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Arizona Yoga Instructor Arrested for Performing Sex Acts at Bar Mitzvah

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Well, here's something you don't see everyday.

According to FOX 10, a 32-year-old yoga teacher has been arrested after she allegedly let several underage boys fondle her "newly augmented" breasts at a Bar Mitzvah in Scottsdale last weekend.

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Police said Lindsey Radomski, an instructor at Sumit's Yoga in Scottsdale, was extremely intoxicated and exposed her boobs to both adults and children at the celebration two times. She was sent to a bedroom in the house to sleep off the booze, but Radomski apparently wasn't tired.

"Miss Radomski then gathered a group of juveniles, ages ranging from 11-15, and entered a bedroom where she exposed her breasts and allowed these juveniles to fondle her," Sgt. Ben Hoster of the Scottsdale Police Department said.

One of those boys filmed part of the heavy-petting sesh with his cellphone, and the video was confiscated for evidence. But police said Radomski wasn't done there, as she allegedly performed oral sex on a 15-year-old boy later that morning.

Radomski told the court that she has her own side to the story. Her defense? You guessed it: She was too hammered to remember anything that went on in the bedroom.

Good luck with that.

Learning in Louisiana seems like a ton of fun these days: Two Female Louisiana English Teachers Arrested for Having Threesome With Student

 

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Do Bigger Breasts Equal Bigger Tips?

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Well, what do you think?

This clip from "MythBusters" is from a few months back, but it helps answer an age-old question that you probably already know the answer to. But, just to be certain, the woman in the video tests out the service industry myth by working in a coffee shop on two different days with two very different bust sizes. The overall results probably won't surprise you, but you will learn a little something about women.

Speaking of breasts: Busty, Bouncy and Beautiful Boob GIFs

 

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12 Bold Predictions for the End of the 'Mad Men' Era

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As sad as we are to see it, the end of the exceptional era of "Mad Men" is nearing. With the team mourning the loss of their head honcho, Bertram Cooper, and his bow ties before heading into a five-year merger with McCann, change is on the cusp for the retro advertising agency. How will things end for Don? Will Roger have more group sex under the influence of awesome drugs? Will Ginsberg contact the aliens? Be sure to read every last prediction for Matthew Weiner's final seven episodes, as all of them, like "Mad Men," are good to the last drop. Part 2 of the final season premieres Sunday, April 5 on AMC.

Don makes amends with Betty and his kids, leaves everything to Peggy (sober).
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Although the show appears to be overtly about the fall of Don, it's actually about the rise of Peggy as well. In the wake of Bert's death, Don realizes making a deal to stay in advertising isn't necessarily going to fix things. The final seven episodes will work toward an end, with Mr. Draper leaving advertising and bestowing everything from his world--clients and partnership--to Peggy Olson.

Pete Campbell spirals out of control after leaving Hollywood.
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Once he gets back to the city, his wild ways will leave him alone and like a younger, out-of-control Don Draper. In the end, Don will give him the heartfelt speech that sends him back into the arms-- and those beautiful legs--of Trudy (played by the lovely Alison Brie) to man up for fatherhood.

In the end, everyone will go their own way.
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After enough mergers and acquisitions, the team members will realize their own directions and will find themselves in a very different place. The next five predictions are a reflection of this idea (cue Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way").

Peggy and Stan (and his beard) will get together, start their own agency.
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And down the line, should they fast forward a little, they will have started a family and their own boutique agency.

Roger Sterling will finally land Joan, have at least one more drug stint, and retire.
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We all know the highlight of every season is the quick wit of the white-haired dear, but with the loss of Bert and his new place as head of the McCann merger, good ol' Roger will make big moves in his personal life with Joan, as well. And when the merger is up, they'll retire together outside of the city.

Joan still has one more big surprise for us.
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When Roger lands that sexy woman, we're still holding on hope that he will push Joan to take up modeling, more specifically as a Playboy centerfold, before it's all over. In that case, the photos will hopefully be available in real life the following day and will break the Internet.

Jim Cutler will either get fired, or get AIDS.
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Now, now...hear me out. Nobody likes the little four-eyed prick (played very well by Harry Hamlin), but he did get his at the end of Season 7, Part 1 when they all voted to merge with McCann and leave him out of the partnership. But if the show happens to head into the '80s, we will say goodbye to Sterling's experimental drug antics and move onto the AIDS epidemic decade. And who, do you suppose, is most likely (other than Bob Benson) to be involved with that?

