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- 08/10/16--06:13: Playing Video Games Today vs. Playing Video Games In The '90s
- 08/10/16--06:21: Is Beyoncé Really A Reptilian Pretending To Be A Human?
- 08/10/16--07:50: These Movies Are All Celebrating 25 Years of Amazingness
- 08/10/16--09:06: Dude Takes Gun Selfie, Gets Mocked By Everyone On The Internet
- 08/10/16--09:36: Ex-Rams Player Learns That Booty Calls Can Be Very Expensive
- 08/10/16--11:03: Sewage Truck Has Too Much Crap In It, Explodes In Middle Of Street
- 08/10/16--12:10: MMA Fighter Mackenzie Dern Might Blow Up Bigger Than Ronda Rousey
- 08/10/16--12:51: Eva Marie's Wardrobe Malfunction Was The Winner Of Her WWE Match
- 08/10/16--14:27: Proposed Italian Law Would Send Parents Of Vegan Kids To Jail
- 08/10/16--13:11: Get to Know the Voluptuous Valerie van der Graaf
There's probably no cleaner sport than diving. So why does it seem so filthy? If you've been watching the 2016 Rio Olympic Games at all, you'll know exactly what we're talking about. If not, don't worry, you'll catch on pretty quick.
The question is, do those scores factor in shrinkage?
h/t Buzzfeed, all photos via NBC
Jeez, you can make just about anything seem dirty: Unnecessarily Censored Children's Books
While the name Michelle Jenneke may not ring any bells, her pre-race warmup at Barcelona 2012 will, as it is the sole reason she shot to fame in an instant. Check out the video below for a nice reminder:
Now, Jenneke is preparing for her Rio debut, and is just days away from running her first race. And if her Instagram pics are any proof, Jenneke sure is ready. Just take a look at the 23-year-old's most recent pics showing off her Olympic bod thanks to her Instagram:
And Jenneke is just one of the reasons to watch the Rio Olympics: 11 Reasons To Watch The Rio Olympics
It's one of the seven deadly sins for human beings, but for chimps, gluttony is apparently considered "cute."
Check out this video of a chimpanzee named Mowgli who wasn't satisfied with one, two or hell, even three oranges recently at the Jane Goodall Institute South Africa, so he decided to use not only his hands but also his mouth and feet to carry what looks to be roughly a dozen oranges from Point A to Point B.
That's rather impressive, Mowgli. Hey, if things don't work out at monkey camp, odds are you would have no problem getting a job as a waiter at Applebee's with those mad carrying skills.
Imagine what this baboon's reaction would be if he saw how many oranges this monkey could carry at one time:Baboon Gets Mind Blown By Simple Magic Trick
Fan is short for fanatic, and I know you're all fanatics for our daily roundups of funny photos. Don't try to lie to me. Also, I know today's batch will especially blow you away. Scroll down and enjoy!
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Wouldn't it have been great if this was titled "25 of the Funniest Tweets About Being Lazy" and then I was too lazy to get them all, so it was only like 6 tweets? Thankfully that's not the case. These hilarious guys and girls are about to make you feel a lot better about the lazy life choices you've been making. Enjoy!
Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type "hrkkp" and get pissed off that it doesn't get changed to "hello"— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 29, 2014
Somebody wrote "wash me" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote "no" under it.— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) February 28, 2012
I downloaded some apps on my lazy roommate's phone. pic.twitter.com/idNDwAdNZ3— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 28, 2014
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
I'm too lazy up get up to kill this moth but we locked eyes & I made a slitting motion across my throat so I know I scared him.— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) April 4, 2014
I'm so lazy that even if I had one of those bunk beds which has a desk underneath I would still probably moan about the commute— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) July 20, 2016
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so stop being so lazy, happy people.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 7, 2015
Ever have sex that's so lazy, neither one of you is on top?— Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) August 22, 2011
You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'— kalyani nandkishor ® (@SmileIsPeace) November 29, 2015
Sometimes I think I'm not lazy, but then I remember I consider putting on high-top sneakers too much work most of the time.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2016
I'm so lazy I just gave up halfway through a shrug.— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 13, 2011
When ur too lazy to get up from bed and turn off the lights pic.twitter.com/s9mBaNWUow— Laughing (@OMGtrolls) March 10, 2015
[old person scoffs] These young people, so lazy. When I was their age I was already ruining their economic future— Hippo (@InternetHippo) June 28, 2016
Humans are so lazy we are 70% sure that robots are going to kill us all but we keep making them because chores suck.— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 30, 2015
I'm so lazy, if I got Catfished I'd just marry the person anyway.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 30, 2015
If I truly "lived each day like my last" I would probably just cancel my plans and lie down.— Babe Parker (@BabeParker) May 26, 2016
Last night I was so lazy I changed my tampon in my bed and put the trash in an empty chip bag that was also in my bed.— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 21, 2013
You are never truly alone if you are too lazy to unsubscribe. pic.twitter.com/n85ABhUfhO— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) February 14, 2015
Naming a store "Linens and Things" is so lazy. It's like calling a place "Blankets and Shit."— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) October 14, 2010
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.— Craig Nugent (@IAMCRAIGNUGENT) January 18, 2014
There's a fly on this airplane. Ugh, so lazy!— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) April 27, 2013
I don't get racism.— (((maura quint))) (@behindyourback) July 12, 2010
Are you SO lazy, you can't take one moment to get to know a person and hate them for who they are AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
When you're too lazy to say two words pic.twitter.com/6EoLX8ifAM— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) February 15, 2015
I'm so lazy that— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) April 11, 2014
Posting a photo of yourself on Reddit's Roast Me page is already asking for trouble, but the following poor souls really didn't know what they were in for. If they did, odds are they would have tried taking more flattering photos of themselves. Then again, when sketchyCrab is giving you the full caricature treatment, it doesn't really matter.
(h/t The Queen is not Amused...but I am., via sketchyCrab)
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I hate to be the old guy talking about how kids these days don't appreciate how great they have it, but when it comes to video games, kids these days certainly don't know how great they have it. The early days of video gaming were great because it was something fresh and new, but the frustrations that came along with it made us develop patience and forced us to try harder to finish a game. Here's what it's like playing games now compared to back in the '90s.
There are hundreds of videos and articles all over the internet from people claiming to have irrefutable proof that Beyoncé is either a reptilian pretending to be a human in order to control the world, or possessed by demons that take over her body when she performs. Just search "Beyoncé reptilian" or "Beyoncé possessed" on YouTube and you can watch them all for yourself. Here's a fine example:
So the question is, is it possible that an evil reptilian clone has replaced Beyoncé, or has she been one since the beginning? The answer:
NO! What are you even talking about?? That's one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said, and yet somehow people actually believe this garbage! So you mean to tell me that there are giant lizards that can shapeshift into the form of existing humans, or even pose as humans, and walk among us? And what do these hyperintelligent lizard individuals do with their powers? Write pop songs and perform choreographed dances. Yeah, I'm sure back on the reptilian planet they're checking in with, all of their infiltrators around the universe get updates. On one planet they became government officials and control society. On another planet they control the economy. On Earth? Oh, the lizards of Earth have multiple Billboard #1 singles and marry the guy who sampled Little Orphan Annie in a rap song.
That's the problem with the state of the internet. Anyone can post any idiotic idea on it and then someone else will post their own video using that one as their source. They're either clinically insane or just doing it for clicks and views, but then susceptible, less-than-intelligent people will jump on it and say, "Hey if it wasn't true, then why are there all these articles and videos about it?" This is honestly why it's so difficult for our society to progress.
Let's say, for example, that Peanut Butter Twix bars became poisonous and thousands of people were dying from eating them. The government tries to stop production of Peanut Butter Twix, but says that all other Twix are fine. It's just that this one type of Twix is responsible for deaths every day. Now you get articles and videos coming out where people are saying, "Well why is it that the government wants to deny our right to own Peanut Butter Twix? I have a case of them at my house and no one's gotten hurt. Sure a kid could get into them and die, but it's my right to own any sort of Twix I want. Are you tired of the government trying to tell you what kind of Twix you're allowed to eat? And what's next? Skittles? Starbursts? Your home? Your bank account? Folks, if they take these Twix bars, then it's only a matter of time before they get rid of ALL of our rights!"
