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Sara Jean Underwood Isn't A Fan Of Clothes And We're Totally Okay With That

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If you don't know who Sara Jean Underwood is, you should. Her love for all things non-clothes-related is strong, and we should appreciate her choices. Sara has over 1 million followers on Instagram for a reason (mainly because we are all depraved, perverted humans), but let us show you why.

Take a look at some of Sara's sexiest IG shots below and make sure to hunch over your computer. Make some shifty eyes for added creeper effect.

Lazy Sunday, current mood. 😴

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More from my shoot last week ❤️ (📷 by @danadanerang) thanks for the cute bikini bottoms @twentysauce

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We're going streaking! || 📷 by @danadanerang

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👋🏼✋🏼👋🏼✋🏼👋🏼

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😴😴😴😘😘😘 || 📷 by @steveshawphotos

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Have a cheeky Saturday eve 😉

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Don't mind me, just working out. 💪🏼🚴🏼

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Chilling at the river today. Got my @fittea in tow. Threw some ice in the glass... heaven 👌🏼

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And here's Sara playing video games, eating and drinking beer, just because.

 

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Here's Kate Upton Looking Hot In Tiny Bikinis Just Because

Sharon Stone Goes Nude For Magazine Photoshoot

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Sharon Stone is 57 years old. Fifty-seven. And she went full nude in a new photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar.

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When you think Sharon Stone, you think of that classic "Basic Instinct" scene, and Stone commented on that fact.

"If I believed that sexy was trying to be who I was when I did 'Basic Instinct,' then we'd all be having a hard day today."

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Pretty amazing Sharon is still looking fantastic at 57 while I have the physical capabilities of a 57-year-old who has smoked for three decades. (I'm in my mid-20s.)

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For more on the story, check it out over at Harper's Bazaar.

Check this out, too: Ashley Greene's New Bikini Scene

 

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This Teacher Is In Court For Asking A Student For Pictures Of His Penis

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It's getting to the point where going a day without hearing a story about a teacher getting sexual with a student is surprising, and so this story of a teacher asking a student for dick pics fills our quota.

News, Teacher Ask Student For Penis Picture, English Teacher Sends Topless Picture To Student
Stephanie Rodakowski, a 31-year-old former teacher who used to teach English (and had aspirations of teaching a hands on sex ed class, probably) at Thurston High School in Springfield, Oregon, appeared in court to answer to allegations that she exchanged nude photos with a 15-year-old student.

The married teacher was busted after being caught sending topless pictures to the student, sexting and asking him for a picture of his junk more than once. Rodakowski also kissed the student outside her classroom (because handing out gold stars is outdated, I guess). Once everything was revealed, the teacher asked her teen lover to delete the dirty pictures she sent him, but the little shit screenshot the texts instead.

News, Teacher Ask Student For Penis Picture, English Teacher Sends Topless Picture To Student
Rodakowski now has a misdemeanor charge of "endangering the welfare of a minor and evidence tampering."

The teacher has pleaded not guilty, and the judge ordered police to book her.

Via Death and Taxes

Here's a teacher who had fun with more than one student: Teacher Has Sex With Students In Car, Roof Of School, Gets 22 Years

 

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Crazy Lady Gets Kicked Off Flight After Refusing To Put Her Dog In Its Carrier

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Look out, America. This lady is going to sue us all.

A recent United Express flight bound for Chicago had to return to the gate in Salt Lake City after an absolutely bat shit - and I mean the battiest of shit - crazy woman refused to put her dog in its carrying case despite the fact that it was "growling and snapping at the crew."

At that point, the plane and the woman were greeted by two police officers, and that's when things got really interesting:


If you checked out early because you're not into watching an old man struggle as he gets out of his seat, we hear you, but be sure to listen to the final 20 seconds. That's when the woman starts screaming that the officers are breaking her arm.

