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    It looks like he really, really enjoyed his job.

    Whatever you do at home should be your own business, but it should probably remain at home, and not be brought into your place of employment. Check out the photo a Twitter user posted after an employee was fired and his desk area was inspected:

    This Is The Absolute Worst Thing You Can Find Under A Fired Employee's Desk
    I don't think that's glue, folks. And I really feel bad for the new guy who has to sit there.

    Via Tumblr

    And this is the worst thing a roommate can leave behind: Guy Discovers Roommate's Masturbation Tissues Now Have Penis-Shaped Mushrooms On Them

     

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    Sadly, even in a group of candidates made up entirely of cock socks, one of them would still be all about what's best for "big business."


    In what is probably the funniest commercial since T.J. Miller's Shock Top effort last month, Trojan Brand Condoms has produced this hysterical "erection year" spoof that is 30 seconds of nonstop laughs. And perhaps the funniest stuff isn't even what's, um, coming out of each rubber's mouth.

    In case you missed what rolled across your screen in the ticker, here are just two of their best efforts:

    Her Pleasure: "My opponents are in bed with the lobbyists."

    Groove: "Female voters are something I can get behind."

    And don't forget that whenever love gloves get together to debate erection issues, it's always 69 degrees.

    h/t Huffington Post

    When the worlds of condoms and politics collide: These Condoms Let Your Penis Make A Political Statement

     

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    Penises are not something you expect to be subject matter on the news, but they are...a lot more than you think. Enjoy these news gaffes and/or Freudian slips.


    More quality supercuts: Tough Guys Cry

     

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    It looks as though the Republican Party has officially become a bigger disaster than Stacey Dash.

    According to BroBible, Robert Morrow defeated incumbent James Dickey Tuesday night in the race for head of the Travis County, Texas Republican Party. Morrow's reasoning for capturing 55 percent of the vote? You guessed it: He was listed on the ballot first.

    Robert Morrow Texas GOP Twitter feed
    "See, when you have a primary ballot — people vote for president, Congress, state judge," Morrow said. "When they get down to the precinct chair race, [they vote for who's] first on the ballot. It happened to be me. I don't need Karl Rove or David Axelrod. I did not spend a penny campaigning. In fact, I rarely even asked people to vote for me."

    But it's not those comments from Morrow that have the rest of the GOP's panties in a bunch. No, it's probably the ones about LBJ killing JFK and George Bush being a homosexual Morrow recently tweeted that have Republicans looking for a way to get rid of him.



    He's apparently not a fan of the Clintons either.




    But what is Morrow a big fan of? You guessed it: Set and huge tits.








    As for those Republicans trying to oust him from his new post, Morrow said they have "all of the effectiveness of a neutered gerbil."

    "Tell them they can go fuck themselves," Morrow added.

    And at this point, that's pretty much the response we expected.

    More Twitter feeds providing plenty of laughs: 30 Of The Most Hilarious People On Twitter You're Not Following Yet

     

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    You'd think she would cut herself some slack and stuff her face with ice cream sandwiches once in a while, but nope. That is not the route the fitness model mom-to-be in this story has taken.

    Hehehe... Zooming in to cut out the bump! (#lornajane @lornajaneactive crop)

    A photo posted by Chontel Duncan💋 (@chontelduncan) on


    Chontel Duncan runs a fitness business in Australia, and even though she is pregnant she has not allowed that to stop her from still working out every day. From HIIT training to kickboxing, Chontel is reminding us lazy a-holes just how gross and unfit we truly are.

    Look at Chontel on Instagram still showcasing her abs all while carrying a future troublemaker in her stomach:





    h/t Elite Daily

    We think she's pregnant: Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Bikini Pregnant Body In Australia

     

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    Not since it wrecked Biff Tannen's car has manure been used so perfectly.

    According to WHAM, a farmer in Strasburg, Ohio used cow shit to write the words "No Trump" on his property last week, and it's big enough that it can be read from an airplane.

