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20 Famous Actors You Didn't Know Were on "Law & Order: SVU"

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Sorry Your Team Lost: NFL Roundup 9-17-13

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Well, week 2 has come and gone. If your team lost, let's take just a moment to examine why this happened and how we can prevent future calamities. It may seem like we're just making fun of them, but it's coming from a place of love. It's constructive criticism.

New York Jets
I don't know if I've ever seen such a boring game in my life. It was the football equivalent to "The Bridges of Madison County." I don't have the exact numbers in front of me, but I believe there were 63,418 dropped passes in this game. Geno "Why Am I Here" Smith attempted to give the Jets a chance against the Patriots, but Rex Ryan who, this week, looked like one of the underground creatures from "Tremors" ran out of luck. Does any team have an easier division than the Patriots? Half of their schedule is playing the Bills, Jets, and Dolphins TWICE. Good job winning your division every year, New England. That's like bragging about the awesome dunk you did on a six foot plastic goal.

St. Louis Rams
Steven Jackson finally got out of the football prison that is St. Louis and landed in Atlanta. He showed back up today and, before being injured, ran all over the Rams defense. How embarrassing is that for the Rams? It's like running into an ex-girlfriend and she's successful, married, and hanging out with people like Matthew Fox. Meanwhile you're wearing zubaz pants, sweating way too much, and eating an orange that a squirrel dropped out of a tree because his hands were too small to hold it. Sorry St. Louis, I'm glad we broke up.

Carolina Panthers
If you're like me you obviously had this date circled on your calendar because you knew the Panthers would be taking on the Bills. The first half of this game had as much scoring as an Amish prom, but the game ended on an impressive drive by E.J. Manuel who found Stevie Johnson wide open in the end zone. Apparently Carolina's defense was in the "Do we really HAVE to cover everyone" formation. After the game winning reception, the rookie quarterback found his dad in the crowd, hugged him, and began crying all over the field. It was a touching moment except for one little thing; YOU JUST BEAT CAROLINA. You didn't win the Super Bowl, or your division, or even a playoff game. You beat Carolina. Act like you've been there before E.J. Manuel. I hope they celebrate every garbage victory like this and throw a parade in Buffalo on Monday.

Minnesota Vikings
This was one of the sloppiest games I've ever had to watch in my life. I'm pretty sure Jay Cutler threw a few passes through his legs like your annoying cousin does at the bowling alley then laughs hysterically like no one has ever done that before. Good job Theresa, you bowled a 19. No wonder your dad left. At one point the signal from Soldier Field just went out completely. I like to think that was God's way of saying he was also tired of watching this garbage. Somehow Minnesota failed to rally back, despite leaning on the arm of Christian Ponder whose name sounds like some sort of Joel Osteen monthly publication. Seriously, just give the ball to Adrian Peterson.

Washington Redskins
Aaron Rodgers put up an astounding 480 yards against the Redskins defense which means you could have not had any defenders out there for most of the game and the results would have been the same. The Redskins had their excitement as a playoff team last year. They're like the cicadas of successful football. See you guys with a winning record in 2020!


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Indianapolis Colts
This was a tough loss for Andrew Luck, as he drops to 1-1 at the power of the Dolphins defense? I'll admit I'm surprised the Dolphins are off to a 2-0 start, but before you start to think that this will be the year Ray Finkle is avenged, keep in mind that it's only two games. Ryan Tannehill played well, but there's so little talent around him, it's going to be a difficult road. The Colts should be ashamed of themselves for losing this one. It's like you're a giant casino that just got ripped off by Ocean's 11, but instead of Clooney, Pitt, and Damon, it was Andy Dick, Cody from "Step by Step", and Geraldo.

Dallas Cowboys
There are few things in football that I love more than the Dallas Cowboys losing. It's not so much the team, although Jerry Jones is definitely a descendant of Damien from "The Omen." I love seeing Dallas lose because, for some reason, the media wants so desperately to convince us that the Cowboys are an important, relevant team that we should all care about. Spoiler alert: I don't care. Kansas City moves to 2-0 on the arm of Alex "Tiny Hands" Smith who was sent packing by the 49ers who discovered that he's not very good. His baby hands are proving them wrong and giving Kansas sports fans something to yell besides "Rock Chalk" which may be the dumbest phrase in the English language. I googled "Rock Chalk" and here's the definition:



Not even Wikipedia cares enough about that stupid chant to explain it.

