December 14, 2012, 11:28 am
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Bar Refaeli is one of the most beautiful women in the world (who also has a name that's really hard to spell.)
She's famously dated Leonardo di Caprio, but let's not dwell on that. Here are some of the sexiest photos ever taken of Bar.
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Bar Refaeli has launched an E-commerce site called Under.me which sells designer underwear. Which is fitting for this gallery where she's spending most of her time in her underwear.
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Bar Refaeli is only 27 years old.
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Bar Refaeli was born in Hod Hasharon, Israel.
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More sexy photos of Bar Refaeli.
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More sexy photos of super hottie Bar Refaeli.
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Bar Refaeli could easily make ends meet as a French Maid if she ever found herself out of work.
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Bar Refaeli's twitpics are sexier than yours.
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Bar Refaeli looks rather fetching in red lingerie.
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Bar Refaeli in a sexy flower bikini.
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December 14, 2012, 1:13 pm
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Camilla Belle is an American actress. Check out a gallery of this raven-haired beauty.
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She was born in 1986 in Los Angeles, California.
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She is a mix of Brazilian and Anglo-American ancestry.
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She was raised a strict Catholic.
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She is fluent in English and Portuguese.
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She has appeared in "Push," "The Patriot" and "Practical Magic," among other projects.
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She has been romantically linked with Alex Pettyfer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Topher Grace, Tim Tebow and Robert Pattinson, among others.
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In 2011, she made People's list of "Most Beautiful People in the World."
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She has also modeled for Vera Wang.
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December 16, 2012, 5:51 pm
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This is what it looks like to stick your head out the window of a NASCAR car flying around a race track. Lithuanian photographer Tadao Cern wanted to work on a project that would make people laugh and that's when the idea to blow 186 mile per hour winds into people's faces came to life. The project is called Blow Job and involves a specific light source to accurately capture the ridiculous facial expressions that come from being blasted with heavy gusts out of a wind machine.
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Since the gusts were so strong, participants had to take a deep breath and hold it in before the wind machine was switched on in order to avoid any potential injury.
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The 29-year old Cern was an architect before he quit to become a full-time wedding photographer.
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Cern opened up a photo studio in Vilnius, Lithuania and started working on more creative photography projects.
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Cern wants to keep working on unique projects like Blow Job and says his next work will involve human eating habits.
Keep clicking to see more pictures from Cern's hilarious project.
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December 16, 2012, 6:39 pm
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For just a quarter a day you can help this kid. Or you can just enjoy this gallery of the skeptical third world kid meme for free!
So you're telling me you have fights with water, and not over it?
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So you just swim & run at top speed without a croc or cheetah chasing you?
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You mean to tell me, people intentionally throw up after eating?
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You mean to tell me, you eat food before you eat our food?
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You mean to tell me, you took a painkiller because you ate til it hurt?
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So you are telling me, you have to be 18 to join the military?
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You mean to tell me, that you drive to the gym just to use a stationary bicycyle for an hour?
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So you're telling me, you filter already clean water?
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So you're telling me, people are boycotting a place that sells chicken?
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I don't think you realize what country we are in right now.
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So you're giving me a pair of shoes because some hipster bought a pair of shoes?
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So you're telling me, that people say, "There's nothing to eat." Even with food in the fridge.
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You mean to tell me, they made a taco shell out of Doritos?
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You mean to tell me in the US, you have to fight for your right to party?
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So you are telling me that white people do not take white poops?
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So you're telling me that it's not butter?
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So you're saying you eat THREE times a day?
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You mean to tell me you think living outside is bad for dogs?
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You mean to tell me EVERYONE gets healthcare?
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So you're telling me that you haven't had a Civil War since 1865?
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You mean to tell me, you hold contests to see who can eat the most food?
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So, you're telling me that where you're from, Hungry Hungry Hippo is just a kids game?
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You mean to tell me that the poorest people in your country are also the fattest?
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You mean to tell me, you spent $10 Billion to find an invisible particle?
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So you have nutritious fresh fruits, and you cut them up to smoke out of?
