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Conversations With Your Buddies Change a Lot in Your 30s

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Getting old sucks. You hear people say stuff like this when you are in college and into your late-20s, but it doesn't really hit home until you cross the 30-year mark and realize every part of your body has changed for the worse. Along with that, you have added responsibilities and much different priorities and thus, conversations with your friends change drastically. Take a look at the chart below and you'll see what I'm talking about.

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Michigan State Fan is Offering a 'Boob Flash' in Exchange for Final Four Ticket

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With the cheapest ticket on StubHub currently going for more than $600, you might want to hold out for a little more than that.

According to Larry Brown Sports, a girl who claims to be an "attractive Michigan State graduate" in her 20s is willing to give any guy or girl a "kiss and boob flash" if they are willing to part ways with their ticket to this Saturday's Final Four matchup between Michigan State and Duke in Indianapolis.

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The Spartans fan took to Craigslist after Michigan State knocked off Louisville in overtime Sunday afternoon to punch their ticket to Indy, letting everybody know that she is looking for "SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY."

Let's be honest: If you're that hard up to see a topless girl in her 20s, sell the ticket outside of Lucas Oil Stadium for a couple hundred bucks and head on down to PT's Showclub, where you're going to see a hell of a lot more than just a "boob flash."

Craigslist is the best. I mean, where else do you have the choice to buy this guy's Harley or his wife? More Hilarious and Bizarre Craigslist Ads

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Florida Man Breaks Into Ex's Home, Defecates on Things

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Well, any chance he had at getting back together with her just got flushed down the toilet. Or scraped off her dresser.

According to WESH, a 27-year-old Apopka man is probably heading back to prison after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend's house Friday morning and crapped on at least four different items.

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Police said Michael Anthony Johnson had been out of jail for only two days when he decided to violate a no contact order by breaking into his ex's Orange County house. Once inside, Johnson dropped a deuce on her bed sheets, a wallet, a dresser and a glass kitchen plate.

When police arrived, Johnson allegedly gave them a fake name, but the officer recognized him from an aggravated stalking charge at the same residence last year.

In January, Johnson was arrested for domestic battery and criminal mischief. That resulted in jail time and the no contact order he violated during his crapfest.

This time around, police charged Johnson with burglary of an occupied dwelling, criminal mischief, sanitary nuisance, providing false information to law enforcement, petty theft and aggravated stalking.
Hopefully, he'll also be forced to tell the court just how in the hell he was able to perch himself high enough in the air to poop on a dresser.

So, exactly how much broccoli did this guy eat? Foods That Make You Poop

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This Man Won A Trip To Puerto Rico But Couldn't Take His Wife And The Photos Are Hilarious

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Early today, a Reddit user by the name of widgetdude posted some photos of himself on an exotic vacation he had won for him and his wife. However, these weren't your typical FREE vacation photos. Not a single smile was present in any of them. In fact, the guy looks downright miserable.

The reason he isn't smiling is because he wasn't actually able to bring his wife on this trip with him. The two have a six month old baby and his wife didn't want to be away from the kid for such a long period of time. Taking the baby wasn't an option because of the type of trip it was. So, here he is. Not enjoying his amazing vacation because he has no one to experience it with.

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Before you ask who took the photos, the widgetdude has answered that question numerous times with "A dedicated friend." No idea what the hell that means, but I feel like most guys would love to get away from their wife and kid for a short amount of time to hang with a bud.

 

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Australian TV Star Shares Nude Photos Online To Beat Hackers

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The 2014 celebrity photo hack affected the lives of several female celebrities, including the likes of A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton. The event sparked outrage over the invasion of privacy and concern about security in today's technological age.

While this sort of scandal seems inevitable, there is one actress who has decided to fight back and beat the hackers at their own game. Her name is Caitlin Stasey, an actress and former star of the show "Neighbours." Stasey, along with two other "passionate feminists hoping to make the world a better place," have launched a site where women can post nude photos of themselves. And Stasey is leading the charge herself:

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According to Metro, Stasey set up the site herself.com (Warning: site contains nudity and is NSFW) and posts her nude photographs there. She also encourages other women to post their nude photos and join the empowerment movement.

Regarding the 2014 leaked photos scandal and describing the mission behind herself.com, Stasey had this to say:

"I thought it was disgusting. Nobody deserves to have their images displayed without their consent. To say [she] deserves to have them released because she took them in the first place is the same as saying a woman deserves to have her clothes ripped off in public because she has had sex once. Now I've nothing to worry about because everything I am is everywhere."