You can find something on the internet to back up pretty much any claim. So if you're discussing a topic with someone, you can present pages of concrete facts and evidence, but it means nothing because they saw a video of THE TRUTH THAT THE BIG CORPORATE MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW! Instead of seeking out truth, they seek out someone -- anyone -- who agrees with their opinion.
If it's their opinion, then no amount of evidence will change their mind. If it's your opinion, then literally any contradicting statement is all the proof they need to discredit you. "Oh, you have documented proof that I'm wrong? Well check out this meme I found on Facebook that says otherwise! Checkmate!"
For the love of God, stop believing everything you read on the internet. If you're discussing a topic with someone, ask them for the source of their claim. The internet has become this giant telephone game where stories get twisted and misinterpreted until folklore is being preached as truth. My friend is a nurse and said the other day that she was with a patient whose brother was there. The brother says to the nurse, "I can't believe that Hillary Clinton story. Must have been a shock for you especially, huh?" She didn't know what he was talking about and asked what he was referring to. He says, "Well I just heard that when they were going through Hillary Clinton's emails, they found out that she secretly had the cure for cancer, but wasn't sharing it with anyone. Now it's out and available to the public and you can buy it at Walmart."
This is not a joke. A grown adult actually said those words. Imagine a world where that would seem like a plausible thing, or something you would just accept on face value without doing any research on your own. Also, why would Walmart be the only place to buy a miracle medicine? Why am I trying to find logic in this?
Look for the truth in all things. Snopes.com and FactCheck.org are great resources to find out if an internet rumor is true or not. You can get on there and check to see who among us is a reptilian lizard person if you want. Spoiler alert: it's no one. Because that's really dumb.
When Iggy Azalea isn't being thanked for ruining hip-hop, she's making heads turn by posting bikini pics that show why she's still a tiny bit relevant. And the reason? Her ass. And one of her latest bikini pics have people wondering if she photoshopped it.
Take a look at the pic that the 26-year-old shared on her Instagram:
While that pic is certainly nice to look at, some people had their doubts on the validity of that bum:
Well, Iggy didn't really pay much attention to it as she just shared another bikini pic:
Now if she could only alter her career and make it good.
Speaking of her butt: Iggy Azalea's Vegas Butt Selfie Is Hypnotizing
I think it's about time we take a break from focusing on the Olympics and on hardworking athletes to focus on something that matters a tad more: what Kylie Jenner has been up to with her hair.
Don't let the media and its patriotism distract you from what makes America great, folks: it's Kylie's recent adventures. And the latest one shows Kylie going all red and donning some red cornrows. And if that doesn't interest you enough, Kylie decided to show them off while wearing a bright red swimsuit. What a way to celebrate yourself!
Check out the pic below thanks to her Instagram:
Here's a closer look at her hair:
I can't handle how much of a trendsetter Kylie is. It really upsets me that gold medals haven't been thrown her way.
What will this genius think of next?!
Now check this out: Kylie Jenner Posts Another Cornrow Pic On Instagram, Pisses Off Lots Of People
"Silence of the Lambs" (February 13)
The first film of the Hannibal Lecter series, starring Anthony Hopkins, "Silence of the Lambs" follows Jodie Foster (Clarice) as a young FBI agent on the trail of a serial skin collector, Buffalo Bill, using Dr. Lecter as her imprisoned psychiatrist informant.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" (March 22)
The green guys returned after their beloved feature debut in 1990 with a somewhat solid sequel and a few newcomers to the cast. With the return of Shredder, along with a little "Super-Shred," New York's most underground ninja foursome must go topside, using the help of their little karate kid friend, Keno. Not only do they throw down once more with Shredder, but this time they battle a couple mutants of their own while getting down with Vanilla Ice, ninja rap, fire extinguishers and some random floozies in a club who had to be so drunk not to know what was going on.
