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25 Unexpected Facts About the World's Most Popular Porn Stars

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We like to think we know a lot about our favorite porn stars. For some of us, they're our greatest friends. But there is so much to them than we know. Yes, they are people too, and there are many interesting things about them you may not be privy to. Here is a bunch of under-the-radar facts about everyone's favorite porn stars.

Asa Akira is a Japanese porn star. In an interview with Examiner in 2011, she had some advice for the Japanese porn industry: "Japan, stop pixilating your porn, please. It's killing us ... less pixilation, less octopus. That's my advice for Japan."
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Ava Koxxx is known as the tallest female porn star in the industry, standing at 6'2".

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Prior to entering porn, Brandi Love owned her own wine label. She made a living off of this with her husband before going all out in "the industry."

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Bree Olson was one of Charlie Sheen's live-in girlfriends. One of his "goddesses", as he called them. During the "winning" debacle in 2011, Olson provided emotional support during the actor's public meltdown.

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Christy Mack suffered 18 broken bones, missing teeth, a broken nose, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver after MMA fighter War Machine attacked her in 2014. War Machine is currently on suicide watch in prison.

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Daisy Marie began her porn career one day after her 18th birthday.

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Dani Daniels is a stage name based on a former partner of hers, which she has claimed was an "immature act of revenge." I'm speculating here, but it seems like she had a fallout with a guy named Danny.

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Eva Angelina is a licensed real estate agent. She is currently transitioning into a full-time agent because, according to her interview with Vice Magazine, "There are simply too many porn stars and not enough production companies for anyone to be able to make money anymore."

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Janice Griffith is the woman Dan Bilzerian tossed off his roof. She filed a suit against him after the stunt left her with a broken foot.

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Kayden Kross began stripping at Rick's Showgirls in Rancho Cordova, California when she was 18. She did it to "earn extra money to rescue a pony from a slaughter house."

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Kendra Lust is married to a cop.

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When Keri Sable began porn, the producers of her first film thought for certain she was under 18, even though she was 20. Once she showed them a birth certificate and social security card proving she was legal, the fun commenced...

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Lisa Ann began stripping at the age of 16 using a fake ID.

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Lupe Fuentes is one of the shortest porn stars, standing at a diminutive 4'9" and weighing 76 lbs.

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Madison Ivy worked at In-N-Out Burger before getting into porn.

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After entering porn, Mia Khalifa caused an uproar in Lebanon, her home country. They heavily criticized her decision to become an adult film star. To which, Khalifa had a few choice words in response: "What I once boasted to people as being the most Westernized nation in the Middle East, I now see as devastatingly archaic and oppressed."

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Nicole Aniston was a banker before she entered the adult industry.

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In May 2014, Nikki Benz announced that she would run for mayor of Toronto. It was extensively covered in the media. However, the city would not accept her as a candidate because her Ontario drivers license expired.

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Phoenix Marie is a big fan of World of Warcraft.

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Rebeca Linares starred in the film "Homo Erectus" with Ron Jeremy, which I only mention because "Homo Erectus" is a hilarious name for a porn.

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Before entering porn, Remy LaCroix was a specialty dancer who performed as a hula-hoop dancer at Burning Man.

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Sasha Grey has a restraining order against her ex-boyfriend, Cinnamon. He allegedly abused her for years and pressured her into the porn business. Cinnamon is required to stay 200 yards away from Grey at all times.

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Sunny Leone's birth name is Karenjit Kaur Vohra. She was born to Sikh Punjabi parents. In May 2015, a resident of Indian filed a complaint against Leone alleging she is "destroying the Indian culture." Under the Indian Penal Code, this could land her in jail, give her a fine, or both.

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Aside from Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick is considered the richest female porn star. She has an alleged net worth of $15 million.

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Vicky Vette and her husband of more than 15 years lived in a nudist colony outside of Atlanta, Georgia.

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The 10 Best Wikipedia Hoaxes

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In some ways, Wikipedia is the best thing the Internet could ever produce: a completely free and massively comprehensive crowd-sourced encyclopedia on everything from anime to important historical events that might have been referenced by anime. In other ways, Wikipedia is the ultimate source of misinformation, rumor, and straight-up hoaxes, since literally anyone can create and/or edit any article and it's up to Wiki's overworked volunteer corps of editors to hunt down every single instance of someone changing Abraham Lincoln's page to claim that he had a fake leg full of whiskey. Here are the ten most convincing (or at least longest-lived) joke articles that fooled Wikipedia editors, taken from Wikipedia's own "List of Wikipedia hoaxes" page.

