Tinder is a garbage-ridden cesspool. And, yes, I know many of us have that ONE friend that met a great guy or girl on there, but everyone else is just using it to distract from the infinite sorrow deep in their soul. Here are the 13 types of people you're definitely going to get matched with on Tinder.
1. The Group Photo Person
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There's nothing better than getting to a profile where each picture contains multiple people so you have no idea who you're actually matching with. You have to print out all the photos, then contrast and compare each one to see who the common variable is in each pic. It's probably easier to solve a crime.
2. The Bot
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You see someone attractive, then swipe right, and she's immediately a match. Could this be the one? Is she really into you? NOPE! She's a bot. It's either going to direct you to her webcam or a random phone number, but either way the final destination is the dumpster that has become your heart.
3. The Awful Pick-Up Line User
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If you have a terrible pick-up line you copy and paste to everyone you match with, take your phone, drive to the beach, and throw it into the deepest depths of the ocean.
4. The One Who Can't Take a Hint
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There is no sign of "chill" whatsoever with these people. If you don't immediately drop everything you're doing to fall in love with them, then apparently you're the worst. Seems like you missed out on a truly amazing relationship.
5. The Ones Who Don't Seem to Understand It's a Dating App
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Seeing a photo with someone hugged up with a member of the opposite sex is confusing enough, but when you come across a full-on wedding pic, it's just downright baffling.
6. The One Who's Probably Going to Murder You
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It's not even a debate, really. There are some users where, as soon as you see them, you can tell they've killed before and they'll probably do it again.
7. The Foodie
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If the most interesting thing about you is the type of food you like to eat, maybe you should get a few new hobbies before trying to connect with someone else?
8. The Mystery
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Sometimes you'll match with people just because there's something so baffling in their photo that you simply have to figure out. The problem is that it's almost always gross, terrible and downright awful. You can't un-match fast enough.
9. The One Who Tries to Be Deep and Poetic
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They'll have some sort of photo with words written in the sand or of them staring off into the horizon while the sun shines through their hair. It's supposed to be artistic, but it just comes off like a teenager's Tumblr post.
10. The World Traveler
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We get it. You went to a foreign country one time and took 6,000 photos. Settle down.
11. The Celebrity Photo Op
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Unless it's your best friend in the world, we don't need to see the picture you took with a random celebrity at Comic Con two years ago. Actually, even if it is your best friend, don't post it, especially if they're groping you.
12. True Love
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It may not happen for everyone, but when you truly come across the love of your life, there's absolutely no denying it. Aww-w-w-w.
13. Whatever This Is
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Maybe it's just better to be single forever.
Related: This Guy Has Figured Out a Tinder Pick-Up Line That Works Every Time
1. The Group Photo Person
There's nothing better than getting to a profile where each picture contains multiple people so you have no idea who you're actually matching with. You have to print out all the photos, then contrast and compare each one to see who the common variable is in each pic. It's probably easier to solve a crime.
2. The Bot
You see someone attractive, then swipe right, and she's immediately a match. Could this be the one? Is she really into you? NOPE! She's a bot. It's either going to direct you to her webcam or a random phone number, but either way the final destination is the dumpster that has become your heart.
3. The Awful Pick-Up Line User
If you have a terrible pick-up line you copy and paste to everyone you match with, take your phone, drive to the beach, and throw it into the deepest depths of the ocean.
4. The One Who Can't Take a Hint
There is no sign of "chill" whatsoever with these people. If you don't immediately drop everything you're doing to fall in love with them, then apparently you're the worst. Seems like you missed out on a truly amazing relationship.
5. The Ones Who Don't Seem to Understand It's a Dating App
Seeing a photo with someone hugged up with a member of the opposite sex is confusing enough, but when you come across a full-on wedding pic, it's just downright baffling.
6. The One Who's Probably Going to Murder You
It's not even a debate, really. There are some users where, as soon as you see them, you can tell they've killed before and they'll probably do it again.
7. The Foodie
If the most interesting thing about you is the type of food you like to eat, maybe you should get a few new hobbies before trying to connect with someone else?
8. The Mystery
Sometimes you'll match with people just because there's something so baffling in their photo that you simply have to figure out. The problem is that it's almost always gross, terrible and downright awful. You can't un-match fast enough.
9. The One Who Tries to Be Deep and Poetic
They'll have some sort of photo with words written in the sand or of them staring off into the horizon while the sun shines through their hair. It's supposed to be artistic, but it just comes off like a teenager's Tumblr post.
10. The World Traveler
We get it. You went to a foreign country one time and took 6,000 photos. Settle down.
11. The Celebrity Photo Op
Unless it's your best friend in the world, we don't need to see the picture you took with a random celebrity at Comic Con two years ago. Actually, even if it is your best friend, don't post it, especially if they're groping you.
12. True Love
It may not happen for everyone, but when you truly come across the love of your life, there's absolutely no denying it. Aww-w-w-w.
13. Whatever This Is
Maybe it's just better to be single forever.
Related: This Guy Has Figured Out a Tinder Pick-Up Line That Works Every Time