    Ohio farmer uses manure to spell out NO TRUMP
    Jerry Slankard said he used manure from 15 cows to get his point across to his neighbors on the ground and in the sky. It was an effort that took him more than four hours to complete.

    "They furnished the ink for my writin' out there. I've raised almost every one of these cows," Slankard said. "It's just, [Trump] doesn't have any political experience -- not to mention, he's a bully."

    Jerry's wife Judy also weighed in on the matter, saying, "Nine out of 10 things that Trump said was a lie. I think it's down to him and Hillary. I hope and pray for the sake of my grandkids that he doesn't get it."

    Those are harsh words from Judy Slankard, just not as harsh as the stench that must be blowing through their neighbors' yards these days.

    Donald Trump butt plugs? Donald Trump butt plugs: Mexican Immigrant Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug

     

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    Even in Florida, that sounds like it's a little on the batshit crazy side of things, pal.

    According to KeysInfoNet, a 62-year-old retired Massachusetts lawyer told authorities he has every intention of returning to a Key West strip club at a later date to make a citizen's arrest of one of the club's dancers because she...wait for it...refused to have sex with him on Wednesday.

    Man in Florida vows to make citizen's arrest after stripper refuses sex
    John Ciardi told police he paid Living Dolls stripper Marianny Benitez $300 for "services," but she turned him down and then refused to give him back his cash. Benitez said Ciardi initially paid her $100 for a private dance and then gave her another $200 to have sex with him. The dance took place, but the plowing did not.

    At that point, Benitez said Ciardi "became upset and requested a refund." Benitez walked to the lobby and explained the situation to her manager, who explained to Ciardi that no refund would be issued. Now out $200 and totally blue balled, Ciardi "became aggressive," so the manager sent Benitez to a back room for her safety.

    Police eventually arrived on the scene and found Ciardi waiting outside of the club. Officer Jesse Hammers said Ciardi "became enraged and began using vulgar language" upon learning that the club wasn't going to press charges against him but also wasn't going to return his money. He told Hammers he was going back inside to make a "citizen's arrest," but he refrained from doing so after he was warned that he would be the one placed in handcuffs.

    Ciardi then "stormed off" from the club but not before first vowing to return at a later date to make that citizen's arrest.

    The biggest takeaway from the whole ordeal? You guessed it: if you want to have sex with Marianny Benitez of Key West, you'll need more than $200, guys. And at that point, you're probably better off trying to knock it out of the park with one of the waitresses at DJ's Clam Shack two blocks away.

    It's not always erotic, fellas: Best Stripper And Pole Dancing Fails Compilation

     

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    When you win the lottery, you probably shouldn't run into the middle of the street and yell to your neighbors that the winning ticket in your hand is worth $150 million. And when you buy a new 65-inch television, you probably don't want to parade it through town and tell everyone that you're putting it in the guest room with the patio door that never seems to lock all the way.

    And when you buy $10,000 worth of new Air Jordan 12 The Masters, you probably shouldn't start bragging about it in front of a dozen strangers while your back is turned on the open car that is housing your stash. Otherwise, this could happen:


    Boy, the guy who's taking video and reminding the dude that his "shit look short" sure isn't helping the situation. We'll assume that he isn't friends with the dude who just got robbed, or if he is, he's just one of those friends who's also a dick.

    h/t The Shoe Game

    A great way to get caught? You guessed it: Leave your poopy underpants behind: Colorado Thief Nabbed By Police After He Leaves His Crap-Filled Underwear At The Scene

     

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    Surprisingly, it didn't happen in Florida. But it was pretty damn close.

    According to the Online Athens, a 25-year-old "clown" was arrested early Tuesday morning at an Athens, Georgia, Waffle House after he allegedly smoked meth at the restaurant counter.

    man in clown suit arrested for smoking meth at waffle house
    Police responded to a complaint at 4:40 a.m. of a red-haired man wearing a clown suit smoking meth in the restaurant, and when they arrived on the scene, they found Jacob Worthington inside a locked bathroom.