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You mean to tell me you put water on your lawn, while you sleep?
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So kids not only play in water, they pee in it too?
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You mean to tell me you throw out all of the extra food at the end of the night?
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You mean to tell me, people with perfectly good shoes just decide to run barefoot?
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You mean to tell me, you freeze water to put in your water?
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You mean to tell me, you went to school and still don't know shit?
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His house has a car elevator? I don't know what either of those things even are.
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So you're telling me, you throw away the end pieces of bread?
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So you're telling me, that you aren't going to eat that after 5 seconds?
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So you're telling me, you put alcohol in more alcohol to get drunk?
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You're telling me you have large self-refilling bowls of water, and you shit in them?
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So you're telling me, you dump out perfectly drinkable water because it isn't cold anymore.
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So you're telling me, children are told not to accept food from strangers?
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You're telling me you buy water because it's going to rain too much?
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You're telling me, you get dehydrated because you drink too much?
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You're telling me, food with too many calories is bad food?
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So you're telling me, you get to choose your own president.
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December 16, 2012, 9:37 pm
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By no means are we sophisticated members of the art community but we know good art when we see it. And the series Presidents with Boob Faces is good art. Keep clicking to see portraits of the most important men in United States history with breasts painted onto their faces.
Ronald Reagan
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Bill Clinton
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Grover Cleveland
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John Quincy Adams
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December 16, 2012, 9:54 pm
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People love funny photos. Even more so, people love funny photos that they are in themselves and can post on the Internet. This has led to some enjoyable trends in the past (photobombing, planking, Tebowing), and it seems we are on the verge of another one: statue attacks. Yes, people posing as if they are getting attacked by inanimate objects is the next Internet craze. Embrace it. Here are ten of our favorites so far.
Eagle Attack
They shouldn't have messed with her eggs.
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Lion Attack
Lion statue's breath must be horrible.
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Bear Attack
Or is the bear carrying her to safety?
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Ronald McDonald Attack
Ain't no happy meals here, you little punk!
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Incredible Hulk Attack
Hulk, butt smash!
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Unknown Marble Figure Attack
Statues are not afraid to pull hair to win a fight.
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T-Rex Attack
Not sure why this guy is worried. There is a fence there.
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Lion Attack #2
Sink your teeth in.
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December 16, 2012, 10:00 pm
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
For more, follow the Titans Cheerleaders on Twitter.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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Next: The New England Patriots Cheerleaders
The Tennessee Titans host the New York Jets tonight on "Monday Night Football." While there might not be much on the field worth watching, there will be plenty on the sidelines, in the form of the Titans cheerleaders. The Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders are one of the best squads in the NFL, not afraid to mix it up with their sexy outfits and embrace the holidays. Here are 20 hot photos of Tennessee's cheerleaders in action.
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December 16, 2012, 11:03 pm
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As we hit the last week before Christmas, let's take a moment to pause and reflect on what the holiday is really about: funny photos. So put off your shopping list for a little while longer and enjoy today's gallery of the Internet's funniest photos.
And while you're at it, follow us on Google+ and Facebook. It'll make you cool.
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I would wear this nipple knit cap in the office if I could.
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Sadly, this shirt is very, very true.
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You know you've made some poor life decisions when you have a microwave for a mailbox.
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Am I supposed to pee in Santa's mouth?
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My abs look like rolls, too.
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Meet the "Dirk Diggler" of Bear porn.
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The before and after of planking on a cop car.
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Good thing you strapped that redwood to the top of your car.
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As if Facebook isn't annoying enough.
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It's helpful to know the right and wrong ways to wear a bike helmet.
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Yep, there's an app for that.
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If you ever find yourself skinning a rabbit, you should probably do this.
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That's a very different kind of Christmas spirit.
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Before kids looks like a lot more fun.
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More sports need names like this.
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December 16, 2012, 11:05 pm
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For all the advances in human accomplishment, having sex doesn't really feel that much better than when we started doing it 200,000 years ago. But the march of science cannot be denied, and technology promises some changes in the beast with two backs in days to come. In this article, we'll spotlight ten products from the future of sex.
