Weird News: Just A Naked Dude In Texas Who Took Some Bath Salts And Ate...
I believe it was Rick James who once said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." Well, imagine if the late musician would have been around to give bath salts a try. An Austin man reportedly did so recently,...
View ArticleGuy Convinces Friend He Caught A Bird Under A Bowl, Bird Is Actually Poop
We're not sure where this video comes from, but we're almost positive it's not Alabama. Some prankster either placed or found a pile of what is hopefully dog crap on the street and then grabbed a bowl...
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10 Things That Happen When You Participate In A Weight Loss Challenge
A couple days into 2016, I was hanging out with friends and found out that like me, they had put on several pounds over the holidays. So, they were going to do a weight loss challenge to see who could...
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Ronda Rousey Got Her Body Painted For Sports Illustrated...Again
Remember when Sports Illustrated posted a picture of Ronda Rousey and her ass and everyone lost their minds? Awesome, so do we. And Ronda is back to make you lose your mind as she let SI paint her...
View ArticleMassive Douche Caught Cheating Gets Called Out By Girlfriend And Lover
It's always nice seeing cheaters get caught in the act and then called out, but it's even nicer when the cheater that is being called out happens to be a tool who thinks it's OK to pop the collar on a...
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Why Should You Read This SAT Study Guide? Plenty Of Reasons
A book is only as helpful as your willingness to read it. That's kind of the bullet point of the following forward from this SAT study guide. Well, that, and life is pretty bleak and miserable if you...
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Susan Sarandon's Cleavage At The SAG Awards Just Proved Age Is Only A Number
69-year-old Susan Sarandon dominated the red carpet last night at the 2016 SAG Awards. (I'm sure there's a sag joke to make, but we here at Mandatory are above such low-brow humor.) "The Secret Life...
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Today's Funny Photos
Today's funny photos are here to soothe your mind and body after you probably did some horrible things to both over the weekend. So take it easy. All you have to do is scroll and laugh and quitting...
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Mario Kart Items Ranked By Effectiveness
I have yet to meet a person who doesn't like Mario Kart. From its inception on Super Nintendo to the latest iteration on Wii U, Mario Kart has always been a classic for guys and girls alike. For some...
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The 10 Drunkest Super Bowl Fan Riots
Super Bowl victories and riots seem to go hand in hand these days almost as much as Johnny Manziel and poor decision-making. And the craziest thing about it is that the drunkest and most destructive...
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The Most Memorable Private Eyes Of '80s TV
Cop shows keep us glued to our sofas nowadays. Whether we're bathing in the beautiful oblivion of another SVU marathon or infatuated with the forensics of one of the CSIs, TV has turned us all into...
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Leonardo DiCaprio Vaping Was The Most Fascinating Thing At The SAG Awards
Aside from roaming around on a hoverboard before it sets itself on fire, vaping is usually an activity that a lot of tools partake in. But it's suddenly not a douchey activity at all when one of the...
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Guy Discovers Roommate's Masturbation Tissues Now Have Penis-Shaped Mushrooms...
Time to make my mom proud again by telling you folks about a guy who discovered that his roommate was basically hording his post-masturbation tissues in a bin. In fact, he hid them for so long that...
View ArticleLeslie Mann And Dakota Johnson Go Nuts And Flirt With Reporter During Interview
It's not everyday that two attractive, famous women tell you to unbutton your shirt, but one reporter was told that during an interview with Leslie Mann and Dakota Johnson. Chris Van Vliet, a Canadian...
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The Most Awkward Things People Have Done On A Date
Dates are awkward, there is no way around that. And we've all done or said something that has us cringing later in bed as we continue to think about it until our neighbor yells to "shut up." But even...
View ArticleMom Listens To Nicki Minaj For First Time And Acts Accordingly
I'm sure I have a few things in common with middle-aged moms, but one thing I know we have in common for sure is how we act when we hear a Nicki Minaj song. Let's take a look at how one mom reacted...
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Ted Cruz Tries To Give His Daughter A Hug And It's The Most Awkward Thing Ever
Sure, when you're young it may be quite embarrassing to give your dad a hug in front of people. But when your dad is Ted Cruz it's downright terrifying to have that man desperately trying to embrace...
View ArticleMore Nude, Err Body Paint Photos Of Ronda Rousey Have Leaked
You don't have to wait until February 15 to see Ronda Rousey hanging out on the beach in just a painted-on bathing suit in the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, because just as I figured,...
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Quiz: IKEA Item Or Evil Spirit?
Have you ever been shopping for a futon at IKEA with your girlfriend and you accidentally summoned an ancient evil spirit? Sure. We've all been there. But the real question is, do you think you can...
View ArticleLightning Strikes Don't Get Much Closer Than This
A couple of Australian dudes hanging out on a dock on Sydney's south side recently found out the hard way that going outside during a thunderstorm is a lot like thinking about going bareback with a...
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