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Ashleigh Munro-Smith is Back In Black, and Looking Stacked
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All of These Girlfriends Deserve Some Sort of Award
Ladies, we are sure many of you are awesome girlfriends. However, it might be time to step your game up a bit. According to these fellas, their gals are going above and beyond to make their guys happy. Take note and give them a run for their money.
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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.
Follow @robfee on Twitter.
So Daredevil is blind and uses sonar to get around. Shouldn't he have been called Batman? My nerd mind is blown.
- Mike Bobbitt (@offthemike) February 28, 2015
Ad: You like to save money, right? Me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary
- ♡ Brian Essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) February 26, 2015
*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* "Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"
- Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) March 1, 2015
Sorry I called animal control when I saw you eat a tomato like an apple.
- CJ Sullivan (@CJSullivan_) February 26, 2015
[intervention] SHAGGY:Like what's up guys? VELMA: U need to stop using drugs SHAGGY:Let's get outta here Scoob FRED:Scooby died 15 years ago
- pat tobin (@tastefactory) February 27, 2015
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: jQuery19107950964511849951_1425324896880? ME: I'm thinking.
- jvk (@Jade_VK) February 24, 2015
Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish.
- brandon from school (@peeznuts) January 26, 2015
made a spreadsheet of all the muppets I think fucked each other pic.twitter.com/zo39cyZcsy
- picnic (@ruinedpicnic) February 13, 2015
If someone tries to talk to me when I'm in my car, I will roll down every window except mine before I get it right.
- Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 25, 2015
Someday we'll have a President with full sleeve tats and he'll say words like rad and chill when describing our foreign policy.
- Aristotle Georgeson (@STOTLE) February 16, 2015
Book pitch: After my mom died & marriage failed, I didn't go on an exotic trip or long ass hike I just had to continue my life & get thru it
- Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) February 25, 2015
Music boxes are like "Looking for your dead grandmother's ring? Well let me play a tune that makes u think she's standing right behind you"
- AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) February 24, 2015
yes I have "crushed it," for you see in the act of doing something well, I destroy its very essence, so that it can never be as it was again
- (maura) (@behindyourback) February 28, 2015
No dude named Josh has ever confidently taken a drug test
- Eldge (@Sickayduh) August 21, 2014
Sorry I'm late, boss. It turns out that all of this *gestures grandly* is just a shared illusion. You, me, the McNugget drawer, all of it.
- Jason Miller (@longwall26) February 23, 2015
I couldn't remember the word tumbleweed pic.twitter.com/cvKJ1zK4Mi
- Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) February 15, 2015
"Why is a good boy?" - dog philosopher
- philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) February 24, 2015
[job interview] Me: Time travel Boss: What is your biggest stren-WHAT?!
- Todd Williams (@TheToddWilliams) February 18, 2015
"What if instead of calling it Chappie we call it literally anything else?" -- that one lone executive i know in my heart of hearts exists
- Brett Ryland (@brettryland) March 2, 2015
"I'm here to apply for a job as an Uber driver." "Do you own a bottle of Axe body spray?" "Yes, It exploded in my car." "You're hired."
- Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) February 21, 2015
More very funny tweets can be found right here.
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Iowa Teacher Was Drunk at School on the Same Day Her Students Were Taking DARE Classes
If you're looking for something more ironic than Melissa McCarthy starting her own activewear line, then this is the story for you.
According to KCCI, a 33-year-old sixth-grade teacher at Lenihan Intermediate School was placed on administrative leave earlier this week after school officials said she was drunk on the job.
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Drunk is one way to put it, but after "sobriety tests" revealed Carissa Bryant had a BAC of .19, it's safe to say she was more like absolutely hammered.
Another teacher alerted the school district office Wednesday afternoon that Bryant was potentially under the influence of alcohol, and when police arrived at the school, they noticed she had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech.
Ironically, Bryant's public intoxication episode came on the same day her students were being taught the dangers of drugs and alcohol by a county deputy as part of the DARE program. No word if officers put Bryant in cuffs and walked her past her students, but if they were really looking to get their point across, nothing would have been more powerful than that.
Hey, at least Bryant was able to show up to work wearing pants: Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up Hammered Without Pants On for Her First Day of School
According to KCCI, a 33-year-old sixth-grade teacher at Lenihan Intermediate School was placed on administrative leave earlier this week after school officials said she was drunk on the job.
Drunk is one way to put it, but after "sobriety tests" revealed Carissa Bryant had a BAC of .19, it's safe to say she was more like absolutely hammered.
Another teacher alerted the school district office Wednesday afternoon that Bryant was potentially under the influence of alcohol, and when police arrived at the school, they noticed she had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech.
Ironically, Bryant's public intoxication episode came on the same day her students were being taught the dangers of drugs and alcohol by a county deputy as part of the DARE program. No word if officers put Bryant in cuffs and walked her past her students, but if they were really looking to get their point across, nothing would have been more powerful than that.
Hey, at least Bryant was able to show up to work wearing pants: Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up Hammered Without Pants On for Her First Day of School
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The 10 Most Corrupt Cops of All Time
We trust the police to protect and serve, but sometimes they lose track of what they're supposed to be doing. Power corrupts, and some officers get corrupted pretty hard. In this feature, we'll spotlight ten cops who went over to the other side and suffered very serious consequences.