Dissolvable Fabric Condoms
No matter what the ads say, wearing a condom just doesn't feel the same as going without. And disposing of them is a royal hassle. Researchers at the University of Washington are working on that second issue at least, developing a nanofiber cloth that can physically block sperm and viruses but also dissolves after a set period of time, removing the messy evidence. It's still a ways from production, but the technology could completely change the way we wrap that rascal.
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Robot Prostitutes
Sex work is an emotionally charged topic, and the argument as to whether people have the right to "sell their body" has defenders on both sides. But in the future, we may not have to think about it because our prostitutes will be robots. Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars, two academics from New Zealand, authored a paper in April of 2012 that postulated that the future of sex tourism will be with humanoid robots designed to appeal to a wide variety of fetishes.
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Injectable Birth Control for Men
Until now, it's primarily been a woman's responsibility to not get pregnant. Sure, a dude could wear a condom, but everything else was for ladies only. That's obviously unfair, but researchers in China are getting very close to a monthly injection that would block sperm production for 30 days at a time, basically making your love gun shoot blanks for as long as want it to. In their clinical trials, only one man in 100 fathered a child, which is pretty good, but there might be cultural barriers to taking a hormone shot every month.
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Asexual Reproduction
Here's a worst-case scenario: in the future, we might make new human beings without even getting naked. London geneticist Aarathi Prasad writes in her book Like A Virgin that technology is getting to the level where we might only need a single parent in order to create a new child. In Australia, researchers are growing sharks in artificial wombs. Japanese scientists have created synthetic sperm that have been used to create living baby mice. Our lovely, funny genitals may well be obsolete, friends. How sad is that?
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Record Your Orgasm
For all of the mystery in human sexuality, the orgasm is actually a pretty simple thing. It's just a massive explosion of electrical signals in certain parts of your brain that make you feel really good for a few seconds. And we're already pretty good at sending electrical signals into the brain. Futurologist Ian Pearson predicts that soon we'll be able to record exactly what's happening in your brain when you climax and play it back whenever you want through a chip implanted in your skull. You could even record other people's orgasms and really feel what they're like.
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Teledildonics
It used to be that meeting people on the Internet was considered weird, but now online dating is totally socially acceptable. So online sexing will obviously be next, right? People have been getting off through the Internet for years, first through text chat and more recently on video, but the third dimension is missing. That's what the inventors of LovePalz hope to address. Their product is a two-part "teledildonic" system that measures the activity of partners and transmits it wirelessly between them. The faster you work your unit, the faster your partner's will go and vice versa for tightness. These units are set to go on sale very soon.
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Longevity Orgasms
Sex is meaningless without death, as some French philosopher might have said. But in our endless quest to stave off the final curtain, it's possible that some people might be trying to weaponize our pleasure centers. Research has shown that having regular orgasms is beneficial to almost all of the body's systems, with Dr. Michael Roizen stating that having 350-700 orgasms a year can add 4-8 years to your lifespan. In the future, your doctor may prescribe you get off more often, whether with a human partner or an aforementioned sex robot.
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Sexual Databases
As hooking up becomes more casual, people put less and less thought into choosing sexual partners. The gulf between sex and romance has never been as wide in the modern world (at least since the invention of the charming concept called "romance"). Expect the hook-up culture currently flourishing in American colleges to get even more popular with the introduction of technology. Social networking and massive databases could store your hook-up history and ratings and match you up with prospective sexual partners through Foursquare-esque geotagging without you ever having to come up with a pick-up line.
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Body Modification
We've already seen some daring souls alter their bodies for enhanced sexual pleasure - clitoral hood piercings often make oral sex better for women, and some dudes have had penile implants to make their business bigger. But that's just the tip of the iceberg - advances in prosthetics and artificial limbs have come fast and furious in recent years, and some sex theorists are already predicting the possibility of flexible, thought-controlled tentacles that can be used to stimulate your partner in totally new ways. You might need to get your clothes altered, though.