Call it a hunch, but we're going to say that probably wasn't the case.

h/t Daily Mail Online

It was too little too late by the time this pooch was escorted off the plane: US Airways Made An Emergency Landing Because A Dog Pooped In The Aisle

 

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Skiing Down Three Consecutive Escalators Is The Coolest Stupid Idea We've Ever Seen

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Either this guy has stones the size of watermelons or a brain the size of a walnut.

Hell, or both.

With the help of friends and a GoPro, Daniel Freed Schwartz recently showed the rest of the world that you don't need snow these days to go downhill skiing, just three consecutive escalators that end in a parking garage.


You know it's coming, and although it might take a day or two, we're jonesing to see the footage from the dozens of moron copycats who make trips to their local malls to imitate Schwartz's awesomeness and then fail miserably.

h/t BroBible

In the meantime, we'll settle for these examples of escalators being quite the bitch for some people: Our Favorite Escalator Fails Of All Time

 

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The Internet Has Had A Good Time With Guy Fieri

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Love him or hate him, Food Network personality, Guy Fieri is just about everywhere these days. And the Internet has done what it tends to do and completely had their way with him. The good news is that whether you're a fan of his or not, I'm pretty certain we can at least all appreciate what is happening with his likness in this virtual world of ours.
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All This Dentist Training Equipment Will Haunt Your Dreams

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If you think that a dentist asking you questions while their hands are buried in your mouth is horrible, take a look at what those men and women had to practice on before they were allowed to make you feel super uncomfortable by looking directly at you while having the time of their lives with your teeth.

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The kids knew all along. The kids always know.

Via The Chive

 

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Some Of Your Favorite Film Characters That Were Originally Cast With Different Actors

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How would you feel if you knew some of your favorite film characters were originally cast using different big-name actors? From your favorite American psycho to the most quintessential of Ghostbusters, let us show you an alternate universe where some of film's best leading roles had different original casts. And for now, let's just be thankful that "Superman Lives" was cancelled, lest we have Nic Cage as the Man of Steel.

John Belushi - "Ghostbusters" (Peter Venkman)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Dan Aykroyd's original version of the film had Blues Brother, Belushi, as the comedic role opposite of him, but due to his untimely death in 1982, director Ivan Reitman and Aykroyd were forced to recast. Richard Pryor and Bill Murray were the next obvious choices. Funny thing is, Murray's role far exceeded what anybody could've imagined for a young Pete Venkman, and the movie's success more than 30 years ago still rings true today with sequels coming back around. Aykroyd refers to Slimer as the ghost of John Belushi.

Tom Cruise - "The Matrix" (Neo), "Shawshank Redemption" (Andy Dufresne) and "Iron Man"
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Tom Cruise admits to regretting passing the role of Neo in the 1999 sci-fi classic, which happened to be one of the biggest roles of Keanu Reeves' career. In addition, Cruise & Harrison Ford were Rob Reiner's picks for the leads of Andy Dufresne and Red in "Shawshank Redemption," both award-nominated roles. Frank Darabont, however, refused Reiner's multi-million dollar offer to step down and did the film with Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman instead. Cruise was also spearheading Iron Man in hopes to get the character off the ground and gave up just before the franchise took off, casting Robert Downey Jr. instead, one of the now highest paid actors in film. For as great an actor Tom Cruise is, he's missed out on some big roles.

Leonardo DiCaprio - "American Psycho" (Patrick Bateman)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Mary Harron was set to direct and wanted Christian Bale in the leading role, but when Leo was cast, she walked and Oliver Stone came in to direct. After weighty feminist protests and script problems, both Leo and Stone walked. Harrow came back on to direct and cast Bale. Leo was also set to be the original Peter Parker in "Spider-Man," but Toby Maguire was believed to have that delicate nerd complex needed for the role. As much as we love Leo, both were solid recasts in our eyes.

Bette Midler - "Sister Act" (Mary Clarence)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
The role of Sister Mary Clarence was originally chock full of Jewish jokes, but Midler couldn't picture herself as a nun, and so the role went to Whoopi who got one of her first big leading roles, and the lines were tweaked to fit her personality. The franchise is reportedly getting a reboot as well now. We know you have this film in your VHS collection.