Louis Eppolito
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If you're going to cross over to the evil team, there's no bigger way to do it than to join the Mafia. Louis Eppolito was in the Family from the beginning - his father was Gambino thug Ralph Eppolito. When he applied for a job with the NYPD in 1969, Eppolito denied being related to any members of organized crime groups, making it painfully obvious what his intentions were. After being promoted to detective, he and partner Stephen Caracappa worked for the Lucchese family, passing on confidential information about their rivals and even executing Gambino captain Eddie Lino in 1990. After an FBI investigation, Eppolito was jailed for life plus 100 years. (Photo credit: Linda Rosier/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)
Manuel Pardo
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Crooked cops aren't born; they're made. For Manuel Pardo, it took being dismissed from multiple police departments for him to evolve into his final evil form. Pardo started out by graduating at the top of his class at the Florida Highway Patrol Academy, but got fired early on the job for making up fake traffic tickets. Pardo migrated to the Sweetwater police department but also lost that job after flying to the Bahamas to give false testimony in a corruption case. After being stripped of his badge, Pardo went on an insane crime spree, killing nine people and stealing their possessions. During his last crime, he accidentally shot himself in the foot, which led to his capture, conviction and execution. (Photo credit: Florida Department of Corrections)
Louis Scarcella
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Sometimes, corrupt cops use their powers to make themselves look better at their job than they actually are. Louis Scarcella was a Brooklyn homicide detective who racked up an incredible string of arrests in the '70s and '80s. He had a reputation for being able to make witnesses talk and turn up vital evidence. Unfortunately, after he retired Scarcella's stories began to unravel. Investigators discovered that many confessions Scarcella had taken had curiously similar language, and many of his successful closings came under suspicious circumstances. An investigation revealed dozens of cases in which Scarcella had bent the truth to get convictions, and many of his victims have sued New York City successfully for millions. (Photo credit: Enid Alvarez/NY Daily News via Getty Images)
Nicholas McFadden
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One of the biggest temptations in a police officer's life is dealing with the mountains of ill-gotten gains they confiscate from crooks. It's all supposed to go into the evidence locker, but who would really notice if some of it didn't? British cop Nicholas McFadden, along with his brother Simon, funneled fantastic quantities of confiscated drugs back onto the streets of Yorkshire through their criminal contacts. The duo were responsible for the loss of over a million pounds worth of contraband, and when investigators raided Nicholas's house they found nearly £160,000 crammed into sacks lying around. (Photo credit: Department of Corrections)
Jonathan Garcia
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Many corrupt cops argue that to exist in the system, you need to be a little bent yourself. That was Philadelphia policeman Jonathan Garcia's excuse for why he started stealing heroin from drug dealers and re-selling it on the street, often in uniform. Along with partner Sydemy Joanis, Garcia started robbing dealers in 2009 and not reporting what they took as evidence. It began with just cash, but eventually the duo realized that they could profit even more by dealing drugs as well. Garcia got 17 years in the pokey for his extracurricular activities. (Photo credit: Philadelphia Department of Corrections)
Jon Burge
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With recent news that Chicago police have been operating a secret detention facility, it's wise to go back in time a bit and show that it's nothing new for that famously corrupt department. Jon Burge was a U.S. Army veteran who joined the police department after tours in South Korea and Vietnam. Between 1972 and 1991, he used interrogation methods on suspects that were way outside the norm - shooting pets, handcuffing them to objects for days, and burning their bodies. By 1990, a massive investigation was in progress that revealed Burge and his department were culpable in torturing confessions out of dozens of suspects, and he was fired and jailed for obstruction of justice. (Photo credit: Gretchen Hasse/Youtube)
Ralph Mata
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Lieutenant Ralph Mata spent 22 years as a decorated member of the Miami-Dade Police Department, busting gangs and even working in Internal Affairs to take down crooked cops. That last part is ironic, because he was about as crooked as they come. Mata earned the nickname "Milk Man" from his efforts in helping drug cartels smuggle cash and guns through airports in Miami and New Jersey. Mata would ride along with the crooks and make sure they passed through security without being searched. He even allegedly helped organize a murder plot against rival gangs that saw the shooters wearing purloined law enforcement uniforms! (Photo credit: Shirley Henderson)
Mohammed Waseem Ahmed
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Corrupt cops aren't just a U.S. thing. Let's head over to Pakistan to learn how a policeman made himself one of the top gang leaders in Karachi. Mohammed Waseem Ahmed was a cop who managed to gain control over dozens of illegal gambling dens. Ahmed started his career as a "beater" - a low-level policeman sent in to use force to extract bribes from criminals. He was so good at his job that he became incredibly powerful and well connected, and eventually became the lead police contact for all of the gambling operations in Karachi. When an investigation closed in on him in 2013, he fled to Dubai to avoid prosecution. (Photo credit: Vebidoo)
Charles Becker
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The first American cop to get the death penalty for murder, Charles Becker was a legend in New York in the early part of the 20th century. His beat was the brothels and vice dens of Manhattan, and he took full advantage of their proprietors by hitting them up for what some say was over $100,000 in protection money. One gambling house owner named Herman Rosenthal wasn't into the racket, however, and he went to the press about it. Two days later, Rosenthal was murdered, and the crime was traced back to Becker. After three trials, he was convicted and put to death in 1915. (Photo credit: Wikimedia Commons)
Joseph Miedzianowski
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When people consider you one of the most corrupt cops to ever live, you know you've got it made. Joseph Miedzianowski started his career as a beat cop with a powerful connection to the streets, able to cultivate informants and broker peace between warring parties. That skill then carried over into his second life. Starting in the late 1980s, Miedzianowski started ripping off drug gangs with other rogue cops, and eventually built himself a little cartel of his own. Over the next decade, the crooked cop built up a cocaine operation between Chicago and Miami with multiple street gangs. A FBI investigation put him in jail for life in 2001. (Photo credit: Chicago Tribune)
More corrupt cops: Good Cop, Bad Cop: An Oral History of 'The Shield'
Louis Eppolito
If you're going to cross over to the evil team, there's no bigger way to do it than to join the Mafia. Louis Eppolito was in the Family from the beginning - his father was Gambino thug Ralph Eppolito. When he applied for a job with the NYPD in 1969, Eppolito denied being related to any members of organized crime groups, making it painfully obvious what his intentions were. After being promoted to detective, he and partner Stephen Caracappa worked for the Lucchese family, passing on confidential information about their rivals and even executing Gambino captain Eddie Lino in 1990. After an FBI investigation, Eppolito was jailed for life plus 100 years. (Photo credit: Linda Rosier/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)
Manuel Pardo
Crooked cops aren't born; they're made. For Manuel Pardo, it took being dismissed from multiple police departments for him to evolve into his final evil form. Pardo started out by graduating at the top of his class at the Florida Highway Patrol Academy, but got fired early on the job for making up fake traffic tickets. Pardo migrated to the Sweetwater police department but also lost that job after flying to the Bahamas to give false testimony in a corruption case. After being stripped of his badge, Pardo went on an insane crime spree, killing nine people and stealing their possessions. During his last crime, he accidentally shot himself in the foot, which led to his capture, conviction and execution. (Photo credit: Florida Department of Corrections)
Louis Scarcella
Sometimes, corrupt cops use their powers to make themselves look better at their job than they actually are. Louis Scarcella was a Brooklyn homicide detective who racked up an incredible string of arrests in the '70s and '80s. He had a reputation for being able to make witnesses talk and turn up vital evidence. Unfortunately, after he retired Scarcella's stories began to unravel. Investigators discovered that many confessions Scarcella had taken had curiously similar language, and many of his successful closings came under suspicious circumstances. An investigation revealed dozens of cases in which Scarcella had bent the truth to get convictions, and many of his victims have sued New York City successfully for millions. (Photo credit: Enid Alvarez/NY Daily News via Getty Images)
Nicholas McFadden
One of the biggest temptations in a police officer's life is dealing with the mountains of ill-gotten gains they confiscate from crooks. It's all supposed to go into the evidence locker, but who would really notice if some of it didn't? British cop Nicholas McFadden, along with his brother Simon, funneled fantastic quantities of confiscated drugs back onto the streets of Yorkshire through their criminal contacts. The duo were responsible for the loss of over a million pounds worth of contraband, and when investigators raided Nicholas's house they found nearly £160,000 crammed into sacks lying around. (Photo credit: Department of Corrections)
Jonathan Garcia