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Transhumanist Sex
One future prediction that a lot of people are going gaga about is the concept of the "Singularity," when human science gets evolved to a level that we can upload our entire brain into a machine and, as a result, live forever. What exactly will power these machines is still anybody's guess, but don't rain on our sex Matrix parade. In a virtual eternity of your own devising, all your fantasies will come to pass, limited by the power of your own imagination. So basically, it's just like pleasuring yourself in front of your computer, only without a body. We're not sure that counts as an improvement.
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December 17, 2012, 12:23 am
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by Christina Austin
We recently compiled lists of the best and worst ads from 2012. It's instructive to see just how much better modern advertising is compared to "modern" advertising from 40 years ago.
So we flipped through the pages of "The Male Mystique," a book about vintage men's advertising by Jacques Boyreau, and picked out the worst ads from men's magazines in the 1960s and 1970s.
Some of the brands, like Gordon's gin and Lee jeans, ran ads that would be regarded as parodies today. Others, like the defunct Broomsticks pants company, appear to have doomed the brands they were trying to promote by tying them too closely to the fads of the time.
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Even in 1976, some advertisers were still suffering from a 1960s hangover.
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This 1971 Hush Puppies ad is one of the company's most recognizable pieces of vintage promo material. Numerous copies of this ad are currently being sold on eBay.
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Amazingly, pipe-smoking among the 20-something set never caught on.
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You can tell that companies were trying to play off whatever random pop culture events are trendy no matter how irrelevant it is to the brand.
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Following the 1967 law requiring cigarette companies to warn consumers about the harmful effects of smoking, this 1975 ad features a surgeon general's warning.
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Tiparillo had an extremely odd view about the effect of cigarettes on female musicians.
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This 1967 ad looks like it may have provided inspiration for current Axe advertisements.
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The $10 slacks promoted in this 1969 ad would cost more than $60 today.
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These $3 shirts from 1967 would cost $20 today.
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In 1971, Lee ran a series of ads with the lion head theme, all with the slogan "Lee can change your image."
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This 1969 ad has fine text that reads "More than a billiard table, a piece of fine furniture. Get one for the (heh, heh) kids."
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This Broomsticks slacks ad from 1971 was one of a string of incredibly sexist ads from the company.
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This 1972 Winston ad features a spin off of the cigarette company's slogan: "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should."
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The space obsession of the '60s and '70s permeated advertisements during this period as well.
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Tipalet's tagline makes this perhaps the company's most well-known ad.
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David Ogilvy's 'Man in the Hathaway Shirt,' with his trademark eye patch, was regarded as the height of adventurous sophistication at the time.
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This ad was racist and made a rape joke at the same time.
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Note the text at the bottom of the ad for "design your own" beach jeans.
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Somehow, the Big Brute brand never survived.
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This appears to be some sort of Lone Ranger/Jewish joke.
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This kind of thing happened all the time in the 1960s.
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December 17, 2012, 5:21 am
Before the 1995 NFL season kicked off, Fox ran a promo featuring "The Simpsons" at the height of their popularity crossing over into the NFL on Fox studio. Watch with delight as Homer and Bart pester Terry Bradshaw, Jim Brown, Howie Long and Jimmie Johnson, and then enjoy a trip down memory lane with a 1995 NFL season preview.
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December 17, 2012, 6:27 am
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Paulina Gretzky is a model, singer and expert tweeter. Here is a long overdue gallery of some of her best Twitter pics.
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Paulina is the daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky and model Janet Jones.
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She was born in 1988 in Los Angeles, California.
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She skipped college in order to pursue a career in acting and singing.
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Paulina Gretzky's first public performance was at the 2003 Heritage Classic, in which she sang in front of 57,000 people.
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She later sang the Canadian National Anthem during the 2004 World Cup of Hockey in Toronto, Canada.
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She said, "People might think this has been easy for me, but I've been working hard singing since I was 16. I went to Interlochen. I studied opera. I've paid my dues."
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Paulina made her modeling debut on the cover of Flare, a Canadian fashion magazine.
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Her mother, Janet, posed for Flare before she married Wayne. Janet and Paulina became the first mother-daughter to pose for the magazine.
