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Girl Pranks Beachgoers By Scattering Fake Dead Grandma's Ashes

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Funny Funeral Fail Prank!

This poor girl. She just wants to fulfill the dying wish of her dear old grandmother and scatter her ashes in the Pacific Ocean. The problem is, she is pretty clumsy. And it's pretty windy. Won't somebody help her out? Oh, they actually will try? Well, the joke's on them then. Never trust an attractive blonde who is by herself at the beach.

More: Bikini Poop Stain Prank Will Gross You Out And Crack You Up

 

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Today's Funny Photos

Animals Take On Sprinklers And Hoses: A Fun Summer GIF Collection

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Summertime is the season for sprinklers. And while they do have a practical purpose, this time of year children often find joy re-purposing them as an irresistible plaything. However, when animals meet a sprinkler, there are less predicable results. Here are some great examples.

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After this I'm going to jump around on that white carpet inside!


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I never knew harp strings were so permeable and invigorating!


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Aside from dogs, this the best example of cat repellant on the market today.


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On second thought, maybe we shouldn't put Fido in charge of pool security.


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I love to dunk my trunk and my junk.


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Yeah, that's it. Pretend it's Michael Vick!


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If this were a Western-style gun duel, Dudley would be biscuit...er, toast.


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Holy cow! At least we hope that's a sprinkler.


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Proof that a weiner dog should always avoid anything resembling a giant burrito.


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If you two don't let Mama moose shower in peace, we're gonna march our tails right back to Canada!


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Frolic in the fountain or share a spaghetti dinner with my lady? That's an easy one.


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Much more user friendly than PCs.


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Blindfold's not gonna work, bitches. I can sense this thing a mile away.


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My Dalmatian friends always say how awesome it is to work around fire hoses. Boy, are they right.


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Can you turn around so I can enjoy this in private, please?


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Step away, little skunklings! This thing will wash away our super power!


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Cujo - taking a break from eating humans.


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Even though it turned out not to be a gopher, this was way too awesome to omit. Humans are still nature's most fail-prone animal.

 

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12 Actors Who Basically Play the Same Role in Every Movie

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There's something to be said about finding what you're good at and honing your craft, and then there are actors who have become so typecast that they play the same role in every movie. From the man behind "Grown Ups" to the epitome of an old veteran badass, here are some of your favorite actors who land their film roles on repeat.

Samuel L. Jackson: Badass MF'er
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
It's a struggle to imagine a time when Samuel L. Jackson wasn't angry at the man or just simply being a badass motherf**ker in a movie. In fact, it' hard to imagine a time when he wasn't in every movie ever. From the early Tarantino flicks of "Pulp Fiction" and "Jackie Brown" to his recent role in the Marvel Universe as Nick Fury, Shaft has always and will always hold the position of great vengeance and furious anger. Or no wait, that's Laurence Fishburne. No, no, we had it the first time.

Adam Sandler: Idiot Manchild
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
Sandler himself is (or at least was) a comedic genius, but the looping of cheesy, maturity-impaired roles with PG-13 ratings has become so redundant that we can scarcely bring ourselves to watch "Happy Gilmore" anymore. Okay, that's not true; we love that flick, even if it's because of Julie Bowen and Richard Kiel (God rest his soul). From his early roles as Billy Madison and Happy to "Big Daddy," "Click" and "Grown Ups" - two of them, more surely on the way - Sandler seems to suppress his inner comedian to underplay his talents in terrible family-friendly comedies. And even exceptions like "Punch-Drunk Love" and "Funny People" don't do nearly enough to make up for it.

Liam Neeson: Veteran Hardass
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
Neeson has always been a sort of veteran resident hardass, but ever since his Jason Bourne-like, bonebreaking hand-to-hand combat in "Taken," it's been nonstop. The "Taken" trilogy was surrounded by ruthless roles including "A Walk Amongst the Tombs," "Run All Night," and even managing to be a hardass in Seth MacFarlane's "A Million Ways to Die in the West." Even in comedy, whether "Ted 2" or Ricky Gervais' "Life's Too Short," he still can't help but be intimidating. And we love him for it.

