swim back to shore and looked back to see flesh hanging off of his right leg, he realized that it was much more serious.
"My foot started acting kind of weird and was actually kind of twisting," O'Leary said. "And when I looked down then I saw the lacerations, I saw the flesh and the skin just hanging out there. I was just kind of like 'Someone bit me.'"
A brave man O'Leary met the day before jumped into the water and helped bring him to shore, and once he was on the beach, O'Leary said he had just one thing in mind.
"There's about five people putting pressure on the cut and I told them I wanted to get my clothes on."
Well, if seeing a naked 54-year-old man wasn't enough to keep you away from nude beaches, the shark bite should pretty much do the trick.
These guys weren't as lucky: 10 Fatal Shark Attack Tales That Will Make You Never Want To Swim Again