Many corrupt cops argue that to exist in the system, you need to be a little bent yourself. That was Philadelphia policeman Jonathan Garcia's excuse for why he started stealing heroin from drug dealers and re-selling it on the street, often in uniform. Along with partner Sydemy Joanis, Garcia started robbing dealers in 2009 and not reporting what they took as evidence. It began with just cash, but eventually the duo realized that they could profit even more by dealing drugs as well. Garcia got 17 years in the pokey for his extracurricular activities. (Photo credit: Philadelphia Department of Corrections)
Jon Burge
With recent news that Chicago police have been operating a secret detention facility, it's wise to go back in time a bit and show that it's nothing new for that famously corrupt department. Jon Burge was a U.S. Army veteran who joined the police department after tours in South Korea and Vietnam. Between 1972 and 1991, he used interrogation methods on suspects that were way outside the norm - shooting pets, handcuffing them to objects for days, and burning their bodies. By 1990, a massive investigation was in progress that revealed Burge and his department were culpable in torturing confessions out of dozens of suspects, and he was fired and jailed for obstruction of justice. (Photo credit: Gretchen Hasse/Youtube)
Ralph Mata
Lieutenant Ralph Mata spent 22 years as a decorated member of the Miami-Dade Police Department, busting gangs and even working in Internal Affairs to take down crooked cops. That last part is ironic, because he was about as crooked as they come. Mata earned the nickname "Milk Man" from his efforts in helping drug cartels smuggle cash and guns through airports in Miami and New Jersey. Mata would ride along with the crooks and make sure they passed through security without being searched. He even allegedly helped organize a murder plot against rival gangs that saw the shooters wearing purloined law enforcement uniforms! (Photo credit: Shirley Henderson)
Mohammed Waseem Ahmed
Corrupt cops aren't just a U.S. thing. Let's head over to Pakistan to learn how a policeman made himself one of the top gang leaders in Karachi. Mohammed Waseem Ahmed was a cop who managed to gain control over dozens of illegal gambling dens. Ahmed started his career as a "beater" - a low-level policeman sent in to use force to extract bribes from criminals. He was so good at his job that he became incredibly powerful and well connected, and eventually became the lead police contact for all of the gambling operations in Karachi. When an investigation closed in on him in 2013, he fled to Dubai to avoid prosecution. (Photo credit: Vebidoo)
Charles Becker
The first American cop to get the death penalty for murder, Charles Becker was a legend in New York in the early part of the 20th century. His beat was the brothels and vice dens of Manhattan, and he took full advantage of their proprietors by hitting them up for what some say was over $100,000 in protection money. One gambling house owner named Herman Rosenthal wasn't into the racket, however, and he went to the press about it. Two days later, Rosenthal was murdered, and the crime was traced back to Becker. After three trials, he was convicted and put to death in 1915. (Photo credit: Wikimedia Commons)
Joseph Miedzianowski
When people consider you one of the most corrupt cops to ever live, you know you've got it made. Joseph Miedzianowski started his career as a beat cop with a powerful connection to the streets, able to cultivate informants and broker peace between warring parties. That skill then carried over into his second life. Starting in the late 1980s, Miedzianowski started ripping off drug gangs with other rogue cops, and eventually built himself a little cartel of his own. Over the next decade, the crooked cop built up a cocaine operation between Chicago and Miami with multiple street gangs. A FBI investigation put him in jail for life in 2001. (Photo credit: Chicago Tribune)
More corrupt cops: Good Cop, Bad Cop: An Oral History of 'The Shield'
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Ohio Man Called 911 Because He Thought His Wife Stole His Cocaine
It was Public Enemy who thought that 911 was a joke, but it was a 39-year-old Alliance man who recently called 911 because of his coke.
According to the Alliance Review, Robert Collins was arrested and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and misuse of 911 after he called the emergency number to report that his wife had stolen his blow.
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It's unknown if police found any cocaine when they arrived on the scene, but they did find Collins to be in possession of a glass pot pipe. There was also an active warrant on Collins for failure to pay $25 in court fees and $589 in fines from an earlier speeding and driving under suspension case.
Collins had also failed to complete his court-ordered supervised community service, probably because he was too busy looking for his nose candy. One thing is for sure: Rick James was spot on when he said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
This woman's emergency? You guessed it: She needed some loving: Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex
According to the Alliance Review, Robert Collins was arrested and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and misuse of 911 after he called the emergency number to report that his wife had stolen his blow.
It's unknown if police found any cocaine when they arrived on the scene, but they did find Collins to be in possession of a glass pot pipe. There was also an active warrant on Collins for failure to pay $25 in court fees and $589 in fines from an earlier speeding and driving under suspension case.
Collins had also failed to complete his court-ordered supervised community service, probably because he was too busy looking for his nose candy. One thing is for sure: Rick James was spot on when he said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
This woman's emergency? You guessed it: She needed some loving: Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex
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'Cute Mugshot Girl' Can't Stop Breaking the Law, Leaving Us With More Cute Mugshots
Usually women like this get off with just a warning.
According to Gawker, an 18-year-old Cary, North Carolina girl who blew up the internet in December with perhaps the cutest mugshot of all time is back at it again.
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Police said Alysa Bathrick was charged with shoplifting in Raleigh last week for an incident that took place on January 26, and they snapped her latest sexy mugshot shortly thereafter. It's unknown if she was stealing out of necessity, or if it was just her way of getting a free glamour shot.
If you can't get enough of Bathrick, don't worry. This is her fourth run-in with the law since 2012, including two for assault. She was then arrested for possessing Xanax with the intent to distribute in November of last year. That's when she jumped on Twitter to give us this little diddy:
So, let's be honest: Odds are you're going to get another choice photo of Bathrick sometime in the near future.
More super hot girls who are also super naughty: The Hottest Hot Girl Mug Shots
According to Gawker, an 18-year-old Cary, North Carolina girl who blew up the internet in December with perhaps the cutest mugshot of all time is back at it again.
Police said Alysa Bathrick was charged with shoplifting in Raleigh last week for an incident that took place on January 26, and they snapped her latest sexy mugshot shortly thereafter. It's unknown if she was stealing out of necessity, or if it was just her way of getting a free glamour shot.
If you can't get enough of Bathrick, don't worry. This is her fourth run-in with the law since 2012, including two for assault. She was then arrested for possessing Xanax with the intent to distribute in November of last year. That's when she jumped on Twitter to give us this little diddy:
Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot's cute. #ftp pic.twitter.com/LyqHV7IInm
- A (@_ahleesah) December 1, 2014
So, let's be honest: Odds are you're going to get another choice photo of Bathrick sometime in the near future.
More super hot girls who are also super naughty: The Hottest Hot Girl Mug Shots
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This Guy's Very Honest and Specific Tinder Profile Ends With the Perfect Penis Joke
This is Pete. Pete dislikes women who aren't shallow, and that's just the least of his quirks that are included in his refreshingly honest and hilarious Tinder profile. Ladies, if you are looking for a man who has a wife, won't pay for you and is loaded with mommy issues, Pete is your guy. Oh, but he is also great at making dick jokes, as you can see with the way he concludes his bio. (Via Reddit)
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The man behind this Tinder account is comedian Pete Johansson, who actually said he has received a pretty good response from his profile. He admits it was mostly girls telling him that it was funny and made their day, but there were also very flirtatious messages, as well. And that makes even less sense when you see the additional photos Pete included in his profile:
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The man behind this Tinder account is comedian Pete Johansson, who actually said he has received a pretty good response from his profile. He admits it was mostly girls telling him that it was funny and made their day, but there were also very flirtatious messages, as well. And that makes even less sense when you see the additional photos Pete included in his profile:
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This Man Got Mocked On The Internet, Now Women Everywhere Want To Dance With Him
Never forget, the Internet can actually do good things every now and then. Take this story for example.
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When the man above was spotted dancing and having a good time, some punk and his friends started laughing at him until he stopped. They then immediately posted the photos to the Internet to try to make him feel even worse in front of more people. The caption read in part: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week," the poster wrote. "He stopped when he saw us laughing."
But an awesome thing happened once the photo went viral. The majority of commenters issued positive support for the guy. That was nice enough. But things only got better from there.
A woman named Cassandra Fairbanks decided to start a Twitter campaign, #FindDancingMan. In addition to asking everyone for help in finding the man, she also offered up a huge dance party for the guy with Cassandra and 1,700 or so of her closest female friends.
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That was all it took for Dancing Man to pop up very quickly. Apparently he lives in London and his real name is Sean. Sean has since connected with Cassandra and it seems the dance party is definitely on once Sean returns from a trip in Kiev.
