The holidays are in full swing, and people of all ages are gearing up for what should be another stressful, but exciting, holiday season by trying to be as festive as possible. The kid below made sure to show just how festive and "excited" Santa Claus is as well.
Mother Elletia Thomas decided she would share a photo of her son's Christmas card drawing to parenting Facebook page The Unmumsy Mom, and let's just say that Santa is more than ready to stuff your stocking:
My son's Christmas card design. School want to know if I would like to pay £16 for a pack of cards and gift tags. Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like Santa's giant red cock, I suppose.
Posted by Elletia Thomas on Tuesday, November 24, 2015
And of course, this only encouraged other parents to dig deep into their "Family Memories" box to pull out some of their own children's perverted drawings. Check out some of the other drawings that were posted after Elletia shared her son's drawing:


So many dongs.
Via Someecards
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