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How to Make Quick But Fancy Barista Coffee

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Our girlfriends are tired of our watered-down attempts at making them coffee in the morning, and we're tired of going to their fancy-schmancy coffee houses. So dammit, we're here to help you guys with a guide to easy (but still fancy) barista style coffee. Be the barista, man. You don't even need a funny hat, suspenders or a mustache.

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Also check out: A Simple Wine Guide for Men

 

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49 Tiny Things That Really Piss You Off

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Some people call them pet peeves, while others may refer to them as first world problems. The fact is, however, that all of these incidents are insignificant in the large scope of life. But man, they really are annoying. Everyone has at least one minor thing that drives them nuts, but odds are there are many more. Here are 49 tiny things that really piss you off.

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Topless Argentinian Woman Has a Cooking Show Worth Watching

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What does it take for young ladies to make amazing guacamole these days? By the looks of things, they'll need some avocado, tomatoes, onions, chilies and salt.

Oh, and they will need to be topless.

According to Uproxx, a 24-year-old Argentinian woman named Jenn has become a YouTube sensation overnight thanks to her topless cooking show called "A Fuego Máximo." Almost one million people have tuned in so far--many of them probably multiple times--to watch the topless chef while she demonstrates how to make the best guacamole, pigs in a blanket and salad.

While she is being billed as "topless," Jenn has been able to keep her show on the network thanks to some well-placed avocados and slices of cheese.


We can't understand a damn word that's coming out of her mouth, but somehow, it is still the most informative cooking show we have ever seen.

In a related story, I seem to be craving avocados more than usual today.

Topless women usually make movies better, too: 12 Famous Actresses' Topless Movie Moments

 

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Watch This Idiot Try to Pull His Friend Up the Side of an Escalator (NSFW Language)

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Surprisingly, none of the NSFW language comes after he hits the floor.

For whatever reason, people like to have fun with moving staircases instead of just simply using them as they were intended. When I was a kid, I ran up the down escalator on numerous occasions, and looking back at it now, I would like to kick my own ass for doing it.

Odds are this clown feels the same way after recently falling some 20 feet as a result of his buddy not being able to hold onto him while he was being pulled up the side of a mall escalator. But by the looks of things, he probably won't be able to kick anything for a while. Even his own ass.


Something tells us this guy is going to recommend using the elevator from here on out.

Almost 400,000 people die every year from falls. These lucky ducks somehow did not: 10 People Who Survived Ridiculous Falls

 

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Listen to the Chilling Extended Audio of Robert Durst's Confession on 'The Jinx'

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If you watched HBO's 6-part documentary series about eccentric NY real estate heir and probable murderer Robert Durst, you were undoubtedly blown away by his apparent confession on the finale of "The Jinx" when he didn't realize his mic was still on (again). However, it turns out that the audio you heard was edited to make for better television. Thankfully, The Tuddy Guys have uncovered additional leaked audio of Durst's bathroom break confession, and I have to warn you, it's even more disturbing than what you've already heard.

More good stuff: Adam Sandler and Bob Barker Re-created the 'Happy Gilmore' Fight

 

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13 Things You Do Every Time You Shower

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If we're being honest, actually washing our bodies is pretty low on the list of things we do in the shower. For some reason it's so easy to get distracted in the shower, despite nothing being in there except you and a bunch of assorted gels. Unless you're running late and in a giant hurry, here are the 13 things you do every time you take a shower.

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Men Who Watch Loads of Porn Might Have Better Sex Lives

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It looks like I'll be finishing this article rather quickly then.

According to BroBible, a new study conducted by scientists at the University of California suggests that men who watch skin flicks more than two hours a week have more "arousal" when it comes time to having sex for real than those who don't.

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Researchers Nicole Prause and James Pfaus asked 280 guys to record their weekly porn-viewing habits, and they found that not only does watching a ton of porn not lead to erectile dysfunction, but it also increases the amount of time men want to spend with their partners.

Men who didn't watch any porn for this study turned out to be total losers, finishing with an "arousal score" of 40. Meanwhile, the avid smut watchers came in with scores over 50.

However, a sex psychologist named Dr. Justin Lehmiller had a different take on the study and suggested that it could have meant that the men watching porn just had higher sex drives.

