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The 'Game of Thrones' and 'Saved by the Bell' Mashup You've Been Waiting For

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WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS MAJOR "GAME OF THRONES" SPOILERS.

The fifth season of the hit HBO fantasy drama "Game of Thrones" premieres on April 12, but chances are you've forgotten a lot of what happened in Season 4. You obviously don't have time to go back and re-watch all of the episodes, so we've provided you with the best possible recap. Behold: "Saved by the Thrones."

With the upbeat style of the "Saved by the Bell" theme song, you'll be all caught up on the crazy and depressing events that took place last season on "Game of Thrones" without feeling like you just got punched in the gut. Just follow the bouncing decapitated head of Ned Stark for the lyrics, and pretty soon you'll be singing along and feeling so excited for Season 5.

More funny videos: Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm Insult Supercut

 

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Dallas Sports Reporter Blasts the Cowboys for Signing Greg Hardy

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"Funny how so many teams would pass on such a great talent only because he beat up his former girlfriend."

Yeah, that got our attention.

According to Deadspin, the Dallas Cowboys front office and many of their fans are ecstatic with the signing of former Carolina Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy. To say WFAA sports reporter Dale Hansen isn't one of them is a bigger understatement than saying I'd like to hold Kate Upton's hand.

Hansen went on an epic three-minute sarcastic rant during his "Unplugged" segment yesterday to let viewers know just how "thrilled" he is with the Cowboys' latest free agent acquisition.


"But the reality is if Hardy knocks on your front door to take your daughter out for a night on the town, the man you cheer now, you would shoot his ass through the glass."

Wow. You don't mess with Texas, and apparently, you don't mess with Dale Hansen either.

The NFL is a lot more fun when you envision star quarterbacks being bald: Today's NFL Quarterbacks If They Were Bald, Part 2

 

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This Girl's Frostbitten Fingers Will Make You Never Want To Drink In The Snow

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The human body is a magical creation, but there are certain things that it's really not good at. Dealing with extremely frigid temperatures is one of them. If the mercury drops below freezing, it can have some serious ramifications, as Australian Emma Quirk recently discovered upon traveling to the snow-swept wastes of Saskatchewan. Fair warning: this story is incredibly gross.

Here's how it starts: our female protagonist hit up the bar scene in the town of Prince Albert (the third-largest municipality in the province) with a pair of friends. Things got out of control, and by the time the clock struck midnight she was, in her own words, "blackout drunk." Without any money in her pocket or a working cell phone, she couldn't get home, so she just kept drinking.

The last time anybody saw her was at 2:30 in the morning, when she told the bar that she was heading out for a smoke. With no jacket or gloves, nobody thought she'd be out for long, and they were too wasted to notice when she didn't come back.

Three hours later, she was found curled in a ball in front of a nursing home, trying to sleep it off. And that's where the troubles really started.

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You see, this young lady had been outside for long enough that frostbite set in. What's frostbite, you ask? As it gets cold, blood vessels close to the skin constrict, bringing warmth towards the core. This keeps your heart beating, so it's good. What's not good is the effect it has on your fingers, toes and other extremities. As they get colder, the skin and surface tissues freeze, and if it gets too cold muscle and other deep tissue can freeze as well.

Our girl got a variety of exposures, from "frostnip," which is the least damaging, all the way to fourth degree frostbite (which usually ends up in the patient getting something amputated). At the hospital, they dosed her up on morphine, cleaned her hands, and then brought in a specialist named Dr. Freezin. Yes, he really did have that ironic of a name.

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The doctor told her that her hands were going to blister up massively, but under no circumstances was she to pop them, no matter how painful it got. And it got really painful. Frostbite is notorious for the extreme agony that it causes, and over the next few days our heroine had little else to do but pop painkillers and wait. The inflammation is caused by your body frantically trying to regrow the damaged tissue - think of it like healing a cut, but over all of the skin, not just a little bit.