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It's been reported that her father is not amused by her risque Twitter shots. But we encourage Paulina to be her own woman and keep doing what she likes. Especially if it means more hot twitpics.
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December 17, 2012, 8:53 pm
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Horror movie characters may seem real when you're watching them mow down a bunch of unsuspecting college coeds in the theater but they're really just an actor done up in heavy make-up by the FX team. These candid shots from on set depict such horror icons as Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street, Michael Myers from Halloween, Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs and more just chilling out between takes. This totally humanizes the murderous villains who haunted your teenage dreams and makes up for all those nightmares.
Via Interobangg
Halloween
Michael Myers enjoys a soda.
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Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal Lecter enjoys a quick, human flesh-free snack.
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Child's Play
Chucky gets worked on by a human who is way creepier than a killer doll.
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Alien
Apparently battling Sigourney Weaver can be exhausting.
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Ladies love a face shaved so clean it feels like leather.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
Actually, this picture makes Freddy Krueger even creepier.
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Frankenstein
Anyone for tea and crumpets? And re-attaching a severed head?
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Carrie
The perfect look for prom.
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The Birds
I don't care how many of those are fake, that is still super creepy.
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December 17, 2012, 9:52 pm
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We've been over terrible Yahoo! Answers conversations before but there are just so many of them that we thought it was worth diving into another batch. Don't thank us for the LOLz, thank the dear people of the Internet.
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There are only 24 hours in a day, but 25 hours of energy. You do the math.
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Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day but it's not that important.
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I find both of these answers totally appropriate.
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This person needs a lot of advising.
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Sometimes you can answer a question with a question.
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Pretty sure that means you've passed your exam.
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This would answer a lot of questions about Harry.
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This is not a joke people, answer the man.
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There's very little an Apple product can't do these days.
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Sometimes a haircut is all you need to change your whole outlook on life.
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Some people take Halo very seriously.
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Ask a racist question, get a racist answer.
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It's hard not to be with all those curves.
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This person is in for a lot of surprises.
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He'll never forget this prank.
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December 17, 2012, 10:24 pm
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Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images
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There's a funny thing about a lot of female celebrities. It seems as though a lot of their noses have gone through some...changes as they've gone from no-name nobodies to big, wealthy celebrities.
We have no idea what may have caused these changes, but to illustrate this point, we put together a gallery of celebrities who may have gotten nose jobs.
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According to Star Pulse, Cameron Diaz got a nose job for corrective purposes, "It's not cosmetic, it's just for breathing purposes. Half the oxygen isn't working for me any longer. There are moments where I can't remember things and I'm going to blame it on lack of oxygen. They're just going to go in and fix the bones. The septum's kind of like a derailed train; it kind of piles up on itself a few times. It's not cosmetic, it's purely medical."
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Courtney Cox possible nose job before and after.
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Scarjo's nose looks very different in her pre-famous days.
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Alicia Keys and her possible nose job before and after.
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Kim Kardashian possible nose job before and after.
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Jennifer Aniston told People, "I had a deviated septum fixed. Best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years."
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Mila Kunis possible nose job before and after.
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Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) potential nose job before and after.
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When asked if she had had some work done on her nose, Ashlee Simpson to Star magazine, "As long as people have two eyes, you probably know the answer."
No offense, Ashlee, but people with two wooden eyes can tell you've had a nose job.
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Ashley Tisdale admitted to People that she went under the knife to fix her deviated septum, "Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose.
I didn't do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I want my fans to know the truth. I'm not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me".
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Blake Lively and her possible nose job before and after.
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Halle Berry potential nose job before and after.
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Katy Perry possible nose job before and after.
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Sara Jean Underwood possible nose job before and after.
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Heidi Montag has become the poster child for getting work done (apparently she had 10 procedures in a single day): "I would never do it again and I would never recommend it for anyone," Heidi tells Access Hollywood, which somehow interviewed her. "It was way over my head.""I should have researched it more ... I wasn't told the repercussions and what would happen emotionally and physically and how much pain I would be in."
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Kristen Stewart possible nose job before and after.