The party will be in Los Angeles, but it won't cost Sean a dime. A GoFundMe page has already raised over $4,600 for Sean's trip.
Via Huff Post
When the man above was spotted dancing and having a good time, some punk and his friends started laughing at him until he stopped. They then immediately posted the photos to the Internet to try to make him feel even worse in front of more people. The caption read in part: "Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week," the poster wrote. "He stopped when he saw us laughing."
But an awesome thing happened once the photo went viral. The majority of commenters issued positive support for the guy. That was nice enough. But things only got better from there.
Anyone know this man or who posted this? There's a huge group of ladies in LA who would like to do something special pic.twitter.com/DGbu3AXOrB
- Cassandra (@CassandraRules) March 5, 2015
A woman named Cassandra Fairbanks decided to start a Twitter campaign, #FindDancingMan. In addition to asking everyone for help in finding the man, she also offered up a huge dance party for the guy with Cassandra and 1,700 or so of her closest female friends.
That was all it took for Dancing Man to pop up very quickly. Apparently he lives in London and his real name is Sean. Sean has since connected with Cassandra and it seems the dance party is definitely on once Sean returns from a trip in Kiev.
YAY TWITTER!!! @Dancingmanfound #FindDancingMan ❤️❤️❤️ We are going to dance!!! pic.twitter.com/G7FxuiSsIh
- Cassandra (@CassandraRules) March 6, 2015
The party will be in Los Angeles, but it won't cost Sean a dime. A GoFundMe page has already raised over $4,600 for Sean's trip.
I spoke to him, he's free in a couple weeks, he's currently in Kiev, but we are planning the best party ever :) @FelicityMorse
- Cassandra (@CassandraRules) March 6, 2015
So rest easy tonight. There are plenty of good people out there in the world. (I just wish I was invited to that party.)Via Huff Post
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The 10 Most Honest People on Earth
Honesty is always a good investment. It seems to pay dividends to hoard karma points like Bitcoin, like these stories demonstrate. Take a cue from some of the most honest people on Earth.
1. Man Makes a 65-Year-Old Wrong Right
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In late 2011, an elderly man walked into a Seattle Sears and handed a manager an envelope. Within it were a note and a $100 bill. The note explained he stole $20 to $30 from a Sears cash register in the late forties, some 60 years ago. So he paid Sears back with interest.
To the manager, he believed the man's conscience "has been bothering him for the last 60 years," and that he finally wanted to make it right.
While the initial theft doesn't qualify by damn sight as honest, it's certainly conscientious to make amends for a bad deed that happened a lifetime ago. The store caught the man on camera but didn't release the video or his name.
2. Sin City Cabbie Finds $221,510 in Backseat...and Returns It
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Ethiopian immigrant Adam Woldemarim let off a passenger at the Las Vegas airport. A little later, he was cleaning his cab when he found a black laptop case in the backseat. He opened it, and it was full of money - $221,510 to be exact.
As for me, I would've slyly taken it home like Llewelyn Moss in "No Country for Old Men." But Woldemarim wields a bit more integrity, so he went to the security company that owned his taxi service and dropped off the case, saying an unknown man left it. He then went back to work.
One hour later, Frias Transportation Management called him and told him to come back to the office immediately. A young man in his late twenties called, claiming he won the money at the Wynn.
When Woldemarim arrived, the man was effusively appreciative. He thanked him for his honesty and left him a $2,000 tip. Quite the payday for one small gesture.
3. Inmate Returns to Jail After Prison Sets Him Free
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When prison officers walked Luis Lopez out of his cell, telling him he was due out, he was in disbelief.
"I was stunned," he said.
He had only served three months of a second DUI bust. When he got home, he called his lawyer and asked him if everything was kosher. Not exactly. It was a glitch in the computer system, and he advised him to return. Instead of doing the criminalistic thing and figuring out a way to skip out of town, he bit his lip and went back.
"It would have been better if they had just let him service his time, instead of releasing him and then taking him away from me again!" Lopez's girlfriend said.
4. Struggling California Landscaper Finds $140,000, Does the Right Thing
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Life was tough for landscaper Eli Estrada. He was stacked with credit card debt, had to pay for an upcoming wedding, and his gardening business Tuff Turf eked out a modest and troublesome living. So when he stumbled on a bag of cash in the middle of a Cerritos street, his first thought was, "I'm rich."
The bag contained $140,000. It was from a Brinks truck on its way to deliver ATMs. Money like that would've solved a hefty chunk of Estrada's woes, but being with that much cash was weird for him: "It's not like you would expect it, it was surreal."
He returned it to the Long Beach police. Some days, Estrada said, "I think I was nuts." But the man had a disciplined conscience. "I know in my gut that to keep that money would be wrong."
Brinks gave him a piddling $2,000 for his honesty, which to Estrada's mother was lame: "They should've given him 10 percent," she said with a smile.
5. Homeless Man's Honesty Rewards Him Thousandfold
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"What I actually feel like is, what has the world come to when a person returns something that don't belong to them and all of this happens?"
Those were the mindful words of Billy Ray Harris, an (ex-) homeless man hailing from Kansas City. A lady accidentally dropped an expensive diamond ring into his cup. He briefly considered selling it, but couldn't go through with it. So he kept the ring safe until she would come back to get it.
Skip a few months ... "I feel human now." When news broke of his honesty and the fact that a man of his predicament could use a diamond ring to pawn, people from across the world donated to a fund set up by the woman's husband. Within months it totaled $190,000. Harris also reconnected with his family members (who hadn't seen him for 16 years and thought he was dead) when they saw him on TV.
He now has a house and a car. And he is a living example that honesty can inspire others to be charitable, and can save lives.
6. Steven Miller, Divorce Lawyer
There's nothing more refreshing than an honest lawyer. This man's video is one of the world's best divorce attorney ads. And while the universe agrees that divorce is a humorless thing, Miller brings the funny. If you're going through a nasty "conscious uncoupling," let this man get you through the mess.
7. The Most Honest T-Ball Player on Earth
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Sports Illustrated ran a story in 1989 about a kid who displayed honesty beyond his years. During a T-ball game in Wellington, Florida, 7-year-old Tanner Munsey was playing first base. The batter hit a ground ball to him, and he attempted to tag a runner going from first to second. The umpire, a lady named Laura Benson, called the runner out. Tanner ran to her and said, "Ma'am, I didn't tag the runner."
Benson appreciated Tanner's honesty enough to reverse her call.
Two weeks later, almost the same thing happened, except Tanner made a good play. Benson was again working as the umpire but called the runner safe. Tanner simply looked at Benson and threw the ball to the catcher.
Benson, knowing Tanner, asked him if he tagged the runner. Tanner said he did. She then called the runner out.
Coaches and parents threw up their hands and pooh-poohed the call, but Benson told them what happened two weeks prior. "If a kid is that honest, I have to give it to him."
Let this be a lesson to overly competitive parents out there: There's more to America's favorite pastime than winning.
8. Garbage Man Shows Heart on Christmas Day
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It's not the amount of cash returned, it's the thought. On Christmas Day in Greeley, CO, Jimmy James was on his route throwing Christmas trash in the back of his dump truck. After one household, he noticed a card in the heap. He took it out and opened it, finding a JCPenney gift card.
After discovering the $50 balance, he continued on with his day. At the end of his shift, he drove back to the house (in his own car) and knocked. James informed the family of his discovery and gave them the card and the JCPenney cash.
The family was pleasantly flummoxed that someone would do something so big about something so small. James wasn't looking for a reward, he simply wanted to do the right thing. The family gave him $75 with a note attached stating, "To Jimmy, thank you for your honesty."