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The thing with blisters is, they get bigger and bigger as pus fills them. By the time the day came, they looked like bizarre alien fruits attached to her hands. She headed back to the hospital and had her gauze bandages unwrapped before the doctor came in to cut them open. She noticed that he was dressed in a huge apron with a face mask and a plastic shield covering his head.

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And then he did the deed. She held her hands over a metal tray and, with a scalpel, Dr. Freezin unleashed a torrent of thick yellow pus from her swollen fingers all over the hospital room. After a few minutes, the loose skin deflated and she was ready to start the next phase of her treatment.

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Her hands after the blisters were popped look like the mitts of a 100 year old woman. Amazingly enough, doctors believe she might even get to keep all of her fingers - the only ones still at risk are the left pinky and the tip of the right middle finger. It'll be June before doctors will be able to determine the full extent of the damage.

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So let this be a lesson to you, my dudes: if you're going to get sloshed in a cold climate, bring a pair of mittens and some of those chemical handwarmers at the very least. You don't want to have to pay a visit to Dr. Freezin.

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Cocky Biker Stands on Seat During Police Chase, Gets Busted When He Stops for Gas

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Lloyd and Harry could get 70 miles to the gallon on their hog, but that apparently that wasn't the case for this clown.

According to Barstool Sports, an idiot on a crotch rocket partook in what was perhaps the best and worst police chase of all time yesterday. The high-speed pursuit lasted for more than an hour on Southern California streets in and around the city of La Verne, but eventually came to an end when he needed to fuel up in Ontario.

Police said Phillip Resendez reached speeds of over 100 MPH on multiple occasions, and at one point, the 22-year-old proudly stood on the seat of his Honda with his arms in the air while still riding at a high speed.


The news anchor might have thought the stunt was impressive, but the California Highway Patrol did not. They arrested the father of two and charged him with driving on the wrong side of the road and failure to yield.

We're not sure which is crazier, the fact that he was booked on just those two charges or that he has procreated twice.

This is how all high-speed chases should end: High-Speed Car Chase Ends With Civilians Beating Down Robber

 

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The Funniest GIFs of the Week

Watch This Woman Create Crotch Sparks on Live Newscast While Stunned Kids Look On

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Nothing says St. Patrick's Day quite like green beer, leprechauns and shamrocks.

Oh, and crotch sparks.

According to The Concourse, somebody at WGN hired a Cirque de la Femme performer for a morning show segment on St. Patrick's Day, and depending on who you ask, it was either a giant mistake or the greatest 30 seconds of television in Chicago history.

Perhaps even crazier than the burlesque performer using a power tool against a metal box to make it look like her vagina was spewing sparks is the fact that at least a dozen kids watched on in both horror and delight.


Um, that wasn't her "midsection," bro.

In the future, WGN's technical director might want to consider the phrase, "I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I know it involves a power tool," as a cue to cut to commercial.

In a related story, at least one of those kids' parents has already had the "birds and the bees" talk with their child, and we're going to say it was the one who referred to the performance as "creepy and stinky."

We're not sure which was more epic, the sparks flying out of that woman's naughty parts or this guy's party: This Michigan Dude Threw a 'Party for the Record Books'

 

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26 People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

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We all do idiotic things that we're thankful our future partners will never see, but some things may be so bad that you'll never quite bounce back. These just may be those moments. All the best to them in the future, but if their relationship decisions continue on this path, there are going to be quite a few lonely nights. Judging from the pictures, that doesn't seem to be much of an issue for them.

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Oh no. There isn't enough Crest in the world to get that memory washed out of your mouth.


He's definitely on the beach with those lovely ladies. 100% for sure.


No one has ever hooked up with a guy that had a custom Nintendo 64 jersey designed.


I'm sure the willing applicants are just lining up at the door.


That's a Justin Bieber poster and I don't even want to tell you what's down at the bottom.