Philadelphia Eagles
There's no way one of Michael Vick's limbs don't fall off in Chip Kelly's system. They run 600 plays per game and all of them require him to move around like that creepy old guy in those awful Six Flags commercials. I don't really see any kids saying "Hey mom and dad, can you take me to the amusement park where that old man has seizures?"



Vick did put up over 400 yards, but he had to leave the game with an injury bringing in Nick Foles who took up football after a semi-successful movie career where he starred in such films as Napoleon Dynamite and Blades of Glory. I'm fairly certain that was him.


Cleveland Browns
It's not really as much about Cleveland losing, because we all knew it was going to happen, but more about how terrible Baltimore looked against the Browns. At halftime the Browns were up 6-0. Don't be fooled by the Ravens win, they are a garbage team that won't make any impact whatsoever this season. Cleveland had their share of problems, which included Brandon Weeden getting hurt and knocked out of the game. How terrible is your quarterback depth chart when Brandon Weeden is at the top of it? Jason Campbell is next on the list. No, this isn't another Jason Campbell, it's THAT Jason Campbell. Greg Little didn't even have a chance to drop passes, as Campbell threw them so far over his head Manute Bol couldn't have caught them if he had a rocket strapped to his freakish spine.

Tennessee Titans
I'm not sure how Tennessee blew this game, to be honest. Houston missed approximately 176 field goals including a dozen at the end of regulation. You can't be excited about football in Tennessee, right? I don't think you can be thrilled about any sports in the state since Pat Summitt retired her pantsuit. You can't expect Chris Johnson to do it all and he's not getting any help with Jake Locker leading the offense. Has anyone ever bought a Jake Locker jersey that wasn't related to him and therefore obligated? Here's my impression of anyone asking a Foot Locker employee for a Jake Locker jersey: "Haha, why?" Then they ask you to leave and never come back.

Detroit Lions
Despite having Calvin Johnson who can catch pretty much anything you throw in the air, the Lions lost to the ARIZONA CARDINALS. The Cardinals didn't even pick the Cardinals to win this game. It's truly shocking how bad the Lions can be with the amount of talent on their roster including Matthew Stafford who looks like the kid in middle school that's gigantic and strong but gets picked on constantly because he's not smart enough to know how to use his arms. The Lions were down four and driving with less than two minutes left. Fourth down came up and it's obvious who you throw to in this situation, right? Nate Burleson! I mean what better wide receiver do you have in a clutch situation than Nate Burleson? Remember when Nate Burleson broke Jerry Rice's record for receiving yards in one season? Wow, Nate Burleson is such a dominant player. I can't believe Nate Burleson didn't get the yardage for a first down. Oh well, at least you went to the best wide receiver on your team, Nate Burleson.

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Jacksonville Jaguars
The real losers were anyone who had to watch Jacksonville and Oakland sludge through what appeared to be a football game. People actually paid money to watch this. What promotion is offered to get people into seats for this? Buy one ticket, get the amount of money back that you paid for said ticket. I'm pretty sure the Oakland A's took over for the Raiders at one point and no one noticed. Please get Maurice Jones Drew out of Jacksonville. I don't know what horrible sin he committed, but nothing is worth this punishment.

New York Giants
The real winner here is Archie Manning who spewed two Super Bowl champion quarterbacks out of his loins. Seriously, did he train them by beating them with a stick when they messed up, because I think he hit Eli a little too hard. It was a one point game at halftime, but Peyton took over in the second half of what will be the final Manning Bowl. Can you imagine being the Colts and watching Peyton dominate every week while they struggle with the second best mouth breathing quarterback in the league? That's right Eli, you still hold that title. You're the best at breathing out of your mouth, Eli.

San Francisco 49ers
If the 49ers are the best team in the NFC then go ahead and send the Seahawks to the Super Bowl because they dominated this week. Colin "Didn't I See You On An Episode of Scared Straight" Kaepernick just got overpowered by Seattle's defense . They're just completely swarming. If you haven't watched Seattle on the other side of the ball yet, just go find your VHS copy of "My Girl" and watch the scene where the bees murder Thomas Jay. Now imagine Thomas Jay is wearing a low numbered jersey and the bees don't die after stinging him. That sums up their games.