Megan becomes a famous actress and sex symbol.
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With Don out of the picture, Megan will be free to work her way up the Hollywood pole, and in the end, she'll be an A-list actress. She has, no doubt, gotten hotter with each season so here's hoping that pattern continues. Don might try to rekindle when he sees how well she's doing, but she'll be hotter than Marvin Gaye on a '70s summer day--too hot for old Don.

Sally Draper will lose her virginity.
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Sally is increasingly becoming a wild child, and it's only a matter of time before they broach this subject that will probably lead to Betty having a complete meltdown. The only question is, will it be to creepy Glen Bishop?

The show will introduce the Internet as a bridge for the future of advertising.
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More toward the end of the season, we think Weiner is likely to rev up the speed of the "Mad Men" timeline and get into big innovations. We already saw what they did with the room-sized super computer in recent episodes, so it's only sensible they'll introduce (or at least hint at) the thing that has revolutionized the ad industry today.

The show will end in the present day.
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The point of the show is to visually transport viewers to glory days of an industry that has gone to hell, and with sexism, racism and technology transcending the workplace, along with the lack of smoking or drinking, how cool would it be if Weiner gave us a future look of the characters in the modern world. Maybe Don has some sort of dream sequence where he sees the future of advertising and laughs at such a ridiculous scenario, or perhaps how awkwardly these sophisticated people exist in this fast-paced, instant tech-hungry world.

Don Draper is the "mad man" and plummets to his death from atop the ad building.
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He's seen both sides of the coin: having everything and having nothing, and he's miserable in both scenarios. Miserable sober and miserable drunk, Don takes his vision of Bert at the end of the last episode to heart and slowly moves himself out of the industry. He'll make things right with his constituents, but Betty and his kids will have moved on so much that he cannot find his place in the world.

The show's graphic art and intro theme point towards two conclusion options: Don either stays in advertising and it kills him. Or, he gets away from the city to attempt finding peace amongst the simple things (family, writing, etc). However, this show has continually illustrated Don's struggle with finding his identity, and if he cannot find a place in either scenarios, or go back to being who he was before he was Don, we fear a dark fall for the ad man.

 

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Today's Funny Photos

This Man Really, Really Wanted Some Extra McDonald's Chicken McNugget Sauce

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We've all had to deal with a stingy cashier at McDonald's not giving us enough dipping sauce for chicken mcnuggets. And most of us just deal with that rejection and wind up eating the last few nuggets dry. But not this guy. Nope. He took a stand. And won. This man is a hero.

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Via Imgur

 

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This Sweet Emoji-filled Birthday Text Gets Dark Pretty Fast

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One thing that is a guarantee on your birthday is a ton of texts. But let's be honest, they're all pretty forgettable. How many "Have a great one!" and "Hope all is well!" texts do you even pay attention to? Well, Sarah has found a way to make sure her friends remember her birthday texts: with a wish that ends in absolute tragedy.

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15 Totally Insane Photos With Even Crazier Explanations

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If you're a connoisseur of viral Internet photography, please don't get your panties twisted if you've already seen one or two of these. There are only so many that give you a visceral WTF reaction. The following pics have explanations that (nearly) exceed their weirdness. The next time a friend shows you one of these, spit some knowledge and impress everybody in Starbucks.

ANIMALS
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1. The Alpine Ibex can climb nearly 90 degree surfaces. There's a few of them climbing the Cingino Dam in Italy, 150 feet high, not giving a shit. (They do it to evade predators and eat yummy cliff vegetation.)


2. The Interwebz occasionally explodes over this one. Don't worry, though, those aren't parasites. They're pieces of feces used to protect larvae from predators. It's poop ... protective poop.


3. Ladies and gentleman, we present Rabbit Island. A literal place off the coast of Japan. Referred to by the locals as Okunoshima, it was a poison gas testing island during World War II. The bunnies were set free after the war, and multiplied. They're known to be extremely tame and approachable.