Remember that song "She Blinded Me With Science?" This is the opposite of that.


This guy who recreated the Teletubbies, but somehow found a way to make them even more terrifying.


You're never going to get another lady back to that house after they Google your address.


Honestly I don't think there's much hope for either of these people.


If thoese awkward puzzle pieces don't ruin things before they start, they will as soon as you try to explain what they mean and why they're shaped like that.


Actually this picture may have gotten them a lot more dates than they expected.


Even if the picture weren't of a girl, he'd still be shunned just for his Photoshop skills alone.


Really anyone who wears these shorts in public might as well hang it up.


After this unfortunate series of events, she's probably accepted her fate.


No one has ever hooked up using the horn emoji. It's just not possible.


The biggest issue isn't the fake girl; it's the phantom hand resting on his shoulder.


If you don't trust, then how can you ever love?


So...that's a no?


Anytime a diaper is worn in your Tinder pic, it's safe to bet you're not going to go over on your daily right swipes.


This guy who tried to segue into a sexual conversation in the most awkward way possible.


Gross! Why would you pick that font?


Remember in "Wiggle" when Jason DeRulo asked, "How'd you fit all that in them jeans?" This is who he was talking about.


Clearly this line has not worked in the past and needs to be retired.


The good news is that he didn't add a girl into the picture like everyone else. The bad news is that he added himself into hers and made himself look like a mutant.


I'm done. This is where I draw the line.

 

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'The World's Greatest Tribute Bands' Returns Next Week and You Can See it Live for Free

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If you enjoy live music, especially of the rock variety, AXS TV is bringing back the show for you.

"The World's Greatest Tribute Bands" is returning for Season 5 on March 24, and this year's homage lineup includes the likes of Frank Sinatra, U2, Huey Lewis & The News, Stevie Wonder and Johnny Cash.

The show is broadcast 100% live, nationwide from Whisky A Go Go (that's on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood). Each week, a different tribute band is featured, and these bands are no joke. To be honest, some of them even sound (and look) better than the real thing.

"The World's Greatest Tribute Bands" is hosted and produced by the lovely and talented Katie Daryl.

Most importantly, if you're in the Los Angeles area you can be part of the live TV audience for FREE! Click here for tickets.

Season 5 of "Tribute Bands" premieres on Tuesday, March 24 at 10 p.m. ET on AXS TV. The premiere will be the series' 50th episode, and will feature Gary Anthony, who performs a Sinatra tribute show in Las Vegas.

If you can't make it to a show, don't forget to tune in or set your DVR: Tuesdays on AXS TV (that's the network owned by Mark Cuban) at 10pm ET / 7pm PT. The full lineup schedule can be seen below, so plan accordingly. And once again, click here for free tickets.

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Today's Funny Photos

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Friday is here. Today's funny photos are here. All is right in the world. Line up some LOLz as you head into the weekend and we'll see you on the other side.

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This Guy is Sick of Carl From Work's Crap and He's Not Having It Today

25 Photos That Will Ruin Your Fond Childhood Memories

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Have you ever thought back to a cherished childhood movie, TV show, toy or video game and realized there was something far less innocent at play now that you are seeing it as an adult? If not, then it might be time to back away, because we're about to turn your world upside-down by twisting your nostalgic memories into something more sinister or disturbing. We'll start with a few tame examples at the top and work our way down to the more soul-crushing. You'll see where this is going pretty quickly.

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.


Follow @robfee on Twitter.

More funny tweets can be found right here.

 

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The Weirdest Stuff You Can Buy on Etsy

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Most people who have an Easy account have way too much free time and spend it between the crafty website and pinning the hell out of everything on Pinterest. But there is another level--several levels--below these people, the ones selling the weirdest crap on Etsy. And to these people we ask: What would your mothers think about these disturbing handmade items you are peddling? Here are 24 of the weirdest items being sold on Etsy.