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Tyra Banks potential nose job before and after.
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Jessica Biel potential nose job before and after.
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Kate Winslet potential nose job before and after.
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La Toya Jackson potential nose job before and after.
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Megan Fox potential nose job before and after.
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Salma Hayak potential nose job before and after.
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Adriana Lima possible nose job before and after photos.
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Ali Lohan possible nose job before and after.
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Audrina Patridge possible nose job before and after photos.
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Beyonce possible nose job before and after photos.
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Brooke Hogan possible nose job before and after.
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Eve Mendes possible nose job before and after.
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Fergie (of the Black Eyed Peas) possible nose job before and after photos.
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Gisele Bundchen possible nose job before and after.
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Hillary Duff possible nose job before and after.
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Jennifer Garner possible nose job before and after.
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Katie Holmes possible nose job before and after.
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Jennifer admitted to getting a nose job in 1989. According to Mirror Online, the actress says it affected her career: "I went into the operating room a celebrity and came out anonymous. It was the nose job from hell. I'll always be this once-famous actress nobody recognises because of a nose job."
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Michelle Pfeiffer possible nose job before and after.
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Natalie Portman possible nose job before and after.
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December 17, 2012, 10:32 pm
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Everyone's heading somewhere this holiday season, whether it's to spend more time with family or to get as far away as possible from family. Wherever you're going, just be careful to only pack what you need. As our holiday packing Venn diagram shows, most people wind up packing a little too much without bringing anything they actually need.
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December 17, 2012, 10:37 pm
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The Grumpy Cat meme slowly meandered into our hearts this year with his perturbed look of total indifference and let the Internet do the rest. Now he's the superstar cat with the perpetual look of unhappiness that just won't let up. Enjoy the best of the Grumpy Cat meme.
The laser...I know it was you.
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There are two kinds of people in this world, and I don't like them.
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The world is ending next month, about time.
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Do not patronize me with your high-pitched baby voice.
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I was in love once, it was awful.
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I don't like morning people, or mornings...or people.
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Let's hang a lot of balls on a tree. We can start with mine.
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For the last time, where are my balls?
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Still more emotions than Kristen Stewart.
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Disappointed cat saw what you did this weekend. Shameful...
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I love you. Just kidding, where's my fucking food?
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How many times do I have to tell you human, put on some God damn pants!
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They stole my poop again.
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Shut up and leave me alone.
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And I would have gotten away with it...if it weren't for you meddling kids.
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You rediscovered me at the vet, after I ran away from you.
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Meow mix does not deliver...
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What do you mean, she's a hoe?
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If it fits I sits, it seems very clear to me.
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What are you going to do with that piece of bread?
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Your existence gives me heart failure.
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I had Baijo once...never again.
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Dry food is too dry and the tuna smells fishy.
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Why is she here? Bitches just don't learn.
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Because fuck you. That's why.
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I had fun once, it was awful.
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Don't tuck me in bed, when my friends are sleeping over.
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Site got slapped, pooped in Mr. Cutts shoes.
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Watched a zombie movie marathon, not one zombie ate a brain.
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I did a communication assignment once, it was horrible.
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What's great about this job? Nothing.
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Oh, fuck you and your happiness.
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I had a birthday once, it was terrible.
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I am thankful for you getting...one step closer to dying.
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Old McDonald had a bird...HAD.
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Life is like a box of chocolates, I don't like chocolate.
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That is exactly how I like it.
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Sure, that's pretty fucking funny,
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Welcome to FLORIDA. Go home.
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I was tickled once, it was awful.
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Think your idea works? No.
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You didn't win the lottery and you have to go to work? Good.
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I love people, when they're dead.
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It's Friday? This is my happy face.
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I had fun once, at Tina's party.
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Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho! NO!
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I smiled once. It was awful.
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I tried socializing once. It was awful.
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December 17, 2012, 11:14 pm
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Another day, another gallery of the Internet's funniest photos. You know the drill: We post 'em, you click through 'em. We did our part, now it's your turn to do yours.
And while you're at it, follow us on Google+ and Facebook.