We like the first conclusion better.

You might want to start by checking out this girl, as apparently everybody else is: Mia Khalifa is the New Most Popular Girl on Pornhub

 

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20 Fun and Fascinating Facts About Male Genitalia

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If you enjoyed our Size Matters Map, you'll be overly enthused to learn some additional fun facts about the entire man region that goes with it. No matter what you refer to it as--and please keep your pet names to yourself--there is plenty to know about the male erogenous zone, in all its dangling and weird-shaped glory.

1. The smallest recorded penis is 5/8 of an inch. The largest is 13.5 inches.
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The man behind the large hog is Jonah Falcon. He's from New York and is probably taking appointments.


2. An estimated one in 400 men can pleasure himself orally due to his size and flexibility.


3. On average, a man will have 11 erections during the day and nine while he sleeps.
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4. Humans are the only primates without bones in their boners.
Talk about irony.


5. Smoking shrivels your penis.
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Smoking calcifies blood vessels, restricting blood flow in the body, and you need that blood flow to make your dick grow.


6. Lack of use also makes your penis smaller.
According to scientists, not getting it up decreases the elasticity in your tissue, reducing its size by up to two centimeters. That's nearly an inch.


7. Good looking men are likely to have the strongest swimmers.
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In a 2003 research experiment in which women were asked to pick the best looking guy from a group of photographs (the men ranging from lousy to strong sperm specimens), they chose the best sperm producers most often. A more recent study tried to claim the opposite, but was reportedly misleading.


8. King Fatefehi of Tonga reportedly deflowered nearly 40 thousand girls over a 14-year period.
That means from 1770 until 1784, he was having sex with virgins at an average of seven per day. Wilt Chamberlain's got nothing on this guy.


9. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. For women, it's up to 23 seconds.
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Where's all the outrage over gender equality here?!


10. Penises are classified into two categories: growers and show-ers.
The term "grower" (79 percent of men) refers to men who are very small when flaccid but expand to much greater sizes. A "show-er" (21 percent of men) is about as large flaccid as he is erect.


11. Only six percent of men actually need extra large condoms.
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Furthermore, only three percent of men in the world are bigger than 8 inches. That's the approximate size for a man to fit rightly into extra large condoms, although many men claim normal condoms restrict blood flow. We are the 97 percent!


12. Gay men typically have slightly larger penises than straight men.


13. Diphallia is the medical term for having two functioning penises.
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There was recently a fascinating story about a man with this condition, known as DoubleDickDude.


14. The oldest known species with a penis is the Colymbosathon ecplecticos.
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It's a hard-shelled sea creature whose name is Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." It dates back more than 425 million years.


15. Any man desiring to make his schlong look bigger will have the best luck by simply losing body fat.


16. Once again, a flaccid penis is not a good indicator to how much potential it truly has.
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The Kinsey Institute reports that a small flaccid penis grows by a greater percentage than a large flaccid penis. There is no real way to predict a man's penis size so who's to say what the little guy can do when he's taking a break?


17. Studies have shown that contrary to popular belief, foot size is not a true indicator of penis size either.


18. Circumcision became popular in the 1800s, partly to prevent men from masturbating.


19. You most likely had an erection before you were born.
That is to say, you had a boner while you were living inside your mother. Gross.


20. On average, 85 percent of men can complete the sexual task of ejaculation in under three minutes.
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Done!

 

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This Is What Passes For Teaching In Schools Right Now

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Man, teachers sure have become a lot less strict since I went to school. First of all, they sure as hell didn't let me rest my head in class. And secondly, they would've never mistaken a balloon for my head. I do have to say though, this balloon head probably did a lot better on that test than I did on most of mine. The future is looking bright.



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The 10 Worst Things Done for Holy Reasons

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History gives us ample evidence of sects straying from human decency in the name of a higher power. And sometimes those sects are egged on by a fearful populace - people like you and me.

I could mention Jim Jones or the Crusades or Salem, but I'm sure we're all familiar with those. Here are some of the lesser known atrocities committed (plus one that we're all too familiar with) .

1. Hundreds to Cut Off Their Testies to "be Closer to God"

Most people know about "The Love Guru" starring Mike Myers. But not to many Westerners know about "The Castration Guru" starring Gurmeet Ram Rahim.