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Indeed it is.

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The Comments For This Incredibly Phallic Banana Holder on Groupon Are Pure Gold

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Look, if the product you're selling happens to look very much like a dildo, you had better expect the trolls to come out in full effect. That's exactly what happened when Groupon featured the Banana Bunker. However, Groupon was more than prepared to take on the trolls and the discussions that took place are absolutely hilarious.

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Today's Funny Photos

A Gallery of Little Kids Getting Stuck Everywhere

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Kids are a bunch of little idiots. Let's not pretend that's not the case. We're totally allowed to say that without feeling bad, too, because we've all been there at one point and know just how stupid we were. Case in point: children can get stuck just about anywhere. We know they have a nasty habit of barricading themselves in arcade claw machines, but where else do these lovable little morons get jammed up? The photos below should give you a few ideas.

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The 5 Best and 5 Worst TV Spin-Offs of All Time

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With "Better Call Saul" looking like a worthy successor to "Breaking Bad" and "The Walking Dead" ambling to new cities for brand new adventures, it's apparent that the TV spin-off is still alive and well. It's a tricky prospect, as there is a lot at stake for a hit show's spawn with the scrutiny kicked up a notch as well, and we have seen many good and bad examples. Here we take a look at the best and the worst spin-offs in television history.

THE BEST

No. 5 - Law and Order: SVU
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"Law & Order" reinvented the crime drama and for two decades treated audiences to riveting stories within its well-oiled procedural template. If that show was a tailored trench coat, "SVU" was its Snuggie stepchild--a lot looser, some gaps to simply ignore, and perhaps the very reason God created well-worn couches in the first place. From them, we've subjected ourselves to tales of rape, assault, genital mutilation, incest and other sexual atrocities we thought were only capable of occurring within some German red light district with the wide-eyed delight of the most shameless rubberneckers. Sixteen more episodes to follow in this "SVU" marathon? We're all in. (Photo credit: NBC/Photofest)

No. 4 - Star Trek: The Next Generation
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The original broadcast run of "Star Trek" came and went in the blink of an eye. Always plagued by low ratings, it barely managed to hold onto its perch on NBC's primetime schedule until finally, after 79 episodes, it was canceled. But the universe saw what NBC didn't and a successful life in reruns--followed by a big screen reboot--made the show relevant all over again. After almost 20 years spawning new generations of fans, "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was spun-off from the now-revered classic. "TNG" embraced its lineage wholeheartedly while striving to set itself apart from the original series. And fans stayed loyal throughout its seven acclaimed seasons on the air, reigniting the franchise into a cross between a fanboy cult and entertainment powerhouse that continues to live on today. (Photo credit: Paramount Television/Photofest)

No. 3 - The Jeffersons
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Back in the '70s, sitcoms could take risks, particularly in regards to race. "All in the Family" was the leader with its amazingly controversial subject matter expertly baked into reliable laughs and insights. The tussles between "Family's" bigoted patriarch, Archie Bunker, and George Jefferson, the head of the black household next door, were so electric that the Jeffersons were rewarded with their own spin-off. Financial success took them away from Queens to a "dee-luxe" apartment on Manhattan's East Side. Though "The Jeffersons" shed "Family's" sharp political narratives, it never completely abandoned the issue of race in America, even as it morphed into the more classic example of the sitcom by boasting one big silly laugh after another. (Photo credit: CBS/Photofest)

No. 2 - Frasier
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As it approached the end of its 11-year run in 1993, "Cheers" had distinguished itself as one of television's greatest sitcoms. The decision to give its uptight, lovelorn psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane, his own spin-off may have been met with skepticism at first, but once it premiered, it was apparent that its predecessor's shadow was not a factor. "Frasier" was its own show, fully formed and laugh-out-loud funny. It also brought high-brow humor back to TV, the world of its intellectual namesake generating whip smart laughs. Something network comedies usually turned away from audiences saw as needed therapy, as evidenced by its own 11 seasons, (Photo credit: NBC/Photofest)

No. 1 - The Simpsons
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Before they dominated the world, everyone's favorite cartoon family appeared as a series of shorts on "The Tracey Ullman Show." The animation was cruder, the spirit a bit meaner, and Bart was the breakout star. But the laughs were hysterical, undeniably groundbreaking, and it was soon obvious that the characters deserved a show of their own. It is pretty unbelievable that 28 years later, "The Simpsons" is still on the air and going strong. We all owe a debt of gratitude to the citizens of Springfield--especially the inhabitants of 742 Evergreen Terrace--for providing us with DECADES of humor and hysterics for which they truly deserve the designation as best TV spin-off ever. (Photo credit: Fox Network/Photofest)

