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Melanie Iglesias Gears Up for SlickforceGirl

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What do you get when you take a group of sexy models and transform them into badass superheroes? The answer is SlickforceGirl, a fantastic series from photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni. The newest Girl on the scene is the always charming Melanie Iglesias, who visits an armory to prepare for her upcoming role as Marine Melanie. Word on the street is there will be more of these sexy videos to come, so stay tuned. We can't wait to see how she does.

For more Melanie Iglesias, check out her store, where you can find incredibly hot PURE MEL posters like the ones below, and where the upcoming SlickforceGirl Marine Melanie poster will be available soon.

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Guy's Friends Photoshop His Obnoxious Profile Picture

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Look, if you are going to choose a ridiculously obnoxious profile picture, you have to know that your friends are most likely going to have at it with their crude Photoshop skills. I give you Exhibit A. This chubby fella chose to use a picture of him dancing with a lei around his neck at some kind of faux luau (a luaux, if you will). He looks idiotic as is, shaking his fists during the go-to move of every uncoordinated white guy at an event with a dance floor. His friends, however, decided the magical position he was captured in would work better in a few different environments. Here's what they came up with. Oh, and please keep doing this to your friends, people. It will never get old.

 

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10 Craziest TV Crossovers You Probably Never Knew About

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TV crossovers are a gimmick all about grabbing ratings, much like killing off a main character, and yet, we can't help but love them. With the upcoming "The Simpsons"/"Futurama" and "The Simpsons"/"Family Guy" crossover episodes just around the corner, we decided to take a look back at some other, seldom heard about crossovers in television history.

"The Simpsons"/"Cheers" Crossover


When it comes to segues from that intro, there's no better place to start than right here. Sure, any true fan of "The Simpsons" is well aware that this crossover took place in the classic Season 6 episode, "Fear of Flying," with Homer in search of a new watering hole after a prank gone wrong gets him banned from his favorite tavern. Of course, that doesn't make it any less of a crazy crossover, especially considering the fact that "The Simpsons" is animated, while "Cheers" was not. Fun fact: Even though Kelsey Grammer has voiced Sideshow Bob on "The Simpsons" for years, he is not heard in this episode, even though his "Cheers" character, Fraser Crane, is present in the scene.

"Mad About You"/"Seinfeld" Crossover


Sure, Cosmo Kramer was famously featured in an episode of "Murphy Brown" in the Season 3 finale of "Seinfeld," but even if you've seen every episode of the series several times over in syndication, you still wouldn't know that Kramer's apartment is the former residence of Paul Buchman. This was was revealed in the "Mad About You" episode, "The Apartment," where Michael Richards makes a guest appearance as his Kramer character. Jerry Seinfeld also appeared in the Season 7 premiere, "Season Opener."

"Magnum, P.I."/"Murder, She Wrote" Crossovermagnum p.i murder she wrote crossover, tom selleck angela lansbury
We're not sure why this happened, especially since no one under 70 years old watched "Murder, She Wrote" even in its heyday, but regardless, Angela Lansbury's Jessica Fletcher character did appear in the Season 7 episode of "Magnum, P.I." titled "Novel Connection." The favor was then returned the very next week on "Murder, She Wrote," as this was a two-part mystery that simply couldn't be contained by one series.

"Mork & Mindy"/"Star Trek" Crossover
OK, things are officially getting weird now. In the final season of "Mork & Mindy," Mork had given birth to the title characters' son, Mearth (played by actor Jonathan Winters). But along with that, another plot device had been introduced to the series: an Orkan mass-transit system that could beam the characters between Earth and Ork. Of course, with a set-up like that, William Shatner had to make an appearance as Captain Kirk. And that he did in the episode, "Mork, Mindy, and Mearth Meet MILT," albeit very briefly. Sure, some would say he wasn't technically playing Kirk, but all the references were there.

"The X-Files"/"Cops" Crossover
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We'll start this one off with another fun fact, but only because it will help explain this odd match-up. Vince Gilligan, creator of perhaps the greatest television series to ever hit the airwaves, "Breaking Bad," used to be a writer for another extremely popular show, "The X-Files." Gilligan is also a fan of the reality series "Cops," which would explain why he would write such an absurd crossover. Strangely enough, however, the episode (which was aptly titled "X-Cops" and shot in the same run-and-gun, documentary style) was a critical success and contained a lot of light humor, which is not unexpected considering the source.

"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"/"The Mask" Crossover


Let's take a moment to get in touch with our inner child. Most of us probably saw both "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" and "The Mask" when we were young, and surely loved them. However, it's doubtful that our adoration followed to each franchise's respective cartoon series, so the fact that they even existed is strange enough in and of itself. But couple that with the 'toons crossing over on each other's shows, especially considering they were both Jim Carrey films, and you have a recipe for the truly bizarre. Our only beef with this convergence is that they didn't somehow find a way to get "Dumb & Dumber" into the mix.