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The college student's Christmas tree.
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You picked the perfect place to take that photo.
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These hair-based months are getting out of control.
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I present you: A portrait of Kevin Bacon made entirely out of bacon.
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Thanks for the helpful tip, Venn Diagram.
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So that's why they say "A" after every sentence.
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Pour one out for your fallen homie.
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Looks like Scooby had a few too many snacks.
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I need a defibrillator toaster.
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But, how much of a waste of time is it to read a comic about how Twitter is a waste of time?
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Gives new meaning to "frequent flyer."
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Looks like someone had a couple too many juice boxes at happy hour.
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But do you need a receipt?
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FYI, there's going to be sand up ahead.
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December 17, 2012, 11:35 pm
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Heavy Armor: Capcom
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It was a weird year for electronic gaming - Nintendo came out with a console that seems destined to bomb, while Sony and Microsoft just kept on working the same old stories and worn-out franchises. Although there weren't any spectacular, industry-killing disasters on the slate this year, there were still plenty of games that were not very good. In this feature, we'll run down the 10 worst video games of 2012.
Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
The Steel Battalion games are widely known as being for the hardest of the hardcore. The first games for the original Xbox required a separate controller to play them that featured two control sticks and over 40 buttons, designed to simulate the actual controls of your giant robot in the game. The thing cost $200, for God's sake! So when Capcom announced that the latest installment would use the Kinect instead, eyebrows raised. They raised even further when the game was released and the Kinect couldn't ever figure out what the player was doing, turning the simplest maneuver into an exercise in frustration. Although the technology of the Kinect is fairly good at gestural recognition, it couldn't keep up with the demands of Steel Battalion. We never thought we'd miss an 18-pound game controller, but here we are.
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VectorCell/Lexis Numerique
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Amy
Survival horror is a genre that is hard to get right. Hell, even Capcom, the people who invented it, sort of screwed the pooch this year. But Amy, a downloadable game by VectorCell for the Xbox 360 and PS3, showed exactly how horrible survival horror can get. The concept is great: you're a woman tasked with escorting a strange, little autistic girl through a creepy city. And lead character Sabine is an interesting contrast to your typical steroidal game heroes. Unfortunately, the game itself is just a mess. Horrible controls (Sabine walks slower than she crawls for some reason), an unresponsive camera and frequent, boring combat sunk this to the bottom of the charts. The nail in the coffin was the broken save system, which often left players stranded and forced to reset.
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Mass Effect 3
This was a particularly rough one to put on the list, as we're huge fans of BioWare and their epid sci-fi RPG series. But Mass Effect 3 didn't do anything but disappoint as an end to the trilogy, and fans worldwide were left upset when the game finally dropped. The reasons were myriad, but we can go into a few of them here. First, the day one DLC (downloadable content). Sure, we expect to pay for extra content a few months after a game drops to keep us interested, but Mass Effect 3 expected gamers to shell out $10 for the From Ashes pack the same day. The other big downer came in the form of the game's endings. The Mass Effect games have traditionally given you a vast spectrum of moral choices to make as you adventure through the galaxy, and one would expect those choices to have serious bearing on the ending, right? Wrong, buddy. The endings were all totally similar, with one of the only variables being how much multiplayer you played. Not such a good choice for an RPG.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Declassified
The Call Of Duty series is widely regarded to be the absolute top of the line when it comes to console-based shooters. They boast huge production values, incredible immersion and complex plots. So why was Black Ops Declassified for the newly-launched PlayStation Vita such a total turd? Blame it on first-time developer Nihilistic, who obviously rushed the game out the door in order to capitalize on the hot license. Where do we even begin with this one? Well, how about the single-player campaign. In past Call of Duty titles, this was guaranteed to be a rousing, involving story that dropped you right into the world. This one was not even an hour long from start to finish. How about the multiplayer? It's equally disastrous, riddled with bugs that have players spawning right in front of enemies or floating in mid-air, and the maps are embarrassingly tiny.
