Teri Polo and Her Pets are Allegedly Asshole Tenants

February 6, 2014, 4:16 am

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After Teri Polo posed for Playboy nine years ago, I remember hoping to one day get the chance to spend an evening at her residence. Not anymore.

According to TMZ, Polo has been slapped with a lawsuit that claims she left behind a rental house filled with dog logs, pet piss, and spoiled food. The Meet the Parents star allegedly "left behind a trail of dog feces that stunk up the neighborhood," as well as "a bunch of food in the fridge that was not turned on, and the rancid smell made everyone gag."

Polo was paying $7,000 a month to live in a house owned by celebrity lawyer Ed McPherson, and now he is seeking $30,000 in damages, which includes the pilfering of brand new blinds. But based on the other accusations, who gives a shit (literally) about the blinds?

According to a 2011 article in People, Polo owned at least six pets -- three dogs and three cats. This once again proves my theory: Women who own multiple cats are crazy.

(via TMZ)

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Here's Kanye West's Facebook Movie

February 6, 2014, 5:03 am

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If you're on Facebook, you've probably been bombarded with a million Facebook movies in the last couple of days from all of your friends. The movies, in honor of Facebook's 10th birthday, compile all of your best posts, photos and moments into a one-minute highlight montage set to twinkling piano music. It's all very touching. Well now we've unearthed Kanye West's Facebook Movie. Be prepared to re-live Yeezus' best moments in the spotlight in this emotional tribute.

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US Olympian Julia Mancuso Goes Nude Except For Her 'Lucky Underwear'

February 6, 2014, 5:26 am

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Tap water so dangerous it will wreck your face, threats of terrorism, unfinished hotels, and double toilets without barriers between them. There really hasn't been a good reason to attend the Sochi Winter Olympic Games this year.

Well, until now.



American alpine skier Julia Mancuso revealed in a recent interview with GQ that she liked to tell people who asked how she won so many events that it was because she wore "lucky underwear."



According to GQ, the three-time Olympic medal winner now has her own line of underwear called "Kiss My Tiara," and she is likely to medal again in Sochi. We'll be rooting for her. And, if she's ever alone with us, she can medal in whatever the hell she wants.

(via GQ)

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Funny Russian Dash Cam Fight Video Set to 'Mortal Kombat' Theme Song

February 6, 2014, 9:52 am

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Thank God for the Russians and their dash cams. They can't seem to do anything right in Sochi for the Winter Olympics, but they are far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to capturing crazy events on their car's dashboard cameras. In this instance, some simple road rage results in a hilarious chain of events when the truck driver forgets to put his vehicle in park before throwing down. Add in the "Mortal Kombat" theme song perfectly timed, and voilà -- Russian dash cam gold.

Related: A Dash Cam Compilation of Russian Insurance Scam Attempts

 

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'Fall In Love' With Texas Model Erin Skye

February 6, 2014, 11:42 am

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Fall In Love (Model: Erin Skye) from Erin Skye on Vimeo.

Erin Skye is an incredibly hot glamour model from Dallas, Texas. Watch the 21-year-old all-natural beauty in this video and try not to fall in love. It won't be easy.

 

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The Worst Movie Ripoffs Ever Made

February 6, 2014, 11:55 pm

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Our Very Nuanced and Subtle Mockery of Russia's Anti Gay Policy

February 6, 2014, 11:55 pm

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The 25 Hottest Girls of the Sochi Winter Olympics

February 7, 2014, 12:00 am

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February 7, 2014, 12:08 am

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Cocktail Recipes: 2014 Winter Olympics Edition

February 7, 2014, 12:09 am

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It's pretty cold and miserable throughout much of the country right now, but at least the Winter Olympic Games start tonight. Even though it seems like Sochi is doing everything they can to embarrass themselves, it will still be fun to watch the top Olympians of the winter sports compete for gold. And thankfully, the folks at Jim Beam have provided us with a couple delicious whiskey cocktail recipes that will make for a perfect viewing companion this weekend. Stir 'em up, enjoy, and go Team USA!

GOING FOR THE GOLD
Created by Beam Master Mixologist Bobby G Gleason

Ingredients:
1 part Jim Beam(R) White
1/2 part Peach Schnapps
1 part Lemon Lime Soda
2 parts Orange Juice

Preparation:
Combine ingredients with ice in an old fashioned glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


HONEY WHITE AND BLUE
Created by Beam Master Mixologist Bobby G Gleason

Ingredients:
2 parts Jim Beam(R) Honey
1 part Blue Curacao
2 parts White Cranberry Juice
Juice of one half Lime

Preparation:
Shake all but the Curacao and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Slowly pour the Curacao against the inside of the glass so that it sinks to the bottom. Garnish with a strawberry.

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Cats Shimmying GIF Collection Has A Very Special Ending

February 7, 2014, 12:20 am

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Scroll to the bottom. Please. (We're still laughing.)