"What About Bob" (May 17)
In a hilarious turn of events, multi-phobic personality Bob Wiley (Bob Murray), meets and befriends his newly successful, reluctant psychiatrist, Dr. Marvin, before slowly overtaking his family with his wacky antics and co-dependent lovesick puppy syndrome. In the end, it's the psychiatrist (Richard Dreyfuss) who may need some serious therapy.
"Ernest Scared Stupid" (October 11)
Ernest P. Worrell is the live action inspector gadget of our childhood years, and after unleashing a sacred burial ground for trolls just before Halloween, the small-town trash man has to put the trolls back in the tree before it turns the whole town to stone. The late Varney was one of the last great character actors of our generation, like Robin Williams, coming up with multiple character personalities within his movies, some of which would comment on the film as a sort of silly sidebar.
"Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (July 3)
Following the 1984 original, the sequel is set 11 years later and John Connor is endangered by a shape-shifting T-1000, and Arnold is back, new and improved, to save him. While on the run, Arnold, the boy and his mother develop a relationship in one of the best sequels in movie history.
"The Addams Family" (November 22)
They're creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky, the Addams family makes its feature debut following a 1960s TV series. Christopher Lloyd stars as a suspected impostor of Uncle Fester to the Addams, and Morticia (Anjelica Huston) is the suspecting mother to two creepy kids, Pugsley and Wednesday (Christina Ricci).
"Point Break" (July 12)
Of all the worst reboots in movie history, "Point Break" follows a federal agent (Keanu Reeves) who runs a sting on a group of surfer thieves, led by Patrick Swayze. The film was rebooted in 2015, but it holds nothing on the original, which has reenactment bars dedicated to its bizarre surfer bro script.
"Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" (June 7)
Sue Ellen (Christina Applegate) is a bit of a teenage party girl, and when her mom goes out of town for the summer, it's an endless party until her plans are ruined when the babysitter dies on the job. Now she has to get an adult job and take care of her troublesome siblings. A young David Duchovny stars, too.
"Hot Shots!" (July 31)
The "Top Gun" spoof starring Charlie Sheen makes Topper come out of retirement for a classified mission. It's like "Top Gun" meets "Mission: Impossible" in a conspiracy film full of hilarious parody, thanks to Sheen and Lloyd Bridges. Anybody who appreciates this will die over the sequel, "Hot Shots! Part Deux."
"Backdraft" (May 24)
One of the most powerful firehouse stories trails the blaze of Chicago's best firefighters: the firehouse gags, the everyday firefighter life and a longtime rivalry between Stephen (Kurt Russell) and Brian (William Baldwin). Robert De Niro investigates a string of fires with Brian, who helps lead the trail back to Stephen while trying to prove himself, which ends with a fiery finish.
"The Rocketeer" (June 21)
This is the latest in Hollywood's plans to do a modern reboot, the story of a stunt pilot, Cliff Secord, who discovers a jet pack and ends up becoming his own brand of leather-toting superhero. There is a girl (Jennifer Connelly), of course, but when the Nazis get involved, Cliff has to use his rocket pack to save the day and the girl, of course.
"Naked Gun 2-1/2: The Smell of Fear" (June 28)
Lt. Frank Drebin, played by the classic late Leslie Nielsen, is back for more hysterical hijinks. The comedy parody sequel follows Drebin into another conspiracy spoof involving powerful corporate heads, including the man who has taken his former flame. Nielsen goes in with confidence and a lot of clumsy luck in order to take down the man and win back his woman.
"Cape Fear" (November 13)
Max Cady (Robert De Niro) is a recently released convict from a 14-year sentence who visits his former counsel (Nick Nolte) and progressively torments him more and more for not properly representing him in court. As he grows more agitated, the lawyer fights back only to find his world being destroyed by the clever psychopath until it comes down to a final blow outside the law. The film is directed by Scorsese, a reboot of the 1962 thriller.
"City Slickers" (June 7)
Of the greatest comedy trios, the city boys in the outback are up in the ranks. Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern and Bruno Kirby take a break from their urban lives and annoying wives and head into the cattle-driven lifestyle. Elder cowboy Jack Palance attempts to keep these city boys safe from the dangers of cowboy life and the fears of getting on in years in the funniest way possible.