Pittsburgh Steelers
Oh what a joyous day when the Steelers start out 0-2. Ben Roethlisberger was being grabbed violently and forced to the ground against his will numerous times. Usually he's on the opposite side of that equation, but I'm not a judge, so he's innocent until proven guilty. Cincinnati looked solid, but the Steelers just looked bad. After the game we also got word that Hines Ward emerged from his hole, saw his shadow, so the Steelers can expect six more weeks of losing.

 

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Texting Fake 'Breaking Bad' Spoilers To Random People Really Pisses Them Off

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The cast and crew of "Breaking Bad" have been extremely secretive about this season. While other shows have had major details leaked, very few have any clue as to what will happen next with Walt and Hank. Recently one of my favorite Twitter personalities, Electrolemon, tweeted this:



He got a few responses back from people who decided that mentally torturing strangers would be a great idea. Understandably, the recipients were not too pleased:

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I was hoping that more people would try out his idea, but that seemed to be the end of it. I sent him a message letting him know that I would carry on his legacy by sending fake "Breaking Bad" spoilers to a bunch of random numbers. While many people simply ignored the text, either out of too much anger or a lack of caring, some people responded. You won't believe this, but most of them weren't too happy either. Take a look:

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I'm more offended by your language than a fake spoiler, if I'm being honest. Don't bring my lord and savior into this.

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I understand you're upset, but I'm fairly certain there's nothing that Sprint or AT&T can do about spoilers.

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Uh, I never said I was Chris so why don't you stop with the accusations, pal?

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I have a feeling that if this person was actually a fan of the show, they would have traced my location and murdered me in the most painful way possible.

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NOOOOO, NOT THE BLOG!!!!

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I'm not sure what exactly is going on here. Are they mad or kind of excited?

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I like the time this person took in between texts waiting to see if I was going to reply. Also, why did he ask if I think I'm funny if you're just going to answer the question for me?

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I don't think this person is a fan of the show, but you have to appreciate the heartfelt sincerity to someone they don't realize is actually being a huge jerk. And finally...

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I may have put on a few pounds, but that seems neither here nor there.

 

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Today's Funniest Photos 9-17-13

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38 Very Awesome Dog Gifs

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Flat Out Episode 1: Can A 17-Year-Old Make It In NASCAR?

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Flat Out - Ep 1 - Prom

Dylan Kwasniewski, a 17 year-old NASCAR prodigy, struggles to balance his racing schedule in North Carolina and end of his senior year of high school in Las Vegas. Every teenager's rite of passage, a senior prom, comes at a busy time for Dylan and he rushes to get everything finished for the big night. - See more here.

 

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Insanely Elaborate Prank Results In House Plumbed Entirely With Beer

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This group of guys down under decided to prank one of their friends by attaching beer kegs to every tap in the house. As soon as the target, a poor sap named Russ, took off for the day, the gang stormed underneath his house and installed the kegs. Kitchen sink, bathroom sink, shower head -- icey cold beer was flowing out of every faucet within hours. Not only did the fellas tape the entire set-up, they also installed cameras throughout the house so we could all revel in the reaction shots. As you can imagine, just about every reaction shot involved a lot of smiling and a sip of beer. I wish I had friends like these.

 

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Iron Chef Michael Symon's Grilling Tips

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It's never too early, or late, in the year to fire up some coals (or turn on the gas), toss some meat on the grill and kick back with a nice juicy pile of protein. And who better to help you make your grilling experience the best it can possibly be than Iron Chef Michael Symon. Mr. Symon gave us a few grilling tips which we are passing onto you. You can thank us over dessert.

MEAT SELECTION
Meat selection is very similar to how you should select a great bourbon, you should always look at three defining factors - nose, mouthfeel and color.

Nose - The meat should always smell fresh and not be watery, it shouldn't have any funky smell to it. Just like when you're choosing your bourbon, it's important to pay close attention to that wonderful aroma.
Mouthfeel - When cooking with chicken, go for the thighs, they have the most flavor. When grilling a red meat, fat is your friend. There is no flavor in the more lean and tender meats, you want meat that has terrific marbling and a good amount of fat that will melt as the meat cooks and makes for a delicious steak. Skirt steaks and a good, bone-in ribeye have a good about of marbling. You can always tell the quality of a bourbon by the mouthfeel, it's the same thing with poultry and meat.
Color - When selecting chicken make sure it is creamy white, not yellow. When you're looking at a good bourbon it should have a deep amber color which means it has been aged and has taken on some of the color of the barrel.