Michelle Rodriguez: Testosterone With Ta Tas
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
She's seemingly a sweetheart in real life, but on the big screen, we're plum terrified of her. Her early role in "The Fast & The Furious" franchise introduced us to what a tough girl looked like before Ronda Rousey and UFC became a popular thing. Then, her multi-season arc on "Lost" was followed by "Machete," "Avatar" and "Battle Los Angeles," all reaffirming the reality that she is not a chick you want to piss off, on or off camera.

Bruce Willis: Wiseass Badass
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
Not since his crybaby scene on "Friends" has Bruce Willis shown us another nonexplosive side of himself. Through five reproduced films in the "Die Hard" franchise to "The Whole Nine Yards" up to "The Expendables" films, Willis has always been the token badass with a catchphrase. And he'll likely return to do the same in Bill Murray's upcoming "Rock the Kasbah." Yippee ki-yay, mother effers.

Jason Bateman: The Straight Man
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
One thing Jason Bateman has mastered in film is the art of the pushover. He also likes to star opposite female leads in which things are switched, stolen or just plum uninteresting. Bateman has long been known as the insecure father figure in "Arrested Development," but his roles in "The Switch," "Identity Thief," and the recent "This Is Where I Leave You," even his role in the comedy trio in "Horrible Bosses," have confirmed him as the easily impressionable straight man, in which he is cast time and time again.

Michael Cera: Forever Pubescent
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
In conjunction with his baby face exterior across from his adult nerd dad on "Arrested Development," Cera has managed to maintain his dorky disposition in forever pubescent roles on "Juno," "Superbad" and "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist." His drug-addled role in "Crystal Fair & the Magical Cactus" led us to believe he might branch out, but only failed to deliver when nobody really watched that movie in comparison to his others.

Jennifer Aniston: Beautiful Impractical
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
Aniston (and her nipples) just can't seem to find the right kind of love. The exotically beautiful - for an American! - middle-aged gal has a knack for Mr. Unconventional, especially in films like "The Object of My Affection," "Along Came Polly," and "Rumor Has It..." which have her characters constantly searching with highly unorthodox men. Or how about extraordinarily sexy ways, like in "Horrible Bosses" "Derailed," and "We're the Millers," where she's mixed it up and played some sexually suggestive characters? It all comes back to trying to find love in all the wrong places. Though we can't speak for "Cake," as we have yet to see it.

Hugh Grant: Former Prince Charming
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
Up until that whole hooker fiasco - celebrating its 20-year anniversary this month! - Grant was sitting pretty as the lady's Prince Charming. That, and Ryan Gosling came along. From "Notting Hill" and "About a Boy" to "Bridget Jones' Diary" and "Love Actually," Hugh Grant was previously the '90s answer to women's 'why can't all men be like that' prayers. Between him and John Cusack, there was rarely a dry eye or vagina in the theaters back then, depicting men as women would like to see them in an unrealistic 'he had such a good mother, why won't he just love me' Hollywood kind of way.

Morgan Freeman: Detective Know-It-All/God
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
When has he not played the role of the wisdom giver? Since the early '90s of "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" and "Shawshank Redemption," Morgan Freeman has been both the best voice-over and the voice of reason in almost every movie, as well as the veteran detective in movies like "Kiss the Girls," "Along Came a Spider" and "Se7en." No matter the movie, be it "The Dark Knight" trilogy or "The Big Bounce," Freeman has always remained poised, wise and full of guidance for his less experienced co-stars. He even played God in "Bruce Almighty" for Christ's sake!

Danny Trejo: That One Mexican Mercenary
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
There are two things Danny Trejo is incapable of: looking handsome and not killing people. People got a TV taste for Trejo as Tortuga on "Breaking Bad" and a cartel boss on "Sons of Anarchy," but when the "Machete" movies started up, things got extra bloody. With credits as early as "Desperado," "Reindeer Games" and "Con Air" on his Hollywood rap sheet, Trejo's pretty much too far gone to be considered for the Jennifer Aniston rom-com.