Chris Farley - "Shrek" (Shrek)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Normally we wouldn't include animated characters, but it happens to be trending news now that an audio clip surfaced of the late Farley voicing over the monumental animated character, Shrek. Farley had completed nearly all of the voiceover for the first "Shrek" film before his untimely death in 1997, right before he was recast by Mike Myers.

Tom Selleck - "Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark" (Indiana Jones)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Maybe it was Tom Selleck constantly hiding his erection in "Magnum P.I." that did him in, but more than likely it was the unfortunate timing of the show's pilot, which took Selleck off the list of available actors, forcing George Lucas to cast Harrison Ford, despite some initial reluctance.

Sylvester Stallone - "Beverly Hills Cop" (Axel Foley)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
We love Sly, but one thing is for certain: "Beverly Hills Cop" wouldn't have been nearly as funny if Eddie Murphy hadn't replaced him. Mickey Rourke, James Caan and Al Pacino were all early choices for the role as well, but when Rourke dropped out, Sly moved in and rewrote the script himself as an action role without the funny parts. When the film took a dive, it was rewritten with the funny parts and cast Eddie Murphy, becoming one of his most successful roles in film.

Nicole Kidman - "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (Jane Smith)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Had it not been for this change in actors, Brad Pitt might still be with Jennifer Aniston, and one of Hollywood's most famous homewreckers might've not gotten to play lead next to her now husband. That movie is more important to film history and tabloid magazines than anyone realizes. Johnny Depp was also the original Mr. Smith. What an odd couple that would have made for the film! When Pitt heard Kidman dropped out, he almost did too, then hopped back aboard once Jolie was cast.

Marlon Wayans - "Batman Returns" (Robin)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Although Tim Burton never introduced Robin in his Batman films, the part for Robin was originally set to go to Wayans, which would've given people a nice juxtaposition for Michael Keaton's sidekick. However, there were already more than enough characters in the film between having two villain origin stories. Wayans was already paid but was pushed to the third installment, and when Burton dropped out after the second film, Wayans' offer went away and Chris O'Donnell took up the mantle as the young Boy Wonder.

In addition, Annette Bening was supposed to play Cat Woman, but she got pregnant and wasn't able to perform, opening the opportunity for Michelle Pfieffer instead.

Billy Dee Williams - "Batman Forever" (Two-Face)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
At the same time Wayans was pushed out completely for O'Donnell, Billy Williams was getting pushed out for Tommy Lee Jones. Williams had a clause in his contract while shooting as Harvey Dent in the original "Batman" - the one in your VHS collection - with the understanding he would later play Two-Face, and when Joel Schumacher took over the franchise after Burton, he paid Williams after recasting him.

Reese Witherspoon- "Gone Girl" (Amy Dunne)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
As soon as David Fincher joined the book adaptation project, he decided Reese Witherspoon was not right for the leading lady part, and she agreed with him. Rosamund Pike went on to earn an Oscar nomination for her role in the film. Having Reese in the film might not have affected the film too much for a lot of people, although it's possibly easier to see Rosamund as a legit sociopath as opposed to the kind-hearted girl - Reese - we've known for decades.

Eric Stoltz -"Back to the Future" (Marty McFly)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Michael J. Fox couldn't get away from "Family Ties" to film, but four weeks into filming "Back to the Future," Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis declared Eric Stoltz unfit for the role - he even agreed - and as Fox's schedule opened up and allowed him to shoot the movie, he slid right into role of Marty McFly. As far as they're concerned, he was made for the role. Too bad they're considering rebooting the franchise.

Frank Sinatra - "Dirty Harry" (Harry Callahan)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Sinatra was set to play Harry, hard as that is to imagine, before he hurt his hand. The role then went briefly to Paul Newman and finally Clint Eastwood after some script changes.