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Men In Black: Alien Crisis
Movie tie-in games are never very good, but Men In Black: Alien Crisis, released to cash in on the third Will Smith movie, was such a disgusting, brazen cash grab that it moved the goalposts for everybody. With graphics that would have looked bad two hardware generations ago, this rush job doubled down; not only was the gameplay repetitive, but there wasn't very much of it. A full-priced retail title, most gamers reported getting through everything Men In Black: Alien Crisis had to offer in just three hours. And that's even counting the load times, which sometimes were as long as thirty seconds in between gameplay portions.
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Street Fighter X Tekken
Fighting games are undergoing a renaissance in recent years, with a new Street Fighter series prompting updates of Tekken, Mortal Kombat and all of your other favorites. One of the most interesting new games to hit the shelves was Capcom's Street Fighter X Tekken. The concept is awesome: all your favorite fighters from both franchises face off in a battle for supremacy. Unfortunately, the execution was pure crap. Essential balance testing simply didn't happen before the game was released, leaving some characters way overpowered. Simple strategies like pressing the jab punch button over and over dominated much of the cast. Many characters had game-breaking infinites and bugs. Oh, and DLC characters like Mega Man and Pac-Man were on the disc, but couldn't be unlocked on the Xbox 360 version. Patches have addressed some of these issues, but the game is still a mess.
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Spiral Game Studios
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Orion: Dino Beatdown
Sometimes the best-laid plans of game companies result in unmitigated disaster. Case in point: Orion: Dino Beatdown, a first-person shooter released on Steam by Spiral Games in May. This wasn't a big-budget title from a major studio, so we'd be inclined to cut it some slack, but the dudes put out a game that was so buggy it was almost unplayable, and then "patched" it and made everything even worse. Being chased by a T-rex is terrifying enough, but when they start clipping through the walls of your base you're just screwed. Oftentimes joining a server would lock up the game in an inescapable loop. Cars don't make any sounds when you hit things with them. Only one of the game's three classes - the one with the jetpack - has any chance of survival. Spiral employees later went on Reddit to talk about the absolutely horrific working conditions at the company, so it's no surprise the game turned out this bad.
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Team Ninja/Tecmo Koei
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Ninja Gaiden 3
The Ninja Gaiden series has fallen a long way since its glory days. Starting out on the original Nintendo Entertainment System as a bracingly hard side-scrolling platformer, it transitioned to modern consoles as a bracingly hard 3D action game. Then, series creator Tomonobu Itagaki left the project, and everything went to shit. The game's action was severely streamlined, removing the knife's edge of danger that protagonist Ryu Hayabusa walked on in earlier titles. The game's enemies are harmless meat bags who pose absolutely no threat to the player, so it boils down to dull action sequences punctuated by endless confusing cutscenes. Even the boss fights are recycled several times throughout the game. It'd be a bad game on its own, but as the end of a proud legacy, Ninja Gaiden 3 is truly horrible.
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Zombii Attack
The best thing about the introduction of the Wii U is that the original Wii can now rest for eternity, a repository for the cruddiest shovelware the gaming industry has ever seen. The console went out with a bang with the January release of Zombii Attack, a slapdash, lazy downloadable Wii Ware title that sums up everything wrong with modern gaming. Let's face it: zombies are over. We've explored every possible permutation of them and now they're just a crutch for lazy designers. In this inept game, which would probably work just fine on a second-generation iPhone, you stand behind a fence with a slingshot chucking rocks at staggering undead, occasionally slingshotting one up into the air to be caught be a helicopter. And...that's it. Boring, ugly and unoriginal - that's a triple play right there.
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Blizzard Entertainment
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Diablo 3
Probably the biggest disappointment of the year came from Blizzard and the long-awaited Diablo 3. First, a little rewind: Diablo 2 was a game so good it was genre-defying. The randomly-generated dungeon crawler offered so much challenge and was so deep that people continued to obsessively play it for over a decade after its release in 2000. So stakes were high for Diablo 3, and Blizzard fell right on their face. Gone was the addictive replayability - the majority of gamers finished it once and put it away, never to play it again. The game catered to the company's new World of Warcraft audience, making it linear, more casual and unable to be played offline.
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