Michael Caine: Christopher Nolan's Caretaker
typecast actors, actors who always play the same role
He's been Batman's butler for so long we forget that Michael Caine has been around since the '50s. However, in the past decade since 2005's "Batman Begins," Caine has mostly been Christopher Nolan's guiding voice. With films like "Inception," "Interstellar" and "The Prestige" - all Nolan classics - coating his IMDB page, in addition to three "Dark Knight" films, Caine has quickly gone from the Cider House to a Hollywood crew. Though these aren't some of the greatest roles he's played, it seems he's become Nolan's all-around caregiver almost exclusively. Cup a' tea?

 

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10 Space Key Fails

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You mean well when you set out to write a simple, innocent phrase, but it's the space key that you use or fail to use that completely destroys any hope you had of having a decent, appropriate phrase. Check out some spacing mishaps below.

Spacing Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Spacing Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Spacing Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Spacing Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Funny, Space Bar Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Funny, Space Bar Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Funny, Space Bar Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Funny, Space Bar Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Funny, Space Bar Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Funny, Space Bar Mishaps, Space Bar Fails

Via I Raff I Ruse

 

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18-Year-Old Woman Pleads Guilty To Having Sex In Busy Street After Lovemaking Session Broken Up By Cop

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Well, when you're in the mood, you're in the mood.

An 18-year-old Chinese woman has pleaded guilty after discovering an explicit video involving her having sex on a busy, public street with her boyfriend was released online.

During the early hours of April 1, the woman, Wu Xinyi, decided to woo her boyfriend, 19-year-old Yang Hao, by having sex with him outside of Hong Kong Polytechnic University, the university she attends. Yang was caught removing Wu's pants, and three minutes into the act a security guard spotted the couple and told them to stop, but they didn't.

guy having sex in streetThe security guard also states that he saw the couple engage in oral sex. Apparently the couple was so into their raunchy street love that they did not notice any people around them, and only noticed when a policeman tapped Yang on the shoulder. They were probably shocked to hear that people saw them having sex on a public street. Shocked.

Yang was arrested the following day when the video was discovered, but Wu got the surprise of a lifetime when she learned of the video after returning from vacation. Oh, so she was leaving on vacation and Yang needed it one more time. Makes sense.



Wu pleaded guilty after originally pleading not guilty, changing her mind a mere two hours later. Yang on the other hang has stuck with his not guilty plead in hopes of getting sympathy from horny men across the globe. He is on bail and his trial is set for August.



No word yet if a Kickstarter has been formed to get the couple a hotel room. And if you don't think this story is real, here's actual video of our two lovers showing off the most extreme PDA you've ever seen.



Via Daily Mail

 

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The Most Pathetic, Desperate Dudes On Instagram

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Anytime a woman posts a sexy picture of herself on Instagram, or really anywhere, she can probably expect a barrage of odd comments from men, desperate for their attention, but the guys below really take it to another level.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Those poetry classes are really paying off.

Funny, HIlarious Comments From Men On Instagram
That boy needs Jesus, y'all.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Something tells me his family doesn't love him either.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Going to be difficult being with someone if you're dead.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
So he wants to be an average worker in America?

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
What a gentleman.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
He's an intern.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
He will pay his lawyer too. Legit.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
That's an Olympic event I would watch.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Wanderlust.

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I read a Hallmark card that said the same thing.


Why does he want to explore a woman's body with a little girl?

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
That's Jake from Statefarm.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Pretty sure this is a deleted scene in "Captain America."

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Hopeless romantic.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
I guess these are the three people, living or dead, he wants to have dinner with.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
This seamstress needs to chill.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Now we all know he goes overboard on the Lubriderm.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Sounds like a lot of effort for someone who won't call.

Funny, Hilarious Comments From Men On Instagram
Apparently there's a market for bottled bath water.

Via Playboy

 

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Rich Kids of Instagram Summer Pics Will Make You Hate Them Even More

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While us peasants are heading to the beach, spending time with friends, and working on our tans so we don't look like we are close to death, Rich Kids of Instagram are trying their best to show you that they have more money than you, and therefore are having a better summer than you.