THE WORST

No. 5 - Caprica
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The 2004 reboot of "Battlestar Gallactica" took cable television by storm and quickly developed an intensely loyal cult following. It put the SyFy Channel on the map way before "Sharknado" clouds ever started to form. Some even declared the show one of the greatest to ever air on television. In an attempt to repeat this interplanetary phenomenon, "Caprica" was rolled out six years later. The prequel was met with loads of excitement and anticipation...and quickly fell out of the sky. It never matched the intensity nor intrigue of its predecessor, and its first season was its last. (Photo credit: Wordpress)

No. 4 - Time of Your Life
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Whatever happened during the '90s, Jennifer Love Hewitt always made it better. That streak ended however at the decade's dusk, when she left the cozy confines of The Salinger's tragedy-prone "Party of Five" world and leaped into a show of her own. Trading one "Party" for the "Time of Your Life" would normally sound like a commendable upgrade, but this spin-off was sent into a death spiral right from the start. The premise was Hewitt's search for her past, which turned out to be a pursuit audiences were not willing to go on. (Photo credit: Fox Television/Photofest)

No. 3 - Joey
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"Friends" was such a valued property to NBC that at some point they even started to add extra minutes onto the normal thirty to squeeze out as many extra ratings as they could. When the show ended, it left a big void. How to fill that void? Spin-off! Everyone loved Joey Tribbiani. Those who watch "Friends" reruns today still do, so giving him his own show was a logical idea. But what audiences loved most about the original group of friends was how well the sextet played off each other, and when Joey moved away to LA by his lonesome, that was gone. Quirky family members and characters couldn't capture the magic he had with his former castmates. After two seasons, the show disappeared. (Photo credit: NBC)

No. 2 - Snooki & Jwoww
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Somewhere in between being branded a toxic waste depository and showcasing a traffic-loving governor, it was "Jersey Shore's" job to besmirch the image of the Garden State which would only have had an otherwise pristine reputation. In MTV's seminal reality experiment, eight of the East Coast's finest bridge and tunnelers showed us why it's so much better to watch drunks over-party from the safety of our own living rooms. When the last drop of Jager was imbibed, leaving "Shore" without any more possible storylines, chaos sprouted anew with "Snooki & JWoww" a spin-off featuring its predecessor's hoochiest cast members. And if someone remarked that "Jersery Shore" couldn't get any worse, "S&JW" was disproof. Though a true train wreck--and not the good kind--the show lasted four seasons, maybe in honor of Jersey icon Frankie Valli. (Photo credit: MTV)

No. 1 - Joanie Loves Chachi
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Audiences literally saw them grow up on the wildly popular sitcom "Happy Days," but that show was in its own decline and was the inspiration for the term "Jump the Shark." However, ratings were strong enough that producers wanted more. So Joanie and Chachi moved from Milwaukee to Chicago to become singer/songwriters. The show was bad enough, but every week viewers would also have to hear them sing. No one loved any of this and the show was cancelled after 17 episodes, sending them both back to "Happy Days" for its few remaining seasons. They probably wanted us to forget, but we never will. (Photo credit: ABC/Photofest)

 

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25 Funny Fan Signs That Will Make You a Fan of These Fans

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Hot dogs, nachos and beer: These are all things we can get behind. But there's nothing like a funny fan sign to make you a fan of the people who made them (and maybe even the team they are rooting for). If you were ever in doubt of the human race, may these hilarious, one-of-a-kind signs restore your faith.

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And now, the Raider-hating portion of our signs:
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And some "Linsanity"-inspired material:
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And finally, just some good ol' fashioned sexual innuendo:
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This Guy Probably Regrets Pissing His Girlfriend Off With This Single Text

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Well fellas, if you've ever had the desire to do something to piss your girlfriend off to the point where she quite possibly will murder you, this seems to do the trick. All it takes is just a couple words followed by two little emojis for you to spend forever saying "I'm sorry." But hey, it's funny if it works, so isn't that worth damaging your relationship?

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We have no idea whatever became of poor Kaleb, but we can only assume that he did not live to tell the tale and these photos were the last things found on his phone.

 

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21 People Reveal the Weirdest Thing They've Ever Caught a Coworker Doing

Busty Australian Woman Flashes Google Street View Car

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Those things might need their own map.

According to Gawker (link NSFW), when a 38-year-old Port Pirie woman spotted the Google Maps Street View car rolling through her neighborhood in January, she decided to show the world her gigantic breasts because it was something else to "tick" off her bucket list.

