Does anybody else think their mimosa tastes like there's a dick in it?
According to The LAD Bible, some poor guy who couldn't figure out why all of the drinking glasses in his house were vanishing recently went on a quest through his living quarters to find the reason behind the disappearance.
The culprit? You guessed it: His roommate was having sex with them.
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Usually in a situation like this, you'd be hard-pressed to find a way to make this story even more disgusting. But according to the picture Reddit user "igotthejack" uploaded to the site a few days ago, it looks as though the roommate was so horned up that he didn't even take the time to wash the glasses before he inserted a few sponges and plowed them.
Then again, it could have been much worse. I mean, at least the cup-banging roommate had the decency to hold on to the violated glasses instead of putting them back in the cupboard.
It's also not a good day when you find out somebody has been having sex with your pasta sauce: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With
According to The LAD Bible, some poor guy who couldn't figure out why all of the drinking glasses in his house were vanishing recently went on a quest through his living quarters to find the reason behind the disappearance.
The culprit? You guessed it: His roommate was having sex with them.
Usually in a situation like this, you'd be hard-pressed to find a way to make this story even more disgusting. But according to the picture Reddit user "igotthejack" uploaded to the site a few days ago, it looks as though the roommate was so horned up that he didn't even take the time to wash the glasses before he inserted a few sponges and plowed them.
Then again, it could have been much worse. I mean, at least the cup-banging roommate had the decency to hold on to the violated glasses instead of putting them back in the cupboard.
It's also not a good day when you find out somebody has been having sex with your pasta sauce: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With