OLIMAR THE WONDERCAT
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A lot of wikihoaxes survive by being simple, short articles without pictures, links or detailed information, so it's pretty amazing that the magical adventures of a British cat (featuring a title image in realistically muddy British video quality) survived for just a month shy of seven years. London neurologist Ed Wild later admitted to creating the article as a whimsical tribute to his late, presumably non-magical cat, disappointing hundreds of cat-obsessed Wikipedians eager to see Olimar and his ongoing battle against his Canadian nemesis Cello.

JAR'EDO WENS

Citing no sources and linked to by no other Wikipedia article, this tiny item seems pretty obviously fake, given that it claims an ancient Australian Aboriginal god of "intelligence and victory" has a name that sure sounds like "Jared Owens." That didn't stop it from staying on Wikipedia for an incredible nine years and nine months before somebody finally figured out that this article-the only other submission from an anonymous Australian IP besides a similar entry for "Yohrmum"-might not have been on the level. Jar'Edo Wens even managed to be briefly cited in the book Atheism and the Case Against Christ, which probably doesn't help that particular case.

CHEN FANG

Harvard University student Chen Fang had a weird hobby back in 2005: adding his name to various Wikipedia pages, usually as a minor political or business figure with no accompanying link. Dumb, but not as socially destructive as cow-tipping or boring as stamp collecting, so nobody paid much attention to it until Fang noticed four years later that one of the few full articles he wrote (naming himself as the mayor of Yinchuan, a Chinese city of two million people) was still active. Amused, he let the Harvard Guide to Using Sources know about the spurious entry, who subsequently used the article as an example of why not to trust Wikipedia, and that ended up being the only reason Wikipedia caught him out and deleted the article in 2012. To this day, wiki editors are still super-pissed that 1.) the Harvard Guide didn't tell them directly about the article 2.) that the Harvard Guide used the article specifically to show why Wikipedia can kinda suck and 3.) that the Harvard Guide clearly had a bit of a point.

MILTON BRADLEY PLAYMATE

From 1969 to 1975, games company Milton Bradley was secretly developing the Playmate, a fully programmable robotic arm system capable of playing everything from Candyland to chess. There were only a few problems: 1.) the cheapest the system could be made was still over $5000, 2.) the computer necessary to control the arm and play the games was roughly the size of a one-bedroom apartment, and 3.) everything about the Playmate was an elaborate lie. While Wikipedia often hangs on to hoax articles to use as an example of what editors should look for, they seem to have kicked the unusually detailed Playmate article down the memory hole after six and a half years on the site. The article can still be found on the Florida Tech Robotics Wiki, possibly because an alum first invented the remarkably convincing article and is still proud of it, or possibly because Florida Tech's Robotics department ain't so great.

SLOW BLIND DRIVEWAY

Although it only hung in there for two years and nine months, the page for legendary and fictional bluesman Clinton "Slow Blind Driveway" Driver still shows up on some sites full of copied Wiki content and occasionally gets referenced by music blogs. That might be because the page pretty perfectly satirizes the careers of dozens of blues musicians during the thirties: tales of hardship and woe, one-track song naming conventions, an encounter with real-life musicologist John Lomax, and an early death from heart failure. There's even a real folk musician occasionally recording as Slow Blind Driveway, although this doesn't seem to be connected to the hoax and is presumably because folk musicians don't understand irony.

THE REAL (FAKE) AMELIA BEDELIA

Few wikihoaxes have been as successful as a January 2009 edit to an article on children's character Amelia Bedelia, consisting of two added sentences implying that the character was based on a wacky Cameroonian maid who had difficulties with English. The spurious origin has been repeated by websites, books, English language courses, and even the current author of Amelia Bedelia stories, the nephew of the original author and someone presumably in a position to know whether his aunt had any zany foreign domestic servants. The Bedelia Affair only came to a head last year, after the original prankster (EJ Dickson, now a blogger for the Daily Dot) came across a reference to the story on Twitter and was mortified to discover that something he was fairly sure he wrote while stoned was now being taken as true fact.