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West Virginia Woman to Have 37th Surgery in Quest to be 'Human Barbie'

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There is so much plastic in her now that they might have to recycle her when she dies.

According to the Daily Mail, 46-year-old mother-of-six Lacey Wildd from West Virginia is gearing up for her 37th surgery in her never-ending effort to become the "Human Barbie."

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Surgery number 37 will also be her 13th boob job, as she's looking to enhance those puppies to a QQQ size.

But Wildd isn't focusing all of her energy and money on just her breasts this time around. She's also in the midst of a crazy diet that will hopefully take her down to a size three or size zero when she is finished. So far, she has lost 20 pounds in just six weeks.

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For good measure, Wildd also disclosed that she has spent $30k on butt implants.

"I want to have the most extreme body in the world," Wildd said. "I want to be a walking cartoon character. But I know I have to be careful."

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Wildd said that she had been turned down by a doctor who said that another surgery on her breasts would "ruin her body," but she luckily found somebody willing to take that chance. No word if the surgery will take place in an actual doctor's office or in the alley behind the local Kmart.

And if you're wondering who this mystery woman is in the photo below, that's Wildd before the operations.

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She might want to talk to these ladies before thinking about surgery number 38: These Girls Definitely Went Too Far With Plastic Surgery

 

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'True Detective' Cast Porn Stars for a Huge Orgy Scene

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It looks like Matthew McConaughey picked the wrong season to join the cast.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, season two of HBO's "True Detective" is going to include one mother of an orgy scene, and producers hired porn stars to be part of it.

Starlets Amia Miley (pictured top) and Peta Jensen (pictured bottom) reportedly partook in the filmed gang bang, but in a sick twist, neither of them will be naked when the scene airs.

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However, viewers will be able to see "dozens of naked bodies" in the orgy sequence that will resemble those seen in Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut." The scene was reportedly filmed earlier this week at a mansion in Pasadena, California, and even stars Colin Farrell and Rachel McAdams were on hand to take it all in.

No word if McAdams strips down to nothing for the scene or if any other porn stars were cast for it, but with an orgy on the books and McAdams in the cast, it sounds like Season 2 of the HBO drama is going to be just as much of a must-see as the first one.

Here is the best scene from season one: This Topless GIF of Alexandra Daddario in 'True Detective' Will Make You Watch the Show No Matter What

 

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The 25 Most Memorable Movie T-Shirts

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A great t-shirt speaks volumes. In film, when defining a character, the look they bestow or message they send becomes even more important. Over the years, we've seen so many awesome and memorable t-shirts on the big screen. Here are 25 standouts.

Born To Be Bad - Worn by Julius Benedict (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in "Twins"
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Way before we found out he fathered his maid's child, Arnold was touting what we should have always known about him in the hit comedy "Twins." (Photo credit: Universal Pictures/Photofest)


Bushwood CC - Worn by Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in "Caddyshack"
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A membership to Bushwood Country Club may be too expensive for most--and its gophers and explosions too dangerous--but this caddy t-shirt would be worth every penny. (Photo credit: Warner Bros.)


Don't Hassle Me I'm Local - Worn by Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) in "What About Bob?"
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What would the friendliest maniac stalking his vacationing psychiatrist wear around town? This beautiful blue and yellow number for sure. (Photo credit: Buena Vista Pictures)


Big Fun - Worn by Martha Dunnstock (Carrie Lynn) in "Heathers"
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She's big, but high school's not so fun for "Heathers'" Martha Dunnstock. And she apparently doesn't give that band's big hit, "Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It)," the serious attention it deserves. (Photo credit: New World Pictures)


Gimme Head Till I'm Dead - Worn by Booger (Curtis Armstrong) in "Revenge of the Nerds"

Here's a t-shirt sentiment everyone, not just nerds, can agree with. Now pass that joint! (Photo credit: Twentieth Century Fox)


Mumford Phys. Ed Dept. - Worn by Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) in "Beverly Hills Cop"