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"I look at Google Maps a lot, and I wanted to be on there," Karen Davis told her local newspaper. "I thought this was the way to do it."

Naturally, Davis' stunt has drawn a ton of criticism, but she thinks the people complaining are just jealous of her goods.

"All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting. Big-boob envy has hit Port Pirie."

Well, it looks as though Google Maps really cares about their flat-tittie consumers, as they have decided to blur the image of Davis. We're not sure how they missed them, but their first effort was "just a bit outside."

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Take #2 was better, though.

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We can't be for certain since Google Maps blurred his face as well, but we're betting that the smile on that guy in the background is almost as big as Davis' cans.

Google Maps is apparently way more kinky than Mapquest: Clicking Zoom On Google Maps Reveals Building Shaped Like Naked Man

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Chicago Tow Truck Tries Towing Jeep With Driver Still Inside

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Anybody who has ever lived in a college town knows the towing business is almost as shady as an email from a Nigerian bank, but this is ridiculous.

According to CBS Chicago, some dude's Jeep began being towed from a River North Walgreens parking lot Sunday night...while he was still sitting behind the wheel.

Local resident Tony Marengo began filming the incident once he noticed somebody was still inside the jeep, and what followed was beyond shocking for a number of reasons.


For starters, I'd like to think that if some schmuck was going to tow my car he'd do just a tad better job of securing it to his truck. And secondly, the driver should be thankful he wasn't driving a car from a Jerry Bruckheimer movie, as it would have exploded upon impact once the back end hit the ground.

CBS Chicago tracked down the towing company, but they had "no comment" on the incident. And that's pretty much the same response you'll get when you ask them why a tow from a parking lot six blocks down the street costs $400.

We would have gladly returned this woman's vehicle to her illegal parking spot: Russian Woman Performs Striptease to Prevent Her Car From Being Towed

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Ohio Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Eating All of the Salsa

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Geez. It must not have been the stuff that's made in New York City.

According to the New York Daily News, a 50-year-old Akron woman stabbed her 61-year-old boyfriend twice Sunday night after he allegedly finished off the last of their salsa stash.

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Police said Phyllis Jefferson first stabbed Ronnie Buckner in the pelvis with a pen because he had been "eating all of the salsa" they were supposed to be sharing. Jefferson then tried to knock over Buckner's TV, but he was able to catch it before it hit the ground.

Jefferson wasn't finished there, though. While Buckner settled in to watch some tube, Jefferson grabbed a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him in his stomach. Jefferson fled the scene, but police eventually caught up with her on a nearby highway. She was arrested and charged with felony assault and criminal damaging.

No word on what brand of salsa the two were fighting over, but "It's so good you'll get stabbed if you eat all of it" sounds like one hell of an advertising campaign.

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Today's Funny Photos

There's No Way These Unique Marriage Proposals Could Have Been Declined

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It's every man's dream to get down on bended knee and ask the person he loves to spend the rest of their life with him. It doesn't always go as planned, but it's still important to come up with a unique marriage proposal, the likes of which nobody could say "no" to. Like these below. Good luck, gents.

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This Kid's Response To Being Rejected By Duke University Is Genius

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Most of us are familiar with a college rejection or two (and by most of us, I mean everyone who works on Mandatory). But what did we do about it? We either got upset or we didn't even care and we just tossed the letter aside. Well, this kid wasn't about to let Duke University reject her so easily. Her response alone should earn her admission.

 

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These Are The 20 Most Hilarious Students Of All Time

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I always thought children were extremely creepy. And I still do. But after scouring the universe for the most LOL-worthy quips on homework assignments I've come to the conclusion they're also quite edgy. These hilarious answers blur the line between genius and stupidity.


Every young boy's dream.


Seems like he can't wait for No. 14.


I didn't know there was more than one beer law.


Works better than a doctor's note.


To be fair, he's many people's favorite Hue.


Could such amazing irony be on purpose?


Manfully stated.

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He ain't wrong.


Thinking outside the box.


Showing your work is overrated.


Future CEO.


Give this child an A.


Teachers should really be more clear on their tests.


E = MC2 ... or some shit like that.


Extra credit for knowing crappy music from the 90's.


A+ for creativity and balls.


Or at least lock the balcony door...


We should really allow children to express themselves and create their own exam questions.


Does anyone remember The Situation? Kinda disappeared from Earth, no?


I disagree, teacher.

 

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13 Inexcusable Fashion Fails

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