Let's take a look at how some of these awful kids are spending their summer, and try not to pop a blood vessel rolling your eyes.

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Rich Kids Of Instagram, Rich Kids And Summer

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rich kids on instagram
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Rich Kids of Instagram, Rich Kids And Summer

Rich Kids Of Instagram, Rich Kids And Summer

Rich Kids Of Instagram, Rich Kids And Summer

Rich Kids Of Instagram, Rich Kids And Summer

 

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21 Hilarious Tweets Every Dog Owner Will Appreciate

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As rewarding as it is to have a dog, sometimes they can drive you completely nuts. Sure you get to love and pet them, but you're constantly taking them outside to use the bathroom and if you plan on going out after work, the only thing you can think about is your poor dog sitting there patiently waiting for you to get home. Some of the funniest people on the Internet feel the exact same way and have posted some hilarious tweets about it. Here are 21 of the funniest we could find.

 

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Man Accidentally Broadcasts Porn On Electronic Billboard For All To See

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A man in Mudanjiang, China gave a lot of people access to porn when he accidentally broadcast some super hardcore action on an electronic billboard.

News, Naked Video Broadcasted On Billboard

Apparently it seems that the man, who is in charge of a public electronic billboard, was in the mood to see some porn on his own, but he did not notice when his choice of porn that day became a show for anyone passing by the billboard when he did not disconnect his computer.

The billboard is located outside of a building, so plenty of people witnessed two people getting it on, and the volume was turned up as well, so if you couldn't see, you could hear.

The video played on for ten minutes before the authorities shut it down, and arrested the man. Ten minutes, huh? Either the man really didn't notice, or he did but his hands were too busy to shut it off.

The billboard is also located across from a hospital, so that is a way to help make patients feel better, although they may have preferred to see it happening live.

If you weren't there to enjoy the show, check out the video below that seemed to have been filmed in 1996, of what the residents were able to see.


 

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Plane Prank On Paris Hilton Leaves Her Sobbing

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Remember when Ashton Kutcher used to pull harmless pranks on celebrities and everyone would have a good laugh when Ashton would jump out in his trucker hat? Well, pranks on celebrities are a tad more intense nowadays, just ask Paris Hilton, who was made to believe she was going to die in a plane crash.



That wasn't so hot.

 

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The 10 Types of Movies You Can Expect to See Every Summer

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Every year starting in May, we get all amped up for the upcoming summer films that are going to blow us away. The problem is, every year they are pretty much the same old, same old -- just with different names. To prove this, we used movie posters from 2015's slate of summer blockbusters and gave them the generic titles that truly represent what they are, what they have been, and what you can continue to expect from summer movies for years to come.

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honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

honest summer movie posters, generic summer movie titles

 

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Chrissy Teigen Topless Instagram Photo

Chrissy Teigen Currently Has A Topless Photo Up On Instagram (NSFW)

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And we're not really sure why, but who cares?

Not long ago, model Chrissy Teigen posted a topless pic of herself to promote a new shoot and story in W Magazine. Because of Instagram's no nudity policy, the chances are this photo will not be up for long. But don't worry, we got a screenshot:

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We're not sure what we did to deserve this, but it sure is a cure for a case of the Mondays. Thanks Chrissy!

Click here for the uncensored photo of Chrissy Teigen topless.

 

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Man On His Cellphone Walks Straight Into Stopped Van

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We're not sure where this video comes from, but since it appears like the footage is from a dashboard cam and based on the fact that the buildings in the background look as though they could collapse at any moment, we feel pretty comfortable assuming that it comes from Russia.


Despite the fact that this guy has now joined the long list of Internet idiots, we think he is actually pretty lucky. After all, he could have been hit by a car that was moving.

h/t Barstool Sports

Another time you probably don't want to be distracted by your cellphone is while you're in the middle of reffing a basketball game: Unprofessional Ref Takes a Phone Call in the Middle of a Game

 

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Italian Cab Driver Charges Obese Passenger Extra Fare For Flat Tire

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You're off the hook, P. Diddy, as it looks like we just found a new winner for June's "Asshole of the Month."