"The Cosby Show"/"The Jim Henson Hour" Crossovercosby show muppets, cliff's nightmare
What do Bill Cosby and Muppets have in common, aside from both being one-time residents on "Sesame Street"? Well, they also crossed over in a Season 6 episode of "The Cosby Show" (see the full ep here), and it's every bit as glorious as you could imagine. Before you think too much about how a crossover like this would even make sense, know that it is all a dream Dr. Huxtable has after eating a bad sausage hoagie (who hasn't been there?). Of course, if you are looking for a Kermit/Cosby interaction, you are sadly S.O.L., because the most famous Muppet to appear here is Gonzo, as Jim Henson was too busy at the time on "The Jim Henson Hour" to voice the character.

"Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"/"Boy Meets World" Crossover
Speaking of two series with seemingly no connection to each other in terms of plot, sometimes networks cross TV shows over regardless of little details like that simply because they are on during the same time block. By 1997, most of us had given up on the T.G.I.F. lineup with shows like "Full House" gone, and others such as "Family Matters" and "Step by Step" on their last legs. But that didn't mean that ABC would stop fishing for ratings, as evidenced by a mega "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" crossover with all shows on the current docket (also including "You Wish" and "Teen Angel," which we didn't even bother mentioning in the headline). The plot device that made this "work" was that Sabrina had to chase her cat through each series because he had a time ball in his possession that was displacing each series in different time periods. Anyone pondering why T.G.I.F. isn't around anymore, you have your answer.

"Becker"/"Cosby"/"The King of Queens"/"Everybody Loves Raymond" Crossover
Much like the previous T.G.I.F. entry, this was another instance of a network shamking of queens everybody loves raymond crossoverelessly crossing over the characters from their nightly lineup in order to score a ratings boost. However, this one succeeds where the prior failed because of the fact that it was advertised by CBS as "Shameless Crossover Monday," so they at least admitted it. That being said, the crossovers weren't even all that shameless since these series were pretty standard sitcom fair, so having the lead characters from each series meet each other out there in the world wasn't entirely implausible. Still, the fact that this gimmick was used two years in a row qualifies as cray. (Poobala.com)

"Turtles Forever" Crossover
Last but not least, with all the hype (and hate) surrounding the new Michael Bay-produced "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film set for release on August 8th, we'd be remiss if we didn't close out a list of craziest TV crossovers without mentioning perhaps the biggest cartoon crossover of all time, save for perhaps "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue," which also starred one of our favorite heroes in a half shell. The big difference between that and "Turtles Forever," however, is the fact that it didn't crossover multiple cartoon series, but instead multiple iterations of Ninja Turtle cartoons and animation, including the most beloved '80s series. Cowabungas are definitely in order.

 

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Soldier Can't Move Back Into His Own House Because of Squatters

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Imagine having the balls to put your life on the line for your country by serving in the United States Army in Afghanistan for two years, only to find that somebody back in America had the balls to "squat" in your house, meaning you can't move back into it now that your duty has been fulfilled.
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Well, that is exactly what Army Specialist Michael Sharkey is currently going through as he tries to return to his home in Florida.

According to UPI, when Sharkey left for Afghanistan two years ago, he left his home in the care of his neighbor Lisa Pettus. She eventually hired handyman Julio Ortiz to work on renovations to the house that Sharkey requested.

Shortly after Ortiz began working on the house, he and his girlfriend Fatima Cardoso decided to move in and live rent-free - a dick move most people refer to as "squatting."

The squatting went unnoticed until Sharkey's wife Danielle visited the house to get it ready for her husband's return. When the Sharkeys asked Ortiz and Cardoso to leave, he refused, claiming he made a verbal agreement with their neighbor to work for rent-free living, a claim the neighbor vehemently denied.

Unfortunately for the Sharkeys, since Ortiz made the claim of a verbal agreement, they won't be able to move back into their house until police look into the matter.

And in case you're wondering, the answer is yes; Ortiz and Cardoso both have criminal records.

Actually, I would like to have this guy house-sit for me: Never Ask This Guy to House Sit For You

 

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Bank Robber Gives Teller Note With His Name on It

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Forget the meddling kids or talking dog. A Florida man probably would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the fact that he's an idiot.
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According to the Sun Sentinel, Felipe Cruz walked into the Chase bank in Pompano Beach recently and handed the teller a note that read "Give me the 100s 50s 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!"