THE BICHOLIM CONFLICT

The 4500-word Wikipedia article on the 1640 war between colonial Portuguese forces and warriors of the Maratha Empire in the Bicholim region is so heavily footnoted and neatly laid out that it almost merited a spot as a front-page featured article just a few months after its creation. Editors eventually passed on it due to its apparent reliance on a few obscure sources, which was a pretty smart decision given that those few obscure sources were completely imaginary. Five years afterwards, tireless digging by a few dedicated editors showed that despite the meticulous citations provided for nearly every line of the article, none of the books cited were actually real, and the entire article was proven to be a particularly elaborate and subtle bullshit job. The Bicholim Conflict is one of the handful of hoax articles preserved today by Wikipedia as a sort of object lesson to editors as to what to watch out for (or for hoaxsters as to what works).

THE BALDOCK BEER DISASTER

Wikipedia's "Did you know..." sidebar on the main page is a frequent jumping-off point for aimless wandering through random articles and while it's not as prestigious as being a featured article it's arguably a sort of honor. The Baldock Beer Disaster, supposedly a 1904 accident where a collapsing brewery floor flooded the town of Baldock with fresh ale and free kegs, earned a spot on the front page shortly after its creation in November 2005 and lasted two years until a number of Baldock citizens (including local historian Vivian Crellin, cited by the article's creator) stepped up to say, "hey, none of this is actually true." The Baldock Disaster probably survived scrutiny if only because it mimicked a real and infamous beer flood in London in 1814, and it stands to reason that if one town could be menaced by beer-drowning, others might as well.

THE COHEN-CRUSE RUSE

Screwing around is the base motivation for something like 99% of all Wikipedia hoaxes, so the rare cases where something else seems to be the explanation people get interested in a hurry. That's why a small group of editors spent years trying to untangle what user Vivisel started calling "the Cohen-Cruse Ruse," a collection of detailed fake articles and plausible edits to real articles made by a number of different anonymous users, all centered around two fictional (?) Jewish families of noble wine merchants. Spreaders of the Ruse created pages, pictures, and even fake documents, all apparently to create the impression of a Cohen-Cruse dynasty reaching back to medieval France, heir to baronies in England and establish synagogues in the American colonies. The motive? Apparently somebody (presumably either a Cohen or a Cruse) wanted to establish a fake noble heritage and had an enormous amount of time and help to do so. It took two and a half years to track down all the weird twists and turns of what was in the end a totally boring and obscure hoax.

HONORABLE MENTION: THE STRANGE TALE OF BRIAN REDDYB

Rednex is a Swedish novelty pop/techno group best known for its nineties-era covers of folk songs like "Cotton Eyed Joe" and is the reason why a US Navy carrier group is posted off the coast of Sweden, prepared at any time to strike against any Swedish music producer attempting to release a dubsteb cover of "Turkey in the Straw." On Wikipedia, however, Rednex is known to editors as the subject of a deranged editing war / vandalism campaign lasting some twenty months, all because of a user named Brian Reddyb and his insistence that he was one of Rednex's founding members. If you're thinking it's weird to call an argument with a crazy person that lasts nearly two years a "hoax," you need to check out the article's epic discussion page to discover an entirely new definition of what weird means. Reddyb invented dozens of fake accounts, battled ceaselessly against reverts, and was so completely bonkers in general that the debate was only truly resolved when one of the actual members of Rednex took off his fake hillbilly beard to say that he'd never heard of Reddyb before in his life and would Wikipedia please prevent this clearly insane person from defacing an important resource for Rednex fans. Reddyb went on to claim that he (as Briyan al-Reddyb) was one of Saddam Hussein's co-conspirators in his 1968 coup before being banned from Wikipedia for life.

 

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Never Pump Your Arm Full Of Baby Oil Or They Will Cut It Open

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The gym is a daunting place, I know, that's why I stay away from it. But if you want some muscles, just lift some weights like our ancestors did, or at least lift a log like Rocky. Please don't inject baby oil into your arm or awful things will happen.