PREP
Always bring your meat and poultry to room temperature before grilling, depending on the thickness or size it could take anywhere from 5- 20 minutes. When prepping Steak, treat it simply with salt, pepper and extra virgin olive oil on both sides before grilling. This allows the great flavors of the steak to speak for themselves.

GRILLING
Always use the same technique when grilling any meat. Start with heating the grill 20-30 minutes with lid down prior to grilling.
Be patient, to create a damn great char takes time - Knob Creek takes nine years to age, thats when all the magic happens. Don't flip the meat around repeatedly - you won't get the fantastic char you're looking for this way. If you're patient, this is the perfect time to make yourself a cocktail - relax a little while it's cooking!

PLATE - GREAT FINISHING TOUCHES
Knob Creek sets the standard for real bourbon, but that doesn't mean that you can't mix a bit of water or ice or any mixer in there with the bourbon. The same thing applies with food. Sometimes its those little things that elevate your dish.

With chicken in particular, it's really great if you can kick it up with a little bit of barbecue sauce, some extra virgin olive oil, or some fresh horseradish or lemon zest.

When finishing a steak dish, its important to be patient and to let it rest, so the juices remain within the meat.

Make sure you cut it against the grain to ensure it remains tender and juicy before plating. There is no right or wrong with plating or finishing touches - there is just what you like.

 

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The Left Shoe Company: Custom Shoes Just For You

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It's almost impossible to find a shoe that fits perfectly. Most of us settle for the closest thing and move on, accepting a life filled with back problems. That or we go into the geriatric section of Payless and pick out the nicest looking pair of all black ergonomically correct nurse shoes. The Left Shoe Company wants to change that.

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Thanks to 3D scanning technology and European craftsmanship, every shoe that comes out of The Left Shoe Company is totally unique. By taking a 360-degree picture of your foot, your shoe will envelope your foot like no other footwear you have ever worn before.

It's not all just about the fit. Fashion matters, too. After picking a silhouette that suits your tastes, tinker with details like color, material and sole. Once you're done designing your masterpiece, skilled shoemakers assemble your footwear in Portugal. The leather and suede come from Italy while the soles are made using the Goodyear welt process.

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There are Left Shoe Company locations spread from the UK to Denmark to Italy to Japan. The only U.S. location right now is in Los Angeles. For more info, check out The Left Shoe Company website.

 

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The World's Most Impressive Massive Monuments

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10 Fantastic Stills of Agent Scully's Lazy Eye

If Jesus Had a LinkedIn Profile

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Finding a job was tough in biblical times. Not only was the job market shit and unemployment sky-high, but people were getting smited left and right, making it difficult for employers to find reliable, productive workers. Plus there was no way for employees to make solid networking connections with hiring businesses. But what if there was?

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The 25 Best Episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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For nearly a decade, the gang at Paddy's Pub have produced some of the funniest television we've ever had the honor of watching. There is no denying how many hilarious episodes the gang has given us. We watched every episode numerous times in order to give you this: the 25 funniest episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

25. The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
Season 7 Episode 2
Out of all the Fat Mac episodes, this was my favorite. We also get a fantastic montage of Dennis and Dee going on an inadvertent angel dust crime spree. Meanwhile, Charlie finally gets a romantic night with The Waitress only to later discover that she had popped a molly and had no recollection of the evening.

24. Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games
Season 7 Episode 7
Most people say their favorite part of the show is when the gang just sits around the bar and talks about absurd topics. This episode is nothing but that, as we get to watch Dee and Dennis take on Mac, Charlie, and Frank in one of the most idiotic board games ever concocted.

23. Mac is a Serial Killer
Season 3 Episode 10
Charlie takes his obsession with being a freelance attorney to a whole new level as he begins collecting evidence in a fictitious case defending Mac against charges of murder. Also, Dee and Dennis try to figure out how to be the perfect serial killer by hunting The Waitress. It all comes to a perfect conclusion in the apartment of Dee's neighbor who turns out to actually be a serial killer.

22. Mac and Charlie: White Trash
Season 6 Episode 5
Occasionally the show will get away from the group as a whole and explore the lives of Charlie and Mac vs Dee and Dennis' lives. This episode personifies their social separations, while proving that no amount of wealth or upbringing can change you from what you really are: white trash. Rest in peace, Jamie Nelson.