9. Bobby Jones: The Consummate Sportsman
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Bobby Jones was an amateur golfer who participated in national and international tournaments about a century ago. He later became known for his sportsmanship.
At the 1925 U.S. Open in Boston, Jones hit his ball into the rough on the 11th hole. While lining up his stance, he accidentally clipped the grass which moved his ball slightly.
He insisted to the officials and his competition that he violated Rule 18 (moving the ball), and they argued about it, but he stuck to his guns. They eventually gave him a 77 instead of a 76, and he lost the round by the same margin - one stroke.
He was praised by sportswriters for his deed. But, in the ever modest nature of Jones, he quipped, "You might as well praise me for not robbing banks."
10. Homeless Ex-Meth Addict Returns $125,000
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In May 2014, Joe Cornell was living in a Salvation Army rehab center in Fresno. He overheard a passing motorist yell to a Brinks truck telling them they forgot something, but the driver didn't hear. Cornell walked to the bag and opened it, finding $125,000.
"What type of man do I want my grandkids to think I am?" he told KMPH. "I want them to think I'm a just man that does the right and I did the right thing."
He returned the money. The married father of two only had a dollar to his name. His family was tremendously proud of him, and surely his grandkids will be, too.
Brinks gave him a debit card for $5,000. And this begs the question ... when the hell is Brinks going to drop a bag near me?
1. Man Makes a 65-Year-Old Wrong Right
In late 2011, an elderly man walked into a Seattle Sears and handed a manager an envelope. Within it were a note and a $100 bill. The note explained he stole $20 to $30 from a Sears cash register in the late forties, some 60 years ago. So he paid Sears back with interest.
To the manager, he believed the man's conscience "has been bothering him for the last 60 years," and that he finally wanted to make it right.
While the initial theft doesn't qualify by damn sight as honest, it's certainly conscientious to make amends for a bad deed that happened a lifetime ago. The store caught the man on camera but didn't release the video or his name.
2. Sin City Cabbie Finds $221,510 in Backseat...and Returns It
Ethiopian immigrant Adam Woldemarim let off a passenger at the Las Vegas airport. A little later, he was cleaning his cab when he found a black laptop case in the backseat. He opened it, and it was full of money - $221,510 to be exact.
As for me, I would've slyly taken it home like Llewelyn Moss in "No Country for Old Men." But Woldemarim wields a bit more integrity, so he went to the security company that owned his taxi service and dropped off the case, saying an unknown man left it. He then went back to work.
One hour later, Frias Transportation Management called him and told him to come back to the office immediately. A young man in his late twenties called, claiming he won the money at the Wynn.
When Woldemarim arrived, the man was effusively appreciative. He thanked him for his honesty and left him a $2,000 tip. Quite the payday for one small gesture.
3. Inmate Returns to Jail After Prison Sets Him Free
When prison officers walked Luis Lopez out of his cell, telling him he was due out, he was in disbelief.
"I was stunned," he said.
He had only served three months of a second DUI bust. When he got home, he called his lawyer and asked him if everything was kosher. Not exactly. It was a glitch in the computer system, and he advised him to return. Instead of doing the criminalistic thing and figuring out a way to skip out of town, he bit his lip and went back.
"It would have been better if they had just let him service his time, instead of releasing him and then taking him away from me again!" Lopez's girlfriend said.
4. Struggling California Landscaper Finds $140,000, Does the Right Thing
Life was tough for landscaper Eli Estrada. He was stacked with credit card debt, had to pay for an upcoming wedding, and his gardening business Tuff Turf eked out a modest and troublesome living. So when he stumbled on a bag of cash in the middle of a Cerritos street, his first thought was, "I'm rich."
The bag contained $140,000. It was from a Brinks truck on its way to deliver ATMs. Money like that would've solved a hefty chunk of Estrada's woes, but being with that much cash was weird for him: "It's not like you would expect it, it was surreal."
He returned it to the Long Beach police. Some days, Estrada said, "I think I was nuts." But the man had a disciplined conscience. "I know in my gut that to keep that money would be wrong."
Brinks gave him a piddling $2,000 for his honesty, which to Estrada's mother was lame: "They should've given him 10 percent," she said with a smile.
5. Homeless Man's Honesty Rewards Him Thousandfold
"What I actually feel like is, what has the world come to when a person returns something that don't belong to them and all of this happens?"
Those were the mindful words of Billy Ray Harris, an (ex-) homeless man hailing from Kansas City. A lady accidentally dropped an expensive diamond ring into his cup. He briefly considered selling it, but couldn't go through with it. So he kept the ring safe until she would come back to get it.
Skip a few months ... "I feel human now." When news broke of his honesty and the fact that a man of his predicament could use a diamond ring to pawn, people from across the world donated to a fund set up by the woman's husband. Within months it totaled $190,000. Harris also reconnected with his family members (who hadn't seen him for 16 years and thought he was dead) when they saw him on TV.
He now has a house and a car. And he is a living example that honesty can inspire others to be charitable, and can save lives.
6. Steven Miller, Divorce Lawyer
There's nothing more refreshing than an honest lawyer. This man's video is one of the world's best divorce attorney ads. And while the universe agrees that divorce is a humorless thing, Miller brings the funny. If you're going through a nasty "conscious uncoupling," let this man get you through the mess.
7. The Most Honest T-Ball Player on Earth
Sports Illustrated ran a story in 1989 about a kid who displayed honesty beyond his years. During a T-ball game in Wellington, Florida, 7-year-old Tanner Munsey was playing first base. The batter hit a ground ball to him, and he attempted to tag a runner going from first to second. The umpire, a lady named Laura Benson, called the runner out. Tanner ran to her and said, "Ma'am, I didn't tag the runner."
Benson appreciated Tanner's honesty enough to reverse her call.
Two weeks later, almost the same thing happened, except Tanner made a good play. Benson was again working as the umpire but called the runner safe. Tanner simply looked at Benson and threw the ball to the catcher.
Benson, knowing Tanner, asked him if he tagged the runner. Tanner said he did. She then called the runner out.
Coaches and parents threw up their hands and pooh-poohed the call, but Benson told them what happened two weeks prior. "If a kid is that honest, I have to give it to him."
Let this be a lesson to overly competitive parents out there: There's more to America's favorite pastime than winning.
8. Garbage Man Shows Heart on Christmas Day
It's not the amount of cash returned, it's the thought. On Christmas Day in Greeley, CO, Jimmy James was on his route throwing Christmas trash in the back of his dump truck. After one household, he noticed a card in the heap. He took it out and opened it, finding a JCPenney gift card.
After discovering the $50 balance, he continued on with his day. At the end of his shift, he drove back to the house (in his own car) and knocked. James informed the family of his discovery and gave them the card and the JCPenney cash.
The family was pleasantly flummoxed that someone would do something so big about something so small. James wasn't looking for a reward, he simply wanted to do the right thing. The family gave him $75 with a note attached stating, "To Jimmy, thank you for your honesty."
9. Bobby Jones: The Consummate Sportsman
Bobby Jones was an amateur golfer who participated in national and international tournaments about a century ago. He later became known for his sportsmanship.
At the 1925 U.S. Open in Boston, Jones hit his ball into the rough on the 11th hole. While lining up his stance, he accidentally clipped the grass which moved his ball slightly.