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A video shows a young guy having his bicep cut open by a doctor, and then having it squeezed to remove the trapped fluid inside. You can hear the guy moan in pain as it is being done.

It is not known how much damage the guy did to himself, but it is said he may lose movement in his arm, and worst case scenario he will lose the entire use of his arm.

The footage was taken in Brazil, where pumping your arms full of baby oil as a quick fix has become popular.

The video is quite rough to watch, so watch at your own risk while this poor guy has oil extracted from him.



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The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do

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Everyone has done something in their life that others might consider a messed up thing to do, but we can all agree that the people below had zero shame in doing what they did, and would probably gladly take their asshole medal and wear it proudly for all to see.

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To their credit, perhaps they are just reminding us never to have kids.

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This person should be given the harshest punishment imaginable.

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Her smug face just yells "I don't give a damn, my bag had a long day too."

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This is the poor version of "Jenga."

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He shouldn't be in the express lane, but his fleece vest is what makes him a bigger asshole.

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Exiting through your car window is what proves if you're agile or not.

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The driver is having the biggest panic attack ever.

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"Cut off electricity, wait for roommate to die from lost of internet," is a good response to this.

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I'm not saying to waterboard the guy who did this, but I'm also not saying not to.

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They aren't using the bike lane, so the driver should be allowed to use the sidewalk.

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Spoiled food is how wars start.

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Someone should invent something where carts can go in.

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Amazing Things Happen When Guy Asks Internet To Photoshop Girlfriend

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Never ask the Internet for anything, they will most likely destroy things and make you a laughing stock, which is pretty much what occurred when a guy asked the Internet for some photoshop help.

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Apparently this guy and his attractive girlfriend went fishing because people still believe that is an interesting activity. The guy's girlfriend happened to catch a small fish, and proudly holds it up for a picture. Not aware that Google exist, the guy instead chooses to let others do the work for him and asks the Internet world to photoshop his girlfriend holding a bigger fish.

Here are some of the results of that innocent plea.

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Maybe he just wanted to show off his hot girlfriend to everyone. Probably.

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Woman With 30-Pound Boobs Finally Gets Reduction Surgery

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While plenty of women have had breast implants, there is a good chance that none of them have the 30-pound boobs that the woman below has had to deal with.

Dee Stein, a 53-year-old woman from Las Vegas, decided she had had enough of her enormous boobs, and went to Dr. Dubrow from E!'s "Botched" in order to receive a life saving surgery.

"I've been told that I probably can't be fixed...I totally feel like I don't have anybody else to turn to at this point," she says. "I'd risk my life for it at this point because I'm so uncomfortable. I'm in a lot of pain."

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Stein, a mother and former dancer, says she got the boob job after feeling pressure from the industry. After 20 years of having to deal with her boobs, one of them has deflated after the saline ruptured, while the right one is become the size of a bowling ball.

"I feel like a walking boob, and it is killing me inside because I know I am so much better than that," Stein states.

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Afters doctors reveal that without a reduction Stein could develop an infection or even cancer, they decide to help the woman, reducing her breasts from the 3,000 cc implants she had to symmetrical DD breasts.

"I feel light as air!" the mother states after surgery.

I complain if I hold a bag that's heavy for ten minutes, so I can't even imagine what it was like for Stein to hold those in place for two decades.

Via NY Daily News

 

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Portland Is Giving Away Free Weed

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Packs your bags, everyone. The great city of Portland wants to get you high, brah.

Portland Giving Away Free Weed

Recreational marijuana became officially legal today in Portland, Oregon, so now all you beautiful, hipster vegans can hop on your bike and head to the nearest weed shop. Thing is, weed shops won't be opening until late next year, and applications for marijuana business licenses won't be accepted until next year anyway.

So a group of folks in Portland had a great idea: NORML, or National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, has invited folks to join them near the Burnside Bridge, because starting this morning at midnight, all adults with IDs that show they are 21 or older will be given free marijuana and cannabis seed.

"While it becomes legal to possess and cultivate cannabis, there is no legal place in Oregon to buy marijuana itself or cannabis seeds and starts," the free weed givers explain. "Portland NORML will educate the public and our partners will give away thousands of seeds and hundreds of pounds of marijuana this year so Washington state and the black market do not benefit from our new marijuana legality."