According to Today's TMJ4, a taxi driver in Rome recently picked up an obese passenger at the Termini train station and wound up charging him an extra 50 euros because he thought the man's weight was 100 percent to blame when one of the car's rear tires blew while they were en route to a medical clinic.

Italian taxi driver charges extra fare for obese person after tire blows
The flat rate trip should have cost the man 30 euros, but the cabbie felt the tire would have remained in tact if the man didn't tip the scales at 336 pounds.

The man was so embarrassed about the situation that he decided to give in to the cabbie's demands and pay the full 80 euros just so he could get the hell out of there.

No word on who the cabbie would have blamed the flat tire on if it would have been two 170-pound men in his backseat instead of just one 336-pound man, but if the driver's name was Mel Gibson, then it probably would have been whichever one was Jewish.

I'd rather be accused of being fat than getting in this guy's cab: DC Cab Driver Takes Woman to Wrong Location Then Asks for Oral Sex

 

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Bunny Ranch Prostitute Says She Should Be Featured on the $10 Bill

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For the sake of her customers, let's hope she's just as ambitious in the sack.

According to BroBible, a prominent hooker at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch named Air Force Amy thinks she should be the first woman featured on American currency.

Earlier this month, Treasury Secretary Jack Lew announced that it was time for an "iconic American woman" to grace the $10 bill alongside former Secretary Alexander Hamilton, and Air Force Amy thinks she should be that woman. After all, she served the country for six years as a member of the Air Force and has continued to "service" thousands of Americans in other ways ever since. And you can't question her patriotism with this look:

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air force amy, bunny ranch girl wants to be on ten dollar bill
"I've dueled with many of the girls at the Bunny Ranch," Amy said on her website. "They're gone, and I'm still here. If Alexander Hamilton had me with him back in 1804, it would've been Burr who didn't survive."

Sadly, per government rules, you have to be dead to appear on United States currency. But who knows? Maybe the fact that her soul died a long time ago will be good enough for Lew and the rest of the crew at the U.S. Treasury.

It looks like the "employees" at the Bunny Ranch have already made their choice for this country's next president: 'Hookers for Hillary' is a Group of Prostitutes Campaigning for Hillary Clinton

 

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The Bad Bedtime Foods You Shouldn't Eat Before You Sleep

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Whether it's the constant getting up to use the bathroom, passing gas or general nightmares you get in the middle of the night, there are a number of food culprits for a bad bedtime experience. Cut these out of your heinous pre-hibernation routin, and you'll be sleeping like a baby. Unless, of course, you have an actual baby. Then, you're probably not sleeping at all and can eat whatever the hell gets you through your life.

Ice Cream
Bad Bedtime Foods
We're all guilty of tiptoeing through the kitchen past our bedtime to get our grubby paws on some filthy good ice cream, but we're here to tell you it's just a double scoop of fat in a cup. Obviously the lactose intolerant will agree with us, but anybody putting that amount of slowly digesting sugar and fat content in their body when it's trying to take some time off will find the following day a bit sluggish and the work pants a little tighter. So stay away from the cream that is iced, especially coffee-flavored, which is only good if you like waking up in a panic in the middle of the night like a newbie mother with a litter that needs wiping.

Popcorn & Soda
Bad Bedtime Foods
Popcorn and soda, the American movie-watching dream, is the empty calorie catastrophe you see coming, yet still lovingly embrace every time you sit down to watch a little "Sex in the City" marathon. I mean Keanu Reeves. Every time you sit down to watch Keanu Reeves with lots of badass goodness. Definitely not vegan badassery!

Where were we? Popcorn, mainly of the microwavable variety, has a tendency to be pasted with the lovable fats and cheese-butter chemicals that taste good going in but feel like dead and empty plagues of the stomach in no time. If you eat popcorn on an empty stomach before bed, there's a good chance you'll have daydreams of hating yourself. And soda, well, we all know that's a bad idea. You wouldn't give a kid one before bed, would you? And you're barely past being a kid yourself.