"Problem Child 2" (July 3)
Ultimate troublemaker, little Junior, found himself a family in the first film, but now his dad is finding new love, and Junior is finding he's not the only troublemaker on the block. After the two go head to head for the throne of top juvenile delinquent, they redirect their angst and team up to keep Junior's dad from marrying a monster, and hook up their single parents. Did you know they made a third one of these? Of course they did!
Plenty of idiots enjoy taking mirror selfies while holding one of their 50 guns, but if you're going to be one of those idiots, you better be sure you don't look like a complete ass. Because if you do, chances are the internet will catch wind of it -- and they will have no mercy.
Just take a look at this gun selfie this kid took:
Have you shit your pants from fear yet? No, well then just take a look at everyone who mocked him in numerous, hilarious ways:
These folks also felt the internet's wrath: These People Forgot That The Internet Calls You Out On Everything
NFL wide receiver Deon Long has learned the hard (knocks) way that breaking team rules is never a good idea -- even if it's for a booty call.
HBO's new season of "Hard Knocks" kicked off last night, and the Los Angeles Rams' training camp is the focus of the 11th installment of the show. The highlight of the premiere was a lowlight for Long, as coach Jeff Fisher cut him after it was revealed he violated team policy.
The particular rule he violated was "no female guests in the room," and even though Long explained to his coach that the girl was in his dorm before curfew and he didn't intend to have her stay, Fisher told him he was gone.
"Sorry, but this is our world, man. We have rules and we have to abide by them," said Fisher.
The coach then informed the players what had happened, stating that what Long did was some "7-9 bullshit." Fittingly, Long has since been signed by the Eagles, and they'll be lucky to win seven games this year.
"Hard Knocks" is streaming now, and you can catch new episodes on Tuesday nights at 10 p.m. ET. (Photo via ESPN)
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So you're cruising down a Moscow street wondering what in God's name did you do in your past life to deserve living in Moscow, when out of nowhere a sewage truck blows up and tosses all its gross shit all over your car. Yep, that's pretty much what happened in this video.
I guess that's what the drivers nearby get for thinking, "Can this day get any worse?" Yes. Yes it can. And if that white car's windows were even a tad open he's literally having a shitty day. Boom. Someone put me out. I'm on fire, folks.
Jersey at its finest: Here's A Garbage Truck Exploding In A New Jersey Neighborhood
If you haven't heard the name Mackenzie Dern yet, prepare to become a big fan, as many people are saying she is going to be the next Ronda Rousey. One of her teammates even declared, "She will be bigger than Ronda Rousey."
The 23-year-old is already a multiple-time jiu-jitsu world champion, and is currently the No. 1 ranked female jiu-jitsu practitioner. Dern only has one MMA bout on her resume, however -- a victory over Kenia Rosas -- but that will change soon. Let's check out more of Dern thanks to her Instagram:
Guys! I am so happy to be another Main Event for @f2wpro in Phoenix!! One more super fight! For sure I will do my best to put in a great show for you guys!! Make sure you get your tickets early! Hope to see a lot of you there! ________________________________________________________Mackenzie Dern vs Talita Alencar 125lbs Black Belt Title Main Event Fight To Win Pro12 ~ September 17th ~ in Arizona! Tickets on sale www.cagetix.com/f2w
Make up ready for the photo shoot today with @angelicagalvao and @galvaobjj for @wartribegear !! Prepare for the new men's and women's gi's coming!! They are so nice!!_____________________________________________Maquiagem pronta para o ensaio de fotos fotos com @angelicagalvao @galvaobjj para o @wartribegear !! Se preparem para as novidades! Kimonos lindos, masculinos e femininos!!
And speaking of Ronda: Ronda Rousey Got Her Body Painted For Sports Illustrated...Again
And she didn't even have to wrestle.
I will admit that I used to wear the hell out of The Rock T-shirts when I was in fifth grade, but it's been years since I was actually invested in wrestling. But after what went down on the most recent "SmackDown Live," I think I will catch an episode in the near future.