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12 Funny and Sexy Elizabeth Banks Quotes

February 7, 2014, 12:24 am

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Elizabeth Banks is the rare (and awesome) combination of funny and sexy. But while Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence are known for their hilarious quotes, Elizabeth Banks flies under the radar a little bit. She's kind of sneaky funny. She's not really sneaky sexy though as everyone knows she's hot. So, to give her other side a little more publicity, we put together these 12 quotes (along side some of her sexier photos) of some of the funnier things Mrs. Banks has said. We're here for you.

And while you're here, follow her on Twitter while you're at it. You won't regret it.

 

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The Best "You Are The Father" GIF Reactions on Maury

February 7, 2014, 12:36 am

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Today's Funniest Photos

February 7, 2014, 12:50 am

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Bad Descriptions of Winter Olympic Events

February 7, 2014, 1:01 am

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Every 4 years the Winter Olympics come around and we're forced to pretend to care about events that look like they were invented on a dare. And so, we decided to ask ourselves, "How would a drunk person describe these events?"



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February 7, 2014, 1:04 am

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College Student Pisses Off Cop By Pissing On Him

February 7, 2014, 3:48 am

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We can't help but think that this is somehow R. Kelly's fault.

A 19-year-old student at the University at Albany was arrested last weekend after allegedly urinating on a police officer who arrived at the Pi Kappa Phi frat house to break up a party.

According to The Smoking Gun, Noah McCall pissed on a uniformed police officer from a staircase and did so with impeccable accuracy considering it was 3:20 in the morning after what must have been a raging party. His urine hit both the head and face of the officer, who was later treated at a nearby hospital for "bodily fluid exposure."

McCall was arrested and charged with third degree reckless assault as well as possession of a fake ID, which means when potential employers Google his name, they'll be treated to the mugshot on the left.

Another 19-year-old student who actually lived at the frat house was arrested for possession of brass knuckles, but it's still up for debate whether or not that is more gangster than McCall's golden shower.

In related news, the Pi Kappa Phi frat house has thrown their last party.

(via The Smoking Gun)

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Margot Robbie From 'The Wolf Of Wall Street' is Making Us Howl

February 7, 2014, 5:18 am

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Margot Robbie, the Aussie model-turned-actress-turned-It-Girl-turned-holy-smokes-she's-hot-as-hell told Us Weekly that wearing acrylic nails for her role in "The Wolf of Wall Street" was a "pain in the ass." But our favorite quote of the piece is "I was getting them done once a week. On Sunday night, I'd get my nails and spray tan, after I finished watching football." There, gentlemen, is a woman worth keeping. She hasn't officially said she's dating anyone yet either, so maybe there's hope....

In related news, Hugh Hefner would love to have Margot Robbie appear in Playboy. "We're ready for her. She would be great." Yes, Hugh, she would indeed. Until she does, scroll down to check out some hot shots of her. (Are there any other kind?)


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The 4 Hottest Women Snowboarders at the Winter Olympics

February 7, 2014, 5:34 am

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We're looking for any reason to be positive about this year's Winter Olympics in Sochi, and staring at half-naked female snowboarders is a pretty damn good one.

TotalProSports.com released their list of "The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of the 2014 Winter Olympics" yesterday, so for "work purposes," we decided to check it out. And from the looks of it, we'll be watching quite a bit of women's snowboarding:

Ina Meschik - Austria



Torah Bright - Austrailia



Alexandra Jekova - Bulgaria



Silje Norendal - Norway



Torah Bright is considered to be one of the favorites to win the Women's Halfpipe, but who gives a shit? They're obviously all winners.

(via TotalProSports.com)

More hot half-naked women from across the world: Which Country Has the Hottest Women?

 

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@SochiProblems is the Latest Twitter Phenomenon

February 7, 2014, 5:50 am

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It's no secret the Sochi Olympic Games have already had more issues than Amanda Bynes.

Pretty much as soon as the first members of the media set foot in the Russian "resort" town this week, #SochiProblems was trending on Twitter. And as is often the case on the social media giant, somebody quickly snatched up the handle @SochiProblems on February 4th.

Now, in less than four days of existence, the account has more than 262,000 followers and that number is growing almost as rapidly as Andy Reid's waistline, as it was at 249,000 when I began writing this post.

From pictures of dual toilets with no barriers between them to pictures of half-finished hotel rooms to warnings about washing your face with the Sochi tap water, @SochiProblems is your home for every epic fail at the 2014 Winter Olympics. Here are just a couple of our favorites so far:

So... pic.twitter.com/zdLAN3ssU6

- Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) February 7, 2014

Hey @SochiProblems do I get a little credit for solving one? http://t.co/gyKi1gORXA pic.twitter.com/r7tXzBtE2z

- Steve Politi (@StevePoliti) February 7, 2014

With opening ceremony of Olympics just five hours away, men are still hard at work in #Sochi. pic.twitter.com/CUeO65pZWa

- Chris Kuc (@ChrisKuc) February 7, 2014

On the way to the media center. The street is not quite ready yet. #SochiProblems pic.twitter.com/5lA4tmGoNz

- Simon Rosner (@SimonRosner) February 6, 2014

Text message I woke up to this morning from @yahooMac "Appears I'm locked inside my place. Door knob fell apart this morning".I got him out!

- Alan Springer (@alanspringer) February 6, 2014

(via Twitter)

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