He insisted to the officials and his competition that he violated Rule 18 (moving the ball), and they argued about it, but he stuck to his guns. They eventually gave him a 77 instead of a 76, and he lost the round by the same margin - one stroke.
He was praised by sportswriters for his deed. But, in the ever modest nature of Jones, he quipped, "You might as well praise me for not robbing banks."
10. Homeless Ex-Meth Addict Returns $125,000
In May 2014, Joe Cornell was living in a Salvation Army rehab center in Fresno. He overheard a passing motorist yell to a Brinks truck telling them they forgot something, but the driver didn't hear. Cornell walked to the bag and opened it, finding $125,000.
"What type of man do I want my grandkids to think I am?" he told KMPH. "I want them to think I'm a just man that does the right and I did the right thing."
He returned the money. The married father of two only had a dollar to his name. His family was tremendously proud of him, and surely his grandkids will be, too.
Brinks gave him a debit card for $5,000. And this begs the question ... when the hell is Brinks going to drop a bag near me?
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This Guy Using WWE Finishing Moves On His Girlfriend Is The Best Wrestling Video Ever
You don't have to be a huge wrestling fan to find this amazing. You just have to appreciate a couple of things. 1) This is a seriously awesome girlfriend. Any woman willing to go along with this stunt is definitely marriage material. 2) The way he pairs the moves with the actual wrestling play-by-play commentary is top notch.
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Movie Stars Who've Played Multiple Superheroes or Villains
For anyone who doesn't follow or enjoy superhero movies, this is not a good time to be alive. Over the next five years alone, moviegoers will be subjected to at least 30 films based on comic book properties. And that's strictly Marvel and DC. For lovers and haters alike, though, this plethora of comic book movies creates the confusion of not knowing which actors are playing which superheroes anymore. So we figured we'd clear things up by pointing out some of the most famous actors who've donned multiple capes and cowls, and whether or not they're wearing one currently. (Note: We are excluding voice acting work. Gotta draw the line somewhere.)
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It's no secret that many a fanboy was displeased by the decision to cast Ben Affleck in one of the title roles of the upcoming "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice." Could this be because the previous actor behind the Batman mantle, Christian Bale, did such an amazing job that simply no one could top him? Perhaps. But more than anything else, it was because Affleck had already played a superhero in the form of the much-maligned "Daredevil" back in 2003 (not to be confused with the upcoming Netflix series starring Charlie Cox). But like him or not, he is your new Caped Crusader going forward, so we're hoping he's learned a thing or two from his past superhero shortcomings since then.
Fun sidenote: Affleck also played George Reeves, the actor who portrayed the 1950s television Superman, in "Hollywoodland" in 2006.
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Whatever you think of Ryan Reynolds, he arguably has more to live up to than even Mr. Affleck after bombing hard as the titular DC superhero "Green Lantern" in 2011. Fortunately he's all set to jump into the shoes of Deadpool, a much less popular Marvel antihero that people have been clamoring for him to play for years. Literally no one but Reynolds has played the character on the big screen before, and if his previous attempt in the abysmal "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" in 2009 is currently the gold standard, he's got a pretty good shot of knocking it out of the park. Especially if the test footage is any indication.
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OK, maybe not literally half, as the amount of star power in the upcoming "Avengers: Age of Ultron" is staggering, but so are the number of cast members who've played multiple superhero/villain roles by comparison. Let's check them off as we go, shall we? Chris Evans plays Captain America, but has also played the Human Torch in "Fantastic Four" (2005) / "Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer" and Nick Gant in "Push" (as well as Jensen in "The Losers," and Curtis in "Snowpiercer," but they weren't technically superheroes). Samuel L. Jackson absolutely kills it as Nick Fury, but has also done well as Mr. Glass in "Unbreakable" and the villainous Octopus in "The Spirit." Coincidentally, his partner in crime in that film was Silken Floss, played by none other than the lovely Scarlett Johansson. Finally, newcomer Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who will play Quicksilver, is also known as Kick-Ass.
Fun sidenote #2: The character of Quicksilver was in "X-Men: Days of Future Past" but played by Evan Peters. Peters had previously played Todd, Aaron Taylor-Johnson's best friend in "Kick-Ass."
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Speaking of "Kick-Ass," anyone unfamiliar with Nicolas Cage's role as Big Daddy in that film would still probably recognize him as the Marvel antihero "Ghost Rider," whom he played in two truly terrible films. As luck would have it, we were all spared his rendition of the Man of Steel back in the late '90s after the success of Tim Burton's "Batman" prompted the studio to let him take a crack at DC's other top dog superhero. If you'd like an idea of how that would have played out, see for yourself (hint: pure garbage).
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Speaking of pure garbage, the 2004 film "Catwoman" based on the popular DC Comics character (kind of) wasn't Halle Berry's first foray into the comic book world, but it was certainly her most unfortunate. Don't get us wrong, we're all for seeing the Oscar-winner decked out in leather and latex prancing around with a bullwhip pretending she isn't almost 40 years old, but that's not the issue. The issue is that the movie was a complete mess, and sometimes you should just stick to a superhero with a more solid franchise around them. In this case, playing Storm from the "X-Men" series for nearly 15 years is the better, less embarrassing way to go.
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While we're on a role with these "speaking of" transitions, speaking of Storm, she was the character who electrocuted the supervillain known as Toad, played by Ray Park, with a lightning bolt near the end of the original "X-Men" film. Even though he may not be the most recognizable actor on this list by far, his name is certainly synonymous with playing well-disguised superheroes and villains. Case in point: he was cast as one of the G.I. Joe brand's most popular characters Snake Eyes in "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" in 2009. The movie didn't resonate with fans much, but the sequel/soft reboot "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" in 2013 fared much better, and still had Park behind the Snake Eyes mask.
Fun sidenote #3: Park is probably most famous for his first major role as the badass on the wrong side of the Force Darth Maul in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace." We weren't sure where Sith abilities fit into the technicalities of being qualified as a superhero, though.
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Doug Jones is a lot like Ray Park in that you might not instantly recognize him for being an actor, but you would certainly be able to identify him with one of his characters. In this specific instance, Jones has played both the Marvel superhero the Silver Surfer in 2007's "Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer" and Hellboy sidekick Abe Sapien in both the original "Hellboy" and its sequel "Hellboy II: The Golden Army." Ironically, his voice was replaced by other actors in both the "Fantastic Four" sequel and "Hellboy." However, in the "Hellboy" sequel, he was finally given the opportunity to voice Abe Sapien himself.
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We've finally come to an actor that is arguably more famous for a villain role. Although we'd have to say that V in "V for Vendetta" had much more screen presence than the Red Skull did in "Captain America: The First Avenger," due to how popular the Marvel cinematic universe has become, the Red Skull is still the far more recognized character. Heck, people are even destroying their faces with cosmetic surgery to look like him. But of the two roles, it would seem the Red Skull is more likely to never be performed by Weaving again, as he expressed reluctance in doing so after his initial appearance, regardless of contractual obligations.
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So far Will Smith has only played one superhero on the big screen, and that was the titular character in the 2008 film "Hancock." Interestingly, Hancock is the only character on this list to not be based on a previous superhero property or comic book. Regardless, that's all about to change in 2016, as the former "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" star has signed on to play DC assassin and supervillain Deadshot in the upcoming "Suicide Squad." Even though we said that Weaving was the only actor on this list to be more famous as a villain, we reckon Smith plans to give the fellow thespian a run for his money, as he recently said that he hopes to create the definitive version of Deadshot with his performance.