Eva Marie was set to make her "SmackDown Live" in-ring debut against Becky Lynch, but then something happened -- something way more exciting than watching her fake leg drops -- she lost her top and her goods were loose. Check out the tweet below for a peek:
You can check out the whole scene right here.
I'm sure most people are totally fine waiting another week for Eva to make her debut, especially if it means more wardrobe malfunctions occur. And I think this is one of those rare moments when it doesn't matter if it's scripted or not, because we win regardless.
Here is some more of Eva Marie thanks to her Instagram:
Several of you ladies have asked me what my goal is with my new fashion brand @nemfashion. The answer is simple, I want to inspire and empower women to wake up everyday and know that they are special and loved. Too often you see women hating on each other and putting each other down for no reason. Those days are gone, and it's time to take a stand together and spread love and the message of empowerment. - I was put on this earth to inspire people, and help others see the best within themselves. I don't waste time worrying about others, I just focus on the positives, and let everything else take care of itself. Remember if you're struggling right now it's ok, keep your head up, and keep moving forward, life gets better when you realize how amazing you truly are. - Natalie 😘💋❤️ - Add my SnapChat: 👻AllRedEva
Might as well check this out: Eva Marie Is A Red Hot WWE Diva
You know how Eminem totally wrecked Brittany Murphy's panties and brought the house down at the end of "8 Mile" with an unbelievable sequence of rap battles?
Yeah, pretty much the exact opposite happened in this rap battle.
Some dude spitting about cats and Justin Timberlake got interrupted by a crowd member who pretty much nailed it right on the head when he yelled, "You're shit." The rapper's response? Telling the dude that he is in fact the one who is shit and then going after his momma.
Let's see how that turned out for him:
Yeah, that was pure garbage. Our guess is that the only thing this "rapper" has in common with Eminem is that he probably still lives with his mother.
Here's another punch that brought the party to an end: Guy's Lap Dance Interrupted By Girlfriend's Punch
But if you feed your kids a steady dose of burgers, Skittles and Pepsi, you're good to go.
According to Reuters, it's not mobsters, criminals, rapists or the super-rich folk who are grinding the gears of one Italian politician these days. Instead, at the top of parliamentarian Elvira Savino's shit list this summer is -- you guessed it -- vegan kids. Or more specifically, their asshole parents.
Savino has come up with a law that would "hold parents legally responsible for feeding their children on a diet devoid of elements essential for healthy and balanced growth," which apparently includes those parents who "insist" their kids maintain a strict vegan diet.
And the proposed penalty for not allowing your kid to eat cow from time to time is no joke, as some parents could spend as many as four years behind bars if the law comes to pass.
"I have nothing against vegans or veganism as long as it is a free choice by adults," Savino said. "I just find it absurd that some parents are allowed to impose their will on children in an almost fanatical, religious way, often without proper scientific knowledge or medical consultation."
Well then. Good luck with that, and good luck getting reelected.
Just in case your Tinder hookup doesn't chow on swine: A Simple Food Guide For Guys Dating Vegans
WABC News is currently airing live video of some nut job who is climbing Trump Tower in New York City using only suction cups, forcing the NYPD to close down 56th Street so they could inflate a giant airbag in case he falls or jumps.
Several media outlets have reported that the climber's name is "Steve from Virginia," and he has made it all the way up to the 17th floor. Our guess is that he won't get much higher since they just knocked out a few windows a few floors above him to bring him to a halt.
There is also this video that was recently posted on YouTube in which "Steve" outlines why he's currently doing what he's doing:
Check that. We still don't know why the hell he's doing it.
h/t Gothamist, Barstool Sports
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Valerie van der Graaf is a Dutch delight, and you should get to know her too, if you know what's good for you. A 5'10" beauty with curls and curves, blonde hair and blue eyes, she's pretty much a perfect vision of beauty, and Vogue and Sports Illustrated can attest after featuring Valerie. Now, Playboy is joining the Valerie van der Graaf fan club, as they crowned her Miss August 2016, and so should you. Stick around and watch this clip and get a whole lot of sexy underboob thrown in your face. Then look below at some of her hottest new Instagram photos (@valerievdgraaf) and be sure to add her, too.