    Officers asked Worthington if he had any weapons in his possession, and he admitted to having a knife. They found the knife when they searched his pockets, but they also discovered LSD wrapped in foil as well as rolling papers. A search of his "book bag" yielded "a jar of mushrooms, a jar of pot, a digital scale and a gold keepsake box that held some more pot and an unidentified white powder."

    Worthington was arrested and charged with a number of drug-related offenses, and it's unclear how many children's birthday parties in Athens are going to be without entertainment this weekend as a result.

    Yeah, I'll take a Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melt, and I'll take it to go since there is a naked woman attacking your other customers: Georgia Woman Strips Naked And Attacks Waffle House Patrons

     

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  • 03/04/16--04:25: Today's Funny Photos
  • The weekend is here, which means it's time to start drinking. But before you kick off your weekend-long binge, let these funny photos put you in the mood to party. When you're done here, check us out on Twitter and Instagram and we'll see you on the other side of the weekend.

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    Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

    Follow @robfee on Twitter.


    Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.

     

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    While Cuba Gooding Jr. is trying to convincingly play the role of O.J. Simpson, the real crime story has picked up steam again, as a knife buried at the Juice estate has been found.

    A Buried Knife Was Found At The O.J. Simpson Estate
    It is being said that a construction worker found the knife either "several years ago" or when the house was being demolished in 1998. The construction worker turned the knife over to an off-duty LAPD cop, and that cop did what most cops would do: nothing. The cop ended up taking the knife home where he kept it for years and never told anyone.

    Years later, the cop called a fellow cop in Robbery Homicide Division about the knife in hopes of getting the departmental record number for the Nicole Brown Simpson/Ronald Goldman murder case, which he planned on engraving in the frame.

    The other cop, who was clearly the smarter cop, told his superiors (and they were super pissed), who in turn forced the other cop to give up the knife, which he did.

    According to TMZ, the knife is currently being tested for hair and fingerprints. It will then be tested for DNA and other biological evidence. There is a possibility that the knife may also have blood residue on it, but it has to be tested because it is very rusted and stained.

    This case is currently top secret.

    And the Juice drama starts all over again.

    More dumb athletes: The Worst Crimes Committed By Pro Athletes

     

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    Chances are, you watched porn before you ever had sex. In fact, I'd go as far as to say you watched tons of porn before you ever had sex. But this kind of thing is totally understandable, and has become something of an unofficial rite of passage for curious young men. There are its obvious benefits, of course: Porn is down for lovemaking whenever you are; porn doesn't care how experienced or well-endowed you happen to be; and porn will commit to whatever sexual act you're into, as long as you type the right keywords.

    The problem with this porn consumption is that we used porn as an educational tool when it isn't -- it's entertainment; it's fantasy. As such, we were led to believe some things about sex that simply aren't true. Here are 10 of the most prevalent:

    1. That Our Dicks Are Small
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    Studies upon studies have been committed to determine the average size of a man's penis. The results vary, but ultimately measure between five to seven inches. Porn stars, it would seem, measure between eight and 12, with the girth of a large soda from the movie theatre. Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys!

    2. That All Dicks Are Circumcised
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    Just like the majority of women are completely shaved downstairs, uncircumcised penises are the less popular on-screen wiener because these turtlenecked soldiers have been deemed less pretty than the other, which can harm a young man's confidence. If porn reflected real life, one in three male porn stars would have a circumcised penis, as it's estimated that two-thirds of the world is actually uncircumcised.

    3. That Women Have Like, 10 Orgasms During Sex
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    Sometimes women don't orgasm during sex. Sometimes even men don't! Research shows that 70 percent of women have faked an orgasm during sex. And that's not all, 30 percent of men have admitted they've faked an orgasm as well. How in the hell do men do it? Who knows!

    4. That Anal Sex Requires No Preparation
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    In porn, edit cuts make it look like all it takes for a woman to have anal sex is to steer the man inside her. If you've ever had anal sex, you will find that it takes a lot more preparation than you'd been led to believe. It also glazes over the fact that you can't really penetrate it with the vigor you used for her vagina.