He's the self-styled Indian godman who recently came under allegations about suggesting to his (40-50 million) followers that they'd be closer to god if they cut off their testicles.

His lawyer didn't even deny it: "They were told that only those who get castrated will be able to meet god."

In 2000, 400 men allegedly said goodbye to their nuts to seek divinity in the eyes of god. Maybe it's my American chauvinism talking, but there doesn't seem to be anything divine about being a eunuch.

2. The Church of Euthanasia's "I Like to Watch"

In 2002, a small religious organization called The Church of Euthanasia released a video combining hardcore pornography and footage of the 9/11 attacks. The website said the video attempted to "capture the author's personal experience of watching the attacks on TV, including childish glee, vindictiveness, perverse fascination, and sexual arousal."

It received more than a million views within two weeks.

The author? The founder of The Church of Euthanasia Chris Korda (pictured above).

The Church of Euthanasia's goal is to restore "balance between humans and the remaining species on earth" by promoting suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy. One woman in 2003 actually used their website's instructions to kill herself in St. Louis County, Missouri. But that's besides the point.

The point is - and I'm just thinking aloud here - shouldn't the leader of a suicide cult live by example?

3. Heaven's Gate 1997 Mass Suicide

It's one thing to pull a Jim Jonesy stunt and convince your followers of a murderous government conspiracy; it's another thing to tell your followers to eat apple sauce laced with phenobarbital so that a spaceship will come and take them away.

One hot San Diego day in 1997, 39 members of the religious group Heaven's Gate were found in their Rancho Santa Fe mansion decomposing. Each carried a $5 bill and three quarters - the interplanetary toll - as even aliens use the American dollar.

In his batshit crazy video, leader Marshall White explains the only way for humans to survive an impending apocalypse is to "leave with us." Only one man survived the apple eating contest.

(It should be noted that White and seven members castrated themselves in Mexico, which would make Gurmeet Rahim proud.)

4. Eating Poop with the Aghoris

The Aghoris are an ancient religious faction in India that worships Lord Shiva. They believe that everything is sacred, even human feces. A large swath of them allegedly consumed butt butter to "kill the ego" and derail the superficial concept of beauty.

I'd have to agree. My ego would be shattered if I willingly ate brown trout on a daily basis.

5. It's Hard Out Here for an Albino

On March 8, a gang burst in the home of 6-year-old Tanzanian albino Baraka Cosmas. They beat his mother and chopped off his hand with a machete. It's just one in a long string of brutal attacks against East African albinos.

It is estimated between 70 and 200 albinos have been hunted down and slaughtered for their body parts since 2000. A leg or a foot can routinely net $600 on the black market (a corpse, $75,000). Witchdoctors wield tremendous power in certain Tanzanian villages (93 percent of Tanzanians believe in witchcraft), and they've inspired a pervasive idea that albino appendages and bodies can bring good luck.

Only recently has the United Nations stepped in to address it. But the plight is real.

6. The Worst Crime of All

In January, a Nigerian man of the Redeemed Christian Church of God took his religious fasting to a new level. In an attempt to weed out distractions, he took a rusty machete to his manhood.

Reportedly he said: "The penis has a mind of its own and it is capable of doing things which are totally out of my control." You ain't lying. "Even Jesus Christ said that we should cut off anything which will make us sin." Is this in the Old Testament or the New?

But things are looking up. The unnamed man said he was sure his willy would grow back after his 21-day fast ended. Let us know how that works out. If it does, I'll be the first to join the RCCD.

7. Mother Stabs Daughters so They Can Meet Jesus

Mother of three Pamela Christensen, 47, received a phone call from her estranged pastor husband explaining that the world was going to end. She dressed her daughters aged 12, 16, and 19 in white dresses and asked them if they accepted Jesus as their savior.

The police in Montgomery, Illinois received a couple 9-1-1 hangups, so they went to the residence. They found Christensen covered in blood, confessing she'd stabbed two daughters. She also stabbed herself in the chest and abdomen.

Fortunately, all three daughters survived. And the lovely Mrs. Christensen went to jail on $1 million bail.

