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Weird News: Florida Woman Arrested After Beating Husband For Farting

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I once farted with a girl in my bed in college, and it somehow led to an unexpected blow job.

This is pretty much the exact opposite of that.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 55-year-old Port St. Lucie woman was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery earlier this month after she repeatedly elbowed, kicked and scratched her husband for...wait for it...farting in bed.

woman beats her husband over farts
Dawn Meikle told police she asked her husband Donald several times to stop dropping ass in their bed in the early morning hours of December 11, but when he continued to rip farts, she admitted to elbowing and kicking him. Police also noted Donald's shirt had been ripped to shreds as a result of Dawn scratching him while he attempted to restrain her.

Surprisingly, it was Dawn who dialed 911 from the bathroom, a move that ultimately backfired because it led to her arrest. And for Dawn, that stinks. Just probably not as bad as Donald's farts.

They don't care for the fecal scent in Japan either: Japanese Woman Stabbed Husband Because His Poop Stunk So Badly

 

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