Just how cool is Axel Foley? So cool he even makes high school gym wear fashionable. (Photo credit: Paramount Pictures/Photofest)


Vote For Pedro - Worn by Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder) in "Napoleon Dynamite"

Simple font on a classic ringer tee is the perfect recipe for a winning campaign. (Photo credit: Fox Searchlight Pictures/Photofest)


Gayby - Worn by O.J. (Chibundu Orukwowu) in "Bruno"

For so many reasons, this sparkly cutoff would turn any Mommy and Me class on its head. (Photo credit: Universal Pictures)


Fu Manchu - Worn by Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) in "Big Trouble in Little China"

When journeying to the underbelly of a supernatural Chinatown, this really may be the only acceptable top one can wear. (Photo credit: 20th Century Fox Film Corp./Photofest)

Public Enemy - Worn by John Connor (Edward Furlong) in "Terminator 2: Judgment Day"

No question John Connor would grow up to be the badass savior of a imperiled, robot-riddled world when he made mischief early on in a badass Public Enemy t-shirt. (Photo credit: TriStar Pictures)


Flash - Worn by Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones) in "Flash Gordon"

A thin, red ringer with your own bold name emblazoned on the front is the true mark of an interplanetary superhero. (Photo credit: Universal Pictures/Photofest)


Colt 45 - Worn by Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Like the excited interjection Spiccoli shouts after witnessing the thwarted robbery, his yellow Colt 45 t-shirt is "Awesome! Totally awesome!" (Photo credit: MCA/Universal Pictures)


Bull Shit - Worn by Billy (Jon Leichter) in "The Jerk"

The perfect message for a little bugger who's got the balls to hijack a miniature carnival train. (Photo credit: Universal Pictures)


One In The Oven - Worn by Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) in "Police Academy"

Steve Guttenberg ruled the '80s as evidenced by this sleeveless ringer in that decade's greatest film contribution, "Police Academy." Or would that be "Police Academy 4?" Armchair critics, you decide. (Photo credit: Warner Bros.)


AC/DC & Metallica - Worn by Beavis and Butt-Head in "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America"

Which one is better? An equally mind-bending question if asked about their wearers. (Photo credit: Paramount/Photofest)


Bed-Stuy Do Or Die - Worn by Radio Raheem (Bill Nunn) in "Do the Right Thing"
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It's got beautiful bright colors and is prophetic, for in it, Radio Raheem does both. (Photo credit: Universal/Photofest)


Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics - Worn by Billy Hoyle (Woody Harrelson) in "White Men Can't Jump"

He wears a warning and he should. This white man will shock the black dudes on the b-ball court. (Photo credit: 20th Century Fox)


What Are You Looking At Dicknose - Worn by Stiles (Jerry Levine) in "Teen Wolf"

When your high school pal is a werewolf, you gotta do all you can to stand out. This does it. (Photo credit: Atlantic Releasing Corp./Photofest)


Krazy Kat - Worn by Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) in "Pulp Fiction"

While we give Vincent's Banana Slugs props, it's Jules' light blue Krazy Kat tee that proves he can look like one bad motherf**ker in anything. (Photo credit: Miramax/Photofest)


Van Halen - Worn by Ted Logan (Keanu Reeves) in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Even without the vest, Ted is one stylish time traveler while rocking a Van Halen tee. (Photo credit: Orion Pictures Corporation/Photofest)


Human Tree - Worn by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) in "The Hangover"
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A complex human needs a complex t-shirt. (Photo credit: Warner Bros.)