Fun sidenote #4: "Men in Black" was technically based on a comic book series titled "The Men in Black" by Lowell Cunningham, but if we included them as superheroes then we would have had to add Tommy Lee Jones to this list. Along with accompanying Will Smith as Agent K in "Men in Black," he also played Two-Face in "Batman Forever."
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Who would have thought that, of all actors, Jim Carrey would be among the few to have played three or more superheroes or villains on film? As the picture above shows, he most recently gave the character of Colonel Stars and Stripes from "Kick-Ass 2" his best effort (well, if renouncing the film after the fact counts as best effort). Prior to this, he hammed it up with gusto as Batman villain The Riddler in "Batman Forever." To top that off, Carrey essentially kickstarted his career with his portrayal as the title character in "The Mask" in 1994. Perhaps more supernatural than superhuman, "The Mask" was based on a comic book by the same name and centered around a mask which grants its wearer magical reality-altering powers. If that doesn't qualify as a superhero or villain in the right hands, we don't know what does.
Ben Affleck
It's no secret that many a fanboy was displeased by the decision to cast Ben Affleck in one of the title roles of the upcoming "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice." Could this be because the previous actor behind the Batman mantle, Christian Bale, did such an amazing job that simply no one could top him? Perhaps. But more than anything else, it was because Affleck had already played a superhero in the form of the much-maligned "Daredevil" back in 2003 (not to be confused with the upcoming Netflix series starring Charlie Cox). But like him or not, he is your new Caped Crusader going forward, so we're hoping he's learned a thing or two from his past superhero shortcomings since then.
Fun sidenote: Affleck also played George Reeves, the actor who portrayed the 1950s television Superman, in "Hollywoodland" in 2006.
Ryan Reynolds
Whatever you think of Ryan Reynolds, he arguably has more to live up to than even Mr. Affleck after bombing hard as the titular DC superhero "Green Lantern" in 2011. Fortunately he's all set to jump into the shoes of Deadpool, a much less popular Marvel antihero that people have been clamoring for him to play for years. Literally no one but Reynolds has played the character on the big screen before, and if his previous attempt in the abysmal "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" in 2009 is currently the gold standard, he's got a pretty good shot of knocking it out of the park. Especially if the test footage is any indication.
Half the cast of "Avengers: Age of Ultron"
OK, maybe not literally half, as the amount of star power in the upcoming "Avengers: Age of Ultron" is staggering, but so are the number of cast members who've played multiple superhero/villain roles by comparison. Let's check them off as we go, shall we? Chris Evans plays Captain America, but has also played the Human Torch in "Fantastic Four" (2005) / "Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer" and Nick Gant in "Push" (as well as Jensen in "The Losers," and Curtis in "Snowpiercer," but they weren't technically superheroes). Samuel L. Jackson absolutely kills it as Nick Fury, but has also done well as Mr. Glass in "Unbreakable" and the villainous Octopus in "The Spirit." Coincidentally, his partner in crime in that film was Silken Floss, played by none other than the lovely Scarlett Johansson. Finally, newcomer Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who will play Quicksilver, is also known as Kick-Ass.
Fun sidenote #2: The character of Quicksilver was in "X-Men: Days of Future Past" but played by Evan Peters. Peters had previously played Todd, Aaron Taylor-Johnson's best friend in "Kick-Ass."
Nicolas Cage
Speaking of "Kick-Ass," anyone unfamiliar with Nicolas Cage's role as Big Daddy in that film would still probably recognize him as the Marvel antihero "Ghost Rider," whom he played in two truly terrible films. As luck would have it, we were all spared his rendition of the Man of Steel back in the late '90s after the success of Tim Burton's "Batman" prompted the studio to let him take a crack at DC's other top dog superhero. If you'd like an idea of how that would have played out, see for yourself (hint: pure garbage).
Halle Berry
Speaking of pure garbage, the 2004 film "Catwoman" based on the popular DC Comics character (kind of) wasn't Halle Berry's first foray into the comic book world, but it was certainly her most unfortunate. Don't get us wrong, we're all for seeing the Oscar-winner decked out in leather and latex prancing around with a bullwhip pretending she isn't almost 40 years old, but that's not the issue. The issue is that the movie was a complete mess, and sometimes you should just stick to a superhero with a more solid franchise around them. In this case, playing Storm from the "X-Men" series for nearly 15 years is the better, less embarrassing way to go.
Ray Park
While we're on a role with these "speaking of" transitions, speaking of Storm, she was the character who electrocuted the supervillain known as Toad, played by Ray Park, with a lightning bolt near the end of the original "X-Men" film. Even though he may not be the most recognizable actor on this list by far, his name is certainly synonymous with playing well-disguised superheroes and villains. Case in point: he was cast as one of the G.I. Joe brand's most popular characters Snake Eyes in "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" in 2009. The movie didn't resonate with fans much, but the sequel/soft reboot "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" in 2013 fared much better, and still had Park behind the Snake Eyes mask.
Fun sidenote #3: Park is probably most famous for his first major role as the badass on the wrong side of the Force Darth Maul in "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace." We weren't sure where Sith abilities fit into the technicalities of being qualified as a superhero, though.
Doug Jones
Doug Jones is a lot like Ray Park in that you might not instantly recognize him for being an actor, but you would certainly be able to identify him with one of his characters. In this specific instance, Jones has played both the Marvel superhero the Silver Surfer in 2007's "Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer" and Hellboy sidekick Abe Sapien in both the original "Hellboy" and its sequel "Hellboy II: The Golden Army." Ironically, his voice was replaced by other actors in both the "Fantastic Four" sequel and "Hellboy." However, in the "Hellboy" sequel, he was finally given the opportunity to voice Abe Sapien himself.
Hugo Weaving
We've finally come to an actor that is arguably more famous for a villain role. Although we'd have to say that V in "V for Vendetta" had much more screen presence than the Red Skull did in "Captain America: The First Avenger," due to how popular the Marvel cinematic universe has become, the Red Skull is still the far more recognized character. Heck, people are even destroying their faces with cosmetic surgery to look like him. But of the two roles, it would seem the Red Skull is more likely to never be performed by Weaving again, as he expressed reluctance in doing so after his initial appearance, regardless of contractual obligations.
Will Smith
So far Will Smith has only played one superhero on the big screen, and that was the titular character in the 2008 film "Hancock." Interestingly, Hancock is the only character on this list to not be based on a previous superhero property or comic book. Regardless, that's all about to change in 2016, as the former "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" star has signed on to play DC assassin and supervillain Deadshot in the upcoming "Suicide Squad." Even though we said that Weaving was the only actor on this list to be more famous as a villain, we reckon Smith plans to give the fellow thespian a run for his money, as he recently said that he hopes to create the definitive version of Deadshot with his performance.
Fun sidenote #4: "Men in Black" was technically based on a comic book series titled "The Men in Black" by Lowell Cunningham, but if we included them as superheroes then we would have had to add Tommy Lee Jones to this list. Along with accompanying Will Smith as Agent K in "Men in Black," he also played Two-Face in "Batman Forever."
Jim Carrey
Who would have thought that, of all actors, Jim Carrey would be among the few to have played three or more superheroes or villains on film? As the picture above shows, he most recently gave the character of Colonel Stars and Stripes from "Kick-Ass 2" his best effort (well, if renouncing the film after the fact counts as best effort). Prior to this, he hammed it up with gusto as Batman villain The Riddler in "Batman Forever." To top that off, Carrey essentially kickstarted his career with his portrayal as the title character in "The Mask" in 1994. Perhaps more supernatural than superhuman, "The Mask" was based on a comic book by the same name and centered around a mask which grants its wearer magical reality-altering powers. If that doesn't qualify as a superhero or villain in the right hands, we don't know what does.