8. Businessman Abuses Daughter for Nine Years Under Advice of Holy Man

In 2009, a 21-year-old woman went to the police and claimed her father had raped her for nine years, continuously. The courage to tell the authorities arose because her younger sister had recently faced the same fate.

A 'tantrik' - AKA holy man - advised the father to have sex with his daughter to make him wealthy. Years later, when faced with other business problems, the same tantrik told him to go for the youngest.

The holy man, the father, and the mother (who abetted the acts) went to prison for a long time. Good.

9. Aztec Human Sacrifice, Often Children

They'd take a prisoner. They'd lay him on a slab of stone. They'd slice him from abdomen to diaphragm with a serrated blade and toss their beating heart downs the steps of temples.

"Life is because of the gods; with their sacrifice they gave us life ... They produce our sustenance ... which nourishes life."

Estimates vary, but numerous sources say during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan (now Mexico City) they sacrificed 80,400 prisoners over the course of four days in 1,487 A.D. And while modest estimates suggest it was only 2,000 sacrifices, that's still one every three minutes.

10. 9/11

There is no way September 11, 2001 couldn't be on this list. Even though the motives varied, it's impossible to ignore the impact religion had on it all. We all remember exactly where we were when we heard. We'll never forget that day. I remember I was in the backseat of my mother's car driving to 7th grade. I was being a typical energetic kid making jokes when she told me to shut up when something came on the radio. The rest goes down in history as one of the most terrifyingly horrible acts of terrorism in history.

 

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11 of the Meanest Ex Texts of All Time

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Breaking up is hard to do. Communicating with your ex after is even harder. But it can be pretty entertaining for those of us not involved. Here are some of the most entertaining mean texts between exes the Internet has ever seen.











 

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It's Official: There is Only One Correct Way to Hang Toilet Paper

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For those of you locked in a heated debate with family, friends or roommates over the proper way to hang a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, it's time to officially resolve it. And it turns out, this should have been done 124 years ago.

According to a patent from 1891, the end of a roll should be on the outside while hung, so in the "over" position. The patent was made by New York businessman Seth Wheeler, founder of the Albany Perforated Wrapping Paper Company, who is also responsible for why we are able to tear off perfect squares of T.P. Here is a photo from the patent of the correct usage:

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So there you have it. Case closed. If you are an advocate for the "under" position, you are wrong and should lower your head in shame. If you are not willing to accept defeat, then let me just show you one more thing. The same Twitter user who discovered the toilet paper patent has also discovered a second one from 1892:


Game over.

(h/t HuffPo)

 

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Darth Vader Robbed a North Carolina Bank on Monday

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You may dispense with the pleasantries, commander. And let's be quick about it.

According to NBC4, a man standing just five feet tall but with stones the size of grapefruits robbed a Pineville bank Monday afternoon, and he did it while wearing a Darth Vader costume.

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Surveillance footage from the Pineville State Employees Credit Union shows the short man wearing not only a Darth Vader mask, but also gloves and a chest plate. Police termed the heist "unusual," and said Vader made off with thousands of dollars.

"It was right around lunchtime (in a) very busy area, (a) very busy intersection in our town," Pineville police Lt. Corey Copley said. "(There's) a lot of foot traffic in and out of the bank at that time of day."

Unfortunately for "Star Wars" geeks, the man used a long rifle instead of a lightsaber and fled the scene in a gray four-door Chevrolet Suburban instead of a TIE Fighter.

Here's proof that if Darth Vader would have been deaf, "Star Wars" could have been classified as a comedy: Hard of Hearing Darth Vader is Quite Enjoyable

 

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Eminem's Daughter Hailie is Now a Beautiful Young Woman

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If your St. Patrick's Day hangover isn't making you feel old today, then this should do the trick.

According to Buzzfeed, Eminem's daughter Hailie Scott is currently enrolled at Michigan State University, and she is definitely all grown up now.

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That's right. The baby girl who Eminem used to spit lyrics about is now 19 years old.

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Hailie has been mentioned in many of her father's songs, some more uplifting than others.

In 1997's "Just The Two Of Us" from his Slim Shady EP, Eminem told his daughter to "grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat" while her mother's corpse was rotting in the trunk.