4. In Morocco there's a type of tree that yields such delicious-tasting fruit, it causes hordes of goats to climb trees. But that's not the WTF part. The goats poop seeds which are then used to make Argan oil. Knowing this, it's a mystery as to why anyone in Morocco would have a taste for Argan oil.


5. Yes, those are walruses. Thirty-five thousand of them. Scientists snapped this pic and concluded they congregated there as a result of climate change, melting the ice and warming the waters. They say it's an unprecedented occurrence.

WEATHER

6. While Urban Dictionary has a different, unflattering definition of "dirty thunderstorm," that is what indeed these are called. Scientists say rock, ash, and ice particles collide to make electrical charges.


7. Death Valley's "sailing stones" were a mystery for years. No one knew what caused them to move on their own. That was until 2014 when they concluded freezing nights caused ice to form underneath the rocks; wind would then move them inch by inch, until they gave the impression of ghostliness.


8. Day after day, year after year, lightning strikes in the same place on the Catatumbo River. As if you needed another reason to call Venezuela the freakiest place on earth, the Guinness Book inducted this location as the record-holder for most lightning strikes in one place (sometimes 200 in a minute). They say it has to do with enclosed wind circulation within the region; but it remains a highly contentious debate. Fun fact: Explorers in the 1500's used it as a natural lighthouse.


9. In 2010, a massive flood devastated Pakistan. One-fifth of the country was submerged under water. As a result, millions of spiders sought refuge in trees. Yes, those are spiders in trees. Millions of them. The photo was taken near Karachi. So don't go there.

PEOPLE

10. This is a picture of a dirty beach in China. More than 362 tons of garbage. More than 480,000 people descended upon Dampish Beach Park in Shenzhen during the Dragon Boat Festival and left unimaginable heaps of trash in their wake.


11. At first glance it seems like an offer you can't refuse. We question the authenticity of such an ad, but ordering brides from overseas is quite the budding business. In places like China, female brides are in high demand due to gender imbalance, and there's even a website dedicated to it. Buy your wife today!


12. Have you ever wanted to ship a penis to someone? Cardboard, of course. Here's the motivation behind ShipADick.com: "Because shipping giants dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course)."


13. The Inuits of northern Canada don't give a shit.


14. The Decebal Hotel in Romania is 150 years old. It was closed for more than five years recently and construction workers - among visitors of all backgrounds - claim to have seen a woman in a white dress. This picture was snapped in 2008. Spooky.


15. It's true. David Geffen sold a classic Jackson Pollock in 2006 for a staggering $140 million. It became the record for the most expensive painting ever sold.

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.


Follow @robfee on Twitter.


More funny tweets can be found right here.

 

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12 Types of Girls You Should Never Date (But Will Anyway)

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Do you ever get out of a terrible relationship, look back at it and think, "What did I expect was going to happen?" We've all done it and we'll probably do it again and again and again. It's easy to tell one of your friends he's walking into a living nightmare, but when it's us, we become blinded with horniness, I mean the pursuit of true love, and realize way too late it was doomed from the beginning. Here are 12 girls you should never date under any circumstances, but you're totally going to anyway.

1. The Group Splitter
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2. The Insanely Jealous One


3. The One That You Have Nothing in Common With


4. The Girl That's Clearly Not Over Her Ex


5. The Party Girl (When You Aren't a Party Guy)


6. The Financial Aid


7. The One That Always Tries to Make You Jealous


8. Way Different Maturity Levels


9. The One That Always Wants to be Mad


10. The One That Doesn't Know How a Clock Works


11. The One with No Ambitions Whatsoever


12. The Clinger

 

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Model Wears Corset 23 Hours a Day So She Can Have 20-Inch Waist

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And that may not even be her most recognizable feature.

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According to the Daily Mail, 25-year-old Venezuelan model Aleira Avendano has been defying doctors' warnings and wearing a corset 23 hours a day for the last six years to achieve an unfathomable 20-inch waist.

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Avendano says the corset is her "second skin," and she has become so infatuated with belts and corsets that she even wears them while she sleeps.

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Avendano says wearing the corset was uncomfortable at first, but now she can't live without it.

"After a while it became a necessity, and when I'm not wearing it, my skin would itch. But it's not pain - it's more pleasure. I like the pressure. I don't feel a thing. It doesn't bother me at all."