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14 Tragic Food Fails That Remind You That Life is Cruel
The photos you are about to see may not be good for your mind, body and soul. These food fails are a harsh reminder that life is tough, and just when you think everything is going great -- BANG! -- the other shoe drops (or you drop your grilled cheese on the floor). Prepare yourself for the hurt.
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Funny Pictures of People Being Extremely Lazy, Vol. 2
We've said it before and we're saying it again: people are a bunch of lazy pieces of crap. Not all of them, of course, but most of us cut corners every now and then if the opportunity presents itself. The extremely lazy people below, however, have taken their urge to do as little as possible to absurd levels. A few of them are almost so lazy in what they are doing that the effort put forth defeats the purpose, but we still can't let them slide. They know exactly what they've done (or in this case, not done), and deserve to be ridiculed for it regardless of how innovative their lazy ideas may seem.
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The Perfect Text Response When Your Ex Reaches Out To Reconnect
This really is the absolute best way you can respond to an ex who is reaching out to get you back. At first engage them in conversation. Then get their hopes up. Then, right as they think they're about to get back in your good graces, drop the hammer. Simple, effective, beautiful.
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Via Memewhore
Via Memewhore
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'Bohemian Rhapsody,' Now with More Boob Grabbing!
Queen brought us this classic, operatic masterpiece. Wayne and Garth delivered it to a whole new generation of fans. And now these ladies have lip synced their own version and have watched it take the Internet by storm.
The women in the video are a comedy trio from Australia, who go by the moniker SketchShe. Unlike the version that the guys over at "Wayne's World" brought us many, many years ago, this one is sped up a bit as to not take up too much of your day and on the plus side, these gals are slightly more pleasant on the eyes (sorry Wayne and Garth). So, sit back and enjoy because this is why the Internet exists.
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Ohio Man Flies 7,000 Miles Only to Get Rejected by Chinese Girl
It looks like somebody might want think about changing his Tinder radius to 10 or 15 miles.
According to the Daily Mail, some poor bastard from Ohio recently flew 7,000 miles to Jiangshan, China to visit a girl he met online, but it didn't go so well.
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Chinese police said they found the 18-year-old man "lying in a pool of his own vomit" just inches away from the Xu River. They only referred to the man by his last name, Pratt, and said he drank himself unconscious and nearly died of hypothermia after falling into the river at some point.
Authorities said Pratt's drunken stupor was the result of getting rejected by a Chinese girl he met online. He allegedly told the girl he was going to come visit her, but she didn't think he was serious until he began calling her repeatedly from Jiangshan. She eventually blocked his number, and Pratt turned to the sauce.
Upon hearing about Pratt's heavy heart, the manager of the hotel where he was staying decided to give him a room for free. No word if Pratt had to first promise he wasn't going to barf all over it though.
Sex in China can apparently be even more dangerous than drinking yourself into a coma near a large river: Chinese Threesome in Car Ends With Accident and Broken Legs
According to the Daily Mail, some poor bastard from Ohio recently flew 7,000 miles to Jiangshan, China to visit a girl he met online, but it didn't go so well.
Chinese police said they found the 18-year-old man "lying in a pool of his own vomit" just inches away from the Xu River. They only referred to the man by his last name, Pratt, and said he drank himself unconscious and nearly died of hypothermia after falling into the river at some point.
Authorities said Pratt's drunken stupor was the result of getting rejected by a Chinese girl he met online. He allegedly told the girl he was going to come visit her, but she didn't think he was serious until he began calling her repeatedly from Jiangshan. She eventually blocked his number, and Pratt turned to the sauce.
Upon hearing about Pratt's heavy heart, the manager of the hotel where he was staying decided to give him a room for free. No word if Pratt had to first promise he wasn't going to barf all over it though.
Sex in China can apparently be even more dangerous than drinking yourself into a coma near a large river: Chinese Threesome in Car Ends With Accident and Broken Legs
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German Walls 'Pee Back' on Public Urinators
Good news for fans of golden showers.
According to UPI, several walls in the St. Pauli district of Hamburg have been coated with a "super-hydrophobic paint that causes sprayed liquid to bounce back in the opposite direction."
The "sprayed liquid" the St. Pauli Interest Community board is hoping to combat? You guessed it: urine.
The St. Pauli neighborhood is the "party district" of Hamburg, with more than 20 million people annually making their way to the area for some fun. But the locals are beyond fed up with people taking a leak in pretty much every place but the toilet, with some even going as far as pissing on playgrounds.
So, the locals have battled back with their newly-painted walls, and one board member has even come up with her own catchphrase.
"Watch out! From now on, it's pee back time," Julia Staron said.
No word if somebody on the St. Pauli Interest Community board came up with the idea for the "pee back" wall after a recent viewing of "The Naked Gun."
Apparently, toilets are optional in India as well: The 'Clean Indian' Is Fighting Public Urination in India With 'The Pissing Tanker'
According to UPI, several walls in the St. Pauli district of Hamburg have been coated with a "super-hydrophobic paint that causes sprayed liquid to bounce back in the opposite direction."
The "sprayed liquid" the St. Pauli Interest Community board is hoping to combat? You guessed it: urine.
The St. Pauli neighborhood is the "party district" of Hamburg, with more than 20 million people annually making their way to the area for some fun. But the locals are beyond fed up with people taking a leak in pretty much every place but the toilet, with some even going as far as pissing on playgrounds.
So, the locals have battled back with their newly-painted walls, and one board member has even come up with her own catchphrase.
"Watch out! From now on, it's pee back time," Julia Staron said.
No word if somebody on the St. Pauli Interest Community board came up with the idea for the "pee back" wall after a recent viewing of "The Naked Gun."
Apparently, toilets are optional in India as well: The 'Clean Indian' Is Fighting Public Urination in India With 'The Pissing Tanker'
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Watch This University of North Florida Band Dork Lose His Mind
The University of North Florida punched their first ever ticket to the Big Dance after defeating the University of South Carolina Upstate Sunday 63-57 in the Atlantic Sun tournament championship game Sunday afternoon.
And nobody was happier about it than this guy:
The spaz is freshman band geek Stephen Putnam, and the most surprising part of his "episode" is that it took place after his squad had blown a nine-point halftime lead thanks to an 11-0 run by Upstate to start the second half.
Let's be honest: If that's how Putnam reacted when ESPN came back from commercial with his team down by two points, then it's probably safe to assume the baritone player and "hype man" needed a new pair of shorts after his team officially advanced to the NCAA Tournament.
If you thought the band geek was crazy, wait until you see this guy: Crazy Comic Book Fan Cuts Off Nose To Look Like Marvel Supervillain Red Skull
And nobody was happier about it than this guy:
The spaz is freshman band geek Stephen Putnam, and the most surprising part of his "episode" is that it took place after his squad had blown a nine-point halftime lead thanks to an 11-0 run by Upstate to start the second half.
Let's be honest: If that's how Putnam reacted when ESPN came back from commercial with his team down by two points, then it's probably safe to assume the baritone player and "hype man" needed a new pair of shorts after his team officially advanced to the NCAA Tournament.
If you thought the band geek was crazy, wait until you see this guy: Crazy Comic Book Fan Cuts Off Nose To Look Like Marvel Supervillain Red Skull
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