Dana Carvey & Jon Lovitz - "Bad Boys" (Det. Mike Lowrey & Marcus Burnett)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
The original "Bad Boys" is 20 years old this year, and with second and third sequels announced to the "Bad Boys" franchise, you have to assume it wouldn't be happening quite the same if Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz had landed those roles. The film was originally named "Bulletproof Hearts" and set to a more comedic tone for the "Saturday Night Live" actors.

The films instead starred Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in a successful "black" comedy, as opposed to another take on "Beverly Hills Cop" with Carvey and Lovitz, which would likely not be a possible reboot at this point in time. Something tells us Jon Lovitz is not fit for the role needed for these new films on the way in 2017 and 2019.

John Travolta - "Forrest Gump" (Forrest Gump)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
The role of Forrest Gump is easily one of the most unique and difficult roles to play, something Tom Hanks did spectacularly. John Travolta, despite being the original choice, turned down the role. Hanks went on to win the Oscar for Best Actor in a Leading Role for the part, something we're not sure Travolta could've pulled off. He regrets his decision to this day, but we don't.

Robert De Niro - "Big" (Josh Baskin)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Tom Hanks was originally cast in the role, but due to a full schedule, he had to pass as the studio offered it to De Niro. After a squabble over money with De Niro, Hanks' schedule opened up and he was recast into the role of Josh Baskin. De Niro, however, got the role of Al Capone in "The Untouchables," which was originally promised to Bob Hoskins. You remember Smee from "Hook," don't you? Yeah, that all worked out for the best.

David Bowie - "Hook" (Captain James Hook)
Original Actors On Famous Roles, Roles Played By Other Actors
Speaking of "Hook," David Bowie was originally set to take up the black-wigged role of Captain Hook before Dustin Hoffman. Bowie has been known to pull out unique roles in his films, including ones like "Labyrinth," but to this day, Dustin Hoffman's role as the villainous pirate is one of the most classic versions to date.

 

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Man Dumped By Wife For Getting A Penis Tattoo On His Thigh

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While I'm sure there are many daily idiots to choose from for "idiot of the day," this guy has an early lead as he recently got kicked out by his wife for tattooing a penis on his own thigh.

Man Tattoos Penis On Thigh, Man Kicked Out By Wife For Penis Tattoo

34-year-old Stuart Valentino was kicked out by his wife Samantha after surprising her by getting a six and a half inch penis tattoo on his thigh. The tattoo is visible when he wears shorts, so Samantha doesn't allow Stuart to take his daughter swimming, and the family was forced to postpone their vacation plans simply because Stuart is a total idiot.

Ironically, the tattoo gun used for the penis tattoo was given to Stuart as a Christmas gift...by his wife.

"My wife hates it. In retrospect, I'm not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I've ever done," Stuart says. "After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg."

Man Tattoos Penis On Thigh, Man Kicked Out By Wife For Penis Tattoo

"We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday," Stuart adds. "Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn't take it any longer, and left me.'I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I'm devastated I've lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can't blame anyone else."

Stuart is a father of four so it's stupid that he would get a visible tattoo of this, especially since he's a grown man and not a college student in a fraternity drawing sharpie penises on everyone's forehead when they pass out.

Stuart was once known as the "world's most annoying husband" for pulling various pranks on his wife, like the one below.



At least he now holds the "world's most annoying ex-husband" title.

Via Metro

 

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This University Of North Texas Mug Isn't Something You Want To Get The Woman In Your Life

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If you have a woman in your life who attends or attended the University of North Texas, it's best to stay away from this mug and never consider it as a gift.

Funny, University of North Texas Mug

Although, if you're interested in getting it for yourself and drinking coffee out of it every morning while looking out into the distance, here's where you can get one.

Via Boing Boing

 

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Wife Catches Husband Hooking Up With Her Twin Sister And Makes Them Both Pay The Price

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Hey, maybe he thought it was his wife?

A Chinese woman's suspicions of a cheating husband turned out to be correct as she used a mobile tracking device to find him hooking up with her twin sister in a parking lot.

