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Elderly Wisconsin Woman Calls Cops After She Hears Neighbor Screaming 'ISIS Is Good!' During Sex

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Turn the hearing aid down, Grandma.

According to WDJT, an 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer police Sunday night asking for officers to be sent to her neighborhood because she could hear someone having sex and yelling, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great!"

Wisconsin woman calls cops after she hears neighbor scream ISIS is good during sex
The woman was told to call back if she heard the "chanting" again, but that wasn't the case. Maybe it was the couple's "safe phrase," or maybe that's the only way people can orgasm in Brown Deer these days. Who knows?

The point is that Americans calling the authorities because they think their neighbors are ISIS sympathizers is getting out of hand, and Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass said as much with this concise yet rather accurate tweet following the tattling:



Of course, Chief Kass wasn't the only one to get his two cents in on the matter, as people began lighting up Twitter as soon as the story broke. This one was our favorite:



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