Don't freak out if you miss out on free weed, because on Saturday they will be teaching people how to grow their own marijuana. Maybe your local Lowe's can also have similar classes on Sunday for folks.

And on July 3rd, there will be an event named "Weed the People," where people can join together and discuss weed history (get high) and talk with other growers (get high) and even receive gift bags (and get high).

Good old Portland. Always ahead of the curve.

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The 4th of July: As a Young Boy vs. As a Grown Man

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The 4th of July is a holiday that has a little something for everyone to enjoy. And while some of the stuff you enjoy is different when you're a young boy than when you're a grown man, a lot of things stay the same. We put together this handy little little diagram to help make our point.

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Russian Salon Busted By Police Because of Naked Hair Stylists

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How many times have you walked into a salon and gasped at the price for a haircut before turning to your buddy and saying, "Geez, for 79 bucks they better cut my hair naked."

Well, apparently there is a salon in Russia where that actually happens. Or at least there was.

According to Playboy, Russian police recently busted a hair salon where both stylists and patrons would get buck naked for the right price.


For $79, patrons would get their hair cut by a naked stylist, and for $157, you could take all your clothes off as well, but that sounds like things would get pretty itchy.

Perhaps the craziest part of the story is that the shop got shut down because it was located next to a daycare for autistic kids, and they weren't allowed to use the playground because so many drunk dudes were trying to get into the salon.

So, it sounds like all they have to do to keep the dream alive is conduct their business pretty much anywhere else.

That's apparently not the way things work at this bar: Russian Man Gets Butt Kicked By Waitress After Grabbing Her Butt

 

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Hannah Ferguson Welcomes Your Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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Hannah Ferguson Wants You to Use a Cheesy Pickup Line

You'd expect a lot of things from Hannah Ferguson, like her long, luscious legs, adorable demeanor and overall tomboy sexiness. But the Texas girl trapped in New York City tells GQ in this candid talk how she pines for summer fishing and cheesy pick-up lines. Enjoy a quick interview with Hannah Ferguson as she casually strips down and gives us the tell-all in GQ's latest "Go-Sees" segment.

 

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British Glamour Model Booted From Snapchat For Too Many Naked Pics

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When you think of Snapchat, one of the first things that comes to your mind is probably, "That's the app everyone uses to send nudes on, right?"

Yep, that's the one. But apparently, too many nudes can get you kicked off and banned, as British glamour girl and stripper Chelsea Ferguson found out. Ferguson is quite popular online and in the UK lad mags, and Snapchatting totally naked photos to her followers like the one below is a big reason why:

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However, too much of this was considered a bad thing by Team Snapchat, and they sent her this email explaining why they terminated her account:

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Fortunately, Ferguson was indeed able to find an audience elsewhere, and posts many of her NSFW photos on Twitter (warning: Twitter link contains naked pics of Ferguson). However, if you are unable to check her out on Twitter, you still can on her SFW Instagram, or just look at these censored shots below:

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This Is The Dumbest iPhone Case Ever Created (And It Could Get You Killed)

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If you want to make a fashion statement or impress your friends with that new iPhone case you just got off some shady guy on the Internet, make sure it isn't one that can possible get you killed like the iPhone case below.

Gun iPhone Case, iPhone Case That Might Get You Killed

That's right. It's an iPhone case shaped like a gun. And it even comes in hot pink in case you don't feel fabulous enough. This iPhone is so dangerous that NYPD's 112th Precinct Deputy Inspector Judith Harrison warned people on Twitter to stay away from this ridiculous case.


It seems most of these cases are being sold on ebay from users based in China, and hundreds of these plastic guns cases are being sold.

Instead of this, just get a plain, boring case that claims to protect your phone, but it won't protect it if it's dropped in the toilet . False advertising if you ask me.

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Let's Take a Fond Look Back at the Best Videos of June 2015

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Best Videos of the Month Compilation || June 2015 JukinVideo

June was a great month for viral vids, but after watching this compilation it's safe to say that dogs still rule. There are plenty of pups and much more to enjoy, so sit back and have a few laughs.

 

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Miley Cyrus Caught Making Out With Model Girlfriend Stella Maxwell

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Happy birthday, America.