    5. That Dudes Don't Have Body Hair
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    "Why in the hell does my ass crack have hair?" Because every man's does! Guys have body hair, this is fact. But just like women, the trend in porn shows that both men and women have no body hair whatsoever, and essentially become bronzed mannequins with larger-than-life genitals.

    6. That Squirting Is Real
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    As somebody who's interviewed many people in the adult industry, I can confidently say that squirting is mostly fabricated. Women do indeed get wet (some very much so) but they don't shoot their ejaculate across the room like an industrial sprinkler.

    7. That Women Scream Like Banshees
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    If a woman actually made the sounds actresses do in adult film, you'd think something had gone horribly wrong during your encounter, like your penis had turned into a scythe and you've completely gutted her.

    8. That The More Difficult The Position, The Better The Sex Is
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    Porn stars are very physically fit. And they have to be when we watch those scenes where they're performing Cirque Du Soleil-like acts while having deep, penetrative intercourse. Take shower sex, for instance. How in the hell is that crap supposed to feel good?

    9. That Condoms Don't Mean Sh*t
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    Though the laws about this have just recently begun to change, porn shows children that condoms aren't necessary, and that watching your school nurse awkwardly place a condom on a banana in sex ed was unnecessary.

    10. That A Guy Can Shoot Wherever He Wants
    10 Things Porn Falsely Led Us To Be True About Sex
    Watching a money shot (the climax of the porn film, if you will) showed us that wherever we want to shoot our ejaculate is fair game. Cream pie? You got it. On her back? Why not. But as every man discovers during his actual sex-having years, a woman isn't always so willing to gamble with your climax, and that the cleanup of your climax is usually your responsibility.

     

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    Protest signs usually take some effort. You know, a poster board, some markers and time that comes from not having a job. But we can honestly say that all the time was worth it for the signs below because these are signs we absolutely can get behind, especially the first one.

    We Can Really Get Behind These Protest Signs

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    Via Funny Or Die

    A lot more where that came from: A Gallery of Hilarious Picket Signs

     

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    Well that's unfortunate.

    Tom Grim Fandango Matthews (what a name) was on a smoke break when all of a sudden he heard a click near his ear. And that click came from what he said was a man that sneaked up behind him and put a padlock through his ear before running off.

    Take a look at the aftermath thanks to a picture from Tom's Facebook:

    Poor Guy Has Padlock Put On Ear Lobe
    "So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c*** [sic]'" Tom said after posting the picture above. Now I don't know what the hell this English lad just said, but it is pretty obvious that he was pissed about the whole ordeal.

    Tom's friends tried to understand just what exactly occurred:

    Poor Guy Has Padlock Put On Ear Lobe
    Tom still has no clue who did this to him, but after calming down he eventually was able to remove the padlock with bolt cutters.

    It's always good to have bolt cutters around for extremely common instances such as this one.

    Via Metro

    Told you it was common: Guy Wakes Up With Bike Lock Stuck On Neck After A Night Of Drinking

     

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    It isn't always easy being a highly successful celebrity, especially when you have to overcome seemingly impossible obstacles to get there. Nearly 15 to 20 percent of people are diagnosed with a language-based learning disability, and these folks here are great examples of how to turn a negative learning disorder into a positive lifestyle.

    Folks like Jim Carrey and Michael Phelps who struggle with ADHD are in the lot with famous people with learning disorders who have gone on to do great things. Now here are some other celebrities who overcame learning disorders to become success stories. Some of them, however, might like to pee on you. Drip, drip, drip.

    Vince Vaughn
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    Ironic that the very man who's made us laugh a thousand times over was once the butt of bullying as a child. Vaughn's slowed abilities forced him into special education classes, making him a prime target for getting picked on. He's stated that having difficulties to overcome forces better work ethic and effort and that his troubles with dyslexia only helped shape him into the lovable, maniacal man we laugh with when we binge on his classic comedies.