Raptor - Worn by Enid (Thora Birch) in "Ghost World"

Like the shirt indicates, there's chaos inside this quiet, brooding hipster. (Photo credit: United Artists)


Sun's Out Guns Out - Worn by Jenko (Channing Tatum) in "22 Jump Street"

What would an adult police officer posing as a college student on Spring Break wear to the festivities? This gnarly tank. (Photo credit: Columbia Pictures/Photofest)


Sock It To Me - Worn by Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) in "Fight Club"
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9th Rule of Fight Club: You've gotta wear a super cool tee. (Photo credit: 20th Century Fox/Photofest)


Shark Eating Kitten - Worn by Saul Silver (James Franco) in "Pineapple Express"

Shark tees and kitten tees are both incredible. Put them together and you've got yourself a runway-worthy masterpiece of a garment. (Photo credit: Photofest/Columbia Pictures)

 

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Here's an Iowa Politician Reading 'Sex After Sixty' During a Debate

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Here's a guy who really cares about the well-being of Iowa's teachers.

According to UPI, an Iowa state legislator was recently photographed reading a book titled "Sex After Sixty" while on the House floor for a debate regarding collective bargaining rights for the state's educators.



The best part of the story is that "Sex After Sixty" is a gag book, and all of its pages are blank.

State representative Robert Bacon handed the book to fellow Representative Ross Paustian after it had been passed around the House floor, and then somebody snapped the fateful picture that blew up online.

Paustian said that he received some "pretty vicious" emails in regards to the photo, but he said that he was "totally engaged in what was going on on the floor."

"If any of my constituents were offended, I apologize. I certainly wasn't trying to offend anybody," Paustian said. "I'm doing my job here for my constituents."

In a related story, "Sex After Sixty" sounds like it should win Pulitzer Prize.

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One of These Kids is Very Distracted in This Team Soccer Photo

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What a nice picture. A bunch of happy kids together on the pitch for a photo with their soccer coach and teammates. All of them dressed in sharp red uniforms with a smile on their face. All of them looking directly at the cam--wait a minute. That boy in the back right, what's he up to?

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Some boys just get started a little younger than others. It looks like he may not have been alone, though. The kid fourth from the left in the back is looking away like he already got busted.

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The Best of the Big Spring 2015 Music Festivals

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The clocks have sprung forward, the flowers are giving us allergies and you still haven't filed your taxes, which can only mean one thing: Spring is here. With that comes the best and biggest spring music fests of 2015, and although Richard Ashcroft thinks that "nostalgia is suffocating festivals," there is still a warm blanket of good new music to balance out the old timers. Have a look at some of the huge acts of the spring festival season.

Coachella (Indio, CA)
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When: April 10-12, 17-19
Tickets: $375
If you're wondering if Coachella is worth it, let the headliners AC/DC, Drake, Tame Impala, and The War on Drugs help you decide. They'll be joined by singer/songwriter acts like Jack White, Ryan Adams and Father John Misty, as well as European guests Kasabian and alt-J. And don't forget about the myriad of trendy electronic music, including Flying Lotus, Tycho and Ghostface Killah.


New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival (New Orleans, LA)
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When: April 24-26, May 1-3
Tickets: $70
An eclectic bill for a place such as New Orleans highlights Elton John, The Who and Jimmy Buffett as headlining acts with resurfacing acts like No Doubt, Chicago and Widespread Panic to boot. Other noteworthy acts include Ryan Adams, Steve Winwood, Wilco, Keith Urban and a surprising duo of Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga.


Beale Street Music Festival (Memphis, TN)
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When: May 1-3
Tickets: $94
Classics like John Fogerty, Wilco and Pixies are set to perform, along with '90s sensations The Flaming Lips and Lenny Kravitz. If that's not enough, wrap your head around the idea of seeing Slash, as well as Ryan Adams, Band of Horses and The Avett Brothers all in the same weekend.


Rock in Rio USA (Las Vegas, NV)
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When: May 8-9, 15-16
Tickets: $298
Vegas offers few healthy things, but a little eccentric Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith could go a long way, bringing their solo acts to the sweaty stages of the desert. Oldies (but goodies) will also appear, including the familiar faces of No Doubt, Deftones and Linkin Park. Other big music acts will come in the form of Foster the People, Metallica and Empire of the Sun. Why anyone would pay $300 to be in Las Vegas is beyond us, but if you're going to do it anyway, this is the time to go.