The three exclamation points at the end of the note made it obvious Cruz meant business, but the teller behind bulletproof glass was having none of it. She simply backed away from the glass, and Cruz fled the scene without a single penny, leaving both his dignity and note behind.

Unfortunately for Cruz, that note was written on the back of an online job application that contained both his username of CRUZFELIPE36 and password. The FBI was able to lift Cruz's fingerprints from the note as well, which eventually led them to his residence just four miles from the bank.

FBI agent Michael Leverock said Cruz "probably should have continued looking for honest work," but we think it's pretty obvious why he couldn't find it.

If you think this guy is an ass clown, wait until you read this: The 10 Worst Bank Robbery Plans

 

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Michigan Basketball Player Going Pro Because of Failed Drug Test

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Anybody who follows Michigan basketball knew the day would finally come when center Mitch McGary would declare for the NBA Draft, but after missing most of last season with a nagging back injury, expecting him to do it this year would have made you almost as crazy as Amanda Bynes.
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But according to Jeff Passan of Yahoo! Sports, McGary has announced he will go pro after testing positive for marijuana following a random drug test during this year's NCAA Tournament, netting him a one-year ban from the college game.

Even though he hadn't played in months, Michigan head coach John Beilein had McGary suit up for their Sweet 16 game against Tennessee, hoping it would pump up his teammates and add some enthusiasm. But that also made McGary eligible for the NCAA's random drug screenings, and son of a bee sting, he was actually selected after his team's epic 73-71 victory.

Unfortunately for Michigan, if they would have administered the test, McGary would probably still be playing for them. As a first-time offender, he would have been forced to miss ten percent of their regular season, which would have amounted to just three games.

But by failing the NCAA's test, McGary was slapped with the yearlong suspension, making his decision to go pro a rather easy one. Fortunately for McGary, he's going to make so much money in the NBA that he'll be able to afford much better weed than what he was getting in Ann Arbor.

I suppose McGary technically qualifies for this list: The Biggest Surprises in NCAA Tournament History

 

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Kate Upton's Lines in 'The Other Woman' Are as Minimal as Possible

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Today, "The Other Woman" makes its way into movie theaters. The comedy stars Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, and...Kate Upton. Yes, Kate Upton is making her feature film debut. And, according to Gawker's review of the film, it's pretty much what you'd expect. Not much acting is involved for the luscious Miss Upton and apparently each of her lines is never any more than 3 sentences. If you happen to be dragged to the film by your lady, at least you know there will be plenty of eye candy like the photo above to carry you through it. But to know what to expect, here is a partial list of Kate Upton's lines that Gawker gathered:

"Hi." "What's going on?"

"Wait, Kate. What's going on?"

"Both of you stop."

"What are you doing?"

"Kate, wait."

"Yeah, me too."

"No."

"You guys, I think I see a dolphin."

"I just can't believe he would lie to me. You must hate me so much right now."

"How can you be so amazing you could be friends with your husband's mistress?"

"I think it's just sweat."

"We should kick him in the balls."

"Kick him in the balls twice."

"This place is awesome. My neck was so tight. What's it called?"

"He must be taking Viagra by the handfuls."

"I'll do it, I don't have a lot of feelings."

"She's not a hooker, she's a slut."

"One time or two out of three?"

"I'm so glad you're here. So much has happened. Major breakthroughs."

"You could even go to jail."

"Oh my god, he's taking this shit international."

"Well, if we don't leave till tomorrow, I say it's our turn to take this shit international."

"You told me we were getting a divorce and that we were moving to Tuscany."

"You turned out to be not a very nice person."

"Even though it brought us together, let's never sleep with the same guy again."

You can read the review in its entirety on Gawker.

 

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How to Out A-Hole Your Friend

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So your friend is a total prick. You could talk to him about it and risk sounding like a whiny little wuss or you can do like the guy in this series of photos does and beat him at his own game. I think it's safe to say who wins this battle.

 

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Naked Porn Star Breaks Foot After Being Thrown Off Roof Into Pool

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Well, we should say she was thrown mostly into the pool. 19-year-old porn star Janice Griffith decided it would be wise to get naked and let Dan Bilzerian, who has proclaimed himself "Instagram's Biggest Playboy" and describes himself as an asshole (we won't argue), throw her off a roof into a pool.

According to Uproxx, Griffith was working with Bilzerian (who, once again, is a rich asshole) on a shoot for Hustler when they came up with the insane plan to throw her headfirst into the pool below. You can tell watching the video that everyone thought this idea was beyond stupid, except for Bilzerian. Sadly, the poor porn star is the one who paid the price when she was not thrown far enough and broke her foot entering the pool. Even sadder is that it appears to be affecting her job opportunities now.

 

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