21. Who Got Dee Pregnant?
Season 6 Episode 7
Dee ruins the guy's plans to spend the night in a museum by saying that one of them is the father of her unborn child. The guys scramble around town putting together a drunken night at their Halloween party to determine who impregnated Dee. It's hilarious and well written from top to bottom.

20. Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1)
Season 4 Episode 5
While part 2 of this episode isn't the payoff we had expected, the first part is fantastic. Between Charlie's teeth constantly falling out and Mac's head trauma as a result of his hilarious car accident, you barely have a chance to catch your breath between laughs. There's also the discovery of a glory hole in the bar, although we have no idea who would be using it since there are never any patrons at Paddy's.

19. The Gang Gets Invincible
Season 3 Episode 2
Not only do we get the first glimpse of Green Man, and Dee posing as a bizarre looking man named Cole Armstrong, we also get to hang out with the entire McPoyle family as Mac, Dennis, and Dee try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. The motivational speech by "Donovan McNabb" is one of my favorite moments on the show.

18. The Gang Solves the North Korean Situation
Season 3 Episode 6
Sweet Dee has some of her greatest drunk moments including an attempt to infiltrate a rival Korean bar in order to steal their microbrew's secret formula. Everything else pales in comparison to Charlie's outrage at a door marked PIRATE. Turns out it's not actually labeled pirate, it's just Charlie's illiteracy leaving him baffled by the word PRIVATE.

17. Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens
Season 5 Episode 8
There may not be a more quotable episode than this one. Charlie's infomercial for his "Kitten Mittons" invention is only rivaled by the presentation video the other guys make that includes Paddy's Tequila Shotgun, nudie pens, and, of course eggs.



16. The Waitress is Getting Married
Season 5 Episode 5
This episode contains Charlie's most hilarious scene by far. After finding out The Waitress is getting married, Dennis and Mac set Charlie up on Match.com. His questionnaire answers are absolutely perfect as he describes his love of magnets and his passion for a good, quality milk steak.

15. The Gang Buys a Boat
Season 6 Episode 3
The guys get a little money and decide to invest it in the most lucrative venture they can think of: a boat. Charlie and Frank attempt to turn it into a shrimping vessel, Mac and Dennis want it to be the height of luxury to attract women, and Dee just wants to dance. Of course, it all goes wrong and the boat eventually burns into ash.

14. Charlie Wants an Abortion
Season 1 Episode 2
Mac and Dennis each take a side of the abortion debate and try to use each of them to have sex with women. In the meantime, Charlie thinks he has a son, which he, of course, uses as a pawn to get the attention of The Waitress. Unfortunately his "son" ends up getting drunk and The Waitress remains disgusted with him. Every episode of the first season was pure gold.

13. Underage Drinking: A National Concern
Season 1 Episode 3
Paddy's accidentally becomes a hot spot for underage teens to drink since no one checks IDs. The gang starts getting way too involved in the lives of the bar's patrons and become centerpieces in high school and prom drama. It's hilarious seeing a group of adults so desperate for the approval of kids.


12. The Gang Wrestles for the Troops
Season 5 Episode 7
Roddy Piper provides one of the best guest appearances the show has ever had, as he joins the guys in a wrestling event for the troops. If that doesn't sell you on it, Frank also presents a pair of jean shorts to a soldier in a wheelchair while playing Kissed by a Rose on a boombox.

11. Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth
Season 6 Episode 9
This is the Lethal Weapon 5 episode. If you've seen it, then I really don't have to say anything else to justify its spot this high on the list. If you need further convincing, Dave Foley is in this episode!
10. The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis
Season 4 Episode 2
After attempting to invest in gasoline by buying a bunch of it and storing it in the basement, the guys accidentally torture a random man who they incorrectly believed to be the recipient of their family fortune. Charlie's wildcard label is the thing novelty t-shirts dream of.

9. The Gang Gets Racist
Season 1 Episode 1
The first episode of It's Always Sunny set the pace perfectly for everything that was to come. The gang attempts to get business for the bar, but unintentionally becomes a gay hot spot while constantly making subtle racist remarks to their new promoter. The ending is a thing of beauty.

8. Charlie Gets Crippled
Season 2 Episode 1
After Charlie gets hit by a car and put into a wheelchair, Frank notices how sympathetic strippers are to him, so he decides to get in on the action. The two go back and forth trying to "out handicap" each other until it comes to a hilarious climax. This was one of the best season premiere's the show has ever had.