Chocolate & Candy Bars
Bad Bedtime Foods
These are the things nightmares are made of. No, really. The sugars in candy bars, whether fun-size or family pack, are the kinds of sugars linked to the same brain waves of nightmares. It's not guaranteed, but you'll likely find it difficult to sleep the whole night through and feel lethargic the following day. There's always the possibility a giant candy bar will come into your home and eat your entire family, laughing with irony until you wake up. That's assuming it's a nightmare and not real life, of course.

And chocolate itself - dark, especially - has traces of caffeine that could make it tough to get to sleep in general. Not only that, but it leaves your mouth a cavity-ready mess. Ashy Oreo film coating your previously pearly whites is something no one will ever want to sleep next to.

Red Meat
Bad Bedtime Food
The healthy fats and proteins of red meat are excusable for meat lovers, but chowing on a chunk of leftover meat before bed will keep the body working overtime through the night. This leads to lovely things like cramping, bloating and gas, which your sleeping partner will likely not enjoy. If you're with someone who's into that and you don't mind a little tummy ache in the middle of the night, be our guest. Either way, try to avoid the processed kinds of red meats, day or night, for a happy life and happy wife. If you're starved for meat, try turkey. It's got the tryptophan, and that will knock you out cold in a matter of minutes, and with less weight-gaining properties compared to red meat.

Breads & Bagels
Bad Bedtime Foods
It's true, bread does make a lot of people sleepy, but you don't want loads of yeast-coated carbs in your gut right before bed. If you're trying to lose weight, a sandwich before bed is probably not going to get you there, likely because bread doesn't always quench your appetite or digest properly as when you're actively burning it off. The sugar in some breads will also make it tough to sleep, but bread any time of the day is going to have its drawbacks. Best you find yourself a bread substitute.

Pizza
Bad Bedtime Food
Say it isn't so! Sorry, but it is. Let's break is down. The crust is full of that bread we just spoke about. The tomato sauce is acidic and can cause acid reflux in the night. The cheese is a dairy that, like ice cream, has fat that takes time to digest but adds to your belt line. And the toppings, especially greasy ones like pepperoni and bacon, can do a number on people who easily get heartburn. Throw in a beer with that pizza before bed, and though you'll enjoy every moment of it, you'll be swimming in sorrow by mid-slumber.

Fruit-Flavored Yogurt
Bad Bedtime Foods
Fruit-flavored yogurt is good for little else than loads of sugar and a plump muffin top. It would be more advantageous to try a healthy Greek yogurt with a moderate amount of fresh fruit. Too much of anything before bed is going to cause your body to jump through hoops, something most of us don't want to do even when we're awake. Try a few blueberries - foods that hydrate - bananas or cherries, which have been known to improve sleep duration. Try that before bed and wake up refreshed instead of sluggishly slamming into countertops at work, propping yourself up on your elbows at your desk.

Sugary Cereals
Bad Bedtime Foods
Two scoops of sugary cereals will equal one night of bad sleep. If you're handling healthy cereals with whole grains and a small amount of fruit, you should be fine. But the sugary brands with the nostalgic mascots are the ones that will give you a not-so-grrrrreat night of dreams and high blood sugar levels, especially if you can casually eat a whole box in one sitting. So before you go to sleepy town, just get on the whole grain train or find yourself something else to munch on.

Chips
Bad Bedtime Foods
Aside from crumbs in the folds of your sheets, chips are also the ultimate snack food that provide zero health benefits. Filler foods, or empty calories, are things you love to eat that don't love you back, yet you do so in abundance when some little filly breaks your heart or the horror flicks you watch ramp up after you've already bitten off all your fingernails. Just stop eating them. Just no!

Celery
Bad Bedtime Foods
One of those foods that's normally good for you and hydrates you in the day is not so great for you at night. Celery is generally people's healthy alternative to everything in this list, but the irony is that it'll get you in its own fun, little way. Celery is a diuretic and will keep your bladder in full force throughout the night. It's either that or pissing the bed. So avoid celery in the evening, or get used to changing the sheets, pissing like you live in a nursing home and sleeping alone for the rest of your miserable days.

Extra: Alcohol
Bad Bedtime Food

 

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