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Despite doctors' warnings that she could seriously damage her body, Avendano has no intention of changing her ways anytime soon.

"This is the best thing that has happened to me. I would like to be known for my waist, not for having the smallest waist, but rather for my waist and my entire body."

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Avendano admits that she has had "some" surgery on her breasts, which unless this is the first time you have seen boobs, should have been fairly obvious.

Find out more about Aleira's process in this video:


Some women like Barbie dolls more than others: West Virginia Woman to Have 37th Surgery in Quest to be 'Human Barbie'

 

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Basketball Player's Attempt to Dunk Over Car Results in Epic Fail

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Odds are you didn't pay any attention to the Golden Chihuahua All-Star Game in Mexico last weekend, and that's probably because it was the Golden Chihuahua All-Star Game.

But thanks to former Southern and Delta State University basketball player Lloyd Hickinson, the weekend's festivities gave us one of the biggest sports fails of all time.

During the dunk contest portion of the show, Hickinson channeled his inner-Blake Griffin and attempted to dunk over a convertible parked just in front of the hoop. Yeah, that didn't happen.


Well, at least not on the first try.

Hickinson would win the contest after giving the car jump another go of it and successfully throwing it down the second time around. Unfortunately, it looks as though the special effects crew wasted every spark on the first attempt when he ate shit, so there was nothing left in the tank for his second effort that was actually successful.

In a related story, that might be the nicest car in Mexico.

They're not known for dunking in the Chinese Basketball Association either: Chinese Basketball Player Tries to Dunk Over Five Guys But Fails Miserably

 

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Watch This Dude Slip on Icy Street and Almost Get Smoked By a Car

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We're pretty sure he used crosswalks the rest of the day.

We don't know where this video comes from, but I think it's safe to say that it didn't come from the streets of Cancun. Actually, since the footage comes from a dash cam and it looks cold as hell and every building looks like it could crumble at any second, it's probably safe to assume it comes from Russia.

At any rate, some clown earlier this week thought it was so imperative to get to the other side of the street that he ran into oncoming traffic to do so, and it almost cost him his life.


Hopefully, there was a department store on that side of the street where he was able to purchase some clean underwear.

That was almost as good of an idea as throwing fireworks into a sewer and then standing right over it to see what would happen: Here's Why Throwing Fireworks Into the Sewer is a Bad Idea

 

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Katya Elise Henry Shows Off Some Bodacious Backside Cleavage

The Surprisingly Easy Way To Break Free From Duct Tape Handcuffs

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I hope you never find yourself in a terrible situation that involves having your wrists bound by duct tape. But just in case, this is insanely easy and super helpful. Apparently there are only a few quick steps towards breaking free from what many people consider to be one of the strongest materials on earth. I know it sounds crazy, but watch the video. They got the tip from a former CIA agent and it definitely works.

 

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Holy Crap - Is This The Cruelest Prom Rejection Ever?

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OUCH. Look at how much work and effort this poor kid put into trying to impress this girl. And look at how swiftly and coldly she rejects him. If this happened to me in high school, I'd still be in the shower crying.

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This Guy Really Can't Take a Hint

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Hey fellas, sometimes a girl is just not gonna be interested in you. Signs may be subtle, but often times they're glaringly obvious. Let's take Mark's case, for example. Perhaps after the second or third message without a response, it is probably safe to assume that the girl you're attempting to court is just not interested in you. Even if you're unsure, maybe when she finally flat out tells you it's time to stop messaging her, then you should. Nothing stops Mark though. Smother away, buddy.



Maybe it's time to change that avatar too, pal? I'm not sure many girls are itching to date a guy who is a die hard "Beauty and the Beast" fan.

 

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13 Odd But Perfectly Legal Things To Do in the USA

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There are a lot of things you can do to get yourself in trouble in America. Surprisingly, though, there are also a lot of strange things you can do that seem very illegal, but are not. Here are 13 odd but totally acceptable activities according to the U.S. legal system.

Eat Roadkill
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It's actually more rare for a state to have a law against eating road kill than allowing for it, and Montana was just the latest state to join the party.

Drive Barefoot
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It may be strange and a bit smelly, but it's 100 percent legal to drive barefoot in the U.S. However, if you are in an accident, cops could use this against you and cite you for negligent or reckless driving.