7. The Gang Gives Back
Season 2 Episode 6
As a part of their court ordered community service, the gang gets a Mighty Ducks sentence and is ordered to coach a kid's basketball team. Of course it all goes to hell and ends with everyone in a bloody, revolting mess. Sweet Dee dressed as a women's basketball coach is one of the best wardrobe jokes ever on the show.

6. The Gang Hits the Road
Season 5 Episode 2
Frank decides he wants to see the Grand Canyon, which results in the guys hooking up a U-Haul to the back of Dee's tiny car and hitting the road. One of my favorite moments on any episode happens here, when Dee carelessly tosses a jar of pee out the window. Unfortunately for Mac, his window is down and he's soaked in her urine. Every character has such great moments, it's a nice episode to introduce someone to the show for the first time.


5. Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person
Season 3 Episode 9
After Dee starts dating Lil Kev, Dennis convinces her that he's mentally challenged. The evidence for and against his mental capacity is done so well that we almost don't feel bad for laughing. On top of that, we also get the first glimpse of the Night Man, as Charlie creates his hilarious song while huffing spray paint. It's so good.

4. The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention
Season 5 Episode 4
Frank's journey into complete insanity reaches its pinnacle when he starts getting romantically involved with his non-blood related niece, Gail the Snail. The episode ends with what was supposed to be an intervention, but turns into the group arguing and just using the word "intervention" in every incorrect way possible.


3. Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
Season 2 Episode 3
After being fired from the bar, Dennis and Dee go on welfare and get addicted to crack. The slow demise of the siblings paired with the gradual social climb of Mac and Charlie as they steal Frank's money is so fun to watch. Of course they all blow it and end up back working at the bar.

2. Mac and Dennis Break Up
Season 5 Episode 9
This is, without a doubt, the most beautifully directed episode the series has seen, thanks to a marvelous job by Fred Savage. After Dee accuses Mac and Dennis of being codependent, they have an amazing break-up wrapped around "Predator" and "Transporter 2." The subtleties of that scene are absolutely brilliant. Did I also mention that Dee gets a cat stuck in the walls of her apartment?

1. The Nightman Cometh
Season 4 Episode 13
This was more than just an episode, it was a production. The Charlie Kelly-written musical featured songs that have become a permanent part of pop culture with lyrics such as "You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into this boy's soul." Unfortunately, Frank pronounced it as "boy's hole." There isn't a moment wasted in the season 4 finale, as every moment is just perfect.

 

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Pretty Girls, Ugly Faces: A Tribute

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Today's Funniest Photos 9-18-13

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Mike Tyson Is Awesome At Darts - Even When He's Blindfolded

Mispronunciation Costs Poor Guy a Chance at Winning a Million Dollars

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'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant Loses $1 Million After Mispronouncing Answer
Have we learned nothing about game show rules in the past couple months? Before a single word comes out of your mouth, you better be damn sure you're not going to screw it up. This guy dressed like Pee Wee Herman on "Wheel of Fortune" learned that the hard way.

After snagging the coveted $1 million card, he over-confidently decided to solve the very obvious puzzle. To his dismay, his slight mispronunciation cost him a shot at the huge prize as he watched his hopes and dreams slip through his fingers. Luckily, Pat Sajak was there to show him no sympathy.

It's probably safe to assume that from now on, Mr. Bow Tie is going to take another moment or two before he speaks.

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How We're Training for Tough Mudder in the Office, Part 2

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Recently, my fellow editor Gary Dudak and I were invited to join the "Degree Men DO:MORE CORPS" team at the upcoming Tough Mudder event in Lake Tahoe on Saturday, September 28, 2013.

Since our time is very limited, we decided to start training around the office. After applying Degree to make sure we'd be protected all day long as we proceeded to push our limits, our intense training began. In this first video, we prepare for the Boa Constrictor obstacle course.

Make sure you check out Part 1: The Funky Monkey obstacle course here.

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Dog Makes Epic Kitchen Escape

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According to Redditor hsch516 posted this video of his friend's dog who kept escaping his kitchen. He couldn't figure out how the pup was pulling a Houdini so he set up a camera. Well done, dog.

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ThisIsMarkTwain@AOL.com - Episode 3

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Welcome to the third installment of our ThisIsMarkTwain@AOL.com web series. In this episode, Mark Twain meets an African American gentleman in his office and attempts to apologize for using the n-word 219 times in his novel "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." It doesn't turn out so great.

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