But several years and millions of dollars later, Eminem was a tad more on the cheery side. In "Hailie's Song" from his 2002 album The Eminem Show, he said, "My baby girl keeps getting older, I watch her grow up with pride."

And proud is exactly what he should be, as not only has Hailie grown into an absolute knockout, but she's also extremely smart and popular. Scott graduated Chippewa Valley High School last year with a 3.9 GPA, a year after being crowned Homecoming Queen.

Speaking of knockouts: Natalie Dormer From 'Game of Thrones' Goes Topless in GQ

 

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Plus-Sized Dominatrix Says Michael Phelps Paid Her To Urinate on Him

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Man, Olympic gold medal winners get to do everything.

According to the Daily Mail, a dominatrix in New York City said the most decorated American Olympian of all time once paid her $900 to whiz on him while he wore "skimpy women's underwear."

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Kim Petro said Michael Phelps contacted her in February 2013 and asked her to come to his room at the London NYC Hotel.

"When he said drink some water before I get to the hotel, I knew what I was in for," the 36-year-old said. "I was going to go to the bathroom anyway - I figured I might as well get paid for it."

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When Petro arrived at the hotel, she said Phelps took off his clothes to reveal that he was wearing women's panties. They then both smoked some weed and "got down to business."

While the 18-time gold medal winner lay on the bed, Petro said she got above him and peed on him. He then asked her if he could "pleasure himself," and she agreed to it because he was a "famous Olympian." She then noticed he had a "string tied around his genitals," so she of course gave it a little yank.

If the story is true, it will mean that medals aren't the only things Michael Phelps prefers to be golden.

Here's a wall that's right up Phelps's alley: German Walls 'Pee Back' on Public Urinators

 

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12 Major Book-To-Film Adaptations in Theaters This Year

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You've got your "Still Alice" and your "Mockingjay" and a couple Nicholas Sparks adaptations already, but we have 12 more must-see, quality books for you to study up on before they jump from their faded, coffee-stained pages onto the glitzy silver screen. If "50 Shades of Grey" was indicative of how all these books being turned into movies might play out, we're all screwed (get it?!). But, let's hope for the best.

"Insurgent" by Veronica Roth
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Film Release: March 20
"Insurgent" is the action/romance follow-up to Roth's "Divergent," a futuristic film starring Theo James (Tobias), Shailene Woodley (Beatrice) and Miles Teller (Peter) in which society is broken up into five subgroups and a struggle for war ensues. The sequel features the same actors, along with Kate Winslet as the returning villain, to the ruins of Chicago where the Divergent group is becoming too powerful and must be stopped. More political wars are waged in an attempt to salvage what is left of civilization.

"Serena" by Ron Rash
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Film Release: March 27
Set during the Great Depression, Serena (Jennifer Lawrence) and George (Bradley Cooper) meet and wed, then move to North Carolina to build a timber empire, but the secrets they keep from each other along the way become too much for them to endure. Ron Rash had another book adaptation out in January called "The World Made Straight" starring Minka Kelly and Jeremy Irvine.

"True Story: Murder, Memoir, Mea Culpa" by Michael Finkel
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Film Release: April 10
Based on a true story, Jonah Hill returns with James Franco as a failed New York Times journalist named Michael Finkel. After Christian Longo (Franco) kills his own wife and kids, he poses as Michael before he's arrested, and the real Michel Finkel (Hill) must decide whether this man is innocent, guilty or part of a much bigger plan, and whether or not to help him in this twisted thriller.

"Child 44" by Tom Rob Smith
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Film Release: April 17
Tom Hardy and Gary Oldman star in a story set in 1950s Soviet Russia sparked by the murder of a young boy. Two men alone must find and bring a politically-fueled, child serial murderer to justice before he kills a 45th child. Another 2015 film adaptation helmed by Ridley Scott, the film features Hardy going from calm, collected Russian police agent to exiled, homeless husband to a traitor to an ass-kicking bloodhound in search for justice in the backwoods of Moscow.

"A Walk in the Woods" by Bill Bryson
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Film Release: August 19
Robert Redford and Nick Nolte have tagged as the leads in Richard Linklater's adaptation of the humorous Bill Bryson memoir about a travel writer (Redford as Bill Bryson) returning to America after two decades away to walk to Appalachian Trail, a 2,100-mile hike with his estranged friend. Nick Offerman is also set to appear (big surprise, Swanson!).