News, Woman Catches Twin Sister With Husband. Cheating Couple Left Naked In Parking Lot
29-year-old Ting Su caught her 30-year-old husband, Cheng, naked in a car with her twin sister, who was also naked. The shock of being caught led both Cheng and his lover to hop out of the car, still completely naked. That was probably the worst decision they could have made, as Ting Su did what most would do: she drove off in the husband's car, leaving the two lovers naked in the parking lot.

News, Woman Catches Twin Sister With Husband. Cheating Couple Left Naked In Parking Lot
"It was so funny. Loads of people were grabbing their phones and I did as well. He was banging his fist on the window and shouting at her, and she just wasn't playing ball," a witness said.

Unsurprisingly, Ting (also a mother of twins) has filed for divorce.

News, Woman Catches Twin Sister With Husband. Cheating Couple Left Naked In Parking Lot
That's what you get for being cheap, Cheng, and not getting a hotel room.

Although maybe this was one of those quirky, Disney Channel show twin scenarios where the smarter twin goes to take a test for the other twin. Although this version wouldn't exactly be suitable for Disney Channel.

Via Death and Taxes

 

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Watch This Weatherman Respond to an Earthquake Live On TV

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When your response to an earthquake is "Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. This is a good one." you are probably a badass. So I am here to declare that KTVU-Oakland's weatherman, Steve Paulson, is a bad ass. Because I would've crumpled to the floor and started crying under the same circumstances. (The above footage is Paulson's reaction live on the air to the 4.0 earthquae that shook through Oakland, CA this morning.)

Via @daviddebolt

 

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12 Struggles Only Left Handed People Truly Understand

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One of the most ignored handicaps in the world is being left-handed. This is not a world designed for southpaws and we are reminded of this every day of our lives. Maybe that's a bit dramatic, but there are some big time inconveniences that you non-lefties never really have to deal with. Here are 12 of the most annoying ones.

1. Dry erase boards become sleeve erase boards
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Forget trying to run a meeting or write in front of a class; if you're left handed anything you write is going to be smeared all over your sleeve until you look like you just prepared Hannibal Lecter's lunch. I mean, assuming you're using a red marker. You are using a red marker in this hypothetical scenario, right?

2. Scissors feel like shaking hands with Andre the Giant
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You know how comfortable it is for all you right-handed people to pick up a pair of scissors and start cutting away at whatever your heart desires? For us, it's miserable. The average pair of scissors fit for a leftie like putting a shoe on your elbow. Then you're forced to hold the scissors like you're trimming hedges to cut a piece of wrapping paper and now Christmas is ruined forever!

3. Using a pencil means you look part robot afterwards
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Oh hey, sorry the entire back of my hand looks like I karate chopped RoboCop until he started bleeding fluids out of his stupid head, but unfortunately I used a lead pencil two hours ago and this is going to take an entire can of WD-40 to make me clean again.

4. Water fountains are backwards and no one seems to mind
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So not only do I have to turn the handle with the opposite hand, I also have to lean in with my head tilting the wrong way, which means this sip of water is going to be anything but refreshing. At this point I'd rather just be thirsty than to subscribe to your right-handed patriarch.

5. Spiral notebooks are the devil
Funny, Dealing With Being Left Handed, Left Handed Struggle
What's a better way to get motivated to write than to have a tiny barbed wire fence digging into the entire side of your arm? It's kind of like you're trying to kill a snake by slowly suffocating it with your forearm, but the snake is made of metal and can bite you with its entire body.

6. Everyone acts like it's a magic trick when they find out
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"Are you...LEFT HANDED?!" I'm not sure why people respond to that like you just vomited out a Smurf, but every time someone notices you're left-handed, it happens. You'd get less of a reaction if you started driving out of a mall parking lot with a car seat sitting on the hood of your car.