Walk Around Topless
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It still may not be socially acceptable, but unless you live in Utah, Indiana or Tennessee you are free to walk around with your girls out, ladies. Check out this map for a full look at where it's cool to go topless. Bless the "Free the Nipple" movement.

Get Drunk With Your Kids
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Parents who want to party with their children should consider moving to Massachusetts, where it is not a crime to serve your kids alcohol at home.

Own a Flamethrower
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Don't even question it. Just go get one. (It's allowed in 75 percent of all states.)

Marry Your Cousin
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There are 19 states, and surprisingly they are not all in the South, where it is totally legal to marry someone who has the same grandparents as you.

Wear a Colander On Your Head in Your Driver's License Photo
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The "Pastafarian" movement started overseas, but has made its way to the states, including Utah, California and Oklahoma.

Ride in the Back of a Pickup Truck
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Even though states have toughened up on seat belt laws, there are currently several states (including my home state of Illinois) were it's totally fine to ride in the back of a pickup.

Turn Your Backyard Into a Gun Range
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This is legal in Florida (of course) as long as you are just firing small arms. What could possibly go wrong?

Have a Bear as a Pet
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If dogs and cats are too boring for you, consider moving to Indiana, where it is perfectly legal to own commonly dangerous animals like alligators, wolves and bears. Just make sure you fill out the correct paperwork.

Spank Your Students
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If you are a troublemaker in the classroom, you better be careful and hope you are not in one of 19 states were corporal punishment is still legal.

Be a Cannibal
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While we all know that eating other humans is sick and wrong, there are no actual laws on the books in the U.S. against cannibalism. However, the act would probably mean that other laws were violated, such as murder or the desecration of a corpse.

Send Unwanted Dick Pics
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If you're looking to send out pictures of your dong to people who don't want to see it, Georgia is the state for you.

h/t Distractify

 

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20 All Too Accurate Before & After Memes

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There's plenty in life to poke fun at, and hilarious before and after shots is never a bad way to do it. Often, a then and now comparison is used to show the results of a hot new workout program or to hammer home the effects of drug use, but we find that pointing out life's little foibles is far more entertaining. While some do this better than others, the photos below consist of the finest examples of getting it right on the money.

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16 Reasons 'Married With Children' Wouldn't Survive on TV Today

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When I was a kid, I would watch "Married with Children" until I reached a catatonic state. I was obsessed. But today - only 20 years later - it seems like characters like Al Bundy and Co. would be kicked off the air after making one of their many politically incorrect jokes. Would Al Bundy survive today's scandal-obsessed world? Are you insane? Here are a few reasons he'd be booted faster than you can say "misogynist pig."

1. Fat-shaming.


2. General misogyny.


3. Joking about suicide.


4. Promoting the 'dumb blonde' stereotype.


5. Cultural insensitivity.


6. More fat-shaming.


7. Smoking on TV. (What about the children?)


8. Joking about killing your family.


9. Spousal abuse.


10. Hating on feminists.


11. Teaching kids that violence is the answer.


12. Frequently bashing the French.


13. Treating women like objects.


14. Gross displays of male comfortability.


15. Nipples.


16. And finally...fat-shaming.

 

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Rutgers Student Takes LSD, Stabs a Guy, Strips Naked and Gets Busted With Massive Drug Stash

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It's not everyday you can look somebody in the eye and tell them they would have been better off doing a line of nose candy off the back of a squad car.

But that's exactly what you can tell Kevin Huang the next time you see him.

According to Gawker, the 22-year-old Rutgers University student had a bad trip early Saturday morning after he and 23-year-old Andrew Kim took LSD in his apartment.

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Shortly after dropping acid, a witness said Huang "got naked and started to destroy the apartment." The witness left the building to get help, and when he returned, he saw Kim running from Huang's room and bleeding from the neck.

When police arrived on the scene, they found Huang on the second floor "naked and pacing back and forth." After taking Huang into custody, a subsequent search of his room netted 15 pounds of weed, about 500 bars of Xanax, cocaine, unidentified pills and crystals and a boatload of cash.

No word on what Huang was studying at Rutgers, but let's be honest: At this point, it doesn't matter.

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More crazy news: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates

 

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