    Tom Cruise
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    Thomas Cruise Mapother IV suffered from abuse and learning difficulties from a young age. It's been said that his inability to perform basic tasks caused his father to be very hard on him, as well as make him the target of school bullying. Cruise considers himself a functional illiterate. He also dropped his father's name. He is the founding member of the Hollywood Education and Literacy Project that offers free tutoring worldwide.


    Albert Einstein
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    Before E equaled MC squared, Einstein had a hard time memorizing the simplest of things. That mixed with his bad memory was the chief source of his known dyslexia. The man couldn't even keep track of the months of the year! So if you don't have a learning disability and haven't discovered a theorem in your life, you have no excuses anymore.


    Dan Aykroyd
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    Tourette's and Asperger's both played a pivotal and trying role in the Blues Brother's life. Prior to his roles in "Ghostbusters" and "Blues Brothers" with his late great SNL co-star, John Belushi, Ackroyd was diagnosed with a double dose of learning disorder. Though mild cases, their presence forced him to hunker down and accomplish great tasks despite being dealt a difficult hand.


    R. Kelly
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    We're not certain his desire to pee on you has anything to do with learning disorders, but the acquitted musician once charged with child pornography has publicly disclosed he can barely read. That functional illiteracy didn't seem to stop him from getting out of felony charges and winning a Grammy. Well played, Robert.


    Keira Knightley
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    The "Pirates of the Caribbean" actress, along with her co-captain star, Orlando Bloom, both have struggled with dyslexia in their lives. From both of their childhoods, the two decorated actors struggled early on with learning disabilities, and both worked extra hard and put in the extra work necessary not only to conquer their difficulties, but to go on and sail the seas with a drunken Johnny Depp.


    Caitlyn Jenner (formerly known as Bruce Jenner)
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    The Olympic athlete and 1976 gold medalist has struggled with learning disabilities since the days of Bruce. Jenner has claimed the difficulty with reading helped to overcome bigger obstacles and eventually persevere to become a once "World's Greatest Athlete." Never a dull moment, Cait.


    Whoopi Goldberg
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    This sister act didn't know about her dyslexia and trouble in school until she was well into her adult years. Her teacher allegedly called her slow and dumb, and that stayed with her most of her childhood. It wasn't until later she realized there was a decent reason she was slow and dumb.


    John Lennon
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    The late Beatle has been known as a dyslexia success story, having struggled with learning and getting into trouble from an early age. Lennon was constantly an advocate for anarchy, getting kicked out of school before graduation and eventually leading a social movement with Yoko Ono up until his death. John grew up with his aunt who taught him to express himself, an expression that helped him tame his dyslexia and would lead to some of the greatest music ever written.


    Henry Winkler
    Famous People Who Overcame Learning Disorders and Became Successful
    That's right, the Fonz! The "Happy Days" actor and Golden Globe winner who played Arthur Fonzarelli spent most of his life suffering from an unidentified learning disorder. When he was 31, he shot a documentary about dyslexia, only to realize he was struggling with it himself. All three of Winkler's kids are reportedly dyslexic.

    Sources:
    Disabled-World
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    Since it's Friday, you can't really get too mad at us for showing you this compilation of blackheads being extracted from various people. I mean, if you've followed us for a while, you probably have a pretty strong stomach, right?

    Right?

    Just be sure before you go any further.

    OK, so the steady hands in the video belong to Dr. Sandra Lee, also known as Dr. Pimple Popper. Take a look at 10 separate blackhead cases in the video below:


    We apologize.

    We are terrible people: This Girl Popped A Six-Year-Old Pimple And It Will Make You Physically Sick

     

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  • 03/04/16--07:50: Gerard Butler Has Fallen
  • Remember when Gerard Butler came charging into mainstream popularity with his massive hit "300," playing King Leonidas and leading 300 Spartans into battle?