7. They also insist on telling you about someone they know that's also left-handed
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The follow-up to noticing that you're left-handed is when they'll try to relate to you by naming someone they know that also happens to be left handed. "Oh you're left handed? So is my step nephew!" First of all, I'm not ever sure step nephew is a thing and secondly, how am I supposed to respond to that? Thank you? I love him? I love you? There is no response that works except fake excitement.

8. Video games aren't designed for you at all
Funny, Dealing With Being Left Handed, Left Handed Struggles
Your regular controller might not give you much trouble, but now that the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games are coming back, get ready for a real lefty suckfest. While everyone else is slapping away at that whammy bar racking up the points,you're sitting there cold and alone knowing that, in order to get those points, you have to reach around to the bottom of the guitar. I might as well just throw my Xbox into a ravine.

9. Your checkmarks are considered backwards
Funny, Dealing With Being Left Handed, Left Handed Struggles
No it's not backwards if I make my checkmark go from the left to the right, and if you can't learn to accept my checkmarks for whom they are, then that's your problem that you need to fix. I will not apologize for my passion on the subject.

10. Playing sports instantly becomes a hassle
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Want to play golf with your friends? Too bad because they don't have left handed clubs! Maybe you could join in a little baseball? Nope! Not unless you can move your thumb to the other side of your hand. Stupid opposable thumbs.

11. Those old school pencil sharpeners wrecked your life
Funny, Dealing With Being Left Handed, Left Handed Struggle
Trying to sharpen a pencil in junior high was like that challenge on American Gladiators where you had to race with bicycle pedals as fast as possible with your arms while Turbo or Gemini chased you. Your arms burned and it still looked like you were drunkenly stirring a bowl of soup. It was ridiculously frustrating.

12. Your first instinct when swiping a credit card is always wrong
Funny, Dealing With Being Left Handed, Left Handed Struggles
Every time you try to put something on your American Express it's like jamming a USB cord into your computer. You're going to get it wrong and have to flip it again and again and again. This is your life and you just have to learn to accept it.

 

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AutoCorrect Leads To The Most Ridiculous Cake Fail Ever

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There are tons of great fails happening every day, and we've seen plenty of hilarious cake fails, but the fail below may just be the most perfect cake fail ever.


So thanks to autocorrect, Emily's sister will now celebrate her 21st birthday while a blind girl sits on top of her cake. Although I have to wonder if the cake decorator actually believed this cake was for a blind girl, how did they expect her to actually see the figurine on top of it?

Funny, Cake Fail, Blind Girl On Cake Fail

 

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Woman Has Maggot Removed From Her Lip And The Video Is The Worst Thing Ever

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Warning: This video will probably make you curl into a ball and wish the world away because it shows a maggot being pulled out of a woman's lip.


The woman in the video had gone to the doctor because her face had swelled up a bit and now she knows the reason why. A horrible creature had to be pulled from her face.

Living, Woman Has Maggot Removed From Lip
Kudos to you if you didn't pass out while watching this video.

If your stomach can bear it or if you're just a sick human, here's another disgusting video: This Ear Wax Removal Video Is The Grossest Thing You Will Ever See

 

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Windshield Note Shows Just How Pissed A Neighbor Was About A Car Alarm Going Off All Night

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Hearing a car alarm for just a few seconds is quite horrible, especially if you're trying to sleep. So it's hard to blame this guy for feeling the way he does after having to endure his neighbor's car alarm go off throughout the night. Check out how his letter goes from polite to vengeful so smoothly.

Funny Car Alarm Letter, Neighbor Writes Angry Car Alarm Letter
This guy's next fortnight is going to suck.

Via Imgur

 

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The Most Hilarious Tweets About Vaping

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It's nice that smokers can find an alternative to blowing smoke in our faces all the time, but unfortunately many people who vape think it turns them into some sort of James Bond enforcer of coolness that can take a puff wherever and whenever they want. We're all glad you stopped smoking, but we do have to make fun of you just a little. Here are 21 of the funniest tweets about the joys of using a vape pen.

 

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