"Black Mass" by Dick Lehr and Gerard O'Neill
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Film Release: September 18
Johnny Depp, popular for his roles as notorious real life criminals, is back as Whitey Bulger, head of the Irish mob back in the '70s. The film, also starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Kevin Bacon, comes out briefly after the hit "Whitey" documentary and follows Bulgar's life dating back to his boyhood where his best childhood friend coincidentally grew up to become an FBI agent. Depp also starred in the book adaptation of "The Mortdecai Trilogy" by Kyril Bonfiglioli in January's "Mortdecai," a comedic film about a sophisticated art dealer who goes broke.

"Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley
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Film Release: October 2
The most classic horror novel of all time is getting a facelift as "Victor Frankenstein," a film about a young Viktor Von Frankenstein (James McAvoy) told from the perspective of his hunchback assistant Igor (Daniel Radcliffe). In his laboratory, Viktor brings to life one of the greatest scientific creations made of several parts of human corpses. The monster Frankenstein then breaks loose and runs amok and we'll all know how this one goes.

"The Martian" by Andy Weir
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Film Release: November 25
The 2011 book welcomes Ridley Scott's direction and Matt Damon as Mark Watney, an astronaut stranded on Mars six days into a two-month voyage and left to his own devices. With few supplies, Watney must survive a hostile environment in order to get word of his survival back to Earth. The film also stars Kate Mara, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig and Jeff Daniels. Luckily, this is not Damon's first time as a stranded astronaut on a distant planet in the last few years so he should have the role down solid.

"A Hologram for the King" by Dave Eggers
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Film Release: November 25
Written by the author of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" and starring Tom Hanks, "A Hologram for the King" follows a failed businessman on a wild crusade to sell his idea to a wealthy monarch in Saudi Arabia. Hanks was also set to appear in the Dan Brown adaptation of "Inferno" this year, but the film was bumped to 2016.

"In the Heart of the Sea" by Nathaniel Philbrick
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Film Release: December 11
The true story that inspired the tale of Moby Dick comes to life as a scenic and cinematic masterpiece under the direction of Ron Howard. Chris Hemsworth, Cillian Murphy and Benjamin Walker will appear in the Ron Howard adaptation of the classic Nathaniel Philbrick novel. Howard takes us aboard The Essex, a ship that is sunk by a majestic whale in the early 1800s. The crew, containing Owen Chase (Hemsworth) and his mates, is left at sea for nearly three months at the mercy of the ocean and the belly of the majestic beast.

"The Revenant: A Novel of Revenge" by Michael Punke
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Film Release: December 25
Leo returns for another Christmas classic, "The Revenant," as Hugh Glass, a frontiersman left for dead after being attacked by a bear. Set in the early 1800s, Glass has one thing on his mind: revenge. Tom Hardy appears opposite of DiCaprio in the outback where bloodshed and vengeance go together like peas and carrots.

"Dark Places" by Gillian Flynn
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Film Release: TBD
Gillian Flynn's follow-up to "Gone Girl" hits theaters with the lovely faces of Charlize Theron, Chloe Moretz, and Christina Hendricks. A young girl who escapes the murder of her mother and sisters will later have to recall the tragic day after sentencing her brother to prison for the crime. When she (Theron) is confronted by a secret society who solves rare and notorious cases like hers, a new truth will appear to her. The screenplay was both adapted and directed by a lesser known director, Gilles Paquet-Brenner, whose last credit was 2010's "Sarah's Key" adaptation.

 

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Today's Funny Photos

Kid Goes From Normal-Looking to Freakshow in 20 Photos

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I'm not here to tell anyone how to live their life, but if I would have met this young lad before he started his extreme makeover, I may have warned him about severely limiting his career options for the future. But, odds are any guy willing to undergo several painful procedures to acquire face piercings, tattoos, horns and a lizard tongue probably wouldn't care what I have to say. Scroll down to see this kid transform from a regular teenager into the possible spawn of a demon.

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extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
extreme makeover kid, normal to freak, freakshow transformation
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