According to the Daily Mail, pop sensation Miley Cyrus is filming a new music video in Los Angeles this week, and it looks as though when she's not synching her lips to the music on set, she's locking them with her girlfriend Stella Maxwell​.

Miley Cyrus making out with Stella Maxwell

The pictures were taken Tuesday night outside the Palm Restaurant in Beverly Hills, where witnesses said Cyrus and the Victoria's Secret model couldn't keep their hands off each other. And by the looks of things, they couldn't keep their tongues out of each other's mouths either.

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Miley Cyrus making out with Stella Maxwell

Cyrus recently came out as bisexual, and she damn near broke the Internet when she was seen leaving a hotel with Maxwell at her side. She said she's open to dating anybody as long as they're at least 18 years of age and what they're doing is "legal." Oh, and they can't be a fat, drunken "slob" either.

"If I end up in a straight relationship, that's fine," Cyrus said. "But I'm not going to be with f***ing slob guys who are watching porn, making all their girls feel ugly."

Hey, that's fine with us, as we like it way more when she's sucking face with Victoria's Secret models instead of dudes.

Get some more Stella: Miley Cyrus' New Girlfriend Stella Maxwell Has A Hot (And NSFW) Instagram

 

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20 Things You Really Don't Want To Know

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There are some things out there that are better left unknown. If you needed another reason to never leave your house, consider this article your alibi. From facts about feces to unsettling knowledge about history, we present some of the most disturbing facts ever.

1. Ninety percent of paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.
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Don't get excited. The 2009 report indicated that most dollars contained only .006 micrograms of cocaine, which is thousands of times smaller than a single grain of sand. Apparently the coke "binds to the green eye in money." Canada came in second place with 85 percent of paper money containing cocaine, and China and Japan came in last with 20 and 12 percent respectively.

2. Baby foreskins are sometimes used as replacement skin for burn victims.

This means, quite literally, one can be a true dickface. Soldiers as well benefit from the use of foreskins to repair wounds. More accurately, foreskins help accelerate the growth of new skin. I'll keep my horrific burns, thanks.

3. There are porn stars who were born in 1997.

Just as a comparison, "Titanic" came out in 1997.

4. Koalas eat their mother's poop.

It's no secret that coprophagia, the love of eating poo, exists in the animal kingdom. Watch your dog for a day. But koalas do it for another purpose: They can't digest eucalyptus when they are born so they consume bacteria in Mom's poop to develop the ability to. It's like breast milk, except from the butt.

5. And mother cats eat their newborns' poop.

The Internet is rife with concerned cat owners wondering why their cats eat their kitten's poop. They do it for cleanliness and to keep the smell factor at a minimum. Also to keep predators at bay.

6. Red eyes at the pool are caused by urine, not chlorine.

On June 24, the Internet erupted when the CDC said that chlorine doesn't cause your eyes to turn red. Pee does. They said nitrogen in the urine combines with chlorine to create something called chloramine. Chloramine makes your eyes red. And its No. 1 ingredient is urine.

7. When you smell something, it means the molecules from that smell land in your nostrils.

Yes, including farts.

Molecules evaporate from everything. Onions, perfume, bread. This means when you enter a smelly bathroom, the molecules from strangers' poop are landing inside your nose.

8. Male fetuses get erections in the womb.

Many times a boner is visible from the ultrasound. Scientists don't know why, but I'm guessing it has something to do with being mere inches away from a vagina. Indeed erections continue to happen after birth and well into one's adulthood, ending at 60 until Viagra is needed to keep that flagpole upright.

9. A man's penis and testicles were once removed during surgery by accident.

In 1999, 67-year-old Hurshell Ralls went into surgery for bladder cancer. When he awoke after the operation, the cancer was gone, and so was his penis.

Hurshell told Good Morning America that his wife gave him the bad news: "'Honey, it's over. They got all the cancer. But they had to remove your penis.' I was one mad dude, you know."

In 2001, it was reported that 95 percent of doctors have witnessed major surgical mistakes.

10. 1 out of 50 women have a third nipple.

And 1 out of every 100 men do. Mark Wahlberg and Harry Styles are two celebrities with multiple nipples. It's called a supernumerary nipple and it happens in all mammals.

11. Every molecule of water you drink has been pissed out by a dinosaur.

Dinosaurs roamed the Earth for 186 million years, so this makes sense. Humans have only been around for 400,000 years.