    Gerard Butler Has Fallen

    Butler and his digitally altered abs in "300" showed everyone just how manly and badass he could be, yelling and reminding everyone how they would "dine in hell" (which is something I've written on Yelp before). Even right before "300" Butler had played another tough role as Beowulf in "Beowulf and Grendel." We were all ready to accept Butler as the next awesome Hollywood tough guy. But we were all let down when Butler did a 180 on us and decided to say adios to his badass ways. Let's take a look.

    "P.S. I Love You" (2007)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    OK Gerard, maybe you wanted to appeal to women? Dancing in nothing but suspenders and boxers is the only way we can explain that. After filming "300" perhaps you needed a break from the rigors of action movies? I don't know, but we will forgive you for this.

    "Nim's Island" (2008)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    OK, G-Butler, now you're testing our patience. Why the hell were you frolicking on an island with Abigail Breslin? And why were you dressed up like someone who was desperate to replace Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones?

    "RocknRolla" (2008)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    Whew, had us nervous there for a second, but teaming up with Guy Ritchie was the right move here. Now time to get back to being a total badass.

    "The Ugly Truth" (2009)
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    Seriously? One step forward and two steps back? No one wants to work with Katherine Heigl, so what the hell were you thinking?

    "Gamer" (2009)
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    Explosions? Check. Guns? Check. Staring down Dexter? Check. Not a memorable movie at all, but we're glad you remember what you're good at.

    "Law Abiding Citizen" (2009)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    Now you're on a role! Playing a badass family man who wants to take down everyone who killed your family, all while saying a big "fuck you" to the justice system, is exactly the type of film you needed.

    "The Bounty Hunter" (2010)
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    And once again you shit the bed. Jennifer Aniston stars in plenty of bad romantic comedies on her own, she doesn't need your help, Gerard. Hell, we would have taken a film of you starring as Dog the Bounty Hunter instead.

    "Machine Gun Preacher" (2011)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    Trying to help kids all while killing people is sort of a badass thing to do, I think. Ugh, we'll take it.

    "Chasing Mavericks" (2012)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    So you've moved away from romantic comedies and now you want to surf? Well, at least you got a tan and gold curls out of it. The days of King Leonidas seem so, so long ago.

    "Playing For Keeps" (2012)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    That romantic comedy magnet attracted you again, GB? And you even kept your gold locks. Look at how you're staring at Jessica Biel; maybe romantic comedies is where your heart truly is at.

    "Movie 43" (2013)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    This can't be happening.

    "Olympus Has Fallen" (2013)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    Well, this had a ton of explosions and blood, and zero instances of you dressed up as a leprechaun. Success, I guess.

    "Gods of Egypt" (2015)
    Gerard Butler Has Fallen
    This is as close as we are going to get to your "300" days, and it's terrible. This film looks simply terrible. Well, at least it seems you're back on the right track, as "London Has Fallen" comes out today. Let's try and stay on the "terrible action movies" route and never go back to Katherine Heigl or being a leprechaun again. Thanks.

    (Photos via YouTube.)

    Related: A Fun Look At The Depressing Career Of Cuba Gooding Jr. Since His 1997 Oscar Win

     

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    The nice thing about Facebook is that you can keep in contact with your friends and family all over the world. The bad thing is that any random idiot you've ever encountered in life has sent you a friend request and wants to debate and argue about anything you ever post. Thank goodness for the block button. This is a re-creation of how pretty much every Facebook argument has ever gone down.

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    You probably don't know much about Bella Thorne; like after a search I discovered she was in "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip." If you did know that already you probably need to reevaluate some things. But here's one thing that you definitely need to know about Bella: she has one ridiculous body.

    Bella took part in a photoshoot in Malibu, and she wasn't afraid to show off some of her goods, especially her bum. Take a look at the tweet below to better underbutt, I mean understand, what I mean:


    Bella clearly had a good time at the shoot, just like we are clearly enjoying looking at these pictures:


    Beach day sure is fun.

    Candice enjoys beach day, too: Candice Swanepoel Poses Naked On The Beach For Victoria's Secret

     

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