Turn the hearing aid down, Grandma.
According to WDJT, an 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer police Sunday night asking for officers to be sent to her neighborhood because she could hear someone having sex and yelling, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great!"
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The woman was told to call back if she heard the "chanting" again, but that wasn't the case. Maybe it was the couple's "safe phrase," or maybe that's the only way people can orgasm in Brown Deer these days. Who knows?
The point is that Americans calling the authorities because they think their neighbors are ISIS sympathizers is getting out of hand, and Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass said as much with this concise yet rather accurate tweet following the tattling:
Of course, Chief Kass wasn't the only one to get his two cents in on the matter, as people began lighting up Twitter as soon as the story broke. This one was our favorite:
Santa pissing on ISIS is apparently confusing to people in Maine: Light Display Of Santa Peeing On ISIS Mistaken For Sympathizing With The Enemy
According to WDJT, an 82-year-old woman called Brown Deer police Sunday night asking for officers to be sent to her neighborhood because she could hear someone having sex and yelling, "ISIS is good, ISIS is great!"
The woman was told to call back if she heard the "chanting" again, but that wasn't the case. Maybe it was the couple's "safe phrase," or maybe that's the only way people can orgasm in Brown Deer these days. Who knows?
The point is that Americans calling the authorities because they think their neighbors are ISIS sympathizers is getting out of hand, and Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass said as much with this concise yet rather accurate tweet following the tattling:
@Eric_Steckling@BrownDeerWIPD@CBS58 maybe taking see something say something a little to far?
— Chief Kass (@browndeerchief) December 22, 2015Of course, Chief Kass wasn't the only one to get his two cents in on the matter, as people began lighting up Twitter as soon as the story broke. This one was our favorite:
These neighbors should scheme the things they'll shout from now on. "We're smoking weed! Living together unmarried!" https://t.co/yOkDnW8DWl
— Steve Fowliz Navidad (@SFowlerMobile) December 22, 2015Santa pissing on ISIS is apparently confusing to people in Maine: Light Display Of Santa Peeing On ISIS Mistaken For Sympathizing With The Enemy