According to UK's Metro, "Frankly, you might as well be drinking it straight out of their scaly penises."

12. Ducks are the most prolific rapists in the animal kingdom.

It's hard to believe such lovable, waddling creatures are brutal rapists. But it's true. A third of all duck intercourse is forced.

It's been observed by the scientific community that male duck genitals are actually evolving to become more successful at raping; and female duck genitals are evolving to avoid getting pregnant. It has been dubbed a "sexual arms race."

13. You are always within 6 feet of a spider at any given moment.

According to this Wired article, They're everywhere.

14. Forty-eight percent of sodas at fast food joints contain bacteria from fecal matter.

And more than 11 percent of beverages contain E. Coli.

15. 300,000,000 cells in the body die every minute.

From the book The Truth Please!: ""In less than twelve hours, the body has replaced as many as or more cells than there are stars in our galaxy."

16. Crucifixion is the official death penalty in Sudan.

Per Article 168 of the Sudanese Penal Code. Even more startling is that Sudan applies the death penalty more than any other African nation. Even those guilty of sodomy, weapon possession, and prostitution receive capital punishment.

17. Hitler and Joseph Stalin were both nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Hitler's nomination was only a joke, however, pulled by a member of the Swedish parliament in 1939. Stalin's nominations came in 1945 and 1948. In related news, Gandhi never won a Nobel Peace Prize.

18. Scientists say by 2020 chocolate will begin to disappear from the earth.

Hershey recently increased the price of chocolate bars to lower the demand and combat this eerie fact. Yes, there is a discrepancy between the amount of chocolate made and how much is eaten. The deficit will increase by one million metric tons of chocolate by 2020, and increase from there.

19. There are more than 100 billion dead people buried beneath you.

The Population Reference Bureau said that around 106 billion people have lived on Earth. Nearly 7 percent of all people ever born are alive today.

20. There are millions of kids playing Xbox and having sex with your mother as you read these words.

I mean, at least that's what they're always saying to me. Must be an epidemic.

 

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'Maury' Is Arguably The Best Talk Show On Television And Here's Why

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Aside from "The Price is Right," Maury Povich's "Maury" was one of the shows that we watched when we stayed home from school by faking a sickness, and boy did we see a lot of great moments. Of course "Maury" is most known for paternity tests, but check out some other unforgettable moments from the show below.

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Maury likes to hold dance parties too.

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Funny, Maury Povich, Hilarious Maury Moments

Via Izismile

 

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Help Pleas From 'Trapped' Factory Workers Appear On SoBe Bottle Lids

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If you happened to be drinking a SoBe Vitamin Water, and chances are you probably didn't, you may have missed the strange message that people all across were receiving on the inside lids of some SoBe drinks: "Help me. Trapped In Sobe Factory."

News, SoBe Odd Message, Trapped Workers In Sobe Factory

That was the message that had people worried for potential workers that may have indeed been trapped in a SoBe factory, being forced to make awful vitamin water over and over again until someone actually enjoyed the drink.

The "pleas" were written in the same font that expiration dates are printed on, so that just gave people more reason to believe that perhaps this was a worker that was desperately trying to reach out to someone. Check out some of the bottle lids below.

News, Odd SoBe Message, Trapped Factory Worker In SoBe

News, Odd SoBe Message, Trapped Factory Worker In SoBe

News, Odd SoBe Message, Trapped Factory Worker In SoBe

But not to worry, apparently SoBe prints messages like this under their lids all the time, kind of like Snapple prints "facts" under theirs. Of course SoBe, who is owned by PepsiCo, did not want to appear to look like an evil tyrant, so they had to clear the matter up fast.

""Hi there, we're sorry that our cap slogan caused you concern, that was certainly not our intention. These sayings are intended to give our consumers a little smile or pause for thought, not offense, while they enjoy their favorite SoBe beverage," Sobe stated.

Because nothing brings a smile to my face like potentially trapped factory workers.

"We are planning on removing this cap slogan from our current rotation, however, it will take a while for existing stock to run through the market," SoBe added.

So let's all breathe a sigh of relief, and continue to not purchase Sobe Vitamin Water.

Via Independent

 

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