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Nasia Jansen is Making Our Wildest Dreams Come True

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Nasia Jansen is far from amateur when it comes to grabbing our attention. The dark beauty with incredibly light blue eyes has a hypnotic sense about her, like a animal in the wild you can't look away from. Nasia is Playboy's latest cyber girl, giving generous curves all the camera time they deserve. If you've got a thing for exotic ladies with hips that'll make your lips quiver and your crotch tremble, Nasia might be your new best friend. And if this video of the ferociously seductive cyber kitten doesn't quite do it for you, there's plenty of time to see more of Nasia online (just use Google).

 

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London Man Finds Penis Shape on His Candy Bar

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A London lawyer is accusing Nestle of taking the term "Milkybar" to a whole new level after finding a penis shape imprinted on his candy bar.

According to the Mirror, Robin Jacobs was watching Sunday's World Cup final when he decided to chow down on a Nestle Milkybar. But Jacobs said he "nearly choked" when he found a penis shape molded into it.

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Jacobs said he still ate the candy bar with a penis on it, but he was "a little put off" by it.

"What on earth is a penis doing on a kids' chocolate bar? There's no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious - we can all see it," Jacobs told the Mirror. "It's a completely inappropriate picture. The penis in question is even bigger than the child - surely the people making the bar can see what it looks like."

Surprisingly, Nestle actually served up an apology:

Nestlé is surprised and sorry to hear that Mr. Jacobs thought the picture on the Milkybar resembles male genitalia, it is in fact an image of a horse's head, the Milkybar Kid's horse. There was no intention to mislead or depict anything offensive on our product and we apologize for any confusion or embarrassment this may have caused.

Let's be honest. The Milkybar Kid's horse is a real dickhead.

Speaking of dicks on food, check out Terrell Owens on this cereal box: 30 Unbelievably Awesome Athlete Food Products

 

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Four Students Caught Having Sex in Nightclub Parking Lot

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Four students in Belfast, Northern Ireland, recently took their "Knee Deep Student Night" quite literally.

According to Uni Lad, a picture of the students plowing each other on the parking lot pavement outside El Divino Nightclub on Belfast's biggest student night is making the rounds online.

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"Knee Deep" goes off every Thursday and bills itself as Belfast's best student night. And after seeing this picture, I would have to agree, as it looks better than any student night I ever attended in the United States.

Sadly, though, it looks as though two of the four students don't know what they're doing. One of the girls appears to be on her phone, possibly looking for proper instructions on how to bump uglies or searching for the nearest pharmacy that sells the morning after pill. Meanwhile, one of the guys is looking over at the other one, perhaps asking him if he is doing it right.

Fortunately for all of them, it doesn't appear they will get in any trouble over this. Despite public outcry, the Police Service of Northern Ireland told the media that no investigation has been launched.

Even crazier than these four students having sex in front of onlookers is the fact that it's not the lewdest act that's taken place in that region recently. This incident comes just weeks after a Northern Irish girl in Magaluf was captured on video blowing 24 guys in return for alcohol.

In related news, a one-way flight to Belfast from Los Angeles is approximately $1,400.

In America, we do it on the roof: Delaware Couple Busted Having Sex on a Chipotle Rooftop

 

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Florida Farm Owner Posts Funny 'Animals Have Sex Outdoors' Sign

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Sadly, the farm owner is under the impression that people in Florida can read.

According to WWSB, an Englewood farm owner has posted a sign warning potential home buyers that animals on her farm have sex outdoors.

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A new housing development could potentially bring 80 new homes to the 40 acres across from Sue Young's farm, and she isn't crazy about it. Young raises sheep, horses, chickens and peafowl, as well as running a dog grooming and kennel business on her property.

Young fears that once people move into the development, they will work to "get rid of the annoyances around them."

"It's like moving next to an airport and complaining about the traffic patterns," Young told WWSB. "If you move next to a farm, we have animals that make noises and they smell. A lot of people enjoy them but they are not meant for everybody."

Young also said that she hasn't received any complaints on her sign because people like it. Although, since it's Florida, she might want to be careful what she wishes for.

Speaking of outdoor sex: Four Students Caught Having Sex in Nightclub Parking Lot

 

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A Timeline of a Social Event with Work People

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We all know these types of gatherings. Someone is having a birthday or someone is leaving the company or someone talked you into happy hour. Whatever the reason, after a long exhausting week at work, you ultimately feel obligated to take your over-exhausted self out to a bar somewhere to celebrate the occasion with people from work. This is how your evening usually goes ... (and yes, I understand I will never be invited to another event ever again because of this).

 

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Meet Irina Shayk in an Exclusive Interview for 'Hercules'

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Hercules Preview: Meet Irina Shayk

The incredibly beautiful model Irina Shayk, known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (including the cover in 2011), is making her way onto the big screen next week in the blockbuster "Hercules." The Russian model will play Megara, the wife of Hercules (played by Dwayne Johnson) - and The Rock guarantees she will not disappoint in her first movie role.

For more, check out "Hercules" at moviefone.

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Emily Agnes Struts the Halls as Playboy's July Cover Girl

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Emily Agnes may seem like just another pretty face on the surface, but there's a whole lot going on underneath, and Playboy does its duty to show us that this July. Emily and her revealing black lingerie will be the centerfold of this month's issue of Playboy, and this little sneak peek is all we needed to be convinced we should be waiting in line at the newsstand when it comes out. The brown-haired lovely is making waves this summer, scoring other amazing photo shoots with Sports Illustrated and soon, Mandatory! Well, we haven't actually locked that down yet, per se, but we're hopeful the sexy slim build of Emily Agnes will grace our halls soon, too.

 

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Mandatory Viewing: Free the Nipple!

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Welcome to Mandatory Viewing -- our weekly show where men talk sports, politics, current events, and really weird Internet videos they hope their children will never see. This week: Cara Delevingne's 'free the nipple' shot, a sexual confession to mom, and much more.

 

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