Big Guava Music Festival (Tampa, FL)
spring music festivals
When: May 8-9
Tickets: $89-325
Pulling in a fun mix of musicians, Tampa's Big Guava will fill the yard with fans of The Strokes, Pixies, Passion Pit, Cold War Kids and TV on the Radio. Songwriter acts include Ryan Adams, James Blake and Jenny Lewis, along with the impressively innovative, one-man electronic show, Robert Delong. This is not to be missed for such an affordable price.


Shaky Knees Music Festival (Atlanta, GA)
spring music festivals
When: May 8-10
Tickets: $99-499
Only a few years into the festival scene, Shaky Knees is back for Atlanta so you can enjoy new music from Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, Ryan Adams and Tame Impala. Pretty boy bands like The Strokes, The Kooks and The Avett Brothers will also be in your company with pretty hair and charming music, along with Old Crow Medicine Show, Minus the Bear, Interpol and a surprising appearance from Spiritualized.


Hangout Music Fest (Gulf Shores, AL)
spring music festivals
When: May 15-17
Tickets: $249
Heavy on songwriters this year is the Gulfs Hangout Fest, inviting the likes of Beck and new solo acts with a solid back-up band, St. Lucia and Father John Misty. The Foo Fighters will take you down their sonic highway, in addition to blown-up indie bands Cold War Kids, Grizfolk and My Morning Jacket. And if you need to let your ears bleed out while you drown on acid and mushrooms, Skrillex, Phantogram and Odesza will be the soundtrack of your dehydration as they turn things up at this year's Hangout.


Rock on the Range (Columbus, OH)
spring music festivals
When: May 15-17
Tickets: $185
Here's a little bit of flavor for you hard rockers out there, as Rock on the Range will host big name headbangers like Godsmack, Marilyn Manson, Slash, Slipknot and Judas Priest. Haven't shed enough blood and sweat? How about Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Rise Against and Scott Weiland And The Wildabouts as well?


Boston Calling Music Festival (Boston, MA)
spring music festivals
When: May 22-24
Tickets: $110
A quick spring weekend in Boston will bring Tame Impala, Beck and Pixies to your doorstep, along with My Morning Jacket, Ben Harper and Tenacious D. They won't actually be coming to your home, although they could if they wanted to. Have plenty of groceries in the fridge come late May.


Sasquatch! (George, WA)
spring music festivals
When: May 22-25
Tickets: $350
This year's Gorge festival is heavy on the singer-songwriters as Sasquatch! invites Father John Misty, James Blake, Robert Plant, Ryan Adams and Lana del Rey to perform. New music will rise from headliners Modest Mouse, Tame Impala, Of Monsters and Men and The War on Drugs. If that lineup and the view alone aren't enough, you might want to consider abandoning civilization and becoming one with The Gorge.


Bottlerock (Napa, CA)
spring music festivals
When: May 29-31
Tickets: $99-275
Here are a few names you might - doubtful - recognize: Robert Plant, Snoop Dogg, No Doubt. They'll be running the stage at this year's Bottlerock in Napa, along with Scott Weiland with his new band, The Wildabouts. Small but sturdy acts like Passion Pit, Portugal the Man and The Chris Robinson Brotherhood are set to show, as well as up-and-comers Grizfolk, Cage the Elephant, American Authors and Foster the People, not to mention California locals, The Mowglis and The Record Company. Be there and drink way too much wine while you sweat.

 

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The 17 Worst Boob Tattoos You Will Ever See

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You've most likely seen plenty of terrible tramp stamp tattoos over the years, but there's another part of the body that girls can't resist getting inked up, for better or worse: their boobs. Here we'll be focusing on the worst of the worst (that we can show you), with a roundup up 17 terrible boob tattoos.

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